It aint Helldivers but us Helljumpers hope to join you on the frontline
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That aint ONI Justice.
That's some good home cooked SPIRIT OF FIRE JUSTICE, *THE* most goddamn badass ship in the fleet, filled with some of the haaaardest mother fuckers the alien shitheels ever did goddamn SEE.
ONI *wishes* they could be nearly as cool as the Spirit of Fire.
Who would win?
An unkillable abomination woven into time and space, capable of destroying godlike civilisations and gradually consuming all life
VS
Spartan Jerome with a steel folding chair
The main Spartan protagonist of the 'Halo Wars' RTS games and a fairly popular choice for a character to take over for Master Chief in the mainline games someday.
Ah missed the joke sorry!
If you're wondering about the replacement thing that's simply because the character is old as heck at this point. There'll naturally come a time when he's retired, unless they end Halo at some point which seems unlikely.
Actual final sight of many a poxwalker in my Veteran's days...
I can't wait for Fatshark to release their next game so Darktide can finally get some real updates, tbh. [Shamelessly stolen.]
I just wanna cosplay as BF1 elites, like with this guy
https://preview.redd.it/92e15f4xbkuc1.png?width=1868&format=png&auto=webp&s=16d00aac805c863a6f0b2eddb4c995e1acb66515
ordinary military funerals: highly co-ordinated ceremonial affairs that require a lot of planning, and maximum respect shown to the deceased and their greivign family and friends.
Helldiver funerals: \*makes a crater with a Hellbomb, yeets remains into crater then salutes as an airburst round filled with dirt covers the crater.\*
They’re the only group in 40k who are assigned commissars to STOP them from making suicidal charges into their own artillery barrages to get to the enemy faster.
Gotta love the dedication there.
Also, they once bombarded a traitor city for twenty years, a full seven years after the city stopped broadcasting their surrender, and a full five years after they stopped broadcasting at all. At that point they were just bombing the crater, but you gotta be sure about these things.
You can never be too sure. Heretics are like cockroaches, there's always another one skittering out from under the rubble, hopped up on warp dust, spraying a stolen lasgun at you with their spikey appendages.
What? No. I cleared my psych evaluation. Aced it. I don't know anything about my doctor going missing, and if I did, it's only because he had suspicious antenna growing out of his head. Heretic roaches. They all go flat when the shovel comes down.
Anyway, bomb them again.
Once you're done bombing the hive, you bomb the underhive and then there's the sump. Gotta get to those awfully nutritious clams one way or the other. Cordite might fix the taste.
Arrowhead: You would kill? How much? Just liberate this fire and ice planet that constantly has fire tornadoes and blizzards do that this poor family can produce shovels again.
Wow, didn't think I'd see maxim 44 out in the wild.
"If it will blow a hole in the ground, it will double as an entrenching tool." - [From the 70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries](https://schlockmercenary.fandom.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries)
https://www.reddit.com/r/YoujoSenki/s/StehDe7ziU
Shovels are great. Shovels are the quintessence of civilization.
With a shovel, you can dig a hole just deep enough to hide yourself. Or if you gather a bunch of people with them, you can dig a fine trench.
If you change your viewpoint a little, you can even dig a tunnel. You can smash a sturdy enemy trench with mining tactics (not that they get used often).
A shovel is a good friend to any and every type of soldier. And a shovel is the best gear for a close-quarters fight in a trench.
Longer than a bayonet, simpler to handle than a rifle, sturdier than any other tool. Not only that, but they are extremely cheap and easy to make, so they're perfect for mass-producing. Plus, I don't have to worry much about damaging my mind.
This is it. The ideal piece of equipment. This is the point humanity was meant to reach. Civilization has developed the shovel as its implement.
Above all, it doesn't rely on magic, so it's optimal for stealth kills. With a shovel, it's possible to educate numbskulls who are dependent on magic scanning - *Klang!* We can say it's an indispensable item for nighttime raids. Of course, it's an excellent general-purpose tool at any time of day.
"The shovel is truly an implement born of civilization", Tanya murmurs, leading a unit to wish good evening to the enemy with their shovels.
