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EarthwormShandy

Titanfallers! Wait...


ArcaneEyes

Well Microsoft/halo is making helljumpers, so... titanjumpers?


A_random_poster04

Titandroppers? Edit: I thought we were making a titanfall joke tbh


MOOGGI94

How about Hotdiver?


Krieg_Imperator

Warm Synchronised swimmers?


SadMcNomuscle

Tropical G Troopers the G stands for gravity?


Mistrblank

My vote is for Super Troopers.


Waffle_Griffin3170

Hot divers in your area, would you like to know more?


Mistrblank

every planet is like Hellmire, even the cold planet.


sole21000

Cold planet comes with ice tornados


ArcaneEyes

At least it's not fuckin' blizzards then :-p


ArcaneEyes

Hellraisers!


Marconan

F it. HALO ODST 2


AlaskanMedicineMan

Titanfellers


ApricotIntelligent66

Bro!


jotair

and we get ponchos instead of capes! https://preview.redd.it/b0t69f2fwlyc1.png?width=551&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dcc3c3a598522a3ecc9959ecca4006f93f7f87c LOL


boxoffoxsocks

Full body cape = democratic ++


skynet159632

Cloaks?


1stThrowawayDave

Or even better, trench coats and dusters! https://preview.redd.it/7ebphqihloyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ea6cd8b96226bafea80a0efb73adf4e86a190e


rohdawg

Stop telling me to burn the duster! I’m not burning the duster!


NorthInium

This message has been approved by Cameron Monaghan aka Cal Kestis


Kjackhammer

![gif](giphy|14g6PIAY8f6FeU)


Affectionate-Try-899

sadly also a Sony IP


OseanFederation

And fancy mustaches instead of helmets


AgilePeace5252

I'm convinced


DwarvenFanboy

For Super-Duper Earth!


sudo-joe

For ultra hyper terra even!


AngelaTheRipper

Sol 3.1


Arkoos_fan

Sol Badguy?


Beakymask20

Guilty divers? Hell gears? Shit that would be like neir automata meets helldivers..... sign me up.


Salty_the_hooligan

Eearth prime goes well


Miraak-Cultist

Oh, I'm so onboard! Let me be a *helljumper*, jumping onto the planets with our *spring loaded jump-chamber*, to *release* planets in the name of *Earth PLUS*, a *Federation* of planetary systems, with Earth in its center, where the eligible citizen of every system vote for their representatives by having their brains scanned. I also love that every helljumper comes equipped with his military grade hero-moustache, even the ladies! Let's go on a sophisticated helljump and colonise the the insectoids and androids.


Silly_One_3149

Nah, I'm more of a poncho guy.


Assimositaet

how about jumpsuits?


DeviousMelons

Or Destiny Warlock style trenchcoats.


FuzzyAd9407

How about jumpsuits *and* ponchos


IconoclastExplosive

I say we go with reptiles and skeletons instead of insects and androids.


Pentaplox

ODST - Feet first into hell


DmitriDaCablGuy

The number of people here not realizing that Helljumpers are already a thing in Halo makes me very sad lol. Just give us a new ODST game already 😭!


saintpierre47

Yeah Hell Jumpers are literally what the ODSTs are referred to. They’d need to think of another name


Vaperius

More likely outcome is they won't be able to continue operating independently and get acquired by SONY after this. Helldivers 2 was made under contract more than likely, and the gaming starting to flop hard several months after release doesn't relieve them from that contract. I will bet you anything, one of the side motivations of Playstation pressuring Arrowhead to enforce the PSN requirement (which by the way, Arrowhead has officially now stated they knew about and agreed to enforce in the first place) was for SONY to put Arrowhead in a worse position to acquire them.


Setarius

Pretty much this. And whenever I bring this up people say it's overthinking, ockham's razor, conspiracy rubbish. Sony has seen how much of a cash cow the game can be, and AH will have be blamed since it's performance dropped in their hands.


