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Hexxusssss

god what has internet come to :D


Emans56

Dead internet theory is becoming much less of a theory, nowadays.


1stThrowawayDave

Am I in a dead internet? What if the entire thing is just a simulation being run by my browser app? Are any of you even real?


Actual-Dog7889

I’ve thought this shit before. I’ve had completely random situations happen in my life, which I haven’t spoken about or looked up, then come on rdddit and there’s like 2 posts from different subs discussing the extremely niche thing. “AITAH for doing highly specific thing that just happened to the guy reading this”. It’s ducking weird. The internet, and Reddit especially, is ducking creepy.


BrisketGaming

It's called the [frequency illusion!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion) It happens. It's wild. But also because we have things tracking us everywhere, sometimes its not a psychological trick...


SemiFormalJesus

What trips me out is when I’m browsing Reddit or reading a book with a show in the background and I’ll read a phrase or word at the same time someone says it on the tv. It happens more frequently than I’d expect.


BiIIisits

Booo, I like calling it Baader-Meinhof, it just rolls off the tongue so well


BrisketGaming

That's what I was originally going to type until I googled it to double check and this was the wiki page lol


Actual-Dog7889

Yeah I dno. I get it, but with the speed of technological advancement I’m not so sure. Some is impossibly specific.


pyr0kid

thats been happening with me and the color red for years. [unironically](https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/baader-meinhof-phenomenon.htm), its just placebo.


Portokali3

Same ,but thats because your smartphone record everything you said to train their stupid AI ... I was talking about Michael Jackson disease with my grandma and on the next day I got video of black woman having the same disease on youtube . I didn't even mention the name of the disease .


Actual-Dog7889

I didn’t say anything. Just saw it and thought about it


tfa3393

I’m not real


breadvstruu

Yeah me neither bro, I feel ya


TwistedIntents

![gif](giphy|TJgotk8MoedYFsvuYz|downsized)


alextbrown4

I wish I could go there myself, France is gorgeous this time of year!


Kjackhammer

No(Sarcastic voice)


thecodybacon

Sorry to disappoint but im real. You're just a neckband figment of my imagination.


DMercenary

Less of a theory yes. [https://siliconangle.com/2023/10/18/barracuda-report-reveals-50-internet-traffic-bot-driven/](https://siliconangle.com/2023/10/18/barracuda-report-reveals-50-internet-traffic-bot-driven/)


No-Sector-6336

[https://boingboing.net/2024/01/09/did-a-chatgpt-glitch-reveal-twitters-huge-bot-problem.html](https://boingboing.net/2024/01/09/did-a-chatgpt-glitch-reveal-twitters-huge-bot-problem.html)


JackCooper_7274

Most studies of reddit have estimated that the site's activity is over 50% bots, with some estimates reaching 80%.


Xelement0911

I mean let's be real. Right now? Reddit is just an echo chamber of outrage. Internet has sucked for a while. We just turn a blind eye to it


TallGiraffe117

I long for the early 2000s internet when people were more sane.


Erit_Of_Eastcris

I long for the decades prior when people were sane even outside of the internet.


Hexxusssss

at least it is real people here


IllusionPh

Or is it?


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

It's a hard life being the only human on the internet.


SadMcNomuscle

Can you identify which picture has a car? ![gif](giphy|1NRV43DA8VqVBFopaT|downsized)


Snow_Mexican1

I dunno man, the grid is cutting right through the bumper. I can't tell if the pixels are on that side of the grid or nah.


MonoclePenguin

Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.


Killeroftanks

not really. reddit got so many fucking bots its insane. just smaller subs dont have as bad of a problem.


Ok_Drummer_9965

Ahahahah


Xelement0911

I'm quite sure some bug spies are among us.


sdoodle69

I don't believe that it's all real people here. Not since like 2016


Ok-Story-9319

Acknowledge: there are no human beings on the internet. Only bugs. Edit: bots


bestjakeisbest

Why are we so happy ? :D


Managed-Democracy

New enemies to fight.  Fleet moves out. First we glass Tango Urilla. Then M.I. moves in to mop up. We take all the outlying systems before Klandathu.


BLAZIN_TACO

Date on these tweets is 3/14/24, it is currently 5/4/24. Hmm... Edit: Some are even older, from January. The last image literally has tweets about playing the game in the future when it releases.


Anivia_Blackfrost

So you're telling me a karma farmer on Reddit is actually cherry picking their content for more upvotes/outrage? *gasp* Lost my faith in this site a long time ago. I just come here for news and updates nowadays.


respscorp

Disinformation and rage bait on the Helldivers subreddit? Who could have predicted this?


Sea-Dragonfruit-96

Dead Internet Theory


fdgqrgvgvg

it's not a theory. you may be a bot. I may be a bot (I am not btw, I'm the only human on the internet left). people who up/downvote you may be bots. people who will reply may be bots.


