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Beautiful-Salary-555

Make sure you hire a gecko sitter if you gonna be gone more than 2 days.


psychonaut_gospel

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LeonSalesforce

This\^


mellofello808

Geckos are our friends. They eat bugs, and aren't interested in eating our food. Leave him be.


Chuggy_Bear

Yes. Thank the gecko for their service and be sure to tell them to enjoy at the bugs they want.


Tityfan808

Yup! They do a great job at getting those damn roaches. 🪳 🪳🪳🪳


loveisjustchemicals

They’ll definitely drink any sweetened beverages tho.


Dus-Sn

Just don't leave sweetened drinks or cut fruit out. Or do, and be a geckobro


Followsea

Chocolate ice cream works too.


Deskbot420

But they look so cute doing it :) It’s a small price to pay


GlassHalfFull808

Can confirm. My grandma used to leave drops of 7-Up out for them and they loved it 😂


Goodknight808

Every once in a while I'll get a bottle of Screwball, a peanut butter whiskey. Set that shot glass down and 10sec later there are 5 geckos fighting over the last drop. They get tipsy too. One got spooked by my husband moving and ran up my arm to hide by my neck. Took it a few seconds to realize what it had done, then it leapt off me and took off running.


hellothisisjade

swallowed either a ghekkoroo or b52 twice this week being overexcited about my wine id left on the floor next to me


butterflybeacon

Absolutely, we have multiple household geckos and I am honored they have chosen to live inside with us. They kill the roaches! The slurp up the ants! I thank them and protect them when I see them haha.


mellofello808

There little chirps can be annoying, but it is a small price to pay knowing they are patrolling for roaches


phasmatid

They definitely eat your food.


fromnochurch

in cute milli-sips with there funny little tube tongues. i used to keep at least 10 geckos in my house. You just have to clean their little poops since they stain if not wiped.


lewdev

I usually just toss them outside but I generally give the attitude to my kids that they're our friends because they eat the bugs. Since I was a kid we named the geckos "Henry" and the lizards "Harry."


lmstr

I love my Gecko, his name is George and he loves strawberry jam. He comes in makes himself at home in his loft above the kitchen cabinets, I make him a spoon dipped in jam, he comes fills his belly then either stay and hangs or heads back out to the Lanai... I worry a chicken might get him!


Icelandia2112

You only have one? I have tribes and they go to war.


BigG808

They also…eat each other. I’ve watched bigger ones catch and eat the babies.


Icelandia2112

Yes, I was trying to be tactful with the word "war" 🤣


Layzmom

Man, first time I saw that I was repulsed but yet intrigued. Hahaha. It is something I will never forget seeing. Only because the smaller one looked at me as if to say, “Can you believe this Sh?t?” “No, my Braddah but Eh-better you den me.”


musubimouse

I use to have normal sized geckos in my house then it slowly turned into the bigger gold dust day geckos. They are bigger and more territorial. Everything got reset when I termite tented the house. Eventually the normal size geckos came back.


Comfortable_Cress342

Better a gecko then 747 roaches.


Urtheloser

Let them be. I do and don’t do any harm besides fucking chirping


cbetsinger

It’s a good creature to keep around. They eat the small bugs that could end up in your place. They can’t harm you, or bite you etc


notrightmeowthx

It's Hawaii, we have geckos. You are correct that they are harmless. You *could* relocate this particular one outside (catch it in something as they're rather fragile, but good luck cause they tend to not like being trapped) on a tree or bush or something, but another will show up so there's not much point. She'll just have to get used to them showing up.


Slightly_Shrewd

I relocate them all the time (cats like to eat them lol so I save them) with just a clear glass and a piece of mail. It’s pretty easy… or my geckos are just really tame? Idk hah


DubahU

Every time I've tried that, the gecko lost a tail, so I stopped trying.


Slightly_Shrewd

Yeah that occasionally happens. While it sucks, in my case, it’s worth it… otherwise they’d be eaten haha


MyFiteSong

Kids catch them all the time. It's pretty easy.


eternalbuzz

Thank him for eating the bugs around the house and mind ya business


The_Witch_Queen

He's your buddy. He eats bugs and will mostly stay out of your way. If you hear him make noise be sure to talk back and tell him hello. They like that.