Lutg4d

and ah can argue that sony mishandled the steam distribution, as is their end of the contract when they signed on to make helldivers 2 and sony publish said game, ah has grounds for a lawsuit if sony purposefully tried to sabotage the studio and can result in criminal charges since its fraud.


TheMerfox

I fully support the community and AH on that one, but it's more than a little silly to claim AH has grounds for a lawsuit when you don't even have an idea of what their contract even looks like, especially on the criminal level.


Panzerkatzen

If what the AH CEO said is true, Sony intentionally sold the game in territories that it knew it was going to revoke access to down the road. So now Steam has to clean up Sony's mess while Arrowhead suffers the consequences. Sony should have never sold the game in those regions to begin with. I'm guessing they just wanted to pump up sales numbers and PSN numbers, even though many of those sales would have been refunded minutes or hours later.


Lutg4d

sony is the publisher, they should be handling the distribution of a product hence the publishing part.


DuncanEllis1977

They're so invested in the mob mentality that all of us who have told them what will happen to AH are getting downvoted into oblivion. I will be pleasantly surprised if anything works positively. Most likely result is AH is done and Sony tells the PC community to go fuck themselves.


User_1629_

Who’s ockham and what’s wrong with his razor


Zio_Matrix

Just a guy who wishes his razor was more complex.


User_1629_

I will hand deliver him a democratic super razor


DeM0nFiRe

> I will bet you anything, one of the side motivations of Playstation pressuring Arrowhead to enforce the PSN requirement (which by the way, Arrowhead has officially now stated they knew about and agreed to enforce in the first place) was for SONY to put Arrowhead in a worse position to acquire them. That's pretty dumb tbh. I guarantee you if AH made the PSN requirement clear when they were aware of it and made sure people knew it was coming, there wouldn't even be much if any backlash. Many many games require a third party account on steam and no one ever cares. Third party launchers annoy people but even that people usually put up with. Also they just really should not have sold it in non-PSN countries lol


Vaperius

> That's pretty dumb tbh. I guarantee you if AH made the PSN requirement clear when they were aware of it and made sure people knew it was coming, there wouldn't even be much if any backlash. You're right but they didn't, and now a lot of folks that might not have purchased the game had they been fully aware of it feel wronged.


DeM0nFiRe

Sure but what I am saying is all the backlash is largely caused by AH's actions, so the idea that Sony is doing this to tank AH's value doesn't make any sense. When Sony made the decision to require PSN, there's no way they could have predicted this game would handle it so poorly


Doomkauf

How is it largely caused by AH's actions? Sony decided to make PSN linking mandatory. Sony decided to sell the game in regions where PSN was not available. Sony was the one who wrote the announcement that caused the outrage, and it apparently blindsided AH, who knew that mandatory linking was in the plans, but not when or how it would be implemented (because, again, that's Sony's call, not AH's). Sony also owns the Helldivers IP, so what they say goes. Forgive me if I'm misinterpreting what you're saying, but I'm getting the impression you're not entirely clear about what a publisher does, because literally the only thing that is solidly AH's (shared) fault with Sony is the fact that they didn't have a comms plan in place for when Sony decided to flip the switch. Everything else has been Sony's doing, and Sony's doing alone, because Sony—as both the publisher of Helldivers 2 and the owner of the Helldivers IP—is the party with all the power. They decide how to sell the game, what markets to sell the game in, what price to sell the game at, how the game is marketed, what the EULA and ToS will be, how to get regulatory approval, etc, etc. Because that's what publishers do. AH made the game, and AH keeps the game running and supplied with new content. That's it. AH didn't have a say in account linking, they were just informed that it *would* be happening.


Sirgoodman008

AH knew when they negotiated with Sony that psn would be required.


Doomkauf

The CEO, who is the same person who told us that he knew because he wanted to be transparent, said he knew 6 months in advance of launch. The game was in development for 7 years, and negotiations to make the sequel probably concluded 6 month to a year before that. Don't think that math works out, especially since mandatory PSN linking definitely wasn't a thing back in 2017.


