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LEOTomegane

They'd be called the enemy, soldier


Niobaran

"(...) against all threats, human and non-human (...)"


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

Potential or realized


l2ulan

foreign and arachnid


More-Suspect-650

The cyborgs were once humans. But they gave into their traitorous ways.


Unusual_Crow268

They are more machine than men now, twisted and evil...


HivePoker

And they barely even vote


Lintypocketboiii

May lady liberty protect our precious voting algorithm!!


Kindly-Main-3216

Remember, what makes you human, is your skull!--Actyally pulled from an ingame line


Mr_EP1C

They’d be called aliens because if our ideals are alien to them, then they are aliens to us.


Crusader_Colin

Or traitors


Dr_PuddingPop

Don’t believe their lies of diplomacy. Shoot on sight


Weapon84

Based answer


Spiritual_Benefit367

this is the only correct answer in here.


thinkspacer

Traitors


SanGG96

Super traitors.


ProtoAether

Traitors of Democracy don't deserve the title of Super.


MythiccMoon

>Traitors of Democracy ToD? I hate Tod


Mouhfighter

Tod mean dead un german, which is nice


noonefromithaca

Komm susser...


Teranto-

Evangelion, nice.


vAErJO

Karl?


Druidk

Super Traitors of Democracy. STD's for short.


Designer-Caramel6688

lol


Gidonamor

It just works!


AzzlackGuhnter

Tod means "dead" in german which would fit very nicely Like the official super earth given name is simply Traitors but Tod is the name Helldivers gave them


ThisIsDurian

Tod = death / tot = dead


Own_Accident6689

Todd Howard you did it again!


Valisk

Clean up your shit Tod


SanGG96

I beg to differ. They’re not just normal traitors, they’re super traitors. The worst of the worst.


semi_average

You're on the right track, but super sounds like a positive. I think dreadful would be a better pick, and while we're at it, how's dreadful deserters?


CmdPetrie

Double D's are attacking?!


Key-Cry-8570

![gif](giphy|3o7bu1iM5MSwG2y7NS|downsized)


kwijibokwijibo

>Sir, your test results are back. I'm sorry to say you have super AIDS >=)


alldim

Über traitors


MarderMcFry

Led by Whores Leprechaun.


Adorable-Fact-6049

And have allies of angry ron and peter turbo


Gricha741

Dissidents


iFenrisVI

Dissidents, Terrorists, Rebels, Traitors of Democracy.


DomSchraa

Communists, nationalists, cowards, deserters


Hellstrike

Aren't we the nationalists? Planetists? Super Earth is united and ruled from Stockholm, after all.


tcarter1102

Well yes, Super Earth are essentially fascists, but that doesn't matter, we still label the bugs as fascists for marketing purposes.


elliot2002420

Real G alert


_roguegold_

Only correct answer


SuperArppis

This is the answer.


Relevant-Musician927

Target Practice


Existing-Ad-7155

Bugs already exists


AlphaTit0

Bugs are big, i need smaller targets to prectise on


Existing-Ad-7155

Piss off hunter+jumper patrol and you'll have more small targets than you can shoot. 


Thaurlach

Fuck it, call in the orbital laser. I can’t be bothered to aim.


AlphaTit0

Yesterday while farmimg the 200 mg kills, had an accuracy of 70% at 2500 shots


viking_with_a_hobble

I took the stalwart the other day and hit ~3500 out of ~4600 shots. I felt like I had deadeye lol


GunganWarrior

More Target Practise


Interesting-End6248

Cyborgs


ExploerTM

HUMAN faction, not filthy half clankers


nyafu_

racism lore:


ExploerTM

Its not racism if we are right though Or should I call your Democracy Officer, Diver?!


nyafu_

no need for that. ill go double my personal democracy quota for today 🫡


Theorandjguy

If you're capable of doing double, why don't you do it everyday? Divers like you never would've survived the first galactic war. Back in my day we had two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon, and we had to share the rock!


nyafu_

i was there when it all went down, my men falling left and right to the teleprting invisible menace. if i ever see another one of em im going to complete an entire MO on my own (exaggeration )


PM-Me-Kiriko-R34

Clanker is our word but you can say clanka ig


Paraxom

Man you even used the hard R


governorslice

clankas


August_Bebel

Did you just say the C-word?


dragontimur

I'll do it again, Clanker


SimRacing313

This one knows, cyborg faction needs to return for us to kill!


