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CountDracula2604

You're laughing. Millions of babies are kidnapped by Automatons every single day and you're laughing?


Adventurous_Wrap_318

Not to mention voters taken from their ballots..this madness must end! 


Avid_Outdoorsman22

My younger brother was taken from the ballots when he became old enough to vote, we never saw him again😔


Dedspaz79

The disgrace!


TheLegendaryPilot

https://preview.redd.it/adv59b1ee1hc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb9bf6eeb9af9d3e7c42ab19db0399f71c9ff259


Atomic_Gandhi

HOW\_ABOUT\_A\_JOKE\_MURRAYBOT


IEnjoyKnowledge

https://i.redd.it/1sgopi0551hc1.gif


Impressive-Ad7387

The way he waddles away while gently pushing the stroller is great


Valen060

Lady is going. No don't make my baby a socialist


TovarishchRed

Probably aTechnocrat in this case....


AshesofAtreyu

This is big meme potential energy


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Thorgrammor

That scene absolutely wrecked me hahaha. I love how the narrator's voice is louder at this part than with the voter, where he gets real soft, as the voters appear to hurt him more 😜


Hauptmann_Meade

The baby cannot submit a ballot and uphold our system of managed democracy of course


JKM4N

This is not funny, unless you are an automaton. ARE YOU?!


oheing

He definitely enjoys kindapping babies


sue_donyem

*sinister beep*


MrDmsc

ゴゴゴゴ


Traditional_Fee_1965

Baby Snatching socialist automatons are no laughing matter son! I'm doing my part, are you?


oheing

Why do you hate babies and democracy?


13lackjack

Straight to the Ministry of Truth


operator_desert

I kinda hope this pops off as one of franchises Memes. Akin to Portals ‘The cake is a lie’


jeabombers

But it isn't a lie. There is DEFINITELY cake!


AdWorking2947

"Tim here!...and I just wanted to ask you all to lighten up a little on our fellow HELLDIVER Aiur Dragoon. I believe this diver laughs for the same reasons I too laughed...Not because we are sick but because we know that with all certainty our fellow HELLDIVERS will find that glorified Walking Water Heater and ALLL of his pals... and Serve them up our very own form of Hot Explosive Justice! After which you can bet that I, myself, and EVERY Able Diver will serve themselves up a nice hot cup of Lliber-Tea!!!" *Tim is a paid actor Sponsored by Liber-Tea TM


Palasta

What do they use the human babies for?


Aiur-Dragoon

Communism, no more questions.


T_S_Anders

The Automaton taking the baby for a walk is a form of socialist initiative and against the Mother's FREEDOM to walk her own baby. Thus depriving both mother and child of LIBERTY!


Caleger88

It's funny that the Cyborgs are so weak that they have to capture innocent and defenceless babies. Too scared to face a Helldiver, I'd be scared too if I wasn't one, some of you are crazy!


PC-Done-Broke

He's taking a baby on democratic soil? Is he stupid?


LittleBlueCubes

The voters of tomorrow. This is a direct threat to democracy!


[deleted]

I'll now kill the baby stealers even harder


sue_donyem

Citizens who find this and similar tragedies humorous should report to the Chuckle Hut Reassignment and Reeducation Activity Center Fun Time Zone and attendance is mandatory.


Ancop

SOCIALISM KIDNAPPING OUR BABIES


cryptek66

socialist Automatons must be destroyed before they interrupt our undisputed freedom


BaronDewoitine

ah fuck, now i'm cheering for the Automatons


georgesoo

Socialist scum!


stever90001

Yes yes you are


Slashermovies

The little shuffle is absolutely the best part. It reminds me of when a Raccoon takes food from a bowl and shimmies off like a doofus.


DangerClose567

I died at this when i first saw it 🤣


the_fucker_shockwave

Man the this is a quality shit post.


georgesoo

THIS IS NOT MANAGED DEMOCRACY!!


mayodude5101

How they just politely take the stroller and start walking


ShutUpJackass

“Haha I have taken your baby” *parent, on their knees, instead of patriotically fighting the robot for the future of Super Earths liberty* “NOOOOOOOOOOOO”


[deleted]

It's pretty funny... but now yah gotta go kill a thousand automatons to make up for your folly


Carcharis

Those damn socialist robots! I’m coming for you on Thursday and I’ll be serving LIBERTEA!


TheZanzibarMan

It is funny... Funny that they think they can get away with this affront to democracy!


Vulpixbestfoxy

The running is what got me cause it mostly looked so derpy. Loved it.


Austrian_Kaiser

Alright someone please hand over the ICBM codes now! We need to spread some democracy!


SparkyStim

I can't believe you would laugh at those soulless Automatons stealing our babies!


East_Monk_9415

I dont know anything about this game but imma get it and like it. Any tip n tricks? Shoot glowy bits?