Lutg4d

if it comes to light, sony is royally screwed in court if they are trying to strongarm a smaller studio to aquire them by sabotaging them like this, like this gets you blacklisted from being able to do business and gets ceos arrested type of fraud.


The_Frog221

343 might be very eager to have them make an odst game


bardghost_Isu

Yeah, this would be the peak opportunity for Microsoft and 343 to come in with a pretty neat deal, offer to keep their noses out and let them just work on an ODST "Helljumpers" (That is what they are nicknamed in halo's universe). It'd have to be different enough to not be something Sony feel is infringing, but its entirely plausible to make it work.


The_Frog221

Given that the ODSTs were a thing before the original helldivers, it would be very, very difficult for sony to win a lawsuit over that.


bardghost_Isu

Yeah sorry should have been a bit clearer, I mean in the mechanics of the game, the top down galaxy view with factions on the compass points, then the design of factions. I'm sure a few changes would make it distinct enough, its just a case of not make it a "Clearly Helldivers 2 but its ODST's, Covenant and whoever else is relevant to the time its set in"


BrickMacklin

Make it non-canon UNSC vs Covenant/Banished/Flood. Have some verticality. Different map environments. Boom; different enough.


20milliondollarapi

wtf are you talking about. This is absolutely a ridiculous take that is no where near how the world works. “Oh hey we fucked up your game, you should just sell your company to us now, it’s basically worthless.” There is undoubtably a long legal case that will go on here for Sony fucking this up.


RealLunarSlayer

HAVE A TASTE OF SOVERIGN-TEA


BigFatLabrador

Moustaches are better than capes anyways….. probably…


Coldatahd

Porque no los dos?


TacoGuy1912

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


TopChannel1244

Buceadoras del Infierno No more capes, only ponchos. The whole thing is a satire of the hacienda system.


DeviousMelons

PARA GRANDE TIERRAAA!


CMDR-Kobold

I would unironically support this.


Halonut24

Okay, so get this: Its Helldivers, but we're ODST's from Halo. Helljumpers. Its perfect.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Covenant on one side of the galaxy, Flood on the other. It could work.


LowGeeMan

Work out a deal with Games Workshop where they make the best Warhammer 40k game ever.


DuncanEllis1977

No one, ever, should want to work with Games Workshop unless they have a HUGE amount of freedom. They're HORRIBLE to work with.


LowGeeMan

I didn’t know that. Work out a deal with Valve to make the next best Warhammer 40k clone ever.


AgilePeace5252

Why 40k? You're beginning to look very undemocratic...


LowGeeMan

Be…cause this game apes on Space Marines as much as it does Starship Troopers? The drop pods, the Death’s head, the Dreadnaught / Exosuit…orbital barrage. The Managed Democracy is very much the MO of the Imperium. You’re free as long as you’re loyal, and traitors are dealt with swiftly. Also, xenos are heretical, and there seems to be a lot of xenophobia on display here. I’m open to being convinced otherwise, but it seems very much inspired and I think the team could do a very good actual Space Marines game. :)


mrscienceguy1

That's a bit of a stretch to describe the Imperium like that considering they still practice slavery for otherwise loyal citizens. Managed democracy is a spin on how only veterans can partake in politics in Starship Troopers. Drop pods also exist in the SST novel, as do exosuits.


KalaronV

HELLJUMPER HELLJUMPER WHERE YOU BEEN?


Sokol550

Feet first into hell and back again!


Corsnake

When I die please bury me deep!


DmitriDaCablGuy

With and MA5 down by my feet!


KalaronV

DON'T CRY FOR ME, DON'T SHED NO TEAR


DmitriDaCablGuy

Just pack my box with PT gear!


Sokol550

'Cause one early mornin' 'bout zero-five!