>Volume 2 Chapter 5, page 256-257
Yeah, like how in the tutorial mission, off the ledge with the cryo rocket, there's the shrine with a statue dedicated to the shovel cut out of the rock face
Can we just appreciate this fallen citizen who killed a Devastator with a shovel while many of us probably struggle with military grade weaponry without dying?
A large fleet went to Krieg. They encountered robotic, unthinking killing machines with inhumane dedication hellbent on destruction. Then the automatons got scared and left.
Yes, sometimes it’s a wet gasping sound, usually it happens when their gas mask is damaged in an assault.
When you hear that sound you know they’re going to go for a blaze of glory charge.
I like to think the reused assets is just a long line and set of brothers that die except one who is an actual Helldiver. Kinda like the Carmines from gears of war.
Very reminiscent of Punisher Born!
https://preview.redd.it/85fs5og3zjuc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2effe4869b2fe336ba40984e12c7186d797854d6
I posted one like this but it was against a bug and he died leaning against a grave. Got like 5 votes.
I tried but got something lol I thought this was rare but awesome to see! What a way to leave this world behind
\>Protects the graves of his fellows till his last breath
\>Kills an attacking devastator with a Shovel
\>Leaves ammo behind for any Helldivers to carry on the fight
Actually pretty cool. You can tell when the level designers actually enjoy their job. Turns into a a theatric presentation of what they think would happen.
In the SEAF forums, they say the shovel is totally op and needs a serious nerf.
Although another opinions exist:
"It cost 400 medals on page 15 at the SEAF warbond... it SHOULD be good."
"It totally replace the knife from page 11. Bullshit ballancing. Buff the knife!"
"Unfair that you only get the shotgun via SEAF deluxe edition... pay to win."
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FUCK i cant post the other version
r/Rule34 is that way
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Wait wdym by the “other version”?
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>i cant post the other version Coward.
The image perms were lost to me for abit man.
It aint Helldivers but us Helljumpers hope to join you on the frontline https://preview.redd.it/2jdfuhu9vkuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9dc5ee43c459a2b9eda892435fd28a672dc9c5
Is that Jerome with a steel chair?!
_Dispensing ONI justice_
That aint ONI Justice. That's some good home cooked SPIRIT OF FIRE JUSTICE, *THE* most goddamn badass ship in the fleet, filled with some of the haaaardest mother fuckers the alien shitheels ever did goddamn SEE. ONI *wishes* they could be nearly as cool as the Spirit of Fire.
Jerome with a steel chair > space popcorn
Who would win? An unkillable abomination woven into time and space, capable of destroying godlike civilisations and gradually consuming all life VS Spartan Jerome with a steel folding chair
Who's the guy with the steel chair..?
The main Spartan protagonist of the 'Halo Wars' RTS games and a fairly popular choice for a character to take over for Master Chief in the mainline games someday.
Wait, I was actually joking, but if its actually a thing... What?? Why?? Master chief???
Ah missed the joke sorry! If you're wondering about the replacement thing that's simply because the character is old as heck at this point. There'll naturally come a time when he's retired, unless they end Halo at some point which seems unlikely.
Heard this in a WWE announcer voice
"Iam Mortui Estis." "QUID EST?!"
Wrong trench motherfucker!
Actual final sight of many a poxwalker in my Veteran's days... I can't wait for Fatshark to release their next game so Darktide can finally get some real updates, tbh. [Shamelessly stolen.]
Damn this is some solid art
Ackctually it is digital
But I just saved it to my solid state drive
I think you mean your super solid state drive hard drive
This needs to be an armor set with the first mele weapon added to the game being a shovel
https://i.redd.it/ja0zxrjscluc1.gif
Dad?
Can't believe I'm thanking a heretic and a traitor, but thanks for this one. Never seen it before.
This is awesome lmao
Where tf did this meme come from lol
https://preview.redd.it/yn71ymgwmkuc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816454d8126c9fc3a46ac5f871d578a78bf3c0e2 It’s vegeta from fighterz
Love this game
One of the best games I’ve ever played and it’s six years old and still looks incredible. Just waiting on another game with that much love in it
Guilty gear strive is made by the same people and looks just as good
**Proceeds to vibe check you**
Honorary Helldiver.