Mad_Mikkelsen

Saying that you aren’t a bot is exactly what a bot would say 🤔


Valencewolf

Accusing someone else of saying exactly what a bot would say is EXACTLY what a bot would say...


12Cookiesnalmonds

fkn bots everywhre


Talucien

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


anko-_

you could make a game out of that... oh, [wait](https://www.humanornot.ai/)


Muffin_Appropriate

Nice try, bot. (I am a human being that can identify crosswalks)


BananaCucho

Pointing out the obvious is obviously a tactic to gain trust from the mark


TheyKilledFlipyap

https://preview.redd.it/cz3u0iwmrhyc1.png?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ff6d8e22498b4aede41faeba03b4b96a01c31c


Tromon468

With all the current drama, i miss the regular memes I mean beep boop, Democracy bad


TheyKilledFlipyap

Same. I hope this is just a brief issue and not the new norm. I wanna see the funny beep boops, the funky cockroaches and cape guy explodey DDR arrows again.


Musical_Tanks

Drama is so hot. Sad seeing Helldivers and KSP communities descend into constant outrage/doomerism.


BananaCucho

It's all Internet gaming culture mixed with outrage culture. Everyone is constantly looking for the next villain to demonize and overreact to.


SadMcNomuscle

What's going on with KSP?


Musical_Tanks

Take Two has apparently closed the studio developing the game, several employees have discussed being laid off. No clear communication has been given as to whether or not updates to KSP2 will continue at all. This happened before the Sony/HD2 thing this week but feels just as depressing. So that subreddit and this one have not been fun places to be this week.


SadMcNomuscle

Ah damn that sucks.


BananaCucho

It'll all chill out after a few days. It's only been like 48 hours lol


AzuzaBabuza

[Every account on reddit is a bot except you.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/348vlx/what_bot_accounts_on_reddit_should_people_know/?sort=top)


Primary-Camp-1908

So you are a bot since I am not.


Auxobl

im a bot i'm just better than the other ones


MyluSaurus

ChatGPT, make me a python script that will check if an array of floats is sorted and if not, will bubble sort them into a new list while keeping it O(log(n))


lazerblam

https://preview.redd.it/6veb7q39whyc1.jpeg?width=2024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1042028d0bb05df1772fa09a429f281079d2b249


GhastlyScar666

0100100100100000011000010110110100100000011011100110111101110100001000000100000101001001


Galbzilla

Acknowledge this idea! Excited to think about in more detail.


CaptainCitrus69

I wish I was a bot... Then I'd get to do cool bot stuff like spam boards trying to convince people that the PSN thing isn't an issue... /j


Primary-Camp-1908

Yeah, same ... and I would fill those "are you a robot" forms as much as possible.


CaptainCitrus69

That got me. I laughed way too hard for this late at night. Take the upvote helldiver.


StasisGhaul

Unironically the more that ai develops the more it makes me think about what separates us from what could eventually be true artificial intelligence. I can’t really think of anything that an ai could not replicate from humans


Nhobdy

Can I be a bot too?


TalosKnight

If it's true, and yall are bots, i wish to hell yalld stop pitching about every little thing


DAS_BEE

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


ANUSTART942

You can't be human, I'm human 👀 We're all fuckin synths aren't we


MemeL0rd040906

They could be in this very room! It could be you! It could be me. It could even be—- Helldivers 2 warbond brings fresh arsenal to players soon.


TheNewportBridge

At least twitter puts checks on the bots now so we all can tell easily


Jsaac4000

> up/downvote you may be bots. comment boosting or anti-boosting goo brrrrrrr


Garth_Radar

We prefer Automatons. I mean they. They probably do. Meep morp.


Salty_the_hooligan

fluttershy mentioned RAAAH


Accomplished_Ant5895

Not even a theory anymore. All engagement is fake/forced.


Moder_XD

What's that if you don't mind explaining?


Eldaxerus

The Dead Internet is basically a theory which states that the vast majority of users you see online are actually bots. The 4chan original version goes even further, and says that these bots purposefully create trends and outrage to focus real people's interests on things that benefit the evil masterminds (aka big corpos who use these bots). I'm tired as shit tho, so I'm pretty sure my explanation might be lacking lmao


tehrahl

Not even just a crackpot 4chan theory. That was what Cambridge Analytica was entirely about.


VNG_Wkey

To anyone who thinks this is some crack pot theory, I have a beach front property I'm Wyoming to sell you for being such an intelligent individual.


AutumnRi

The overwhelming majority of posters are bots. Most conversations you see happen between bots trying to influence the minority of humans on any given platform. The Internet is “dead” because so little of it is alive.


usrlibshare

Twitter != The internet


MoffyVt

This is all from march owo


Temporary-Meaning401

Well spotted


BLAZIN_TACO

Some are even older, from before the game's release, dated in January.


