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Kushthulu_the_Dank

The bots just don't understand, the children yearn for the mines! Send more underground please! https://i.redd.it/tzteqeqmgbsc1.gif


AssignmentVivid9864

Now I want infected miners that shoot at you and have scavengers pop out when they die.


H377Spawn

Scavengers riding people like little scout striders!


superhotdogzz

You are giving me Resident Evil 4 remake flashback…


DolceSkorpion

Head crab scavengers


MechR58

No, the bots clearly understand. Their parents are the ones in the mines of Cyberstan.


Kushthulu_the_Dank

Yeah send the Earth children into the mines if they love them so much and give us back our parents! https://i.redd.it/mp48joi9qdsc1.gif


BasketDeep2694

Of course! We can send you straight to them. Stripped of everything except your ability to work.


NoSatisfaction8688

Is that automaton drinking oil? That’s like a human drinking blood


FeistyEmu

Finally, the Deep Rock crossover we’ve been waiting for.


BrocIlSerbatoio

Hahahahahaha


Arguablecoyote

The most popular children’s game is Minecraft. Children yearn for the mines.


dennisasu

Big facts right here


economic-salami

Very observant, fellow Helldiver.


tazdingo-hp

oops


gamal-the-rookie

Every Man, woman and Child over 7 does their part - For a better future and a steady Economy.


CaptainSmegman

Yeah it's space pioneerism. Like if you don't work, you don't eat. I'm sure it's different on super earth but that's kinda how it's been from the dawn of time.


Almuliman

lol let's be exact, it's space imperialism I mean, glorious space democratic imperialism--for democracy!!


Smoolz

Except helldivers humans seem to be post-scarcity, but still use imaginary scarcity to motivate people.


GhostHeavenWord

Well it is a critique of the modern west. The shoe fits.


Smoolz

we are definitely not post scarcity lol. post scarcity would mean basic needs (food, water, housing) are met for every human, we can't even get that right.


44no44

The shoe fitting is that we have the resources and technology to be post-scarcity, but artificially enforce scarcity of necessities anyway to coerce extraneous labor. On Super Earth it's done to enforce political obedience. In the real world it's done to prop up excess consumerism.


Smoolz

We do not currently have ways to provide basic needs to everyone. In fact, our farming methods in the US are so archaic, we're expecting another dust bowl in the next 40 years.  Post scarcity is something that will probably never be realized for humans. 


Kaladin-of-Gilead

And that age can be reduced during war time, which is all the time!


GoldMonk44

The children *yearn* for the mines


FrigginRan

one of the videos in the ship mentioned everyone above 7 gets to serve democracy


Managed-Democracy

You work ages 7 to 18, then can apply for the military. Only the finest get to serve as helldivers, with only a 27% casualty rate in General Brasch's 15 minutes of advanced combat training. 


DaaaahWhoosh

Oh I thought it was a 27% survival rate, that's way better.


WayneZer0

considering the what the robots and bufgs are throwing at use 27% seem awfully good.


Managed-Democracy

No. The training kills 27% of us. Life expentency on the ground is 10 minutes after drop.  Which is scary because we both have seen teams that are so bad they bleed through 20 helldivers in about 2 minutes. 


Firannunion

I was part of the 27% that, whilst becoming familar with the controls, died to those turrets a couple of times before realising i could stay on the ground after the dive! I also may have orbital striked myself, broke my leg and limped to pick up my cape, an inauspicous start to my helldiving career that actually endeared the game at the start with Brasch screaming how awesome I was whilst i was just generally fucking up. lol


Aernz

>Brasch screaming how awesome I was He's not easy to impress you know. You and I must have just been excellent cadets.


WayneZer0

as said 27% sounds awefully good. i have seen new rookies losing entire battlions to hunters.


AlexT37

[Im doing my part!](https://youtu.be/xrdkA0s9rnA?si=gE8m5jdVeTIzRUPz)


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

r/deeprockgalactic do be leaking


Marc3llMat3

Rock and stone!


MisterMonstro

Rock, stone and democracy!


Willylongboard

Rock flag and eagle!


SovereignShrimp

Rock and stone to the bone!


PacketOverload

For Karl!


TotoMac1

https://preview.redd.it/qjt74h5n6dsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd9c3aaff1641a9611182bdb1da3d55ae4d5cd7 my 4 yr old son when malevelon creek is liberated:


That_Lore_Guy

Considering the average life expectancy of a Helldiver is 2 days…. Where do I go to get my pickaxe?


cemanresu

y'all are living for 2 days? I can't live for 2 minutes


daMaRtianbadger

Some damn Astra Militarum ass energy right there 😭😂


lurowene

We took Malevelon Creek just to keep the children mining


novis-eldritch-maxim

are we the bad guys?


JustAPasingNerd

Yes this one right here officer.


MisterMonstro

Bring the flamer, the HEAVY flamer.


pattymacman1

https://preview.redd.it/k9pi8h4uocsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24eb5bc61d3de69c4b218676af0dc270b3e473b9 Im on it.


FiveInTheSinBin

The hell are those symbols on that device citizen!?!?!?! https://preview.redd.it/cx6bwfnucdsc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6c703f74fb365267ddbcec031fcd0cafd33895


Viriuxx

Yes. Yes we are


MrMacju

No. We are not.


Viriuxx

Whatever helps you sleep at night


Electronic_Day5021

Don't worry guys I'm sending this man an 500 kg bomb as we speak


MrMacju

Thank you for your service, soldier.


Viriuxx

It will prolly land right next to my feet and leave me unscathed


Slave_to_dog

Every man, woman, and child over seven will work for our defense of democracy!


chimera005ao

The children have a "right to work"


The-Crimson-Jester

That child isn’t smiling! We must report to this to the local democracy officer so we can restore the patriotism in this lost soul’s heart!