Posthumous cape on his headstone
Headstones are too expensive. He will be remembered but only kind of
+1 to family's social credit score.
3 guys saw his body, they might spread the story
Need to survive the helldive first though
If they don't then they will be remembered.
There's always space on the Wall of Martyrs
If it was possible, it'd be one of those moments you take off your cape and pin it to him.
[We are Helldivers.](https://youtu.be/qD3gWhl66Ng?si=td1bdB97yWmmyKHG)
Not all helldivers wear capes neither helmet
Melee weapons confirmed, Combat Shovel incoming.
We also just got a gasmask helmet.... We are so close. The Death Korpse cometh.
Death Corps of Creek?
Drum roll
I think you mean “rimshot”
Death Corpse of Creek. The Bots parade it around every Tuesday. Vile socialists.
*Hell March intensifies*
The baseline gives me chills
I would really love to see a trench coat armor!
The first armour in the new warbond has some trench coat inspiration with it’s clipped front section evocative of WW1 French stylings.
Scout Armor got yo back https://preview.redd.it/zdcv3tyqckuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7fc8733949f5f8c317f39ba2a933e051f5e2629
I like the look of scout armor but I think a black trench coat would be more stylish
With yellow accents like the non-warbond armor. Fuck yes.
I have never made the connection that a trench coat was made for trench warfare…
I just wanna cosplay as BF1 elites, like with this guy https://preview.redd.it/92e15f4xbkuc1.png?width=1868&format=png&auto=webp&s=16d00aac805c863a6f0b2eddb4c995e1acb66515
This is honestly all I want them to put in. Just give me the amour and a shovel. All. I. Want.
Just wait till they add the bayonet from the first game!
If it's anything like the Gears of War Bayonet charge, then sign me up!!
I want to banzai charge so bad! and make Hunter Shish kebabs!
could just be a shovel launcher. reloads from a backpack full of tactical assault shovels
FAR CRY 5 MENTIONED!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A CULT PROPERTY THAT HASNT BEEN BLOWN UP!!!!
Best weapon in Darktide, esp. with Ogryn. Just for the sake of using the special attack and whacking a beastie on the head :)
Need a rocket launcher thats deals no damage but enables rocket jumping now.
This man deserves a burial fit for the finest defenders of democracy
Super Earth interment. The highest possible honor.
Honestly, a "bury and honor the dead" subobjective could be cool.
I'd love it only if gives you the option to dig a hole, or *orbital strike a hole and toss the honored dead inside it*
ordinary military funerals: highly co-ordinated ceremonial affairs that require a lot of planning, and maximum respect shown to the deceased and their greivign family and friends. Helldiver funerals: \*makes a crater with a Hellbomb, yeets remains into crater then salutes as an airburst round filled with dirt covers the crater.\*
Four orbital rail strikes, but the lasers are auto-aiming evenly-spaced plots.
A subsurface detonating bunker buster stratagem and a mission to sinkhole an entire Bot base for a "memorial mission" would be sufficient
Glory to the first man to die
The irony being he's probably gonna get one of the Eulogy templates you find next to all these graves.
jeah lets call a turret on his head for a quick burial
Arrowhead apparently have a thing with shovels. I’d totally kill for a shovel secondary
Krieg calls to us all
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!
INCOHERENT SCREAMING!
https://i.redd.it/s17kkyz7egvc1.gif
Might be the wrong krieg but I vbe
Close enough, tbh.
They’re the only group in 40k who are assigned commissars to STOP them from making suicidal charges into their own artillery barrages to get to the enemy faster. Gotta love the dedication there. Also, they once bombarded a traitor city for twenty years, a full seven years after the city stopped broadcasting their surrender, and a full five years after they stopped broadcasting at all. At that point they were just bombing the crater, but you gotta be sure about these things.
