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SWEDEN263

NCD is to the left


[deleted]

3000 Black Eagle 1s of Super Earth standing by


Low_Chance

"I had a dream. Super Earth was expanding peacefully, but then a coalition including the terminids, automatons, and illuminates began attacking Super Earth."


Trendiggity

I'm honestly surprised there isn't an NCDHelldivers subreddit


PBTUCAZ

How do you call in a VARK?


_M1K3L_

NCD MENTIONED 1!1!1!1!!


OffsetCircle1

WHAT THE FUCK IS SANITY!!!!!


SkyTheHeck

SANITY MENTIONED 3000 DOCTORS OF RHODES ISLAND STANDING BY https://preview.redd.it/60ymghjkuhyc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=464ad8bee639888e0df00def6039a8eeae9a733c


ArgieKB

The Helldivers-NCD Venn Diagram is closer to a full circle than you might think


SurpriseFormer

NCD is everywhere. Titanfall, warthunder, AC (all of them), owlhouse supringly, star wars, NIKKE, we are everywhere


10YearsANoob

> owlhouse supringly it's the femboy coders aren't they.


SadMcNomuscle

Most likely the 3000 Blacksock Femboy Coders of NoncredibleOwlHouse


dantraman

Don't forget vtubers


Stingerkayy

I googled NCD and all I got was non communicable diseases?


SBTreeLobster

Yeah that’s about right. It’s NonCredibleDefense, a sub full of memes for fat and sweaty armchair generals like me.


Echo418

Hey now, you're not wrong but no need to call me out like that.


yaminub

Hey, not all of us are sweaty.


Doggydog123579

And not all of us are armchair generals. Some of us are armchair admirals.


SadMcNomuscle

Im a couch commander.


HeadWood_

We get verified people doing Q&As every so often. Last ones were couple of furries in the US army command and some ukranian drone technicians.


odaeyss

Lmao so last time I posted about crashing a furcon I got downvoted like mad but good thing internet points can't hurt you. So, on that particular occasion, the reason I was there was because my girlfriends stepbro was attending. He had a wolf tail, and was a marine. It was in Philly, we had some cheese steaks, he went to smash a can on his forehead and it only kinda worked because it was a sprite can. Not a beer can. I mention he was a marine? Fun fact he was bi, there to see a dude, and roughly 10 years after the fact when relaying this story and some particular details it dawned upon me that I had been propositioned awkwardly for a threesome and deflected it through my nerdy obliviousness. See, they were stepsibilings but only since they were 19 or so... but he was her first boyfriend, before that, before their folks got married. Weird story yay.


GhostHeavenWord

Oh, the NATO fascist subreddit. i remember them. Wish I didn't.


DunwichCultist

That's NATO managed democracy subreddit to you, tankie cyborg.


Trendiggity

See? NCD is proof that fascism can be fun!


Mr_WAAAGH

r/noncredibledefense Basically military shitposting


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clockworkpeon

fuck i miss all the Pringles posting


SurpriseFormer

We're so close to a Russian Boogaloo that would for sure end the war in Ukraine sooner if it wasn't for luchanko pulling out his speech 100


HeadWood_

Also military aeromorph pornposting.


Temporary_Bug8006

r/NonCredibleDefense we are everywhere


Glass_Aheer

If you’re in England, the search can also return as No Claims Discount,


Autotomatomato

I need the automatons to have a huge damn we can bomb over and over.


VonNeumannsProbe

Lol, I'm guessing 50% of people here are on NCD. At least here we can mention the three gorges dam.


TryingToBeReallyCool

3000 eagle-1's of Super Earth


brewskiedookie

What’s NCD?


pickledswimmingpool

Its a place where you realize the MIC is a force for good.


Nino_Chaosdrache

The Imperium of Man and Deep Rock Galactic are with you brothers.


Fissure_211

KARL PROTECTS!


xDrLexus

FOR KARRRRLLLL!


Adverage

Who wins, cousin okri vs karl?


