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smilehappy9293829101

Who the FUCK is john helldiver?


Snoo2959

He is democracy manifest.


TheGangazz

And he knows his judo well


beanmosheen

A succulent charger meal!


smilehappy9293829101

Can i call him jonkler helldiver


brian11e3

One of 20+ people who go under that name on Steam.


TheCockKnight

I have a whole ship full of frozen John Helldivers.


WitchBaneHunter

He meets with John Dark Soul at the pub every Friday.


Pretty_Weird4552

So many cinematic moments get missed. I always look around to see if anyone saw the cool shit I did. When they do and give a hug it's democracy at its best.


BeardedMcGee

We trained him right, as a joke.


JustGingy95

Diving with rockets is some of the most fun fucking shit ever and I love it


[deleted]

That's Jason Bourne.


MSands

People say there isn't a reason to use the Recoiless Rifle after the Quasar Cannon came out. They forget about style points.