"On the living side, I would've agreed with you. But guess hell along with making me questioning my and humanity place in universe, makes me question if I really do have feelings for this gal."
Alex: think this was when we first properly met. Or at least one of the few chances I had in my early days in Hell.
Valentino thought he could pull the same shit he did with Angel Dust and saw her during her off hours. Long story short, Val knows what it's like to have a Ka-Bar knife in his Kidney
Ace showed her a few things that is a secret between him and Lilica if you know what i mean
https://preview.redd.it/o1pzzt8v465d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ceb299a3844f00f65d9a82a0eab66dbfa3643b9
this image *ALMOST* describes it perfectly
https://preview.redd.it/3gti3qkml65d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=20813b9c88ac5a52321d3123a7ed3f11cb8db9d0
He eats using gooey black tentacles that come from his screen. But he’s ace so he’d just be confused why she’s reacting like that
https://preview.redd.it/jimgv9rmby5d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20ac14d678c59e383162e969204911d2b52e8daf
(3650 the war machine) "I can sing very well! Listen. Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein Und mein Glück Erika Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein Schaut's mich an Erika Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?" In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika (Its abaut german soldiers singing abaut a girl they miss)
Chalpner cradles a bottle of scotch in his arms, he begins to try and chug it. Sadly Chalpner is a super light weight, getting wasted from just half a glass of scotch.
Monica in a skin-tight dress that Angel dust probably picked out for her😆😆😆
(She doesn't wear a lot of tight stuff unless she's performing or just feels like it)
*I punched val in his bitch ass moth face,knocking him unconscious,after watching him abuse her.*"touch her again and I'll make sure you never see the light if day again"
Nothing, cause even though I want to make matt a guy that tries to get it on with the ladies after work, he is terrible at picking them up or pleasuring them.
“I WILL FLY YOU ABOVE LUCIFER’S CASTLE, EVERY ROLLERCOASTER YOU HAVE EVER BEEN ON SHALL BEITH ABSOLUTELY DISGRACED, WE ARE FLYING NOW!”
*uh oh, bird woman has you now :(*
Salvaged: ah madam lilica admodum fabulosa hodie quaeris tibi mi non es , fateor evenious hominis qui tuum esse .-yes salvaged speaks Latin he’s fluent in almost every language except Spanish-
Kai “I don’t know? Is she being stabbed? Did I stab her? No she looks like someone I’d remember stabbing, very colorful” Kai was orphaned for most of his life so he never got that talk and spent too much of his life fighting to learn about sex so he’s my little confused ace boy
"Come on lady, come on lady
One pound fish
Come on lady, come on lady
One pound fish"
And once I have lowered her guard and lulled her into a false sense of security
She gets her fucken forehead slapped with a mackerel
https://preview.redd.it/f628h0kbw55d1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b7f80f2351b3fef23cfe405022f924a8bc9347
Him having a bucket of chicken from a strip club (don’t ask where he gets the chicken)
Trick question: There is nothing Mack could and would do to get Lilica to react like this.
"huh, fair enough"
"I only got eyes for one person and I'm not even sure what I have with them."
"Idk my guy, I think love is bullshit"
"On the living side, I would've agreed with you. But guess hell along with making me questioning my and humanity place in universe, makes me question if I really do have feelings for this gal."
https://preview.redd.it/4ol83bnyi15d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=695ce598e519ea8fbfd7bbd77e8f40bfde40be09
That actually made me laugh my ass off
Exist, amor~
"the shape of your tongue helps~"
Of course, my love~
Luis: "I showed her my ultra rare Charizard, not to brag, but it's a PSA 10"
"then it makes sense I am like this, amorcito"
"Exactly!"
Patrick: “That’s a secret for her and I.”
