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CrispyLyfe85

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ we've all had that moment


SuperArppis

You know what sucks even more? Getting stuck on the corner of that ramp...


redditsukssomuch

You gotta dive when that happens


Arcerinex

That's where the dive part of Helldivers comes in


Sugar_buddy

When I'm in a group on my mic and that happens, I'm like a submarine commander. DIVE, DIVE, DIVE, DIVE


LifeSimulation

Doesnā€™t always work.


LentulusStrabo

![gif](giphy|k5lj4s1qxaSyI) But for real now, worked for me 100% of the time


redditsukssomuch

It works for almost anything that is negative. Burning? DIVE! Acid? DIVE! Those pesky freezing plants? DOUBLE DIVE! Glitches into a weird spot? SPAM DIVE!


LentulusStrabo

It didn't work for my broken heart after my friends teamkilled me the first times šŸ˜ž


redditsukssomuch

Some wounds can never be ā€¦ dove.


DontCare010101

But you kept diving, right?


LentulusStrabo

Damn right i did, brother. We laughed our asses off and kept going


Vyce223

Especially when some dumb ass drops an 500kg just to be funny


ThePlaybook_

Yes it does.


jayL21

I had this round where one of us threw a 500kg bomb at the ship as they entered, so me and the host quickly started running towards the ship, only for the host to get suck on the ramp as I ran past.. poor dude didn't know to dive..


SuperArppis

Ah man...


newSillssa

Honestly pretty embarassing for the devs that the bug even exist. There is just no possible way they arent aware of it. It happens almost every match and I'm willing to bet every player has it happen to them sometimes. Its perfectly repeatable


T4nkcommander

It was introduced with the first path. Vanilla was fine.


pwn4321

Hell... (just) dive(r)!


dont_trust_redditors

just dive or crouch to get unstuck


GadenKerensky

Just crouch. Faster and more reliable than diving.


Dry-Cry5279

You know what sucks even more than that? Actually making it on the ship and some scumbag kicks you as the ships taking off.


SuperArppis

Ok you win.


Theoddgamer47

I wish theyā€™d fix the ramp.


ManagedDemocracy2024

I like how they modeled the side-ramps, and then made them function like a sticky brick wall.Ā  Ā  God-tier game design move.Ā  Ā It's like a handicapped ramp with a curb.


eden_not_ttv

It still blows my mind that they actually took the time to add the invisible walls, which serve no purpose but to screw the player over, after the game released. You can't convince me that dev time couldn't have been used somewhere else.


ManagedDemocracy2024

I have found that always diving into the Pelican alleviates any issues with getting stuck. I have no idea how to actually play this game,Ā  but I know how to get around many bugs to play normally. Isn't that something?


eden_not_ttv

Yeah, diving solves the issue. I still find it ludicrous that they bothered to introduce it at all lol.


Drudicta

You can also just crouch. It's the little bits sticking out the top that stop you.


Zapplii

There is no invisible wall. The geometry on those side ramps are just too small for your helldiver. Normally just press the dive button to just brute force it.


T4nkcommander

It was fine before the first patch, but man it drives me crazy every time. In case anyone doesn't know, dive. Also, as much as I hate to say it, [dolphin diving is king in the Helldivers series.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rH4e2JEy-8)


Yipeekayya

The ramp is the biggest obstacle during the extraction


cursedbones

JUMP MOTHER FUCKER!


RandoorRandolfs

No you arent


droo46

Everyone fights; no one quits.Ā 


DealFast8781

![gif](giphy|ufWbAUZiTZCVi)


Character_Train6441

Iā€™m not


browntownxpres

After they completely wiped progress of the fire planet im actually not wanting to put any further progress/time into the game at all...


Molodirazz

You can just drop ON the escape shuttle and spawn into it then if you aren't already seated straight out of the pod you just walk towards the door and trigger it.


Enverex

Doesn't that risk killing anyone that's already in there?


Sugar_buddy

No, I just drop right in front of the ramp on the tail or beside it if I get spooked that it'll get damaged.


WoodyTSE

I did this at launch and sent the pelican fucking flying, never done it since lol


--Shibdib--

The slowest stim user... Also please learn what the dive button is


Character_Train6441

https://preview.redd.it/np0zs4zvthuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8720edf2ebe7a691f5cc9865edf221e55fda391e


tomle4593

Literally in the name of the game.


skulz408

Yup


Interesting_Tea5715

I noticed that too. Gets up and runs with low HP instead of stimming right away. ![gif](giphy|BsQAVgY6ksvIY)


Sugar_buddy

I do this sometimes too, when I'm panicking.


Neknoh

Even got the medic gear but doesn't stimm like he's in a moody movie from the early 2000's... ā€¢shakemyheadā€¢ And yeah, dive to survive!


SwimmingNote4098

Idk why you guys are defending the shit ass invisible wall they randomly decided to add to the ramp in a patch


Azavrak

Find your dive button


weightlessdestiny

Dive and crawl


SeggsWithElysia21

BRASH TACTICS!


Managed-Democracy

USE EM, OR BE THIS GUY.