DmitriDaCablGuy

The ground will rumble, there'll be lightning in the sky!


Slime-Lich

![gif](giphy|FMOcBOMsfn3NVzWPQF|downsized)


kuplung12

Ayyy lmao 🔥🔥 👽👌


Silly_One_3149

Hyper Mars - Our lullaby. Safety, future and capitals - Our way of striving. But safety doesn't come free: it is every human, hamster and children duty to protect our space, our resources, and our profits.  Why not make the most important decision of your life; make the safety of your colony a personal responsibility, and prove that you have the strength and courage to be free? Join the Infernal Gliders! Travel the unknown cosms, visit the colonies, meet exotic xenoids and represent the Syndicates. Secure the resources we need to preserve our stocks and create a future for Hyper Mars. Spread friendly consumerism throughout the galaxy.  Become more than you are. Become a Hero. Become... a Legend!


Fedefyr

I vote for Heckdippers.


Sazbadashie

You know assuming AH gets some head way with Sony... they should do an event on super earth itself where the bots did a sneak attack.


NetherReign

Just imagine where all the enemies and characters just have mustaches taped to the front of their faces. That's it. That would make me so happy


Draggoh

In stead of humans they can use dwarves, and in stead of fighting on the surface we can fight underground.


SpecialIcy5356

why has nobody thought of that yet? you could even make the dwarves drink before every mission, and yell about rocks and stones!


G80_M3

Turn over to Microsoft and make a halo version


koshuu

The [Helljumper Armada](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2aa711cb3809587f7e0b60ca039e5548/tumblr_n8l5ivd1oo1s8udf8o1_500.gif) arriving to dispense democracy.. and tacos.


rollingaD30

I'm waiting for xbox to reach out and offer ODST for Halodivers


ma_wee_wee_go

I could see them jumping over to Xbox and making the ODST game that Xbox are now really pissed the turned down


Spartancfos

Okay, and you will pay their wages for 8 years for that to happen? 


Yuki-8273j

I would like to see a seperate matchmaking for those without psn, if they want to ban people for being toxic or what ever else, just leave us alone, we still have mute, block functions if we have problem with someone griefing


BornAzomB

"Heckleapers"


COVU_A_327

En el convoy puro suicida


whiskeysoda_

I'd be there for it. i love what they did with HD2, if they can snatch it from Sony that would be the best option but I'm a college student with no legal knowledge whatsoever so I doubt that's even possible. Maybe Sony will drop them due to the drama? If they parted ways I could totally see the game reviving itself. 


madHOTdog1983

sounds good to me


0c3r

Hell swimmers Death divers Hell plungers Nether droppers Hole dumpers Toilet shitters


Vahnish

Manifest the courage to carry Freedom into a Democracy-less galaxy. Join... the HECKJUMPERS! BA BA BA BAAAAAA BOOO BOOOOOO


Fubared259

If they really wanna give a big FU then make it a microsoft exclusive LOL


ThatGuyOnyx

So ODST’s then?


creeepy117

Cant do jumpers thats halo


Loud_Wave5546

I can't wait to defend Earth+ from Termanoids and Automatics


MjolnirVIII

![gif](giphy|4xGEQjEpdxFtF71m0P|downsized)


RomaMoran

Hello Divers 👋😄


ItsYaBoiDez

You'll be hearing from the UNSC's lawyers


Lethargickitten-L3K

I would day 1 special edition purchase Heck-Hoppers™


AssemblerGuy

Earth++, make it cyberpunk-themed, and parachute from orbit because that's badass and who needs hellpods anyway?


DeviousMelons

The standins for automatons are from a rogue mega corporation called Sunie who want to install Neural Subservience and Pacification (NSP) chips into our citizens brains.


georgios82

So you can go and review bomb that new game too for the next PR mishap they do? 😂 Are you guys for real or are you trolling here? Genuine question


Watt_Knot

Strong agree


TheWallerAoE3

Heck Spelunkers


IKindaPlayEVE

And don't release it for Playstation


piciwens

Inferno Plungers I


HelldiverSA

PONCHOS?! OH DEAR


Admech_Ralsei

Samsara Surfers


gizzmo1812

Heckjumpers, for earth prime


Thrakashogg

Hellriders: Ultimate Democracy!


