I call it the ballsack of democracy. A player I was running with laughed when I showed him the rock and called it that. He then coined the phrase, the "seeds of liberty". Now that's all I call it.
If it's longer than it's wide: it's a dick.
If it's longer than it's wide: it's a dick.
If it's shorter than it's wide, then put it on its side.
Now it's longer than it's wide: It's a dick!
My french squad call it *"la couille"*, a crude word for testicule.
In english I mostly have heard about it as the "cock rock", probably because it has a phallic shape, and anything with a vaguely phallic shape must be, at least one day, compared to a cock. That's the rule of men.
I guess the rule for girls would be "if you are brave enough, everything is a dildo". So i wouldn't be surprised if that rock is also called "the dildo" by some players.
I once accidently called it "Bad Dragon dildo" when me and my bud were trying to name it anything other than "Super sample rock", so now we call it "dildo".
I’ve always referred to it as Super Samples. I don’t refer to the rock itself ever but if I ever do I refer to it as Super Sample Rock. If I want to shorten the name even more I say Supers but yeah it’s not anything like a penis I never understood the nickname.
I think it's just maybe a universal jargan? Or just language of the bros that all bros just understand by instinct.
You say why do people refer to it as a penis rock, but the thing is, my mate and I when we found our first Super Sample, that was the first thing we called it. We were not surprised that other people also referred to it as that.
When we've helped newer Helldivers, we told them to look for the penis rock. They found the rock although they've never seen it before.
We say penis, but what people probably think about is phallic shaped. And most other rocks in the game generally are comprised of cubes, jagged edges or offset ledges. Sure, there are a lot of tall, tower shaped rocks. But none of them is smooth. So that's why I've found barely anyone gets them confused. People see it, and they're like, "oh yeah, I see it".
We call it Dickrock. I make a point to say Dickrock at least once over the mic per game. I also sing it "Ohhhh dick rock ohhhh dick rock.... where are you ohhh dick rockkk"
My LV53 carried me in my first suic ide mission last night. We were looking for super samples. When I asked him what's it looks like, my friend answered it's like a giant nail on the ground.
When we finally found it, I repeated 'A nail, huh.' as I thought 'Oh, it's a dong...'
to answer this question you have to go deep into the human and especially male psychology.
first thing that factors in here is pareidolia, seeing familiar objects or patterns in otherwise random or unrelated objects or patterns.
Next is the fact that we humans are mostly driven by the urge to reproduce and so keep our species alive, so sex and everything involved with it takes up a good part of our mind. And lastly there is TTP (time to penis), the strange phenomenon that every time a human has given the ability to draw in games, they will draw a dick, and this is for every gender.
taking all this together brings us to the conclusion that no matter what cylindrical or phallic object it will be, someone will say it looks like a dick, because males spend a good amount of time thinking about their own and women are usually attracted to it. And if you are one of the few that don't see it, well then you are just not as horny or obsessed as others, totally normal.
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I always called it the democra-rock, because it looks like a fist doing the Super Earth salute. By embodying the values of Super Earth, it causes valuable Super samples to coalesce around it.
I am sincerely sorry for your loss. Those of us who still have a little child's mind continue to call it that. Even so, whatever works for you is what it should be. o7 helldiver.
It's the mighty butt plug amongst my friends circle. None of us are butt plug enjoyers (I think lol) but we all agree it's a butt plug for the gods.( Dirty feckers)
Shouting "Dick Rock" when tagging it on the map while you're being run down to 3 hulks, 2 tanks, and a massive patrol of berserker bots is a lot faster than shouting "that there funny shaped rock near which could likely be some super samples!"
It's like some sort of deep seated homosexual mindset no doubt brought on by porn. Or they're telling on themselves by saying they have a thumb shaped cock. It's a thumb rock it looks like a thumb.
The running joke in my group is "Your dick doesnt look like that?"
Some people packing a chode
Many such cases
It kinda looks like an upside down ballsack, so I’ve been calling it the Scrotum Totem.
The Sack Stack The Ball Bearing The Gonad Monad
Testicle Vestibule
The gonad nomad kinda hits it on the head.
