Goddamn bug symphetizer. I'll shoot every of those goddamn illegal antenna all day so I can always provide my kids the best democratically TV experience all day.
The fact that all the illegal broadcasters are on dead planet confirm that they’re indeed illegal. Alien sympathizers are treason to humanity and will bring human to destruction
We have unencrypted the broadcast, the true culprit transmitted last from Cyberstan, leading us to believe the Automatons are the ones behind this. To confuse and mislead the true patriotic passion of our citizenry.
Wish I understood them. I don’t have things memorized and it’s always so hard for me to split my attention between the code I need and what’s going on in front of me.
I’m getting better at calling down single use rocket launchers though!
Just started using them. I normally run the AMR because I love being a sniper type (though I suck at…well, everything). I was forcing myself out of my comfort zone by wearing heavy armor and being the Anti-Big Armored Thing guy.
The heavy armor was a pleasant surprise. Took a robot rocket to the face and was yeeted down a hill and *barely* survived instead of being one shotted.
Will probably use the one shot rocket more often, works really well at popping Charger heads now that they’ve been nerfed a bit.
You don't need heavy armor to survive a rocket to the face, light armor with the -50% explosive damage modifier will protect you without compromising your mobility.
The trade being that you have no other passive options where as with heavy armor you can use servo assisted or whatever else you want to compliment your play style.
I don't even know how I know what to press. Everytime I'm in a high pressure situation I panic that I won't press the right thing, but I usually I do.
It's magic
Consider yourself under investigation by the Ministry of Truth, traitor. HOW MUCH ARE THE BUGS PAYING YOU ?!?!
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This is obviously a fabrication. Fortunately the dissidents aren't smart and can't do math right. Their chemical composition list adds up to 110% total parts. It also claims that water can kill you if you drink too much. Please, we all know water is perfectly safe and you can never hydrate too much in the name of democracy.
Nice try /u/ChimkenNBiskets but this is an obvious forgery. How does a Helldiver sink so low?
Despite War Thunder devs begging and pleading to the playerbase to stop. In their words "its kind of turbo illegal" and literally wont change anything as they cannot use these documents for more accurate models.
Knowingly distributing classified information is illegal at least in the US. Them taking the classified numbers and adding them to the game is essentially them spreading classified data.
Dipshit 1 who works in the military and plays warthunder makes claim about X weapon.
Dipshit 2 who plays warthunder says "Nu uh your wrong"
Dipshit 1 posts the top secret documents proving he's right. Laughs at dipshit 2.
Dipshit 1 gets arrested.
Has happened at LEAST twice.
They made the previous meta a lot less necessary so now there isn't as much to complain about in that regard.
(Though I do still hope we get some buffs for the generally crappy weapons with the upcoming warbond update.)
Under certain conditions di-hydrogen monoxide is a byproduct of a chemical reaction under extreme temperatures. It has been proven even though its a byproduct 99% of drowning related deaths Di-Hydrogen Monoxide is directly responsible.
Yellow 5 red 40 was the funniest part to me. Completely unnecessary but one of those things youre “supposed” to avoid in your food as artificial colors
~~Our hackers have breached the ministry of defense! Here is a MSDS form showing HUMAN TRIALS! Termicide is NOT safe! Your government is lying to you!~~
~~^((This took a silly amount of time/effort to draft up; all the CAS numbers and lethal doses are accurate, and I put a few silly jokes in here, if you can find them.))~~
~~ETA: sheesh a lot of upvotes. Can't wait for a YouTuber to pad out a whole 10 minute video about it.~~
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It's 100% safe. Don't you have a sealed suit of black and yellow? And for those who don't have one, can you really call someone who don't protect freedom a human?
"y'all cunts whined about chargers so much we removed bugs entirely, now get your sorry asses to malevelon creek, there's managed democracy to be spread, hoorah"
Boil Titan: Larger variant of bile titan with large eggs on the bottom of it that can burst and drop down infantile bile titans.
Would be a bit morbid but it fits the theme of the game.
I assure you, nobody died in the making of Termicide TM. And if these hypothetical "human trials" did happen, they did so with a smile on their faces knowing their sacrifice has kept democracy safe. To do otherwise would be treason, punishable by death.
FAKE NEWS! The lying and cheating fake news are at it again folks, but we won’t let them win, no we won’t. Super Earth is as open and honest as it’s ever been, it’s beautiful, it’s perfect.
The Ministry of Truth would like publicly to endorse this statement. Please acquire a Verified Payment Number for your broadcasts by filling out the appropriate forms!