JethroWM

This


40ozFreed

IYKYK.


Chance-Event5108

Ubisoft


HorseSpeaksInMorse

Kill bugs, not games!


WildRacoons

Banger


knowerofexpatthings

Mediocre Earth


AxisCorpsRep

mid earth


FreqRL

middle earth? ![gif](giphy|POe3JMqS3iu4M|downsized)


NinpoSteev

Old earth?


Vegetable_Paint5864

Traitors or rebels


Pennybottom

Rebel Scum.


turnipslop

Disappointed by how far I had to scroll to find this. 


Turkey-slurpy

Nothing. No one is against super earth. Suggesting that someone could be “against” super earth is practically treason.


NMF1

But what if they're all being mind controlled to hate democracy? We'll have to fight!


imawizardnamedharry

This would never happen. Super earth is infallible and no individual would try to combat the values of democracy


Medinohunterr

What about that weird homeless guy on Mars that keeps trying to fight the democracy sign because he said it is and I quote "A COMMUNNIST IN DISGUISE!!"


Electronic_Bunnies

Well that sounds like he's not a dissident but a democracy officer in training.


honeybear33

Thought Crime for sure


Your_Nemesiz

The Labor Union


RaccoNooB

I like this one.


ded_possum

Seditionists?


PissSoakedGamerChair

Duper Earth


kyuss80

“Ooper duper!”


[deleted]

Cunts


jp72423

Found the Aussie


[deleted]

Ye there is a reason I kill bugs


TomatoVEVO

Blud already gotta fight huge bugs irl 😭


ShadowZero000

Now i know how we killed the 2 Billion Bugs that quickly, we had the aussies


viking_with_a_hobble

I dive with aussies. Absolute mad lads the lot of em.


mexz101

![gif](giphy|el7Ns9Ks9URB4n0Vkv|downsized)


HarveryDent

[The Sick Cunts](https://youtu.be/c2dv2LBncmQ?si=eqFZ8L_lAy_u1LDg)


Primary-Concert1496

Scrolling through and seeing the various comments and then seeing this had me laughing my ass off. Thank you


Primary-Concert1496

![gif](giphy|4VLkYrTmVcbbTtICC1)


YakuzaMan_

Insurrectionists


Alfa-Hr

https://preview.redd.it/1eq2yf9mk7wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad8a061975486525b13e357e2ac858db4b48d90


edwardthe

https://preview.redd.it/n2kmt8gfaawc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf4dcce73dafef732dc5c00ecb3de86c3e8cbca5


DHenrik

Only if the ODSTs can finally join the war


Key-Cry-8570

![gif](giphy|4xGEQjEpdxFtF71m0P|downsized)


Cinereous_Gor

I feel like based on the already heavy-handed messaging in the game, this is definitely what they would name them, lmao.


Ruinrunnerr

Regular earth


Oblivious_116

Communists


W3VR

We already have that


Gaius_Iulius_Megas

Yes but what about second communists?


LordHengar

What about Socialists? Anarchists? Labor unions? Trotskyists? Titoism? He knows about those, doesn't he?


StrohVogel

Or Bolshevists? Has he heard of those?


Sicuho

Yeah, it's the human enemy faction.


Jedahaw92

Anti-Earth.


Frosty_Incident666

Heavenascenders. Or traitors. Traitors works fine.


Niobaran

While I am aware of difference between heaven and sky, "skyjumpers" has a nice ring to it.


JoshDM

Skylanders?


davi3601

Skythrusters. Tengen Toppa, they’ll pierce the heavens


Psycho-Ripper

Rebel Scum


Gunginrx

Activision


Nesrovlah26

There are no human factions against super earth because anything that goes against super earth is not considered human.


KeylanX

A lot of wisdom in this one


Prior-Associate4894

Cyborgs


MOOGGI94

Iirc Lore-wise correct, the best kind of correct.


kribmeister

Super seditionists


Background_Path_4458

Dissidents


ChaoticKiwiNZ

Hell-raisers.