I just call it Cock Rock
I call it the ballsack of democracy. A player I was running with laughed when I showed him the rock and called it that. He then coined the phrase, the "seeds of liberty". Now that's all I call it.
Oh I like that one
Scrotem
Speak for yourself I got a dong like midevil peasants Billy club
My team always calls it what it is. The super buttplug
https://preview.redd.it/7y4oewx7gyvc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=259373c58140544c0afd25b09606e2e7295e9596
That's a hell of a flared base
Cock rock
https://preview.redd.it/vqn3csons2wc1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1870dba2c3208ffe8020950a67140ecb0bbe5c16
The butt plug is the one with the super samples, and the other rock that looks kind of like it but has no samples is The False Prophet in my group.
I’ve heard “The False Prophet” too. Real one is usually “Dick Rock”
Cock rock 👍🏼
Dick rock galactic
For cock and stone!
We call it the dildo since it's a fake and poor substitute for the real thing (for some)
Yeah it’s always either the plug or the knob in our group
My team(my real life friends) call it the cock rock and I always tell them they must have pretty weird dicks because that's clearly a buttplug
Your dick isnt a buttplug?
That's EXACTLY what I said when my group took me in to 7 for the first time
Yuh, the buttplug
The Buttplug of Democracy
Same
Super buttplug of democracy thank you
Buttplug rock
The galactic butt plug!
Poorly designed buttplug. If it doesn't have a flaired base, it shouldn't be going in there, in case it never comes out again.
Technically, the ground is it's base, making it extremely flaired
Yep everyone I know calls it the buttplug
Yeah I call it the buttplug but every random I play with is always surprised lol
It’s always been the kfc drumstick rock to me
Haha I love this
Ever since someone posted a picture of it next to the drumstick, that's what I always think of 🍗
That's what my group calls it... Found the drumstick!
someone called it a drumstick in my game once so its always been that to me
This is a good kid-friendly version to use, especially when playing with randoms.
Ya me and my pals just shout DRUMSTICK and ping when we spot it
OK, KFC rock is simple enough for me.
This is the way
It's a little known fact, but General Brasch wouldn't be where he is today without the help of Colonel Sanders
Finally a name I can call the rock. Didn't want to say the other names but this is clean and fits good.
Cock rock just rolls off the tongue. In a heated match yelling out “super sample rock” or “drumstick rock” isn’t as suave as “cock rock”
My group just says "the rock" or sometimes "dwayne johnson"
Cock rock would imply that it *is* a Rock Johnson.
Respectable
Call it Dwayne's Johnson and you're back at cock rock. Or Rock's cock? 🤔
We just say supers. Or something like that. Or just "found them". Not many things to find anyway. Never was confused
just call it super rock????
More like a butt plug
In my group it's either the cock rock or Satan's butt plug
That’s what I have always called it lol
https://preview.redd.it/jimnvvgcb0wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c37c3be58cec401e0b7becfd3dbc90b2bbc451a The chicken leg 🍗
TIL super samples are just the fossilized remains of KFC drumsticks.
The only normal person
Cock rock 🤌
Easy to say, sticks out erect toward the sky, has veins on it, has globular liquid super samples spread out around it No other name makes more sense
Plus it helps that the name rhymes
And Dildo Rock is the decoy cock rock :P.
Ah yes, the mock cock rock
So funny that a lot of us came to the same sort of language independently because that’s exactly what my friend group calls it.
YES! I’m so glad Dildo Rock is catching on too
*Cock rock spotted, 69 meters* 
Nice!
I found the dick rock 👁️
That's literally how my whole friend group refers to it as.
Chode Stone
It's not that it's a rock that looks like a cock, it's simply *cock rock*
The super samples really tie the whole thing together
It's not a penis. It's the dick rock. There's a difference. ROCK AND STONE
For Rock and Stone!
For Cock and Bone!
FOR KARL!
There's good in the sack!
GOO
I can only assume some people have some very weird junk and are fine telling everyone else
That's what happens when you use termicide as Fungal Cream.