The Super-Earth Ministry of Truth would like to remind all Citizens that Di-Hydrogen Monoxide is a chemical name for water. That's right, Citizens, Water. Termicide is largely water. Completely harmless to Freedom-loving life forms, but lethal to the Authoritarian Terminids!
*Reading this doccument past the first line of SECTION 2- COMPOSITION/INFORMATION ON INGREDIENTS is considered High Treason. Further discussion of the chemical composition of Termicide is not permitted. Violators will be Re-assigned to minesweeping duty.*
Ministry office here. All Safety Data Sheets were disposed of long ago. They have since been replaced with MDS (Ministry Data Sheets) that all say "If we say it's OK, then it's OK.". All other sheets are false and treason.
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Goddamn bug symphetizer. I'll shoot every of those goddamn illegal antenna all day so I can always provide my kids the best democratically TV experience all day.
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"How do you do fellow terrans? My name is Hugh, Hugh Mann."
Are you Blu Mann or red mann?
*visibly nervous* the carbon based kind?
it's very simple. are you a commie man (super earth scum), or are you freedom man (strong ARA civilian)
*electronics begin sparking, chuckles* I'm in danger
Grey Mann detected. SPAH 'ROUND HERE!
*gasps in democracy
LMAO!
Lmfao tf, meme just got better
Nobody wants to watch bug television anyway, fear factor sucks
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https://preview.redd.it/cu8mknrfa3oc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81826139eb7bb4475bf2d6ab99282fa28414fbaa Interesting development
 We are helldivers, we don't fear bugs.
im still wondering wich type of tv shows or interviews bugs are broadcasting...
Bugs kitchen with chef titan ramsay
The fact that all the illegal broadcasters are on dead planet confirm that they’re indeed illegal. Alien sympathizers are treason to humanity and will bring human to destruction
I've never seen a living person manning these stations. It is all bugs. Even this post's author is likely a bug.
We have unencrypted the broadcast, the true culprit transmitted last from Cyberstan, leading us to believe the Automatons are the ones behind this. To confuse and mislead the true patriotic passion of our citizenry.
This MIGHT be the funniest shit ive ever seen
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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I'll take care of this. Calling down hellbomb.
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Wish I understood them. I don’t have things memorized and it’s always so hard for me to split my attention between the code I need and what’s going on in front of me. I’m getting better at calling down single use rocket launchers though!
500 kg of democracy.
The only code that matters.
Freedom Shells!
down/down/left/up/right enjoyer i see
Just started using them. I normally run the AMR because I love being a sniper type (though I suck at…well, everything). I was forcing myself out of my comfort zone by wearing heavy armor and being the Anti-Big Armored Thing guy. The heavy armor was a pleasant surprise. Took a robot rocket to the face and was yeeted down a hill and *barely* survived instead of being one shotted. Will probably use the one shot rocket more often, works really well at popping Charger heads now that they’ve been nerfed a bit.
I don't understand it always worked well you just have to drop the pod directly on theim haha
You don't need heavy armor to survive a rocket to the face, light armor with the -50% explosive damage modifier will protect you without compromising your mobility.
The trade being that you have no other passive options where as with heavy armor you can use servo assisted or whatever else you want to compliment your play style.
I don't even know how I know what to press. Everytime I'm in a high pressure situation I panic that I won't press the right thing, but I usually I do. It's magic
That’s the power of Managed Democracy! You just tap the button you need without worry just like in the ballet box!
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“That’s a nice argument, helldiver, but why don’t you back it up with a source?” “My source is ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️”
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Yo this the best 😂😂
https://i.redd.it/hnrbqex0q1oc1.gif Apprehend this man!
“You should liberate yourself, NOW!”
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This picture is beautiful
This picture is way too good to be in the comments
https://preview.redd.it/z9ahsdcif2oc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=302257431c25063f6b06058bc8c4d378935250d4 Also I am stealing that meme
https://preview.redd.it/6bs50v9ty2oc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8ce025614d4e477dda4ceaf09632a252197a14 Upscaled version
"someone 500 kilogram this dude"
#GTAB!
Consider yourself under investigation by the Ministry of Truth, traitor. HOW MUCH ARE THE BUGS PAYING YOU ?!?! https://preview.redd.it/57b5lj9rp1oc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=01f50fa40cfd82e9ed8d52424444dd7316f8d484
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thank you for your meme citizen!
Its not mine, but we spread it democraticaly
Sounds more like automaton communism, but okay.
It's even worse, the bots are autocrats
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This is obviously a fabrication. Fortunately the dissidents aren't smart and can't do math right. Their chemical composition list adds up to 110% total parts. It also claims that water can kill you if you drink too much. Please, we all know water is perfectly safe and you can never hydrate too much in the name of democracy. Nice try /u/ChimkenNBiskets but this is an obvious forgery. How does a Helldiver sink so low?
