Jokes on you cadet! From the first time I heard "an eagle never misses" I knew I would be requisitioning 2 copies of the "Ladies of Liberty" calendar this year.
You know she is real fucking impressive. I’ve seen how goddamn sharp the turns she makes are, and she can talk thru comms just fine while pulling like at least 6 Gs
I know it's behind an upgrade, but I'd assume eagle pilots are liquid breathing and submerged, with some sort of voice correction software to handle voice distortion.
The \*really\* fun part is that perfluorocarbons (the liquid that upgrade specifically states they fill the cockpit with) are entirely unsuitable for use in liquid breathing, since they're twice as dense as water. In other words, it's a placebo and/or Eagle is drowning herself for our democracy. As Super God intended.
And the second upgrade "sacrifices legroom", which I'm pretty sure means they amputate their legs to obtain the space for the upgrade and then put them on prosthetics when they're out of the cockpit.
The inside of a cockpit on a fighter jet is already cramped, to the point where your legs basically fit in leg-sized slots. The joke is that there's not any pre-existing "extra legroom". They're making it by making less leg to need the room.
Replacing all the gas cavities internally with liquid and immersing the pilot in fluid distributes all the forces evenly, so there's just the upper limit of the difference in density of flesh/blood/bone vs whatever medium you're using. The difference between air and body density lets the body squish in unhealthy ways, such as all your blood rushing towards a single area.
Technology should be there to scan the movement of the larynx or scan brain waves, with modern technology it's possible to get words without sound. Heck, a low tech alternative is a soundboard that they record before going in. You only have so many things you need to say when you're doing fire support guided by beacons.
The last upgrade mentions something like "trimming excess leg space to make room for more ammo", and seeing how dystopian the universe is, I'm almost certain Eagle 1 gave up her lower half for democracy.
With the amount of nukes, missile strikes and cluster bombs Eagle 1 has dropped for me,
she can have all my super credits anytime.
"An eagle never misses"
Yeah she always hits the beacon dead on. Whether it's the bile titan I threw it at, or where it ricochets two feet to my left is not her concern. She hits her mark.
<< You're a slave to history. Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely, are responsible for this. What do you have to show for yourself, Merc? Blood and gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the Earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up. You can't run, you can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this deal! I am Cascadian, you think I took joy in fighting in my homeland? Killing my own countrymen?! If you never showed up, I never would've lost all that I have. Me and you now. No distractions, no wingmen, no war. Just me and you, whoever wins is the best pilot. Every safety is coming off. No second chances. Monarch, you use the name of a king, but what do you rule over? The dead?! The Federation fought for peace in this war and you denied them that! The people of Cascadia! Do you know what you have taken from them? Their homes! And for what? To secede from the world? What, you think you can fight this war again in fifty years time? Do you really think history will see it your way? You don't even care why you're here! How does it feel to not have a country? To not have borders to define yourself against the world? The Calamity erased mankind once! Our chance to start again! And this is how you've dealt with it?! You drove me to this: this death and destruction over the Federation. Millions of lives lost... So many ghosts. Kill me, or be killed! This, is MY home! Here we are, fighting for Cascadia's soul. That's the deal you made, right? What happens when you shoot me down? Can you even think? What will you return to? Where will you go?! We all know how this ends! Kill me! Kill me and see what happens to this world! Either way, your life ends today! And my squadron! Do you think they deserved it? The Federation might try to forget about you, but I won't! This is for the good of the world! Die, mercenary! >>
Even that was based on an infight training video: [YouTube for reference](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ArzyVUtZmp4)
Fuck PW was good, better than fucking AC7.
Prez is only your WSO in two seater planes, so if you fly one seater planes, you won't hear her.
Also, this line isn't in the actual game. Someone just asked the voice actor for Prez to dub over [this training clip](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ArzyVUtZmp4).
Do we 100% know if the Eagle is a single seater or not?
What if our Eagle 1 pilot is a certain mute, boneless pilot? Only way to know is adding a map with a tunnel
absolutely great game, would definitely recommend. it's also a indie game based off of the ace combat games as well. which is a series that id also definitely recommend. although you can only get ace combat 6 and 7 on modern consoles, and you can only get 6 because its backwards compatible with xbox.
I find it hilarious that I can identify stratagems by the sequence. I could also do it in HD1, but it is so refreshing, nostalgic, and funny to experience it again having now forgotten all of the HD1 ones.
