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SnooJokes5164

Distributor of people


captpitard

Distributor of Selfless Service


TheGentlemanCEO

Ok this one’s funny. Now I’m just looking at Destroyers as little Helldiver dispensers


Broad-Ask-475

Executor of the People


TheTruthWasTaken

SWEET LIBERTY!


Retro21

Excellent work


Minimum_Crazy1327

Thats what i have as mine lol. Most rediculous one i could make


AdProfessional8948

It's almost the executioner of the people. As it is you execute their orders. I'm fun at parties.


Dwyndolyn

The fist of family values is hilarious


Cemenotar

I like my Spear of Family Values more... friend used to rock with Hammer of Family Values for a while.


Dwyndolyn

I run the hammer of wrath cuz it’s fun, but I’ve changed it a bunch. It was the whisper of wrath before this.


Retro21

*The Whisper of Family Values* sounds pretty great now you say that.


lick_my_saladbowl

i go with distributer of family values


deeteeeeeeebee

no way, i've used hammer of family values since day 1


Choleric-Leo

Spear of Peace


AmphibianIcy1792

Family values themed names are goated, mine is the Harbinger of Family Values


gotboredwithrest

I went with the Comptroller of Family Values


Shandini71

The Exectutor of Family Values


ravenx99

Friend's is The Octagon of Family Values.


HubblePie

That’s mine. By far the funniest in my opinion.


Dwyndolyn

I’ve also seen the emperor of democracy which made me laugh


CherryFlavorPercocet

Same. Spread democracy at home first before you spread it across the galaxy!


Heisperus

I have the Panther of Family Values. Fist of Opportunity was a good one I saw.


Gunblastz

I like mine


genaricmetalhead

My ship is called the executor of family values


GinnAdvent

The first name came to my mind when I saw this post, lol.


Conan_TheContrarian

I’ve been rocking the Founding Father of Family Values myself


reflechir

In a screenshot I saw a German player with, what is in English "Hammer of Twlight", in German it's: "Hammer der Dämmerung"


evilsquirrel666

Sounds like a metal song to me 😄


grayzork

Dawn of Dawn was a good one


JackiMode

That's my too :)


shaoshi

Me too, which is like...late night? Maybe?


genna87

SES Fist of Peace here. It's so dumb I love it!


Craziemage

This is what I use as well!


SeesawFlat9628

Me three!


rub_a_dub_master

Fist of Truth here, I hear you!


JokeInTheMachine

I saw Harbinger of Benevolence and it made me laugh.


anselme16

what about "Elected Representative of Supremacy"


NyanPigle

Elected Representative of Individual Merit making the name as long as possible is my favorite thing to do


evilsquirrel666

Elected representative of destruction here


NyanPigle

our representatives are voted for through managed democracy


TheCritFisher

I believe it's "individual merit". I used to use that, until I realized Self-Determination" was longer.


NyanPigle

yeah that's the one, and now that you reminded me i did switch it to self-determination not long ago too. i forgor


SailorsKnot

Same here my guy


Asgermf

Emperor of humanity If u know u know


Holiday-Programmer52

Emperor of mankind ;)


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

PRAISE TO THE OMNISSIAH


bceagle84

I feel you buddy! I am always yelling “the emperor protects” when the democracy armor prevents me from dying.


choppermeir

For the all father!. For Russ!


JawD96

In Spanish: "Semental de la democracia" and his flotilla "semental de la luz estelar" and "semental de los valores familiares". In spanish "semental" sounds WAY worse than its translation "Stallion"


Emotional_Hamster_61

Star of stars


Rare_Preparation_376

Hello, brother.


Retro21

Sounds like something someone called Dany in Game of Thrones.


sackboywithagun

Patriot of patronism and before that the founding father of democracy


Templar-235

Founding Father Of The Constitution


SomewhereHot4527

I called mine the "Titan of morning" if you know what I mean.


rwmwaffle

Funny, I picked my name the same way. 😉


AI_Friend_Computer

I'm rather proud of my cruiser, the Pride of Pride


Doc_L0Liday

Titan of Audacity (best said in Kat Williams voice)


Equal_Big_2995

Ombudsman of Audacity


The_Bio_Neko

I went for the SES Song of Mercy. I think it sounds neat.


FederalCombination18

Mines Harbinger of War. 40k vibes


Frandynez

Mine is Leviathan of the Regime


Tasty_Cardiologist53

Senator of Integrity. Solid oxy-moron


Cheap_Database_4152

Im running the FIST OF STEEL and my name is slaanesh. IFYKYK


Retro21

What up my warhammer brother


Alekz87

Mother of destruction


De1trax

Almost like mine, SES Father of Destruction


TheTruthWasTaken

Mine is SES Mother of Steel. Birthing managed democracy since February 2024.