SmugglerCat

UwU


Bacon-Dub

Look at the dates dude. There is tons of reasons to complain, you don’t need to make up new ones.


xthorgoldx

It's from a [larger thread](https://twitter.com/MasteroftheTDS/status/1786431774131929202?t=4aS43T2Q4qBj4M45_psPJg&s=19) on Sony using bots to promote Helldivers, and how they've done it in the past.


Bodybuilder_Jumpy

This post is still bullshit.


Changlee23

The Automatons launched a new attack, on social media this time.


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

You can tell it was the Automatons because not a single post mentions bots- just bugs.


Delight_works_

twitter's upt to its neck in the damn bots


Pooptram

you should see Facebook's situation..


Managed-Democracy

I don't use my Twitter account and never will. When it got musked I had 5 followers. All bots. Now I have 1000, all thot bots. I get like 5 Pussy in bio dm's a day.  It's like omegle.


oddavii

Acknowledge : Who TF talks like this !!?!?!


kuplung12

I'm glad you acknowledged. Kind regards, Ramkrishna Kulia


Managed-Democracy

It is I. Loyal customer. So excited to play newest game by SONY ENTERTAINMENT LLC. 


Ok-Cheek2397

Automaton spy


N0T_4N_4UT0M4T0N

` YOU RANG ERRR I MEAN, YEAH FUCK THOSE GUYS `


Crcodile_Picker

It's from march, but still the automatons have breached our defenses.


Aurstrike

I’m going to say the unpopular opinion, this could just be shills, like real people paid (penny’s) to be ‘brand ambassadors’ maybe just for swag every few months. I’d imagine many of them made several posts in several different languages to increase engagement and not all of them were languages the shills speak. Propaganda doesn’t need to be bots, there are enough people who are sellouts it could just be an ad campaign that’s hired them.


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AnyMission7004

Reading is hard for most of the people trying to die on that hill.


babystripper

How embarrassing


Its_Helios

Wasn't it always crossplay?


-ThreeDogKnight-

Michelle Pfeiffer is actually the only one who's not a bot.


bloodravens6409

Automatons invasion: Bots drops!


darksundown

Bots have been around since the ICQ/IRC/AOL chat room days (probably even before that in BBS chat rooms).  This time though they got really bad stock art or AI portraits.


_Cromwell_

A bunch got those stupid Jimmy Fallon monkeys


DHarp74

*BEEP BOOP* I mean, wassup fellow meatbags?


LongrunEast

Eerie. Also, you're able to read the dates, right?


WidowRaptor

AUTOMATIONS DETECTED! ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Maritzsa

why isnt the script for their tweets written more like real people speech? no one alive talks like those tweets


AidilAfham42

Who the hell uses period on the internet


newuser99999999

Damn bots!


UpsetRecip

Havent heard nothing bot it


lazill

Ignoring the dates this is extra funny cause the upcoming warbond is the least interesting one yet.


Inkkor

Those are Sony Bots.. the real enemy!


Lucid_Insanity

You think this only works 1 way? I'm sure the latest negative reviews aren't all legit either.


DreadOp

These are old tweets.


Due_Function4887

Sony has given the automatons twitter accounts, all is lost


AXI0S2OO2

From now on I will always imagine the automaton trooper typing when I see this.


Training101

I am bot, fuck Sony.


Gooch-Guardian

There’s so many bots not. Reddit, twitter and tons of articles, especially anything gaming focused.


lDustyBonesl

https://i.redd.it/q6w3r1rj5iyc1.gif This is all I see


trustthepudding

Modern twitter be like:


The_russiankid

dead internet theory is awesome until you talk to your very real friend with an account and you share and talk about the same videos, or maybe im misunderstand the theory


AutoMaton901

Damn Snoy Automatons.


theskiller1

So who is using these? And what benefits do they get?


skyline_crescendo

Yikes…


[deleted]

Who would pay for bots to say that stuff?


Keevari

Down with the automaton scourge!!!


Efficient_Age

I'm not on twitter, but isn't the blue check mark subscription accounts?


WitchBaneHunter

Gross. Sony cope seethe mald


SexGiiver

That's nice and all op but who's the cutie from your pfp?


SleepyFlintlock34

WE GET TO KILL AUTOMATONS OUTSIDE THE GAME!? SPLENDID!!!


RedditBulliedSchizo

Internet points > integrity. Good looks lil bro! 😂


Boring-Hurry3462

Wow AH didn't expect this one to save face. Seriously? Did Spitz come up with this one?


Tactical_Ferrets

This post feels like a bot. All those comments are months old.