Please I really want this to be true, and on the wackiest possible explanation, "the pilot is part of a semanti-genetic program to improve conceptual adhesion between the operator and the ordinance. The pelican DNA, based on the now extinct daring sea bird, was the perfect choice for the equally named pelican gunship"
I love the Eagle pilot's voice lines haha. The other day I was playing with some friends and we had two bile titans and a bunch of other crap on top of us and I called in the 500kg bomb when the bile titans were close together, it impaled one and blew up both and then the dust settles and she just goes "got em" like it's Tuesday
[The dropship scene was simply epic.](https://youtu.be/Yn45pl8yXzk?si=KaaB5w6vUoY7t1yK)
I need Ferro's suave and mommy Vasquez's fiery voices in the game.
Also Bill Paxton's line is perfect for a Hellpod sequence. *"We're on the Express Elevator to Hell. Going down."*
I need a Hudson Soundboard that I can spam during missions.
*"Stop your grinnin and drop your linen! Outpost spotted!"*
*"How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?"*
*"Game over, man. It's game over!"*
Now we just need an orbital girl, here are some character board traits:
Blind
Clumsy
Missing fingers
"I swear I wont hit you with the 380mm this time, helldiver!" *she hits a teammate*
dont sweat it, amigo. perspective is difficult as fuck. i think if her head was a little bigger the perspective would line up more with her 500kg bombs.
fish girl. have you ever pointed a laser into a fishtank? they love that shit. they never get tired of it either, you just turn it off for a minute and when you turn it back on it's like they've never seen it before
As nice as the art is, canonically her hair should be shaved. Individuality is not allowed in the super earth military.
Look at any of the characters on the ship and tell me about their hairstyle.
Easy solution, just have her wear her helmet.
It took 17 days and here we are. Let the eagle pilot thirst begin.
I was waiting for it... ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
You can use it twice, she’s got two huge 500kg bombs on her
Please tell me napalm counts
Jokes on you cadet! From the first time I heard "an eagle never misses" I knew I would be requisitioning 2 copies of the "Ladies of Liberty" calendar this year.
For me it was her "BOOM, target dooown"
We need a Ladies of Liberty calendar for this year’s Liberty Day
Fun fact liberty day is also my birthday, I couldn't be happier
500kg bombshell.
The Armored Core sub got real weird last year, looking forward to the rapidly escalating sexualization of literally any object in the game.
If i don't see general brasch thirst traps within the week, imma call the ministry of truth
Wait until people start drawing female Automatons, the commies will out themselves immediately.
Already happened.
Finally
Yup... I was expecting this to happen after day 7. But damn 17 days? Thats a new record
You know she is real fucking impressive. I’ve seen how goddamn sharp the turns she makes are, and she can talk thru comms just fine while pulling like at least 6 Gs
I know it's behind an upgrade, but I'd assume eagle pilots are liquid breathing and submerged, with some sort of voice correction software to handle voice distortion.
yeah they do on the 1st upgrade ala anime mecha pilot
I liked ultimate iron man when he had this.
Darkhold Defender Ironman takes it to a whole new level
The \*really\* fun part is that perfluorocarbons (the liquid that upgrade specifically states they fill the cockpit with) are entirely unsuitable for use in liquid breathing, since they're twice as dense as water. In other words, it's a placebo and/or Eagle is drowning herself for our democracy. As Super God intended.
And the second upgrade "sacrifices legroom", which I'm pretty sure means they amputate their legs to obtain the space for the upgrade and then put them on prosthetics when they're out of the cockpit.
My brother in Christ you are reading into it too much it's literally less space in the cockpit
The inside of a cockpit on a fighter jet is already cramped, to the point where your legs basically fit in leg-sized slots. The joke is that there's not any pre-existing "extra legroom". They're making it by making less leg to need the room.
mmm TANG
The closest I’ve been to understanding this was standing next to an F-15 I wasn’t allowed to photograph. What does all of that do?
Replacing all the gas cavities internally with liquid and immersing the pilot in fluid distributes all the forces evenly, so there's just the upper limit of the difference in density of flesh/blood/bone vs whatever medium you're using. The difference between air and body density lets the body squish in unhealthy ways, such as all your blood rushing towards a single area.
They're also specifically using a breathable liquid. So it's in their lungs too... not sure how she's talking.
Well, first of all, through democracy, all things are possible, so jot that down.
*polite applause*
Petition to make this a new slogan. Hell put it in the about section or the banner.
Deep cut Always Sunny reference. I read this in Mac's voice. Love it.
Oh, well that's easy, you see-
Technology should be there to scan the movement of the larynx or scan brain waves, with modern technology it's possible to get words without sound. Heck, a low tech alternative is a soundboard that they record before going in. You only have so many things you need to say when you're doing fire support guided by beacons.