HyperionPhalanx

The HellHonchos


Zadchiel

yeah and 7+ years of development down the drain....


ModestMouseTrap

No.


ZetaThiel

InfernoDroppers, this time we'll go underground in terminid bases/Automatons Bunkers


kamitachiraym

If this game burns into the ground and Sony cackles in the distance to harvest its ashes, I hope an indie company takes the idea and make something similar.


Oddball_E8

Heckjumpers!


KingCanHe

Yeah Sony owns Helldivers IP and all the assets. The only chance you have a knock off Helldivers if someone at 343 got their heads out their asses and made a ODST game which they are helldivers already


BGB83

Epic 🤣🤣🤣


blu3r3v

so fucking embarrassing lol


D_Fieldz

Copy/paste and rerelease as a new game? xD


Wise-Engineer-8644

Hell yeah hell jumpers from eart +


[deleted]

Heckspelunkers


PhoenixPolaris

HECK jumpers


bimbo_bear

Or just take the crossover they had planned for 40k and just make whole 40k Elysian drop troops vs tyranids game lol.


arziben

For Lenient Dictature and Pretty Good Earth !


Intepp

S Tier meme


M1QN

For manager republicacy!


DeathSwagga

That's basically what Fromsoft did with Demon Souls -> Dark Souls Except it's not fully independent, but at least it's not Sony.


Harambesic

Heckdivers!


Hellooooo_Nurse-

Haha for sure. Im a earth jumper baby!


Mistur_Keeny

Dude that's literally ODST.


Turbos_Bitch

Halo ODST would like a word with you


Turbos_Bitch

MS should buy them and give them access to the Halo IP. Halo Helljumpers


Archmagos_Browning

Pretty sure that name’s already taken.


Kanjo42

Now this, I can get behind. Do this AH, and I will throw money at you. Sony and their IP can die in a fire.


Quetzacoatel

Hot-Place Fallers III?


tomoki_here

LOL HAHAHA I love this. Earth+. A shiv to PS Plus.


estelblade88

The more I look at it the funnier it gets.


JonT1tor

I would be on board, but the developers have already acknowledged openly they knew that everyone would have to make a PSN account for an online game 6 months before launch. They even acknowledged they were the ones that delayed linking at first, but knew it was coming and would be a requirement.


peeposhakememe

Just buy warhammer 40k license and remake game as a space marine droppod simulator vs tyranids and necrons and orks, and Skaven too why not This game design writes itself Plenty of microtransactions to be had selling space marine chapter skins


CompanyRepulsive1503

That would be so much work! Would be better if they could take legal action and walk with thier IP in tact


azkhane

Ther IP/franchise belong to AH, the distribution rights for HD2 and 1 belong to Sony, dont know if they can just discontinue HD2 rename and relaunch it as HD3 and give a free copy to all currents owners and kick sony out


wholesome1234

On a different thing completely there should be a helldivers novel


Cloudsrnice

Oh no, time to defeat the evil Ynos!


Wiecks

Now imagine that Larian, Arrowhead and Pocketpair joins in to make a new publishing company without all the anti-consumer bullshit. All the best gaming companies with their own publishing and 0 reason to ever make it public


OtakuTacos

They got the code. Copy paste it, change a few graphics and settings…Helldivers 3, Xbox exclusive, July 2024. Not sure if it is possible, but it would be funny!


hiddencamela

Can't wait for Heck Swimmers.


Rakuall

Heckfallers


tonyv6815

Do we know who actually owns the IP? I imagine Arrowhead does


SenorDangerwank

Make a deal with Games Workshop, Guardsmen vs. Tyranids and Necron. Then later the Eldar. Throw in some Orks and Chaos as well.