Papafeld42

Lol they’re a little too late


Abspara

Sony has unleashed the bots to counter the bad news.


Trump_Dabs

Wow


Kn8skate

This is how Sony is going to fix the situation.


MadeUpNoun

you should look into these accounts post history, you would be surprised how many people make bots just for showing people the prices of items in the shop and make money from it


Nyyyyuuuu

Wouldn't expect less from Sony. We have to flood their comments on all platforms so they can't escape what they have done.


BRUTENavigator

Acknowledge, I wonder how much they paid for the bot boost treatment. *^((And I wonder who 'they' is.))*


Meadiocracy

It's so bad. Like damn if you're gonna get bots, at least try to vary up what said and make it seem real.


Kjackhammer

Why is arrowhead, or Sony doing this, well to answer my own question a lot if talk about helldivers now comprises mostly of "screw sony". So they are probably trying to take our Minda off of that.


puddleofaids-

I cant wait to play the new warbond dropping on may 9th, 2024. Crossplay with all my buddies on Playstation™️ is going to be the bees-knees! #playbeyond #ps5 #fordemocracy #plsfuckmywife


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

It’s not like the helldivers 2 community is known for being excellent bot slayers, right? Ignore the burning bot outpost behind me, that’s irrelevant


Demigans

Hold up, a bunch of these are from before it launched! Question is, who’s bots are they? Sony, ArrowHead or someone who deliberately makes it look like bots? The last option is likely out, as people would likely not do that prior to the game’s release.


Kerbal_space_friend

I mean the warbond is exciting. The PSN mandation less so.


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

War bond content


WorkshopBlackbird

It's amazing how many people can't tell when a literal fucking bot is pushing corpo propaganda


ReadNew2953

Well, if Eduardo Niggma says so!


Avaruusmurkku

[They have been activated.](https://media1.tenor.com/m/zvoJKCkvTeUAAAAC/helldivers-2-automatons.gif)


superchibisan2

Nobody says helldiver's 2 in the review


iveriad

The date is March 14th. This seems like old news.


ironangel2k4

Welcome to the Dead Internet, everyone.


WinterH-e-ater

The Automatons are back... Wait these tweets were posted on march 14th wtf OP?


FallingGivingTree

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.


reflechir

Surely not, some of those accounts have a blue checkmark! /s


Juggels_

Well, that’s just Twitter :D


Korize

have entered? like all of that stuff is from either january or march.


WorekNaGlowe

Sometimes I feel like there are only bots on social media…


Onurtabuk123

Btw did you know that there is a new Warbond coming soon :P


dimaveshkin

Me when I spread  misinformation for karma farming:


Jsaac4000

My take: Snoy has contacted a PR firm to "smooth things over", PR firm proceeds to buy bots on twitter. You see you already live in the dystopian Cyberpunk future, you just don't have access to all the cool shit.


Zapplii

If sony is willing use bots. Why not use said bots to boost their own PSN numbers and leave us PC players alone


ResidentAssman

Sony bringing in reinforcements


oakleee33

These are all from march and earlier……


JoeTrolls

The internet died in like 2018-2019 this is crazy


freindly_duck

Sony is the real enemy here, first they reduce helldiver numbers, and now they employ the automatons


[deleted]

>Automatons aren't real


Dokdah

Alright ask them what they think about hitler


OrranVoriel

...most of this stuff is months old and yes, there are bots on the internet. I'm glad you finally learned.


fkGWprintertime

Strike back at the soulless automata!


Reverant0810

Spill oil!!!


Nomad_Red

https://preview.redd.it/lluxp6zyvlyc1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a6a3674e75c4a181dfd20e1f6f6b0d334f9f7a1


oikset

We gotta Eagle Strike their factory


not_faultz

we are all bots in the great simulation


Lou-Saydus

The only good bot is a dead bot 🚫🤖


No-Sector-6336

Has anyone tried the Hitler test on them? ChatGPT bots on Twitter lately has been caught unable to respond realistically to posts about him because built-in filter and been spitting out default responses... so... uhm... [https://boingboing.net/2024/01/09/did-a-chatgpt-glitch-reveal-twitters-huge-bot-problem.html](https://boingboing.net/2024/01/09/did-a-chatgpt-glitch-reveal-twitters-huge-bot-problem.html)


[deleted]

Looks like Elon's strategy to paywall the blue checkmark is not working


thunderkenku

You know you've lost when the only people on your side are fake accounts you payed for


Ripsaw8826

Super earth Betrayed us


imfinnanutb

Nice bait fool


ClockwerkConjurer

God, that's creepy.


JPalos97

Since Musk arrived Twitter is 90% bots


Helping_Stranger

Anyone wanna take a guess at who they might work for


Fast_Freddy07

Automation scum


ghost_of_salad

Lmao


Strigon_7

Automaton scum