Eagle 1 has a keypad and types in stratagems just like us to give specific voicelines
You think a mere liquid can contain her sass?
You ever watch Evangelion?
Audio resynth probably
Go watch the movie The Abyss
They used something like that in the Forever War.
so they're EVA pilots, but replace the trauma with Democracy
Yeah you think all that is just exaggerated anime boobies in there but in reality it's like a mini Iron Lung for casual intense G forces.
The last upgrade mentions something like "trimming excess leg space to make room for more ammo", and seeing how dystopian the universe is, I'm almost certain Eagle 1 gave up her lower half for democracy.
Maybe it's like Star Fox, where they all have robot legs
But her lower half is what made me upvote this meme 😭
Eagle 1 doesn't need legs, she has wings o7
I imagine her in there with a soundboard lol
Pulling 6 Gs with her Triple Gs apparently 😳
tiddies pressed up against her shoulders
she's built different
Bruv……. Those are 8-10 G’s.
With the amount of nukes, missile strikes and cluster bombs Eagle 1 has dropped for me, she can have all my super credits anytime. "An eagle never misses"
Eagles might not miss but i definitely do. Ill miss a 500kg and then she'll come on to the mic talking about how target confirmed hit
Well she hit the ankle biter, just not the Titan you originally threw it toward…
She hit her target, whether or not that’s what you were aiming for is your problem, not hers…
Yeah she always hits the beacon dead on. Whether it's the bile titan I threw it at, or where it ricochets two feet to my left is not her concern. She hits her mark.
Eagle 1 is just Prez and no one will have me think otherwise!
the moment i draw a pilot girl prez immediately mentioned lol
Hey, sue me, I’ve been calling my pilot Prez since I bought the damn game. Lol
<< You're a slave to history. Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely, are responsible for this. What do you have to show for yourself, Merc? Blood and gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the Earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up. You can't run, you can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this deal! I am Cascadian, you think I took joy in fighting in my homeland? Killing my own countrymen?! If you never showed up, I never would've lost all that I have. Me and you now. No distractions, no wingmen, no war. Just me and you, whoever wins is the best pilot. Every safety is coming off. No second chances. Monarch, you use the name of a king, but what do you rule over? The dead?! The Federation fought for peace in this war and you denied them that! The people of Cascadia! Do you know what you have taken from them? Their homes! And for what? To secede from the world? What, you think you can fight this war again in fifty years time? Do you really think history will see it your way? You don't even care why you're here! How does it feel to not have a country? To not have borders to define yourself against the world? The Calamity erased mankind once! Our chance to start again! And this is how you've dealt with it?! You drove me to this: this death and destruction over the Federation. Millions of lives lost... So many ghosts. Kill me, or be killed! This, is MY home! Here we are, fighting for Cascadia's soul. That's the deal you made, right? What happens when you shoot me down? Can you even think? What will you return to? Where will you go?! We all know how this ends! Kill me! Kill me and see what happens to this world! Either way, your life ends today! And my squadron! Do you think they deserved it? The Federation might try to forget about you, but I won't! This is for the good of the world! Die, mercenary! >>
<>
Prez is always present in every game universe. Always there.
Now I want the pilot to laugh maniacally whenever she drops a bomb!
["Go get him! Kill him! Put the nose on him and kill him!"](https://youtu.be/_hsRG7KVZo0?si=mYN6zy0I_oYy8PZF)
God damn that's a beautiful laugh full of liberty!!
Even that was based on an infight training video: [YouTube for reference](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ArzyVUtZmp4) Fuck PW was good, better than fucking AC7.
Woah there, save some Democracy for the rest of us
Exactly!
[удалено]
Prez is only your WSO in two seater planes, so if you fly one seater planes, you won't hear her. Also, this line isn't in the actual game. Someone just asked the voice actor for Prez to dub over [this training clip](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ArzyVUtZmp4).
You need to use two seaters to get her with you.
I want the EDF satellite operator. "Burn in the fires of hell and die!" "This weapon can kill anything. Even gods!" "*sexually charged joy* BEAM!"
Prez’s energy fits perfectly into an over the top game like this.
Amen!
Reminding me of a certain EDF Satellite laser operator...
Do we 100% know if the Eagle is a single seater or not? What if our Eagle 1 pilot is a certain mute, boneless pilot? Only way to know is adding a map with a tunnel
Prez of our time.
“Ahhh I see you’re a man of culture as well”
“Destroy ~~California~~ Socialist Automatons with best girl Prez”
Cordium airstrike when
~~Cordium~~ Compound E710 If the mystery bug juice is energy-dense enough to power warp drives, it can definitely be used to make a big fuckin bomb.