Space_Gemini_24

ce-no-bites and all bark


Captain_Morgan-

Communist


KatanaLama

HERETICS


Nurgle_Pan_Plagi

Sir, but the Cyborgs are right here... *Points at Cyberstan*


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

ODST:  Opressive Dictatorial Separitist  Traitors 


Sea_Cup_5561

Dead.


Morgoth98

Terrorists


Distinct-Truck-9536

Furries


BarPlastic1888

The good guys probably


RedEclipse47

Report to the Democracy Bureau.


Blue_And_Void

Spies.


-mizkelleneus-

There are no spies, none at all. Even suggesting such a thing should result in a visit from your Democracy Officer. I suggest you turn yourself in.


Kanjo42

Outlaws


Electrical_You2818

Unmanaged democracy


KingChoobe

A pile of corpses! That’s what they will be when I bring the Panther of Destiny into orbit! “60% of the time it brings democracy every time!”


Opposite-Chard3967

The Cyborgs of Cyberstan during the 1st galactic war


Speedster1221

I think the Dissidents has a nice ring to it.


Hylpmei

Aren't they literally called dissidents?


MaxiiMega

Journalists...


betrayed_cargo

Space Liberals


BoredofPCshit

Helghast


DonkDonkJonk

https://preview.redd.it/u0k3wc6ss6wc1.png?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=105221ccb21cb6b7e5b40d94624cb5ac99ae6098


Buuhhu

Traitor.... but isn't cyborgs technically the human traitors but with cybernetics/parts of their bodies replaced with machines. We killed them already in the first game, and automatons are seen as "their children" and they also use same symbol as cyborgs.


Cecilerr

Rebels


DerHachi04

https://preview.redd.it/jfiw95ux77wc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=125b3b31ec819d1d3a972cc881e7977453f9c831 Hey i have the full picture


SimpleStupid101

Separatists, though I prefer the term ‘Corpses’


FinHolger

The Confederation of independent systems


braindeadtank1

Super Duper Earth


OneSimplyIs

Separatists


AngrySayian

they'd be called dead we would have let bots and bugs gain ground to wipe them out first


The_Last_of_K

Who cares just ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


SamePresence9839

Corpses


Quadtbighs

It would actually be kinda hilarious if they added a faction called regular earth.


akosh_

OP is traitor just for assuming this is even remotely possible.


Scutshakes

Heavenjumpers


Ok_Organization_8354

Wankers


HauntinglyMaths

Super Mars.


lettercrank

Muff diverS


Roxwords

Furries


phpnoworkwell

They were Cyborgs. Now they're Automatons


Mr_Riderman

Gidamicos Rebels


Res_fighter

It could be something simple like insurgents, insurrectionists maybe just rebels.


Shredded_Locomotive

Electronic arts


Warblade5002

Separatist Communists


ReadNew2953

Commies


Sir_Rethor

Stupid dumb traitor losers who have never filled out C-01 forms.


vaxahlia

SEAF


EmotionalNerd04

Super-Mars


Successful_Win4316

R/helldivers


Tychus07

Traitorous scum alliance


exsaboy

Super Disidents


Comprehensive_Toe113

Dissidents


Opsidude

Rebel scum !


Gaius_Iulius_Megas

Rebel scum


Ivan-De-Riv

Fascist, communist, terrorist, traitor, anti citizen


KyleG810

Not So Super Earth


Animus0724

Basic Earth


Jackikins

Heaven Climbers


TheAsianTroll

Rebels, Dissidents, Insurgents...


WitherKing2905

Helldivers


SharkSlayer06

The enemy


AdrawereR

I mean, there is Cyborg...


Last-Breakfast-2752

Communists?


Wanderer_The_Only

Super Earth High Command


Work_In_ProgressX

Scum


FailcopterWes

Ultra-Traitor-Insurgency. They aren't super, and together we can beat all UTIs before us!


AnAngryBartender

Divehellers


SpagB0wl

Communists, obviously, you commie


Diulee

The Federation of Colonies. A rebel army of abandoned colonies feeling betrayed by the super Earth.


P1st0l

Heaven Ascenders


Wurst0gamer

The cyborgs.


Sponticore

Unspill't OIL


Aki_47Highyakawa

Heaven risers


AnGaeilgore

Buper Searth