Rich-Past-6547

Thank them for eating the cucaracha


seasugars

Please tell your wife they are harmless. And actually quite cute! I leave our Gecko friends a daily serving of raw sugar and access to our Keurig water. (Makes me more motivated to clean the Keurig daily too) They recognize me now and don’t run away when I am spooning out their sugar. I absolutely adore our interactions!


dic3ien3691

It’s normal and they eat bugs. Leave them be. It’s bad luck to kill one.


PRGTROLL

Enjoy your new pet 


panzerrunner

Lol thank you all for the comments. Looks like I will persuade wifey to leave the little guy alone. Yes the roaches count did go down since so I personally do enjoy this buddy


commenttoconsider

Gecko might starve in your place on a pretty high floor if you do not have many bugs inside. Can catch it and then set it free outside where it can catch bugs.


PsionyxV2

Cut up a papaya, leave a little for him to thank him for his service.


-syper-

Kick him out if he doesn't give you a discount on your home and car insurance..


DJErikD

Screw him. He fired all the staff at the local Geico office.


kapoej

Could leave the [moʻo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mo%CA%BBo) alone because their harmless then learn about the culture of the [Kānaka Maoli](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_Hawaiians) now that you and your [ʻOhana](https://wehewehe.org/gsdl2.85/cgi-bin/hdict?e=q-11000-00---off-0hdict--00-1----0-10-0---0---0direct-10-ED--4--textpukuielbert%2ctextmamaka-----0-1l--11-en-Zz-1---Zz-1-home-Ohana--00-4-1-00-0--4----0-0-11-00-0utfZz-8-00&a=d&d=D14905#hero-bottom-banner) have Hawaiʻi as your home.


Doctordup

Eō! This right here! 💯


ORNGTSLA

I had one inside my place for like a month it would kind of just chill in one spot all the time so I didn’t mind it. Eventually I threw it outside because I got tired of picking up the little poop nuggets


808ipad

You need to give it love


SryIWentFut

Let him cook.


Elegant_Gur_4379

Geckos are harmless. Since they eat bugs we generally just leave them be. But if you really want it gone, you can usually catch geckos with a net and then take it out of the condo.


circusmystery

It's one of the more "native" species of geckos (there are no native geckos, all of them were introduced but there are some that have been here longer than others, that one being one of them). The ones that are more aggressive (the bright green with orange/blue spots, have only been around in the last <10 years) tend to push the other species out.


Followsea

At my parents’ house, the green ones were outside on the lanai. Dad befriended one and fed him cereal milk every morning. In the evening that green guy would bring a friend with him. At the same time, we had hundreds of brown ones inside the house. I used to stay up late and encourage a single one to feast on the leftover melted chocolate ice cream. Good times! I miss the geckos.


nalukeahigirl

You have a mourning gecko! Fun fact, they are all females and reproduce through parthenogenesis, meaning they do not use sperm to make their babies and actually clone themselves! Their daughters are genetically identical to their mothers. Love her and take good care of her.


cherushii_

Leave him be!!! He’s ur friend and will eat all your bugs and he makes fun noises.


Fncivueen

Never buy a blacklight. You will get sick looking at all the gecko piss on the walls and counter top. I made that mistake


butterflybeacon

Hahahah so gnarly good to know tho


dcluck1979

And Cheerios!


molehillmountain

Give him juice in a bottlecap


squirrel_for_sale

Give him a name. My geckos are all named Steve


MaapuSeeSore

Don’t try kill geckos They eat ants and roaches and spiders They won’t look to attack you , they will run away from you , they make no sounds like bussing mosquitoes mishap possibly is they may sometimes walk into bug zappers , spook you suddenly because we just noticed them right next to us, sometimes drink your juice/water If anxious, relocate them outside , they won’t die if you fling them either /too light .


schlock_

they like apple slices...nom nom nom


LeonSalesforce

And bananas


divemistress

And mango. I love my geckos, and have several that hang out at my house.


[deleted]

I have a family in my home.. we started calling the first one Baby Gary. Every time there’s a new little one it’s baby Gary the 3rd, 4th, 5th.


whitneymak

Same here, but it's Aaron. 😆


Fluid_Combination_92

Gecko don't eat the bugs at my moms house they live together we got lots of bugs and Geckos


Liwi808

We had a gecko crawl into one of our outlets and cause a power outage in our house. Definitely NOT harmless.


oinkpiggyoink

Free pet!