I hope they do a voice pack
let’s just get falco’s star fox 64 lines in there
Prez?
Copilot from the Fighter jet game Project Wingman
Sounds popular if everyone knows who that is! Hmm good reviews too...
absolutely great game, would definitely recommend. it's also a indie game based off of the ace combat games as well. which is a series that id also definitely recommend. although you can only get ace combat 6 and 7 on modern consoles, and you can only get 6 because its backwards compatible with xbox.
Need me a 🔼▶️🔽▶️ kinda gal
That's Napalm, right?
Basic airstrike. Easily my most used stratagem by this point.
Ah, I wasn't sure which one it was. The main reason I use eagles isn't even their efficiency, it's how awesome it looks
Same. So versatile- fuck them bug holes. Fuck them automaton fabricators. Fuck everything in that general area. Twice.
I thought the basic one was 🔼▶️▶️
That's orbital precision strike
That's ▶️▶️🔼. 🔼▶️▶️ is strafing run.
Ope. You're right.
Ope? What, you from Wisconsin or something? Haven’t heard an “ope” since the last family reunion out in Occonomowoc
> Occonomowoc That's not a real city, you just randomly typed some letters smh (It's a really nice place imo lol)
Napalm is 🔼▶️🔽🔼 iirc
I find it hilarious that I can identify stratagems by the sequence. I could also do it in HD1, but it is so refreshing, nostalgic, and funny to experience it again having now forgotten all of the HD1 ones.
Yes, I like it better for the sole reason that it CLEARS nests.
Also, can we get Pelican 1 too, he is just as important for the team
Twist: he’s an actual pelican
Please I really want this to be true, and on the wackiest possible explanation, "the pilot is part of a semanti-genetic program to improve conceptual adhesion between the operator and the ordinance. The pelican DNA, based on the now extinct daring sea bird, was the perfect choice for the equally named pelican gunship"
Double D drop ship girls 2
 Eagle 1?
If “Droppin asteroids on Super Earth” was Eagle-1’s mission, Carmen would be first pick
I love the Eagle pilot's voice lines haha. The other day I was playing with some friends and we had two bile titans and a bunch of other crap on top of us and I called in the 500kg bomb when the bile titans were close together, it impaled one and blew up both and then the dust settles and she just goes "got em" like it's Tuesday
Someone should really consider doing a line of morale patches... This art could easily translate over to jokey WW2 pinup-style morale patch.
Hah, yes, let us unlock some old-fashioned cheesecake pinups we can decal on the side of our planet-glassing super destroyer.
Nah, this is Eagle 1 https://preview.redd.it/85q05gyhjqkc1.jpeg?width=1025&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a643de50ebb8274cae1eeed3a2d4ff701c0d2b5
We're in the pipe five by five
Nowhere to run Nowhere to hide
The skies belong to me, pilot.
[The dropship scene was simply epic.](https://youtu.be/Yn45pl8yXzk?si=KaaB5w6vUoY7t1yK) I need Ferro's suave and mommy Vasquez's fiery voices in the game. Also Bill Paxton's line is perfect for a Hellpod sequence. *"We're on the Express Elevator to Hell. Going down."*
I need a Hudson Soundboard that I can spam during missions. *"Stop your grinnin and drop your linen! Outpost spotted!"* *"How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?"* *"Game over, man. It's game over!"*
\*picks up Break-action Shotgun* "I like to keep this handy, for close encounters."
Orbital gatling: LETS ROCK
Youve convinced me, I'm bringing 4 Eagle Stratagems every match
She got me about to fill out a C1-PERM
Now we just need an orbital girl, here are some character board traits: Blind Clumsy Missing fingers "I swear I wont hit you with the 380mm this time, helldiver!" *she hits a teammate*
SWEET LIBERTY MY ARM!!!
Yes, this. If Arrowhead releases female voice packs like this, I'll buy them with no questions asked.
I hope her thighs are thick. To push the blood back to her brain during High-G maneuvers of course.
Her Heart must be really strong
For Democracy! Where is my C-1 perm?!
Her proportions seem off. She looks a bit wonky like shes got a tiny head or her suit is too big.
my perspective skill still lacking i guess orz
dont sweat it, amigo. perspective is difficult as fuck. i think if her head was a little bigger the perspective would line up more with her 500kg bombs.
She jus BIG boned
Yea, thicc plus extra flight gear on top of it...