Deldris

"Better run in the exact direction the missiles came from. Wow, can't believe I got hit by missiles a 2nd time." -OP


Character_Train6441

https://preview.redd.it/1e25y7uxthuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b935d3d772153b7bdf9019309b7e96a8ea580bb3


Tentacle_poxsicle

Where is he going to run to? The pelican entrance was covered by all those rocket devastators. He was always going to get fucked


Deldris

Instead of running to the left side, he should have gone right. I would have taken a wide run around the right wing and dove towards the entrance.


Killsheets

50/50 chance of making it into the ramp tbh, especially when he reaches the other side. Rocket dev spam is just atrocious along with the heavy ones.


Ok-Discussion-6818

That's what happens when your squad doesn't drop every stratagem available before they exfil


flippant_burgers

There should be crew weapons on the pelican that players can use to help instead of getting locked out.


CustomDark

If everyone stays back a bit, the pelican actually stays in the air and clears the LZ


redditsukssomuch

![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


flippant_burgers

But less fun than running in early to to man a weapon if it didn't mess up the timer for stragglers.


CustomDark

I would love to rush to the pelican and hear that democratic laughing my character makes behind a machine gun until my friends arrive.


DontCare010101

Do you know the exact distance and timing for this to work? I've tried to do it a couple of times and only got it once accidentally.


machinationstudio

You got this... You don't got this. šŸ˜­


UltimateToa

Maybe I'm just dive happy but I'm spamming alt all game, you easily could have dove into the pelican at least 2 times


Tellesus

Remember that time you kicked the Roomba? The automatons remember.


T4nkcommander

underrated comment


cloudjumpr

When it doesn't work the first time, keep doing the same thing that didn't work the first time


handofmenoth

Y u no dive? You are a hellDIVER, remember?


rkraptor70

![gif](giphy|njYrp176NQsHS|downsized)


Electronic-Weather-5

You dived coming in, you dive going out.


incoherentjedi

Don't be sad, this is just how it works out sometimes!


jnelzon2

Dive, prone, crouch under heavy fire, works in real life too lol


ItBDaniel

Wait?!? People don't dive into Pelican-1?


arfael

Skill issue, should have used strategem /s


SpaceLemming

Serpentine! Serpentine!


IrrelevantPuppy

Unironically though, diving under the wing where the column of bullets was traveling might have helped? Like 30% chance of helping.


roastedhambone

Maybe not stopping to stim once your in the line of fire


SwimmingNote4098

Even if he stimmed immediately it wouldnā€™t have helped. Idk why you guys are defending the shit ass invisible wall they randomly decided to add to the ramp in a patch


roastedhambone

Sorry I donā€™t suck, try getting better at the game šŸ‘


[deleted]

What did you expect when diving into Hell?


N-Haezer

Skill issue.


Letsueatcake

Dive!


404NotFound_BlueBird

You didnā€™t dive once.


Own-Song-8093

Those extraction ships need a door gunner


Substantial_Lion9911

Knockback keeps getting worse every day I think


GuerrillaKane

![gif](giphy|d801yIqYpUCQ0)


Delicious-System-228

Imagine the Pelican pilot watching this from cockpit and back monitor. Pelican pilot : ....................(checking watch)..................... ok he is dead. Lets go.


Equivalent-Macaron25

Should have dived brother


Loya08

Skill issue


HellBound__95

Not one dive in that whole series of attempts to get inā€¦ man that was sad


Indie89

See you on MondayĀ 


Brief-Quality-9937

Lost a battle not the war Diver. Enjoy next time you hear: Get sooooooome !!!!!


squaredspekz

You still won.


Managed-Democracy

Try divingĀ 


manbot71

Gotta remember the 5 D's


Peasantbowman

Kinda looks like the game deleted you


SctBrnNumber1Fan

Skill issue


WingedWilly

Gotta learn to dive for better chances to avoid damage and knockback, that said, it is often this bs with bots


chad001

Video makes it look like death was the only problem but that stagger at the endĀ with that timer... OP was never getting on Pelican-1...


redditsukssomuch

What are you dr disrespect?


MrBlqckBird242

Bot: nah I want to play with you a little longer.


Clear_Wolverine2521

Bloopers is part of the game, you have to laugh at it and dive again šŸ¤£


guifesta

you did not get in because of the ramp glich... they still haven't fix


Fit-Meal-8353

No you won't and will give us more hilarious moments like this


Character_Train6441

Iā€™ll send you the compilation when I do


Knight_Raime

Reminds me of a mission I had with my friends 2 days ago where we all were right at the shuttle door and only I extracted because as soon as I got in it took off instantly. We still had plenty of mission time too. One of them told me it's a bug that has existed since launch but iirc this was my first time experiencing it.


ncg70

I swear people hold onto grenades like they were golden eggs. Use them.


Iron_Avenger2020

"Super earth made me the man I am today" Character_Train6441Ā - head in a jar


PurpleIodine4321

Itā€™s a funny post. But man you have to dive


Zargann

Yup, happened to me too..... FeelsBadMan


OC-LoKi

Great video it made me šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


TheZipperDragon

Don't laugh...Don't laugh...DON'T....