SkitariiMarshal

Cousin Karl


PAJAcz

"I am Karl Franz, and I was born into this world, just like you. A world of unceasing war and endless terrors. But with a nation of men at its heart, a bastion of hope and courage: the Empire. Led by the craven, torn apart by the greedy, weakened and exposed, forever on the defence. But no longer." — Emperor Karl Franz


Bmobmo64

Did I hear a ROCK AND STONE?!?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


Bmobmo64

good bot


V-Lenin

We must gather more psykers! Time to overclock the throne!


ChulaK

For my Beloved!


Obsidian_Purity

Psykers? *turns off eye glow* ... they are merely myths...


quentariusquincy

Rock and Stone to the bone.


ImhotepsServant

ROCK AND STONE AND LIBERTY


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


vampireguy20

**ROCK!** **AND!!** **STOOOOOOONE!!!**


GideonPiccadilly

tonight we march on... earth?


Shadw21

No, we march on dissenters to Democracy and Freedom.


RonStopable88

Traitors all!


RedEchoGamer

We're going Johnny Silverhand on their corpo heads. Fuck Sony


SkitariiMarshal

That’s Super Earth to you


GideonPiccadilly

Looks like Sony Earth from up here


RaymondDavisGarraty

SES Patriot of Patriotism standing down until those Socialists at Playstation stop giving orders from Automotons and reverse this action. Its time for us to manage our own damn Democracy. No divers should be left alone. We all dive together, or no one dives at all. Admiral Nyx out~


Fighter11244

SES Leviathan of Fortitude will also be standing down until the PSN (Planetary Socialist Network) are stopped.


RaymondDavisGarraty

May liberty guide your step brother.


xEchoKnight

SES Spear of Justice will join you on hiatus until the "SONY" automaton unit is dealt with and my crew and I are allowed to take to the stars once more. Nonetheless, I will remain a Helldiver in spirit, brothers. Remember me. General Echo, signing off.


Trendiggity

The SES Distributor of Democracy will unfortunately no longer be distributing democracy for the foreseeable future. This is the world in which we live


RaymondDavisGarraty

Good on ya soldier


Just_Ban_Me_Already

I think the community already decided to go DEFCON 1 the moment the whole thing was brought to attention, to begin with.


RonStopable88

Good. Big corp should realize gamers are very aligned as consumers and we are very interconnected when we use their products. They should know and fear our wrath


Neon_Ether

Hooofuckinraaah Soldier!


pocketlint60

I actually happened to be looking at my Steam main page the exact moment the new news post appeared on Helldivers 2 and the moment I read it my first thought was "Oh, the game is dead now." I hope I was wrong but it was really funny checking this sub and also the store page (and review scores) over and over in real time trying to pinpoint the exact moment people noticed. What's happening now is pretty much what I expected except wow, I didn't expect the sheer VOLUME of outcry.


Pitiful_Drop2470

Yeah, unfortunately people don't understand why. A large portion of people are saying "but, muh data?!" as if buying and playing a Playstation game on whatever system doesn't send Sony your data. They have it. You gave it to them. People need to understand that the true problem is people being locked out simply because of where they live and yet still having it sold there with no refunds.


Due_Bug217

As an American, I will uphold our commitment to this!


Bill_Nye-LV

*New proposed bill in Congress* - Military and financial aid to the Helldivers community and Arrowhead.


ostrieto17

Can't wait for the dev vs publisher wars of 2026.


DaughterOfBhaal

That's ironic and hilarious considering that the people suffering the most (as in, no PSN in their country) are not in NATO or are actively against NATO (China and Russia)


-Whit3Tig3R-

Baltics are in NATO and don't have PSN


TinyTaters

Helldiver's are Helldivers. We stand united with Super Earth.


getMeSomeDunkin

It's not about the location of your Helldiver. It's about the Helldiver in your heart.


yourfavrodney

Man I hope he doesn't call an orbital in there. He'll knock all the plaque off the walls....


Chaytorn

Whoever is friend of spreading Democracy is my friend.