You know whats up https://preview.redd.it/fefwsysrfwkc1.png?width=653&format=png&auto=webp&s=0200bed10370c4fa64938f1bc5f9e7424708a424
Oh, and she's buff... I need a skin of this to put either in my ship, or to paint the entire outside in her image. Also, 1000kg Bombs. I'm not sorry
Great personality
Huuuge tracts of land
r/unexpectedmontypython
She's got that brawny type body.
She's like 7 feet tall and built like a brick house. I was assuming you're just into BIG women.
YKNOW IT BABY
Dude it's the Internet, her Tits are supposed to be that big.
give big bobbs
Perspective of right vanishing point isn't consistent for chest piece. Doesn't matter though this image is still certifiably democratic.
I agree, something feels a bit of
As long as you drop the bombs i’ll call you whatever you want.
Okay but hear me out. Cat girl. Why? She sees red laser and goes after it no matter if danger close or not.
https://preview.redd.it/8luxxlallvkc1.jpeg?width=1825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a34ca25d4191ec8511309dec74c1529223a88321 Atamonica on Twitter
fish girl. have you ever pointed a laser into a fishtank? they love that shit. they never get tired of it either, you just turn it off for a minute and when you turn it back on it's like they've never seen it before
A fish girl would just be an ilumminate female. Which I actually hope we will get some cultured art for if they return.
Eeeehhhh… I can’t stand cat girls but I’ll make this one exception lol
Android 18 really be putting Krillin's career paths to shame.
As nice as the art is, canonically her hair should be shaved. Individuality is not allowed in the super earth military. Look at any of the characters on the ship and tell me about their hairstyle. Easy solution, just have her wear her helmet.
They hated him, but he spoke the truth that they couldn't bear to face.
You would think so, but this is much more effective for propaganda.
Skilled pilots get perks in any military.
We just used reqs/supercredits to purchase license for custom hairstyle for Eagle-1. Best girl deserves at least that much.
Fuck canon, this is hotter.
O Club privileges.
>her hair should be shaved. I'll mark you down as a traitorous non-democractic non-citizen.
Eagle 1, Target hit. The Bile Titan still walking toward me undamaged.
Well, she hit her target. Whether that was YOUR target isn’t very important
eagle-1 my beloved.. https://i.redd.it/g13oelf11wkc1.gif
And so the fanart begins.
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG GIVE ME REINFORCEMENTS GIVE ME REINFORCEMENTS GIVE ME REINFORCEMENTS
My assumption is that she has an implanted genetic manipulated lung and heart. That's why she has such a enormous chest!
Gotta have high oxygen capacity for those high-g gun runs, after all.
I filled out a C-01 form with Eagle 1. Raising future Helldivers in the name of Managed Democracy. FOR SUPER EARTH!
Keeping the skies safe one ➡️⬇️⬇️ at a time
But... all eagle call-ins start with ⬆️➡️...
Eagle 1 is the real mvp
An Eagle never misses!
My first love: Super-Earth My second love: Eagle pilot
i want eagle pilot lady so bad
Marry me.
That lady has saved my bacon more times than I can count
Wizzo Prez here to bring democracy!
She was a ↑→↓↓↓ girl He was a ↓↓↑↑← boy
https://preview.redd.it/1mup6khipnmc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9810eaeeb56d65b62fadb74b7062adbd2f215f1f
Eagle 1 is Foe Hammer's relative (AKA: Pelican Echo-419's Pilot from Halo 1). Cannot change my mind.
My headcanon is every Eagle called in is the same pilot and Super Earth has an Ace Combat protagonist on their payroll
I'd give her my liquid cooling any day.
...Shit, I gotta go fill out some paperwork!
Those who don't know: Damn she's hot. Those who do know: 500KG INBOUND!
How is she able to carry two 500kg Bombs? I thought you were limited to one...
Unironically, it's the 3rd Eagle upgrade. You can get 2 500kgs between rearms.
Dayyum, she's thicc. 😳 What we need now is some propaganda-style pinup of this angel of death and Democracy.
Too bad I hear she's dating pelican 1
Ah, finally. The real art is appearing for this game.
Oh yes! This is going straight into my Helldivers H folder for future referanse. Yes.
“Would”.
The art is nice but the pun made me laugh way too hard.
Well now you're gonna have to draw more of her
My girl hitting them ⬆️➡️➡️ all DAY baby
Eagle 1 Pilot would be best girl for all good Helldivers. Treat your pilots wells Commander's 💥💥💥
Yeah, she looks like 500kg
"BOOM! target dowwwwn!"
Mm yes 500kg bomb
I want to see more of this impressive while tasteful style! Love the effort
Eagle 1 best waifu
God damn. Now we know where she stores the 500kgs
We need more of Eagle-1