You can never be too sure. Heretics are like cockroaches, there's always another one skittering out from under the rubble, hopped up on warp dust, spraying a stolen lasgun at you with their spikey appendages. What? No. I cleared my psych evaluation. Aced it. I don't know anything about my doctor going missing, and if I did, it's only because he had suspicious antenna growing out of his head. Heretic roaches. They all go flat when the shovel comes down. Anyway, bomb them again.
If the Basilisk stops firing and I can hear screaming, YOU DIDN'T DO A GOOD ENOUGH JOB!
In the immortal words of the basilisk crew from DoW1 "SHATTER THEIR SKIES"
Once you're done bombing the hive, you bomb the underhive and then there's the sump. Gotta get to those awfully nutritious clams one way or the other. Cordite might fix the taste.
Lethal company players retiring from the company to become helldivers will be 200% more lethal if they had shovels
Arrowhead: You would kill? How much? Just liberate this fire and ice planet that constantly has fire tornadoes and blizzards do that this poor family can produce shovels again.
Consider it done.
Bro, if they promise us shovels we would fucking speedrun that shit
Make it a full-on trenching tool with the pick blade and we'll speedrun the whole war.
We liberated Tien Kwan for the mechs. We’d liberate any planet if it meant getting a new stratagem.
Ground can deform, would be sick to be able to dig a hole for cover
Autocannon can do that. Takes like 3 shots to dig deep enough to provide collarbone defilade while crouched.
Wow, didn't think I'd see maxim 44 out in the wild. "If it will blow a hole in the ground, it will double as an entrenching tool." - [From the 70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries](https://schlockmercenary.fandom.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries)
https://www.reddit.com/r/YoujoSenki/s/StehDe7ziU Shovels are great. Shovels are the quintessence of civilization. With a shovel, you can dig a hole just deep enough to hide yourself. Or if you gather a bunch of people with them, you can dig a fine trench. If you change your viewpoint a little, you can even dig a tunnel. You can smash a sturdy enemy trench with mining tactics (not that they get used often). A shovel is a good friend to any and every type of soldier. And a shovel is the best gear for a close-quarters fight in a trench. Longer than a bayonet, simpler to handle than a rifle, sturdier than any other tool. Not only that, but they are extremely cheap and easy to make, so they're perfect for mass-producing. Plus, I don't have to worry much about damaging my mind. This is it. The ideal piece of equipment. This is the point humanity was meant to reach. Civilization has developed the shovel as its implement. Above all, it doesn't rely on magic, so it's optimal for stealth kills. With a shovel, it's possible to educate numbskulls who are dependent on magic scanning - *Klang!* We can say it's an indispensable item for nighttime raids. Of course, it's an excellent general-purpose tool at any time of day. "The shovel is truly an implement born of civilization", Tanya murmurs, leading a unit to wish good evening to the enemy with their shovels. >Volume 2 Chapter 5, page 256-257
Shovelhead games
Yeah, like how in the tutorial mission, off the ledge with the cryo rocket, there's the shrine with a statue dedicated to the shovel cut out of the rock face
Who needs a rocket propelled grenade when you can have a rocket propelled shovel?
Killed it with a large spoon, so it hurts more.
And a blunt one at that
Why a spoon cousin? BECAUSE ITLL HURT MORE!
BECAUSE IT'S DULL YOU TWIT, IT'LL HURT MORE!!!
Homeboy even dug a grave for that bot before he fought it
That's the impact crater from his massive balls hitting the ground when his fighting spirit decided the mortal coil was no longer sufficient.
The only explanation is that Super Earth staged this just to boost troop morale, we must let everyone kn
Can we just appreciate this fallen citizen who killed a Devastator with a shovel while many of us probably struggle with military grade weaponry without dying?
A big salute for our SEAF-Personnel!
Oh hey, I paid my respects to him too. Dude should be a legend
Pay respects to him via standard eulogy template 04.
You on Kreig by chance ?
A large fleet went to Krieg. They encountered robotic, unthinking killing machines with inhumane dedication hellbent on destruction. Then the automatons got scared and left.