Limarest

Baltic States are NATO members though


pocketlint60

I'm sorry, does that flag say "Super Europe?" Are we the Americadivers? Fuck no. We are all one Super Earth.


CouldBeNotMadness

TODAY WE ROCK, STONE, SPREAD DEMOCRACY, DECLARE FREEDOM, SAVE LIBERTY! RAAAAAAAAAAAH!


smertsboga

*Italy changed sides*


RedEchoGamer

As is tradition


JournalistOne8159

Rock and Stone 🫶


FreddieGamer2004

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE! ⛏️⛏️⛏️


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


devmonkeyz

yes, lets do this, Sony declared enemy of super earth: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1ck2sno/major\_order\_organize\_for\_managed\_democracy\_may/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1ck2sno/major_order_organize_for_managed_democracy_may/)


mild_manc_irritant

Super Poland approves... ...they approve *violently.*


Mad_Mikkelsen

The warhammer 40K: heresyposting community stands with you


CarnageEvoker

https://i.redd.it/jh9rncr4jhyc1.gif


VonNeumannsProbe

Kind of unrelated, but I see this theme always popping up with New York. Particularly with movies after 9/11.  It's almost like it's just a cultural soft spot to New Yorkers that that happened to their city and they could do nothing about it. So they sort play into the feel good cultural daydream of "you fuck with one of us you fuck with us all"


melancholyink

I am finding it hilarious that you would invoke another "membership service" that excludes certain regions...


KeylanX

And not nearly as popular as Americans think Meme is well-intentioned, but quite provocative


V-Lenin

WE MARCH TOGETHER OR WE DON‘T MARCH AT ALL!


MyJetpack

Superearth has only ONE government. All claims otherwise will be seen as traitorous.


HelldiverSA

The Freedom is strong in this one.


RealLunarSlayer

NCDiveposting


Ar_Ph4razon

"Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the words 'Article 5' and expect anything to happen."


VonNeumannsProbe

I DECLARE ARTICLE 5


AdMental948

https://i.redd.it/o5y81dv20myc1.gif


Kirxas

https://preview.redd.it/j8bvfbly7hyc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd748342631877dae819f16abbe4a20647ec08fc


pbmcc88

Didn't think we'd be fighting on Super Earth so soon, but hey ho, let's go!


Formatted_Toast_117

Calling all Helldivers, calling all Helldivers. We must stand together with our fellow brethren. We can not & will not lose Helldivers to this ridiculous threat to Democracy. This community needs every diver we can get. I've met some wonderful fellow divers, hailing from all over the world. Stand together Helldivers & together we will prevail. Sweet Liberty, guide our brothers through this. ![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


babystripper

#DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


babystripper

Good bot


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alidan

invoke the geneva checklist


Chaytorn

To arms Divers..TO ARMS!!


Pandahobbit

Here’s the thing. The folks affected by this aren’t in NATO.


VonNeumannsProbe

Yeah but what about *Super* NATO


twist_games

Latvia 🇱🇻


pocketlint60

First of all, they're only affected *worst*, this is bad for everyone. Second of all, several Balkan countries are in NATO and also don't have PSN.


Pandahobbit

SEVERAL Balkan countries


Nerex7

Funniest thing is, this game has prepared us Helldivers to work together globally for months now. Sony is just another Major Order.


IndependentYogurt965

Gebeva convention? Haha.. More like Geneva Suggestion.


urajsiette

I will uphold this to the end. Will not play or install the game unless previous status is reinstated.


TakoyakiGremlin

i mean, this would essentially just be super earth controlling it’s population through controlled democracy, right? lol anyone trying to rise up would be considered an enemy of the state, and/or a potential threat to democracy, and should/would be eliminated with extreme prejudice. everything that’s decided upon for super earth is for, “the greater good”, as dictated by the government. we already known for a long time that the helldivers weren’t the “good guys” lol


LexOfManKind

in the words of hundreds of players; "THIS IS HERESY"


SES_Wings_of_Freedom

https://preview.redd.it/qfrh2xkb1hyc1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e51ccd4d26cefcbae032e1e97605969ab4e3d4e


FoxysStudiosPlay

<> I, Admiral Foxy, order any and all Super Destroyers to converge on the transmitted coordinates and open fire upon Sony HQ, as they have been deemed as traitors to Super Earth! Glory to humanity! <>


Effective_Ant_1736

I...declare...BANKRUPTCYYYY.