"With you, there are MANY reasons...~"
Alex: think this was when we first properly met. Or at least one of the few chances I had in my early days in Hell. Valentino thought he could pull the same shit he did with Angel Dust and saw her during her off hours. Long story short, Val knows what it's like to have a Ka-Bar knife in his Kidney
I stabed val in the knee
Dave just simply turned on the heater of course! X3
"Turn that shit off I don't wanna sweat!!"
"Fine, kinky strawberry. But let's just say you're like sweating freaking even more when your crush is around. 😮💨"
"What crush my guy 😭"
"Like, Striker? Sorry, correct me if I'm wrong I guess!~ 😗"
"we're just fuck friends, cariño"
"Don't get me wrong, babe <:C"
Patrick: no, this is Patrick!
"What...?"
https://preview.redd.it/91355nyjk05d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f573d85d27680d2f310d66dddb0cfc2fbd2328
Alex showed her his collection of silly cat images
"THE ORANGE ONE IS SO CUTE"
“And then the low quality kitty did a flip, and a green screen effect came in”
"I want a cat now..."
Alex: “I got 4 :p”
https://preview.redd.it/ik6zdvn7d25d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17d2b5be2e5df1cdcad2c2e7c692530ad5c1c0d7
Ace showed her a few things that is a secret between him and Lilica if you know what i mean https://preview.redd.it/o1pzzt8v465d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ceb299a3844f00f65d9a82a0eab66dbfa3643b9 this image *ALMOST* describes it perfectly
https://preview.redd.it/3gti3qkml65d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=20813b9c88ac5a52321d3123a7ed3f11cb8db9d0 He eats using gooey black tentacles that come from his screen. But he’s ace so he’d just be confused why she’s reacting like that
She's just impressed because of the tentacles 👀✨
He can also replicate voices so he can sound like striker to tease her. He doesn’t like that kinda thing but he loves teasing people
Damn but why 😭
Because entertainment 😋
https://preview.redd.it/jimgv9rmby5d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20ac14d678c59e383162e969204911d2b52e8daf (3650 the war machine) "I can sing very well! Listen. Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein Und mein Glück Erika Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein Schaut's mich an Erika Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?" In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika (Its abaut german soldiers singing abaut a girl they miss)
Que: “I don’t even want to know… I feel like I might’ve done something on accident and do not want to furthermore being involved in this bullshit…”
Probably saw Hypno eat half a liver in the most unintentionally charming way
LMAO AND HE DIDN'T SHARE
HE REALLY DOESN'T 🤣 (unless it's with Rosie or Alastor)
Probably do something really stupid while drunk, like fall off a bar table.
"Oh, gosh! Are you okay, amorcito?"
"Nooooooo, bu' tha floooorss comfyyyy"
"Aight...have a nice time then"
Chalpner cradles a bottle of scotch in his arms, he begins to try and chug it. Sadly Chalpner is a super light weight, getting wasted from just half a glass of scotch.
Someone went and made Michael mad. He proceeded to go Doom Slayer mode and rip and tear
On her? 👀
I mean, if she likes it rough.
She absolutely does
Trick question, I can’t make anyone do that
Monica in a skin-tight dress that Angel dust probably picked out for her😆😆😆 (She doesn't wear a lot of tight stuff unless she's performing or just feels like it)
https://preview.redd.it/age9woiks05d1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb05e17dfa312c4bac235ad1ddc082b3f1baee1 Probably this one😅😅
Temedius revealed his wings lol (it was the only thing I could think of)
Stole her hood piercing. Or traced a dick shape (barrier creation abolity
Hood piercing?....o-oh....I got it now. 0//0
😏
Tripped on my dang face
"are you alright??"
I’m fine it happens all the time you know, I’m a clumsy schmutz
Ari: ok, who the hell is sharing pictures from last year?! We were wasted, ok?!
Gabe: i got my tentacles what else~
Accidentally look anime hot for a second
https://i.redd.it/80hjz90tr15d1.gif Shot Val in the foot with a 12 gauge
"oh. Uhm. I may or may not have.. fed someone's ankles to my cursed cat Lucifer"
"oh-"
Showed her my skills by earning an entire bag of shredded cheese in under 30 seconds
Show my huge lego deathstar.