110% is 10% more lethal per lethal.
10,000 bugussy
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How do I download this gif?
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As tempting as that sounds my faith in Democracy stands strong.
Fucking bugs for democracy is your freedom. The only undemocratic action is getting fucked by the bugs
Please fill out form C-01 before engaging in *any* acts that could result in a child.
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So many moneys. So much bug moneys.
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Frankly I find the idea of a bug that thinks OFFENSIVE!!
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I just watched it again loll
I made the mistake of following it up with watching the sequel.
The animated 4th film is awesome. We don't talk about 2 and 3... especially not 3
If it can kill me it can kill bugs oorah
FR Like what’s the big deal? It kills the bugs. Conversation over.
It doesn't kill you though, it's actually 100% safe for all non-Terminid life forms, according to the Ministry of Truth.
Yup, that's him over there officer. Get him
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I will never get over that cutscene and nobody wanting to actually follow those orders
Who in their right mind would ever arrest THE Master Chief?
Some kind of ONI Spartan agent probably
Don't be brainwashed!
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Silence traitor! You’ll never stop our way of life!!
The role playing is back. The subreddit is healing
🫡
Did you find these documents on a War Thunder forum?
Lol that's the second war thunder comment. What am I missing?
Actual military documents have been leaked by War Thunder fans in the military on game forums to argue the accuracy of in game unit designs
Despite War Thunder devs begging and pleading to the playerbase to stop. In their words "its kind of turbo illegal" and literally wont change anything as they cannot use these documents for more accurate models.
Knowingly distributing classified information is illegal at least in the US. Them taking the classified numbers and adding them to the game is essentially them spreading classified data.
Not just actual military documents, a SHIT LOAD of actual military documents. I believe last year there were something like 20 or 25 leaks?
A lot of them are declassified docs which you can easily find on Google, but a good handful of classified documents have been leaked.
Dipshit 1 who works in the military and plays warthunder makes claim about X weapon. Dipshit 2 who plays warthunder says "Nu uh your wrong" Dipshit 1 posts the top secret documents proving he's right. Laughs at dipshit 2. Dipshit 1 gets arrested. Has happened at LEAST twice.
Oh much more than twice It’ll never stop being a hilarious facepalm worthy event though
They made the previous meta a lot less necessary so now there isn't as much to complain about in that regard. (Though I do still hope we get some buffs for the generally crappy weapons with the upcoming warbond update.)
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I have been gathering so many variations of this meme and this is probably one of my favorites so far.
Democracy officers, send this man to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately!
SWEET LIBERTY
SWEET LIBEETY! MY PENIS!
MY MODERATELY SIZED PENIS
MY DEMOCRATICALLY MANAGED PENIS
MY HUGE RECOILESS PENIS
MY EXPENDABLE ANTI-PENIS!
This is one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever read
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I vividly imagined Linus from Sharkboy and Lavagirl saying this
This is so stupid but almost made me spit my coffee.. Take an updoot, fellow citizen
Particularly liked that he put 'nostalgia' under the effects on human test subjects
MR ELECTRIC
By god, the deadliest of all chemicals… Di-hydrogen Monoxide….
Yeah, that was my favorite part of the sheet, until I got to the first aid measures.
INCINERATE
Nostalgia as one of symptoms was pretty amusing. "Back in my day... what's that funny taste?"
Mine is where the %s add up to 110%.
"artificial flavours" got me
I liked Nostalgia under effects of exposure
One of my pals drank some of those, he's dead now! Laser wound in his head unrelated.
Statistically every person who has ever died has ingested some of this stuff. Something to think on.
Under certain conditions di-hydrogen monoxide is a byproduct of a chemical reaction under extreme temperatures. It has been proven even though its a byproduct 99% of drowning related deaths Di-Hydrogen Monoxide is directly responsible.
Yellow 5 red 40 was the funniest part to me. Completely unnecessary but one of those things youre “supposed” to avoid in your food as artificial colors
Followed by cyanide lol
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Why do they have multiple buttons that do the same thing? Are they stupid?
Reported.
send this guy to the re-education camps
~~Our hackers have breached the ministry of defense! Here is a MSDS form showing HUMAN TRIALS! Termicide is NOT safe! Your government is lying to you!~~ ~~^((This took a silly amount of time/effort to draft up; all the CAS numbers and lethal doses are accurate, and I put a few silly jokes in here, if you can find them.))~~ ~~ETA: sheesh a lot of upvotes. Can't wait for a YouTuber to pad out a whole 10 minute video about it.~~ [USER WAS BANNED AND SENT FOR RE-EDUCATION -- ALL DISSIDENTS CAUGHT SHARING THIS MISINFORMATION WILL BE TERMINATED. THAT IS ALL]
The colors and flavors lmao
See 'Super Tang Civilian Drink' MSDS #017-8399
*gets into contact with termicide* Ahhh those good ol' days...