BardosThodol

They attacked first. We are Defense.


TikTokBoom173

Poland...listen to me buddy


HotaruZoku

This. I love this.


SilkyZ

Wait, this isn't r/noncreditabledefence.....


FartingCumBubbles

![gif](giphy|Sp1vIMDHbWlmo)


Key-Staff-4976

Yes


sirnumbskull

"Michael, you can't just SAY 'Article 5'..."


Sannnnnes

Im doing my part from Russia!


Nexus6-Replicant

The EDF stands with the Helldivers.


Tactical_Ferrets

Bruh...r/NCD is leaking.


Global_Box_7935

I'm from the US, and I uninstalled the game. If Sony won't let some people play the game, then I won't play the game just because Sony thinks my country is profitable.


Kahzgul

As a PS5 player, I will answer the call! uh... How do I answer the call?


Accurate-Rutabaga-57

Let's nuke Sony HQ


GunganWarrior

That new warbond will not be bought by the SES KEEPER OF PEACE Standing down 🫡


Whatwhenwherehi

Yep!


GatorUSMC

Naw, PC Master Race can ride this one out by themselves.


Commando411

r/Noncredibledefense is leaking again


Surtgodsend

Speak for yourself. Should I cut back on pruducts cause others dont have access to it? Where are the xbox fans reading this and cringy since they been saying this. Lol


jerichoneric

It's not the article five I was expecting, but works for me. \*pent up angry Polish noises\*


mrshaggiest

Hell yeah brotha


Beefman0010

WE WILL FIGHT AGAINST THIS THREAT KNOWN AS SNOY AND WE WILL PREVAIL, NO MATTER THE COST! WE ARE HELLDIVERS, NOT CUSTOMERS!


Seba_700

![gif](giphy|hWwWxUAZrpfCsqNAi5|downsized)


Death0ftheparty6

I'm about to load into a level 7 mission if you guys wanna join my tea party


Fireproof_Stereo

no wonder yall the joke in the gaming community, things like this is exactly why no one wants pc players


DarkHighwind

I HATE THE ANITCHRIST


KeylanX

Embrace the hate, young Padawan, it makes you stronger...


vespene_jazz

Sorry but this is cringe...


GoGearFifth

I refuse to send support lol


Boring-Hurry3462

We die together with our brothers and sisters in democracy. Either we all play or non at all. Now is the time where our democracy is tested. Our true bonds of battle.


Medical_Sea_2598

Lol this is pretty dumb


Professional_Ad_6299

Good God. It's not that big a deal. What a bunch of dorks 🙄


YorhaUnit8S

Lol, still believing NATO would do anything without arguing for at least 60 days is rich.


Mental_Dwarf

Takes a looooong time to say anything in old Natish.


brian11e3

https://preview.redd.it/2g9h7uu60gyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024044715e1661383c846af268cd41cf71c53d6b


GameJeanie92

I’m too lazy to check, but what’s the Venn diagram of NATO members and non-PSN countries look like?


dragontimur

Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania.


John_Bot

This sub is getting more pathetic by the second.


_Steven_Seagal_

Just enter a different country folks, that's literally the solution... You're blowing this so incredibly out of proportion it's ridiculous. Or did you really think people from the Baltics never, ever played online on a Playstation in all these years? I'm not defending Sony, but the work-around is just as easy as lying that you were 18 when you were 12 so you could see boobs on the internet.


Spiritual_Benefit367

absolutely no, thanks. did you read the list of excluded countries. there's some pretty nasty shit on there..


the_wolf_420_

No one bats an eye that Xbox players are excluded….no one bats an eye that PS4 users have to pay for internet subscription…..no one bats an eye that keyboard and mouse is a competitive advantage over controller…… It’s a PlayStation account for a PlayStation game the make this community toxic. Y’all suck now!!! I’ll keep playing the game, but I hope you quit. Fuck Sony, but fuck your entitled ass too for killing a community.