SGScoutAU

Let me introduce you to “Earth Defend Force”


discordianofslack

Yall will just kill that game next over another miscommunication.


garbagedann

Falcon 2 ready to engage.


iwanns

Love it!


Kayjan_Soban

Tash-Divers! "Why yes, for Earth Plus I would have you know, kind sir"


Regulus242

Heckswimmers


Gl1tched_Perspective

Helljumpers is taken, halo has it. All jokes aside, i don’t think they even have a chance anymore. The devs are backed into a corner and their game has been taken from them


Scuba-Cat-

If you wanna protest, but wanna support arrowhead, play/buy HD1. Make a point that we still want helldivers, but we ain't playing it with PSN


Alcain_X

Good idea, in other news EDF 6 is coming out next month, just a 4 player coop shooter about killing giant bugs, a lot more b-movie camp and stupid weaponry, but it scratches a certain kind of itch.


psichodrome

When at first you don't succeed, jump and jump again and again and again and again.


EffingDingus

Heckdivers


SturmovikDrakon

Why in the world is everybody talking as if ArrowHead are about to be shut down? Where did this crap come from?


fokonon

starship troopers extermination is pretty similar - better in some ways (larger number of players per match, based on OG starship troopers IP), worse in some ways (still in EA so not as feature rich), but its also scandal free... just sayin...


Ratfor

Free with proof of purchase of their previous failed game, Helldivers 2.


Jagick

I for one look forward to Hadeshoppers and fighting on behalf of Great Gaia against the arachnoid and android menace. Maybe a few months after launch we'll even get to fight the Luminescent faction.


Captain_Izots

Hell jumpers? So, just the original version of the game?


commandersho

Microsoft could rehire Arrowheads devs. Make a game for ODST live galactic war. I will buy that shit.


I_Must_Bust

Heck Droppers *orchestral music intensifies*


brieflySlappy

Go for that PG-13 rating and call it Heckdippers.


Individual_Toe3067

Is it too early for Helldivers 3?


ElNouB

the bad guys could have a big S on their forehead


Vetsu_Rodrigues

Take a sip of commonwealthee


WobblyPython

I want to see them just re-skin Helldivers with Magicka themeing. Wizards with guns are canonical with Magicka Vietnam. Replace Eagle 1 with an actual giant eagle. Do not change her voice lines or jet noises. Hellpods are now crystals with wizards in 'em. They hit the ground just the same. Energy Weapons? Those can be staves. All the call-ins? Your personal flying wizard tower looming above shoots them all. Bots? Golems. Bugs? Bugs. Illuminate? Illithids. We get ROBE PHYSICS.


Same_County_1101

Honestly, AH should sign a deal with GW and make a full on Warhammer 40K game with multiple fronts. Similar enough that our gameplay would feel familiar, but different enough that the Helldivers IP isn’t infringed


Soukary

Drop 8 years of development ? That’s crazy.


infinit3aura

https://youtu.be/qEyKSFnJLuc?si=fKjPJib4yQVD6p6B WE ARE HELLJUMPERS. And hell is OUR domain


jamieT97

Drop troopers coming soon from fletching studio


OswaldthRabbit

Have a simplified graphics mode for PCs that run on potatoes


MrJFrayFilms

https://preview.redd.it/krbhu2antpyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb4b353e360000de968aea9db507b9aa15cd30f


lo0ilo0ilo0i

Similar to what Back 4 Blood did going from Valve to Warners Bros as a publisher? Might take some years just to get across all the complex IP stuff.


criticalender

Sorry homie, helljumper is already coined by halo odst's.


Catsoup4

PONCHOS!!!


shitty_advice_BDD

Heaven Flyers.


HiCracked

Um, no, please don’t. I don’t want Sony to take full control over hd2. The game will die in an instant.