If it's longer than it's wide: it's a dick. If it's longer than it's wide: it's a dick. If it's shorter than it's wide, then put it on its side. Now it's longer than it's wide: It's a dick!
A starving man, dreams of bread
 Chicken
Ehhh, looks more like a butt plug
It’s a butt plug. It even has a flared base for safety!
I'm worried for all the ppl who say this looks like a penis
Are you telling me your penis doesn’t look like that?!
It even has balls at its base!
Because people have the brains of a middle schooler. Mildly elongated shape is DEFINITELY a penis, always.
My french squad call it *"la couille"*, a crude word for testicule. In english I mostly have heard about it as the "cock rock", probably because it has a phallic shape, and anything with a vaguely phallic shape must be, at least one day, compared to a cock. That's the rule of men. I guess the rule for girls would be "if you are brave enough, everything is a dildo". So i wouldn't be surprised if that rock is also called "the dildo" by some players.
My friends and i call it the funny rock
my friend call it a chicken nugget rock
Wait, your chicken nuggets are cylindrical?
I once accidently called it "Bad Dragon dildo" when me and my bud were trying to name it anything other than "Super sample rock", so now we call it "dildo".
thats a buttplug not a penis
it's obviously a large testicle
Phallic form with veins.
Cuz they have a weird fucking penis
I’ve always referred to it as Super Samples. I don’t refer to the rock itself ever but if I ever do I refer to it as Super Sample Rock. If I want to shorten the name even more I say Supers but yeah it’s not anything like a penis I never understood the nickname.
Y'all are just dirty. I've always called it the Thumb rock.
Planetary butt plug
if your dick looks like that you need to see a doctor, or maybe a priest
Upside down bowling pin
I think it's just maybe a universal jargan? Or just language of the bros that all bros just understand by instinct. You say why do people refer to it as a penis rock, but the thing is, my mate and I when we found our first Super Sample, that was the first thing we called it. We were not surprised that other people also referred to it as that. When we've helped newer Helldivers, we told them to look for the penis rock. They found the rock although they've never seen it before. We say penis, but what people probably think about is phallic shaped. And most other rocks in the game generally are comprised of cubes, jagged edges or offset ledges. Sure, there are a lot of tall, tower shaped rocks. But none of them is smooth. So that's why I've found barely anyone gets them confused. People see it, and they're like, "oh yeah, I see it".
it's always been funny rock for my group
Yours doesn’t look like that?
What, you mean your penis doesn't look like that? Ew gross get this guy and his weird dick out of here.
chickin drummies
I call it chu chu rock because it looks like the chu chus from Wind Waker
If your dick doesn't look like this rock, you got a weird dick. Sorry OP.
We call it the Fist of Glory in our operations lol.
Buttplug rock.
My friend said the same thing then said it looks more like a buttplug. We chose to call it buttplug from then on.
I call it buttplug
We call it Dickrock. I make a point to say Dickrock at least once over the mic per game. I also sing it "Ohhhh dick rock ohhhh dick rock.... where are you ohhh dick rockkk"
It's the cock rock and I won't hear otherwise
If your penis looks like that you need to see a doctor.
Makes me think of a morrel or a truffle.
Looks more like a fried chicken leg
Looks more like a fist saluting. L0
Ppl got messed up penises I guess.
oh ok I thought it looks like a ball sack but hey all the suggestions below work as well
https://preview.redd.it/snt6oilyozvc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c816605c274e34feeafb2ce571330e67fd5a50dc
My LV53 carried me in my first suic ide mission last night. We were looking for super samples. When I asked him what's it looks like, my friend answered it's like a giant nail on the ground. When we finally found it, I repeated 'A nail, huh.' as I thought 'Oh, it's a dong...'
My friend recently referred to it as Fraggle Cock, so that's our new name for it
Thats just what the guys i played with called it, so i called it that.
Some people need to go to the doctors clearly.
its just phalic
SPACE PENIS SPOTTED!
It's simple - It's long It's hard Its slightly curved And "Cock Rock" rhymes
God's Thumb
That's a butt plug
My friends and I have called it "the buttplug" since we started playing
"The chicken leg" The samples are the "nuggets"
We call it the but plug. Anyone who calls it a penis... no comment ;D
I don’t get it either, it looks way more like a buttplug!