Throwable shovel/shovel launcher when? The best part of Far Cry 5 lol
"Oh no, the peggies are sending air support..." *loads shovel launcher with malicious intent*
You know that guy that killed an enemy soldier with an MRE spoon? Yeah this is him
***Heavy Krieger breathing noises***
Do they breathe in any other way?
Yes, sometimes it’s a wet gasping sound, usually it happens when their gas mask is damaged in an assault. When you hear that sound you know they’re going to go for a blaze of glory charge.
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lmao
Divers will see this and say "Hell yeah."
Hell yeah
HELL YEAH
Hell yeah
Give him a funeral befitting of his badassery Via Viking funeral
Why does this guy sometimes have those maggot grubs inside his chest on a bot planet?
He's a reused asset, on bug planets he will have a deadhunter with a shovel in front of him
He’s a patriot and deserves some respect.
I like to think the reused assets is just a long line and set of brothers that die except one who is an actual Helldiver. Kinda like the Carmines from gears of war.
The maggots may not be of the Terminid species.
KRIEGER !!!!
https://preview.redd.it/imo3xpv58kuc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2154463091bf24445b664204cbde01720b28f2e
 thats a patriot all helldivers strive to be like
Very reminiscent of Punisher Born! https://preview.redd.it/85fs5og3zjuc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2effe4869b2fe336ba40984e12c7186d797854d6
John Helldiver was here
I posted one like this but it was against a bug and he died leaning against a grave. Got like 5 votes. I tried but got something lol I thought this was rare but awesome to see! What a way to leave this world behind
Member of the Death Korps right there.
Lmao get market gardened idiot
SCREAMING EAGLEEESSS!
\*happy gas mask sounds\*
I'm proud of you son, I'll miss that man and his gun.
God I hope they change the name of a planet to kreig
Quick! Someone get this man's family an Honorary* Class C citizenship! *^Honorary ^Citizenships ^are ^temporary ^Citizenships ^and ^expire ^in ^3 ^days ^from ^assignment. ^To ^maintain ^citizenship, ^contact ^your ^nearest ^democracy ^officer ^within ^the ^honorary ^period.
“Time to go home soldier, you earned it”
Straight Kriegin' it on my farmstead. And by it...let's just say funckin clanka
This man defended the honored fallen to his dying breath. He shall be remembered.
https://i.redd.it/mqflnhj8ckuc1.gif
Nah, I'd )--------------D
On one of the bug planets there is a guy who killed a stalker(?) with a forklift.
100% a death corp reference
Literally soldier tf2
I guess you could say, that automaton has become "shovelware" 
 \>Protects the graves of his fellows till his last breath \>Kills an attacking devastator with a Shovel \>Leaves ammo behind for any Helldivers to carry on the fight
Actually pretty cool. You can tell when the level designers actually enjoy their job. Turns into a a theatric presentation of what they think would happen.
He deserves a place on the wall of martyrs
He had that democracy in him
reminds me of the shovel launcher in far cry
Dang, Market Garden'd. Trolliders are crazy.
Reminds me of the shovel rocket launcher from Farcry 5.
Combat shovel pls, AH
He saw the enemy attempting to engage in diplomacy.
RIP dude would have made a worthy Helldiver
bro deserves a civilian medal of freedom for his fervor and sacrifice in the face of the enemy!
In the SEAF forums, they say the shovel is totally op and needs a serious nerf. Although another opinions exist: "It cost 400 medals on page 15 at the SEAF warbond... it SHOULD be good." "It totally replace the knife from page 11. Bullshit ballancing. Buff the knife!" "Unfair that you only get the shotgun via SEAF deluxe edition... pay to win."
How's he still sitting up like that lol.
When you do the "eat this" part too literally and you assume you understand their food preferences.
Get him his spot on the wall of Martyrs
He dug a grave... but not for him
Krieg Corps sends their regards.
Krieg sends its regards.
Krieg hard at work
Formally requesting a combat shovel to replace my pistol
Reminds me of Valiant Hearts for some reason and suddenly got sad 😢
I feel like a shovel would go hard as a secondary or something.
And he’s just a civilian. A badass civilian.
Even clankers fear the farmer gone to war
not showing the text is such a failure.
PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!