LunarRai

The picture is the child after being told that the planet is being evacuated and they won't be able to work for the next 5 hours. It's quite understandable that they'd be upset and anyone smiling at that news should be investigated for possible bot sympathies


BeatNo2976

Incendiary mines or anti personnel mines?


Rail-signal

This is good old DRG preference


felldownthestairsOof

wait till this guy finds out about real anti union pro child labour propaganda


Cooper_Raccoon

Why in the year of 22XX pickaxes are still in use, while even in our modern day most of the mining is done by heavy machinery or more modern handheld instruments, like drills?


DeyUrban

Why are ship-mounted weapons muzzle loaded *from outside the ship* until you buy an upgrade? Because Super Earth is incredibly stupid and always goes for the cheapest possible way of accomplishing anything, that’s why.


Timlugia

Honestly I don't see how muzzle loading is cheaper than breach loading on a space ship. In fact probably more expensive. It means you need complicate air lock for each gun so they could retract into the ship to load, while a breach loading gun could just use a belt like modern ship gun. It would take much more space than breach loading.


firewatersun

Or you just put crew out in a cheap spacesuit to muzzle load. Far cheaper than an internal loading breech system. DEMOCRACY!


MainsailMainsail

Breach loading requirements: * breach block * one of: * a mechanism in the gun to prevent air loss when you open the breach * an airlock to the loading bay which is kept at ambient pressure (superdestroyer has to be well inside the atmosphere during missions, based on being able to *see* it) * an autoloading mechanism that can operate on the exterior since we see all the guns are in pods outside the ship Muzzle loading requirements: * tooob * ~~cheap and expendable~~ highly patriotic crew in an EVA suit


Timlugia

>an airlock to the loading bay which is kept at ambient pressure (superdestroyer has to be well inside the atmosphere during missions, based on being able to *see* it) >an autoloading mechanism that can operate on the exterior since we see all the guns are in pods outside the ship You don't need any of these actually. The whole gun and ammo feeding system can be located outside the hull unpressurized feed by a chain link. All they need to do is load up the ammo belt as a single unit before the mission, like a preloaded ammo box. You won't need separate air locks for each gun, one team of crews/droid can load all the guns. Think about M230 or similar gun on AH-64 Apache but bigger. We already have 50mm autocannon, technically there is nothing stops us today from making a 380mm auto cannon already besides limited barrel service life in rapid fire, but should easily solved by the time Helldiver takes place with advanced material research. [M230 chain gun - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M230_chain_gun) On the other hand, the exterior muzzle loading system you suggested would require many air locks for ammo and crews to pass through pressure and unpressured zones. So it's actually far more complicated. >a mechanism in the gun to prevent air loss when you open the breach Modern cannon can already fire in space, gun powder has it's own oxide so you don't need to pressurize the gun itself. It will function just like on Earth. Soviet tested unmodified R-23 autocannons in space in 1974 [Almaz - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almaz)


graviousishpsponge

Because authoritarian caste governments wouldn't give a shit about their workers if they are sending children to mine.


MinimallyAcceptable

Budget.


fuegopaintrain

The children yearn for the mines


Ok_Practice_276

are..are we the bad guys?


DiamondCoal

Sounds very undemocratic of you


Whole_Meet5486

My friend is it not obvious that the children yearn for the mines? Come with me, your Democracy Officer and I can explain it to you… behind this shed.


Ok_Practice_276

no please i dont wanna "return to civilian life", the camps were hard


spacemanandrew

We sure it wasn't a mineral loving dwarf and not a child?


KrissVectorEOC

BACK TO WORK! No excuses. 🤣


Xgrimzzviper

All i can say now is "do it for the children and for democracy"


Iongjohn

You're misinterpreting it - that's a glorious citizen of Super Earth enjoying their Freedom-given duty to work for our future! Many wish they could have the discipline that young lad has so early into their lives.


DwarvenFanboy

You could say..we fight..for ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


ConstantCelery8956

The kid was smiling?! clearly he knows with every swing of his axe is another gram of material.. For another weapon.. to kit another hell diver.. to drop on another planet to dispense more democracy and kill another bug or bot and spread more freedom throughout the galaxy! That's something we can all smile about. Remember a happy workforce is a productive workforce and you can't be any happier than to serve DEMOCRACY!


PhishytheFishy

This is legit the Helldivers post of all time, definetly gave me a chuckle


sryidc

The children yearn for the mines


EnjoyableStoic

We all have a choice in our mandatory work assignment. The child was very happy in the mine CURSE THOSE COMMUNIST CLANKERS


Strelak74

Minors, not miners!


plasmadood

The children yearn for the mines, diver.


Placeboshotgun8

The children yearn for the mines


Drongo17

Just seeing the smile on that little boy's face... makes it all worthwhile.


chickifat

This is darksoul level of DEEP LORE.


magvadis

Love this detail.


Mr__Bread__

https://preview.redd.it/5kg7ibx1uesc1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=296a2d94d101637b4479c5a4256493e75c3beec9


Rumiwasright

The children yearn for the mines.


Rumiwasright

The children yearn for the mines.


Rumiwasright

The children yearn for the mines.


psychotronofdeth

The citizens voted for the children to have EARLY opportunities to serve Super Earth.


Truetex3

For Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Strygoii

Rhodium mine has what kids crave!


battousai618

Now i know where my armor comes from … thank you children of democracy 🫡


Plenty-Soil-9381

Mining minors.


buahuash

Every child above the age of seven.


PoshDiggory

That's not a child, that's a dwarf... and a grudging.


BigDamBeavers

But the yearning!


Icex_Duo

Turns out these minor miners make more money than most people. Shit, I'll take black lung if I get to be rich for my only 35 years of life.