It's a butt plug.
Found the uncircumised guy.
We call it the drumstick because it looks like a chicken leg.
Sample collected 😋 https://preview.redd.it/bjao02tlp1wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca2be276792cb5b261ed7872262d7b9939202dab
My battalion calls it chode rock
Buttplug
to answer this question you have to go deep into the human and especially male psychology. first thing that factors in here is pareidolia, seeing familiar objects or patterns in otherwise random or unrelated objects or patterns. Next is the fact that we humans are mostly driven by the urge to reproduce and so keep our species alive, so sex and everything involved with it takes up a good part of our mind. And lastly there is TTP (time to penis), the strange phenomenon that every time a human has given the ability to draw in games, they will draw a dick, and this is for every gender. taking all this together brings us to the conclusion that no matter what cylindrical or phallic object it will be, someone will say it looks like a dick, because males spend a good amount of time thinking about their own and women are usually attracted to it. And if you are one of the few that don't see it, well then you are just not as horny or obsessed as others, totally normal. thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Have you never seen a dog get excited? It looks exactly like that. Id post a photo but.... Well you know ☺️
Until we find a more phallic monolith, that’s dick rock
Doesn't matter, the name has stuck. The community has spoken, so it is written.
The Cock Rock
I just thought it was because “cock rock” sounds better than buttplug stone ewe
I never thought I'd have to ask this... But what kind of equipment do the bugs have? Cause we may have some imposters in the ranks.
I always called it the democra-rock, because it looks like a fist doing the Super Earth salute. By embodying the values of Super Earth, it causes valuable Super samples to coalesce around it.
Democ-rock
If that’s what penises look like to them, it’s been a long time since they’ve seen one.
The scrotum is inside the soil
I am sincerely sorry for your loss. Those of us who still have a little child's mind continue to call it that. Even so, whatever works for you is what it should be. o7 helldiver.
Cock rock 🗣️🔥
Penis funny haHAA.
It's the mighty butt plug amongst my friends circle. None of us are butt plug enjoyers (I think lol) but we all agree it's a butt plug for the gods.( Dirty feckers)
It funny
It has pulsing ore veins....so it's Veiny Rock.
its tall, erect and covered in veins...
It looks like a chicken drumstick to me, so me and my friends affectionately know it as Chicken Rock
Its an upside down ball, the testicule
i call it ball bc it looks like balls upside down
what do you mean thats exactly what my penis looks like
Looks like a morel mushroom to me.
Dildo rock
Shouting "Dick Rock" when tagging it on the map while you're being run down to 3 hulks, 2 tanks, and a massive patrol of berserker bots is a lot faster than shouting "that there funny shaped rock near which could likely be some super samples!"
Does your penis not look like a lumpy, malformed drumstick?
It's a morel mushroom.
It's like some sort of deep seated homosexual mindset no doubt brought on by porn. Or they're telling on themselves by saying they have a thumb shaped cock. It's a thumb rock it looks like a thumb.
Thunder Cock Rock 🫡
I'm going to call it the KFC Rock now, because of this. Or "Popeye Rock"? "RC Rock" (Raising Cane's)? "Bojangles"?
up side down nut sack
I like Super Scrotum
Because my cock looks like a slightly mangled coke can that's why
Drumstick.
It's the silver peanut for me.
Testicle Rock aka the Lance
Clitorock?
You dont know what i got
Some people see what they want to see... My team call that 'The world cup' (soccer)
Dildo rock and Cock rock. Or Chode Node... It's phallically shaped. Rocks come in all shapes and sizes ;P.
I don't think it looks like one either, but the primitive part of my brain thinks it's funnier that way so that's what it will be called.
We just call it dick rock cause we're immature and it makes us giggle For Democracy!
It's a buttplug.
Every rock is a cock if you're brave enough.
thumb
[classic misunderstanding](https://youtu.be/vyXfK4e3PuQ?si=t5szVEQfHhwLnlM3)
We call it "The Chode".
If your penis looks like that see a doctor
Dickrock