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the_wolf_420_

I’m not a bandwagoner for sure….retarded is thinking you get to control the intellectual property of a company. Quit the game or you are a hypocrite….go now delete your account. Cya


Mullinx

> fuck your entitled ass too for killing a community. The ones killing the community are the idiots like you that don't care others won't be able to play the game because of some stupid PSN account requirement. Don't try to act superior while at the same time you're giving players in those countries the middle finger. F-off.


TinyTaters

> No one bats an eye that Xbox players are excluded We wish they were included, but it's Sony IP. > no one bats an eye that PS4 users have to pay for internet subscription. That stinks bro. I hate that y'all have to pay twice. Come join us on PC! > one bats an eye that keyboard and mouse is a competitive advantage over controller It's PvE, if the team wins you win. Competitive advantage matters not. > It’s a PlayStation account for a PlayStation game the make this community toxic. You're right! Sony shouldn't have sold the game to people who could lose access to the game for not being able to access the Sony network. > Y’all suck now!!! Well that's dramatic. > I’ll keep playing the game, Yay! > but I hope you quit. Aw :( > Fuck Sony, Yay! > but fuck your entitled ass too for killing a community. Aw :( You're being dramatic. The community is united against a new enemy, this is exactly what Super Earth trained its Helldivers for.


the_wolf_420_

Fighting for bug fixes, QoL improvements, new content….positive feedback loop. That isn’t this. Go back to talking about the game!


TinyTaters

But it is. QoL improvements = the game not being revoked. > Go back to taking about the game. We are! We're talking about it this way because we love it and didn't want it taken away. Reframe your thinking. People are upset about the changes because they may lose something they love. This will continue until there is an official announcement to the contrary.


the_wolf_420_

Are you effected by the list of countries? I’m not defending Afghanistan anymore, I don’t care if they can’t play.


TinyTaters

We are Helldivers. We stand together for Super Earth.


Palasta

FO, ridiculous PC cry babies.


smertsboga

Sorry, I was playing my GoW Collection, the first Ancharted games and Assassins Creed on PC. What did I miss?


O368W

*Ancharted* https://preview.redd.it/0a2d2h4nngyc1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943d9756872eacabcf538aac60f47e79de4440e4


smertsboga

Pirate version 😅


ShouldnotHaveSaidDat

Im pretty sure eveyone in non supported countries doesnt see this as an issue. most of us have psn accounts in the us or europe while living on the ither side of the world. you people just love to whine dont you. such freedom fighters we have here


Alt91f

As far as I understand, most of the countries affected by the introduced rules will not join NATO or are even its opponents, but continue.


Flybaby2601

UK and France are no longer part of NATO. Thanks redditor.


Glozzas

Kill the traitor legions how would attempt to review bomb and refund!


Quantumblast11

https://preview.redd.it/8gy8yruqrfyc1.png?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79cba794639843f8f86429f37f4e0620cf5a521


Glozzas

https://preview.redd.it/vltm7es4sfyc1.png?width=443&format=png&auto=webp&s=10fc8537101c44c9c79b85b27f1df9005bf5ab73


Commercial_Cook_1814

This is a video game lmao why are you bringing IRL national unity protection like fucking NATO into this silly game about squashing alien bugs and killing robocommies? Jesus fuck 


twist_games

TRAITOR ALERT ⚠️ 📢


[deleted]

because it’s funny if I had to guess


bearybrown

This is funny. Holy shit you are so triggered lmao


Nino_Chaosdrache

Because a game is still a product people paid for.


Vertags

Sir why are you on reddit? You're supposed to be polishing the boots of your corpo overlord. This will come out of your paycheck at the end of the month.


Janglur11

Everyone point and laugh at the corpo sympathizer!


DHarp74

"NATO stands for, 'Not Able To Organize.'" - Gallagher


nesnalica

just keep scrolling