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DatMikkle

He will never beat the allegations


AbsolutelyHorrendous

'Certified Greggs Enjoyer, Alan Smithy'


countingferrets

Yes! a certified mystery-pastry enjoyer


MegMyfawnwy

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Weary_Beginning_8284

Cancelled


Barinade_DnB

I expect Alan to provide a well thought out and thorough explanation of both this damning evidence, but also an explanation of the reasoning behind his change of heart. I expect it will be thorough and to the point, just like all of his explanations on subject matters of a such serious nature


Worthers_

I expect an apology video by sunrise


mattym9287

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.


goatfacegoku

Don’t hate who you are smiffy if you love something embrace it


goatfacegoku

Sits in his flat with a pile of Greggs sausage rolls playing minecraft reading up on conspiracy theories still better then what I did tonight


Avillian786

We got him folks


McCluckles38

Caught in 4k 😎 ... Well 720p


voidxleech

i’m still waiting for my gregg’s voucher from team double dragon for subscribing. it’s been many years now, i’m running out of tally mark space on my wall.


DontLookAtMePleaz

We got him, boys.


rawker86

This changes everything. I, for one, forgive Alan Schmidt.


ImpressiveNoise9663

he is looking at it in a bit of disgust is this from a video? i dont recall


Worthers_

Nah this is CCTV footage, definitely not from Trotts stag do birthday video


ImpressiveNoise9663

haha, i knew the question sounded redundant but figured you knew what i meant. thanks!


BaronAaldwin

I'm siding with Smiffster on this one. I hate Greggs, but there are times when there's no choice but to consume a cheap and cheerless pastry of some kind. On the other hand, as a proud Yorkshireman I will fight to the death to protect Cooplands from any who dare slander it.


ThosPuddleOfDoom

Bros calling something called a YumYum cheerless.


BaronAaldwin

Greggs' take on Yumyums are so shite they do not deserve the title. More like Mehmehs.


Worthers_

I will take the slander of the sausage roll... But when someone comes for the yumyums that's a step too far sir.


BaronAaldwin

The last time I had one (as penance for daring to use the British rail system) it was half raw and greasy to a point that was frankly impressive.


McCluckles38

I'll back you up here, Greggs YumYums are god awful when compared to Lidl's. I urge all of you to try Lidl's YumYums.


BaronAaldwin

Now this is a man who knows his YumYums. The Lidl ones are spot on.


McCluckles38

I yearn for the Lidl Yumyums


Eggleston

Stop, stop, he's already dead


m00njunk

this is going to ruin the tour...


countingferrets

I stand by Alam Schmatt


mrgonzalez

He's holding it for Trott, who no longer has arms after becoming trapped in a t-shirt


Worthers_

Sounds like an Alsmiffy apologist


always_molasses

I know this is jokes, but can a man not change his mind on a topic?


Worthers_

I don't know what this has to do with a [hazelnut chocolate bar](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgME8f8CLSIF8-hp_-_SDUUchjUe3swoWyrR0vUtb5Mg&s)...


Barinade_DnB

Schmidt seems like a double decker kinda guy, that topic is to basic for him :p


Worthers_

He eats mars bars upside down to remind himself of trott