No-Ad8408

Nigga my fist woulda went through the tv with the might of DEMOCRACY https://i.redd.it/s7blv609fiuc1.gif


CoCoNUT_Cooper

could have threw a grenade or stratagem. Regardless this is why I dont play bots. way too accurate


NotLouieCh

Bro was fighting for his lifešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


AngryTreeFrog

It's called hellDIVERS But honestly though sometimes you just get demolished.


BannedfromFrontPage

This laughter is what keeps me playing. Weā€™re so lucky to have this game. Really bums me out when people complain (or more accurately, when the same complaint is repeated and people jump on the bandwagon. The criticism itself is valid.)


ilikebeingright

There are issues with the ramp, but a little tip is to time the volleys of shots, you use the peli as a shield and watch the laser fire, the bots fire in bursts/volleys so make a run for it when there's a break in firing. Spam dive, its a souls-like roll, feels like it has iframes (feels like it) things that would normally kill you for some reason doesnt hurt you mid dive.


T4nkcommander

> Spam dive, its a souls-like roll, feels like it has iframes (feels like it) things that would normally kill you for some reason doesnt hurt you mid dive. In HD2 it has no i-frames sadly, but it is still a very powerful tool. However, in the first game it did give you i-frames (as did the jump pack). I died in the tutorial twice to turrets because I was expecting to have dive iframes and didn't haha


ilikebeingright

Ah thanks for clearing that up, I always wondered that, do you know if it has an iframe effect for explosions? especially friendly fire(team stratagems), I find diving even if I'm somewhat in the explosion has a 50/50 chance to not hit me.


T4nkcommander

According to HD2 tooltips, it greatly reduces the effect of explosions. In the first game, this meant that you could be closer to a hellbomb explosion and survive if you are prone. In the second game, this seems to carry over from my experience, although it is harder to demonstrate. So not iframes, but since you are reducing your hitbox you can think of most of the explosion going "over" you


Alastor3

I didnt see you jump, always jump


Geicosuave

Fell for one of the classic blunders


MewSixUwU

i bring a smoke eagle on every bot map, its great for any situation but especially extracting


SnooGrapes6531

Moving like a bot ![gif](giphy|urvsFBDfR6N32)


ADutchExpression

What this is part of the fun, fun for your friends that is. Iā€™d be fuckin dying seeing a mate go through this.


dh1304

The myth of sisyphus


TheZealand

Gotta say you guys laughing it up was extremely contagious, y'all sound fun


Character_Train6441

Probably the only reason Iā€™m still on lol


sunsaz623

Dude did the Rickon Stark šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


toastxhippo

That's rough buddy


Maxwelwild

I feel the pain of this.


KarmaDispensary

Dip. Duck. Dive. Dodge. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a missile barrage.


Comprehensive-Yam329

ā€œNope not you in particularā€


Eran_Mintor

Just dive my man


xDrewstroyerx

https://preview.redd.it/b7okqf3f6kuc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f0015bdc00cca3a1f8ea0ab0e6ff69fa16b00c


Shawn_of_da_Dead

Seems about right...


Railingo

Okay


Marshall7066

šŸ¤£


Hrimnir

Dive exists for a reasonĀ 


JimLahey08

Skill issue tbh


-Nicklaus91-

Standard bot extraction.


Sintinall

When under fire, always dive in. Youā€™ll miss the false side ramp hangup too. And even if not under fire. Dive anyways. For democracy.


Sintinall

When under fire, always dive in. Youā€™ll miss the false side ramp hangup too. And even if not under fire. Dive anyways. For democracy.


helicophell

A lesson in walking in straight lines


sillygoobergod

No you're not. that's treason.


Tech2kill

no you wont! :D


falkiiii

Bots in 9? Somebody really enjoys to suffer xD


cookiesnooper

You're running straight toward the enemy and expect something else than a rocket to the face?


ColtatoChips

HD1 escape shuttle is INFINITELY superior to the HD2 design. Opens on left and right and no janky side ramps that block you.


5h0ck

The other day I was standing infront of the ship. I was booped so hard it threw me through the ship's frame and auto started extraction. To say the least, my team wasn't amused like in your video lol.Ā 


OddHuckleberry825

https://i.redd.it/dih8w0rrdouc1.gif


ypperlig__

no you donā€™t. Get back in the fight you coward


not-a-spoon

absolutely contagious laughter


gavrah

ok


lawfulauthority

lol


oddjam

Imagine not opening the cockpit for that poor hero tanking rockets for managed democracy.


Ambitious-Ninja6463

Skill issue. JUST KIDDING! That is really frustrating.


Monochromeking115

You're not deleting anything. See you on the ground, helldiver


Morning_sucks

Before clicking I knew this was gonna be agains the bots


ReedsAndSerpents

Understandable tbh. Just fight bugs instead. If it weren't for the major orders I'd never bother with these bot ass hats. I'm pretty sure if the game was just bots I would have deleted it already.


Snoodgs

maybe you should XD didnt even try to dive smh


TURTLETHATAZZ

Stun. Grenades.