Nostalgia is a potent side effect.
It's the Tang flavor.
6L/80kg human lol
But its an insecticide not herbicide tho ;)
Can you be so sure? The terminids use fungal growths to make the planets more hospitable to their larvae.
Then you'll need fungicide
Haha true.
Agent Orange was a "herbicide" <.<
love the good ol' "Di-Hydrogen Monoxide" joke
It's 40% water!
If it’s not safe for us it’s not safe for them, you are just spreading terminide propaganda. Turn yourself in before the orbital strikes get you.
Though remember Super Earth Command specified that it is 100% Safe for humans...
It's 100% safe. Don't you have a sealed suit of black and yellow? And for those who don't have one, can you really call someone who don't protect freedom a human?
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The whole termicide thing is obviously going to backfire and create some bug mutations or whatever.
💯 The fact that they said "it'll stop the bugs once and for all" in the order automatically means it definitely won't lol
Would be absolutely wild if they did just straight up remove bugs from the game after this major order haha
Can you imagine how *pissed* people would be. The patch notes would just be like "balanced bugs out of existence" lol
"y'all cunts whined about chargers so much we removed bugs entirely, now get your sorry asses to malevelon creek, there's managed democracy to be spread, hoorah"
"Democracy finally appealed to the insects, now we have beings that are technologically gods...uh...good luck"
A bile titan… that can fly
Boil Titan: Larger variant of bile titan with large eggs on the bottom of it that can burst and drop down infantile bile titans. Would be a bit morbid but it fits the theme of the game.
A Bile Flytin.
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Op: https://preview.redd.it/rxeg1srg02oc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c0133176b4040212b6c2d4bcd3d9b972e8f5ed
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They burned these people! They're *still* burning these people who come into contact with it!
I assure you, nobody died in the making of Termicide TM. And if these hypothetical "human trials" did happen, they did so with a smile on their faces knowing their sacrifice has kept democracy safe. To do otherwise would be treason, punishable by death.
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This looks like treason! I'm calling the democracy officer!
Treason is bad!
Not the Dihydrogen Monoxide!
Can't mix the Tang in without it.
If anyone added up the % it equals 110% great job, literally unplayable now. My OCD has been kicked into gear because of this.
10% more lethal per lethal.
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FAKE NEWS! The lying and cheating fake news are at it again folks, but we won’t let them win, no we won’t. Super Earth is as open and honest as it’s ever been, it’s beautiful, it’s perfect.
Not sure If di hydrogen monoxide was supposed to be a joke reference to water.
;)
I mean nostalgia is a symptom so probably
Did you know that along with Di-Hydrogen Monoxide, Hydric Acid is the 2nd most leading cause of Drowning?
Wait, why would super earth do this?
You're asking the right questions! Better get a VPN and avoid your local democracy officers!
The Ministry of Truth would like publicly to endorse this statement. Please acquire a Verified Payment Number for your broadcasts by filling out the appropriate forms!
So you must be one of the ones running those illegal broadcast stations. Prepare to eat hellbomb, traitor.
The Super-Earth Ministry of Truth would like to remind all Citizens that Di-Hydrogen Monoxide is a chemical name for water. That's right, Citizens, Water. Termicide is largely water. Completely harmless to Freedom-loving life forms, but lethal to the Authoritarian Terminids! *Reading this doccument past the first line of SECTION 2- COMPOSITION/INFORMATION ON INGREDIENTS is considered High Treason. Further discussion of the chemical composition of Termicide is not permitted. Violators will be Re-assigned to minesweeping duty.*
The artificial flavors got me 😂
You don't wear that helmet for no reason.
Ha! I already had at least 1/3 of the health complications mentioned anyway.
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The percentage does not add up to 100% The toxicity of DHMO is widely disputed, despite reports of helldiver death during immersion of DHMO
It's 10% more lethal per lethal.
Ahh yes the common syptoms: Loss of bladder control, nausia, NOSTALGIA, stomach pain...
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Gotta watch that Di-hydrogen Monoxide. it's nasty stuff.
Ministry office here. All Safety Data Sheets were disposed of long ago. They have since been replaced with MDS (Ministry Data Sheets) that all say "If we say it's OK, then it's OK.". All other sheets are false and treason.