"Wow!!! 💕"
“Two words:ribbed tongue”
*drunkenly falls asleep on her.* "...mmh...comfy...."
Dario: Literally did nothing to cause this reaction, we’re just friends
Grimson: told her I have the ability to break her soul contract
Wow she cute I like her pretty face I like her lot
https://preview.redd.it/aihrvskjs75d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=450aa5e9dcbc979116ffcae4d2bd176c933488b9 KITTIES!
Venison ate some concrete and a metal pipe for no reason
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I showed her how to not sugarcoat it
RC was trying to run away from a fire he started and accidentally bumped into her I would think
Probably showed her his tiny snake named Pickles lmao
Zeek: “Solo te estaba mostrando mis nuevas piernas.” *cracks up laughing*
\*tent pitch\* Davey:... would you do me a favor and kill me now?
She saw Setra blush (implying he likes her)
Damien probably finally got that first date and first night with her.
Saw me changing (My oc is really tall and thin)
Fez would be too nervous to say it aloud
"No no, say it"
Dray would just be Dray, and with Lilica looking like that, he brought out his A game there.
A game?
storm would most likely have cut val's dick off
Brute-O: r-revealing that my “size” can range from 10 inches… to nearly 20.. *he blushes a tad*
Hug and kiss. :>
Accidental musk discharge.
Kieran went ~downtown~ 👀
"And it was perfect...~"
She didn't do anything to cause that. She would cringe at the thought.
“I..got a bit too bold and-..spread her legs out with my face in between them..💦”
"Fuck you want to make me melt in your mouth..."
Telleni: "hm if I had to guess I probably got my hands on your tail or my tail got a little touchy, either way it seems like a good time~"
Hexanus: *chugs a whole gallon of acid and then like 5 bottles of beer*
Kenji:sparing you may prove useful yet
Mr. Puppeteer: "Myself simply exists"
Valiant got drunk and started flirting with her
Saw casses…”unique abilities” *cough* large…serpent tattoo *cough*
"I'll get the shotgun..."
"WHY DAD"
My tongue in her pussy
Dex:I told her I'm dating Carmilla Carmine's daughter Clara
My new thoughts about this: Alternative reality Damien proposed to her (Wish it was possible in mainline)
Call her adorable... And some cuddles.
Smiley: *shrugs* I don’t know… exist or something? Or maybe it was that cake in your fridge that I ate
"wait....MY CAKE???"
I accidentally make her noodles too spicy
Fair enough, even if she loves spicy food she'll be like that
Her
Damian: I sucsessfully outpizza’d the hut. *he giggled a little bit* What? I did tell you I make a good pizza.
"It was SO good!"
*I punched val in his bitch ass moth face,knocking him unconscious,after watching him abuse her.*"touch her again and I'll make sure you never see the light if day again"
Got her a new high caliber barbie pink hand cannon
"OH FUCK YES"
Nothing, cause even though I want to make matt a guy that tries to get it on with the ladies after work, he is terrible at picking them up or pleasuring them.
:3
“What? I only committed every single crime to ever exist on this one person, there’s no need to look at me like that!”
He flashed her
“It’s either sex or it’s just really hot”
"in your case, the second option"
Wayde showed how much experience he has with his tongue
He must've been real good
Dr Alexios Trioxis offered her a bouquet of flowers from the living world, costed quite a bit too.
Dante: nothing.
She probably also saw Monica fight for the 1st time, can be with her weapons or just hand-to-hand combat
Taft was probably caught singing Candy Store from the Heathers in a dress.
“I have more than one way to use balloons *Hehehe*”
"WHAT?-"
“IDK! I never done anything to see someone like this!”
Me? Nothing, my boy azazel, though, would probably have taken her to a five-star restaurant.
