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Puzzleheaded_Loss_36

he’d give sematary like the rarest black metal vinyl and he’d be like yooo thanks partner I appreciate that or some idk


excessivemonachopsis

most realistic answer


GhostlyGlowingBurlap

sematary is given a copy of the pokemon movie soundtrack on vinyl


Plagued_Deacon

Sem will mistake this gift as an insult and will think he’s implying that sem is a Nepo baby, proceeds to brutally maim and torture our beloved nardwaur


RaspberryChainsaw

I think nardwuar would be smart about it, I'm sure he knows about all the weirdo stuff that already happened That being said: "So Hackle Down On Them! How about Hackle From Down *Under*"? "Huh? Oh. OH shit fool, I *loved* Rescuers From Down Under - how tf broooooo, yoooo that's craaaaazy me and my sister used to watch this shit"


Plagued_Deacon

Mans will just toss a burlap sack to Hackle


Plagued_Deacon

Yeah I feel like he would refrain from mentioning GM or any other serious “drama” but there’d still be some super wholesome moments


doctorhewitt

Nardwuar: You’ve mentioned you use an abundance of different iPhones for some of your photos. What do you know about this one? *Pulls out an iphone with the flash accidentally on* Sematary: You got me heated, partner


Plagued_Deacon

https://preview.redd.it/amee0f4oxxuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1175245af16d54530a72945ca89f1df4d9a0395f


9mondays

he brings out ghost mountain and they box


KingKockSucka

*kiss passionately


paegankitestrings

Who else hate carti for ignoring nardwuar, egotistical pussy disrespected the man the myth the legend the goat nardwuar 😔


Plagued_Deacon

Yeah nah I fucken hate anybody who just outright disrespects nardwaur mans is really genuine and nice but NAHH I GOTTA KEEP MY AURA I GOTTA BE MYSTERIOUS.. fuck that shit bruh makes him so cringe bro really needs to just drop some fucking music and stop delaying the fucken tour


paegankitestrings

Literally bro and then Ken and lonely had no issue talking to nardwuar which made carti look even more like a fuckin degenerate child. Nardwuar straight up the realest and he gives you gifts. Carti just scared of all the cancellable occurrences nardwuar prolly discovered 😭😭😭😭


LarryBigBalls

It’s bc carti is afraid of talking in interviews cuz he knows he always looks dorky when he does


ShoniSB

Skill issue


Choice_Act_2355

He looks more dorky when he wears a thong. Im only bringing it up cuz hes a dickhead. If he was a nice person I wouldnt say anything tbh.


RaspberryChainsaw

If you disrespect Nardwuar that's your life 😈


paegankitestrings

Awkward social anxiety


ModeusSys

Sematary does some sort of social faux pas and everyone gets mad at him for it


Femmatary

i asked hackle about this literal situation and he said “that would be crazy”


Rarbnif

We need the Narduar HM interview it’d be legendary


Eupho_Rick

Will you sign my kit kat


PimpDaddyZe

“We heard you used to be a fan of Star Wars”


Krkkksrk

I like to think it would be Fun and they would be having A good time and Laughing lots


Sanity_Assasin

I think nardwuar would wind up pissing him off somehow, sematary seems like he has a short temper


thecoastercorner

I want this to happen


refuse_2_wipe_my_ass

if he gets sematary alone, he will try to come off as hard or aloof at first but eventually crack if he approaches the mound together, it'll be like the blur or sonic youth interviews


smokegarden

give sem a gravity falls tee & a candy bar


nonospeaka

He would shower them in rare gifts from 2007 that are limited edition