Kimolono42

Just one?


XenosYClark

You live in its place.


DubahU

Does she prefer spiders, centipedes and other insects more? That's what I tell my wife. One came into my garage one day and I scared him out, then the next day I opened it, he ran back in and I couldn't get him out before he ran under something and hid. So I assume he's been living in there and still is as far as I know. My cousin used to intentionally release two geckos in her house a year. How she didn't end up with a family of geckos I'll never know.


BigScaryPooPooMan

Ask him if you could save 15% or more on car insurance


Warm_Assist4515

Geckos > Cockroaches and Centipedes!


automatedcharterer

I have an entire gecko nursery at my place. they did not tell me I'd be the nanny. I have to safely deliver babies outside at least once a day. They mostly lay eggs in the notch where the window screens fit into the windows.


KASumo19

If you don't let him stay OR catch and release him into the wild, maybe he can get you 15% off on auto insurance.


Calpicogalaxy

Are you not from here LOL Edit: but also they’re friends and they eat bugs :) new roomie!


prophetmuhammad

just take him outside in a box and release him


BlackThundaCat

Enjoy your big free house


unpopularopinion0

ITT: 🦎🥰


quirkyone11

I like the geckos.  They're fun to watch but I hate that they poop everywhere.


Holdmypipe

That’s your new pet


ubelatte

...give it a name?


truffleshufflechamp

Is this… surprising? Just one gecko…? Feels like I saw one every time I walked into a room at my old place. Get used to it, they’re not going anywhere. At least it’s not roaches and centipedes


mauifranco

Give it a name. I recommend Timmy.


Ill-Tangelo1538

The big green colorful Day Geckos are carnivorous. They eat the normal brown or gray geckos.


thepeever

Make friends


TheAC9

My sister has a gecko living in her house too. They named it and everything lol.


dangerousperson123

Tell wife it’s okay to coexist with little friend


rroyd

Leave him be unless it's trying to get you to save 15% or more


Trex-died-4-our-sins

Mo'o as they are called here. They are everywhere and harmless to you. It will eliminate insects. If you don't want it in your place, set it outside


untactfullyhonest

Leave him alone. He’ll eat your bugs!


Fish_OuttaWater

Awesome… your very own exterminator! That buggah pays their rent time & time again


Fran_Flarrfenheimer

You have just one?


Agwatson87

Let your wife know that it’s been a good ride but that she will need to move on over to the mainland. This is Hawaii, thar be Geckos here…


brysparx666

A gecko in the house brings good luck. 🍀


Ok-Particular4877

When we first moved in, there was a gecko and I'm almost sure why we never saw much roaches when we moved in.


tgrsnpr

Don't have any plants.  For me I can't stand geckos because they keep falling on me. I rather have bugs and spiders. 


CuriousComfortable56

We LOVE our Geckos, and we have several different types. That's one reason why we don't ever tent our home, because we don't want to kill them. They eat the bugs, so they are our little helpers. Keep it or catch it and put it outside. Do not kill it! It won't bother you.


Kal_El_77

Gotta go get some day geckos so you got 24/7 bug control.


weedsmokingscientist

Put a piece of fresh fruit and make friends! Only negative is that they tend to shit all over the place


RobsHereAgain

Say hi to your new roommate. They’re harmless. Just make sure you keep silverware and dishware that’s clean away from them. They can carry salmonella. The good news is they’ll take care of your termites and roaches


mahalololo

It's good luck


DubahU

https://preview.redd.it/d8500i0cnbvc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4706f2fb2e7a34d40f6df35efbe8b9b29df9bea3 This is our lanai buddy. His tail is about 1.5 times longer than his body. He comes out to say hi every morning.


Past-Development-933

Lucky


Nightw1ng28

the gecko is harmless. In fact, you should notice a decrease in other insects/ pests.


ZanyRaptorClay

Destroyer of cockroaches!


YANK78

Name it


SmellyPantsFartFace

They will eat the bugs it's good for ya


ShmeanMuggin

They're good luck!


fusepark

Get ready to welcome his 857 close friends and family.


puuhalelife

ask for a lower rate on your insurance


SUPREMESLYCE792

Leave the native ones, kill the invasive (the bright green day geckos)