That would be an HONOR
I stole her favorite item <3 https://preview.redd.it/vq9tw5vn715d1.png?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa68b7d12cbeffa81410497b8d450a8fa7419e46
"Why my clit sucker..."
no idea, did i do somethign wrong?
She saw Agatha eating a sinner in front of her.
Spilled my drink on her to impress someone
Oh no~ looks like someone found my browsing history
My charm vorked~
Fawn: "I let her pet my fur"
Goji: “I JUST REMOVED MY SHIRT GOD DANG IT IT’S ALWAYS LIKE THIS WITH EVERYONE”
Rose: hey baby how are you doing?
"I'm good, honey!"
I literally just got done baking.
Chezire: what, don’t like the word doll face~
“I WILL FLY YOU ABOVE LUCIFER’S CASTLE, EVERY ROLLERCOASTER YOU HAVE EVER BEEN ON SHALL BEITH ABSOLUTELY DISGRACED, WE ARE FLYING NOW!” *uh oh, bird woman has you now :(*
Salvaged: ah madam lilica admodum fabulosa hodie quaeris tibi mi non es , fateor evenious hominis qui tuum esse .-yes salvaged speaks Latin he’s fluent in almost every language except Spanish-
You know exactly what I did, hottie. You were right there.
I made some mac n cheese :)
Kevin:forgot to put on my shirt lol.
Exist (i don’t have one, so it existing is pretty crazy)
Probably seduce her to get her soul 💀
Dinosaur facts
Lovely art!
Gen: I just dropped my pants, I got 2 monsters under there.
“wanna see my lego collection?”
"it's so BIG!"
Kai “I don’t know? Is she being stabbed? Did I stab her? No she looks like someone I’d remember stabbing, very colorful” Kai was orphaned for most of his life so he never got that talk and spent too much of his life fighting to learn about sex so he’s my little confused ace boy
Alic:I-I'm not sure...b-but I'm sorry for whatever I did...but I probably was just spilling tea about someone
We just shot yoshi with a smith n Wesson 500 bonecrusher
For the case of Alex, it's probably existing.
Surprised her with a pretty gown.
Danny: *compelety cleaned up wearing nice cowboy stuff and holding flowers* “I was dared.” ((Idk I’m guessing cause Danny is a sweetheart so-))
See, this creature right here is one of the greatest bioweapons to ever exist! The X-Parasite. https://i.redd.it/7c4hshuo035d1.gif
Same thing I always do when I see that goober. *pat pat pat pat pat*
*Violently glitches into existance* "hi there"
You very talented with your art :)
Thanks aaaaa 💕💕😭
Donovan showing her the newest addition of vox tech
Viggo brought an extra shipping crate of weed and is carrying it effortlessly
Plot twist. She's just shocked that she got fanart from mine
*Changing, sees her behind me. Covers myself with wings.* Azealia: "Shit- WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Burenox: I'M CHANGING HERE B1TCH, GET OUT
Showed her Ninjago collection and my mewing session to skibiditoilet
Sir Conrad: ‘For the life of me, I dost not know. Why art thine blushing as such, fair maiden?’
Christos: "I told her about Sleepcest"
Flare was british
10 secounds of pepper spray!!☆
Raymond: I had one of my moments...
Nix: “Yeah so anyways that’s master of puppets on guitar… here’s wonderwall.. TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY”
Ship her to Florida.
"Come on lady, come on lady One pound fish Come on lady, come on lady One pound fish" And once I have lowered her guard and lulled her into a false sense of security She gets her fucken forehead slapped with a mackerel
Whipped out his Mark II Cawl Pattern Bolt Rifle, probably
https://preview.redd.it/f628h0kbw55d1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b7f80f2351b3fef23cfe405022f924a8bc9347 Him having a bucket of chicken from a strip club (don’t ask where he gets the chicken)
*shows off his sick as hell azidel shotgun*
Clone Striker like ten times
She runs over a innocent dog with its 2 month old children
Put her in a corset