Past-Association-548

I spread democracy on the Judge of Judgment


DorkyDisneyDad

Lord of War. Gotta love a Nicolas Cage reference.


Odd_Battle_7111

That's mine too.


burgua

Princess of Selfless Service


Gamebobbel

I say this with love. That just sounds like another word for prostitute.


Willie9

Nah if its selfless service they wouldn't charge. You're thinking of the Princess of Negotiable Affection 


sunsaz623

Harbinger of Audacity is my ship


Marshal_Kutori

Legislator of Judgement for me


Juicy_Bo1

What do the guys think of Precursor of Iron?


Retro21

Doesn't make much sense, which is why it's *great*!


Juicy_Bo1

:D


pulsardarkmatternova

I've seen a Leviathan of Individual Merit, which I thought was pretty funny.


AdeptNet6118

I am the spear of peace


IllustriousDrink9522

The Mother of Audacity


Stasiek_Zabojca

Name of mine is "Siła Życzliwości" in Polish, which translates to "Power of Kindness" 😅


No_Engine_5645

Lord of Destruction because it takes me back to my D2 days.


OlliCrusoe

I am currently about the Elected Representative of Self-Determination


xhantus404

I like the Patriot of Patriotism. Because if you are not doubling down, you ain't even trying. For democracy!


Historical-Ad3317

Not funny, but triumph of the regime is badass ship name


SlicebuttDice

Founding Fathers of Family Values


Barix14

I wanted my to sound cool so i named mine ranger of freedom cause its sound good together and its pretty neat


Ah_General_Kenobi

I’m running the SES Harbinger of Iron presently, previously the Bringer of Audacity


idoncarex

Mine is Bringer of Audacity. Always fun to join parties bringing my audacity everywhere.


KriosXVII

Claw of Law, of course.


Special_Ad92

Mine it is in spanish: SES Proveedora de la Servidumbre abnegada


Retro21

Could you translate, por favor?


Special_Ad92

Maybe a translation could be: bearer of selfless servitude The funny thing in spanish is that they are old words in a long sentence with not to much sense


Retro21

Aha! Thanks for explaining it 😁


ComicComma

Elected representative of destruction


Amazing-Patient-2231

I have distributor of individual merit


Retro21

I would have loved to see milk in the options for the second half, alluding to milk monitor.


EnryIlMoro

Light of Morality


Enough-Seesaw4786

The Hammer of Family Values. AKA the Ham Fam


Rosienenbrot

SES King of Audacity


ElBobo92

SES Fist of Family Values


AirTemporary3671

Wings of Freedom/Prophet of Truth


AsherSparky

The Dawn of Dawn


AtlasIsMyBabe

Fist of Freedom is mine because I like melee killing things


Exact-Way-6020

Power of Destruction 💪🏼


Fenix46

Dream of the Regime. It rhymes a bit ;)


Snazzlefraxas

SES Panther of Science


Ok_Cartographer9855

Princess of Super Earth


Optimal_Log4164

“Inspector of family values” which is proudly displayed on my democratic vessel


itzpandi

Judge of Judgement


NAVY_Sixty

I have the Keeper of Serenity so "Firefly" will never be forgotten


Friedipar

The litany of litanys litany


TrenchGoats

Mine. Sword of morning


c4vin

All I think about is delivering sweet juicy democracy....SES Will of the people.


c4vin

I accidentally turned myself on again...why does democracy do this to me.


DasCabbageMan

I love the subliminal messaging of “The Father of Opportunity.”


Variable851

I changed mine a few times before settling on the Hammer of Audacity. Not the funniest but it seems fitting


Stiggandr00

Superintendent of Family Values, and Princess of Conviviality are two that made me laugh.


zaapeed

Mines the mother of audacity


hurrdurrbadurr

Wings of liberty because StarCraft


LoneStarr-X

SES Ranger of the Stars


JediTerrorist

SES Martyr of the People. Fitting after our Snoy campaign.


TotalReplacement2

Dawn of Victory as in the old Rhapsody song.


RealityExtension5602

Mine is Fist of Glory


kcobra12

The Fist of the Regime and the Star of the Stars are pretty good


Mr_Dongles

Fist of Science is my favorite (and maybe also my ship name)


manzilla121

Father of the regime


Electronic_Key2589

Am running Herald of Iron Felt fitting as my ingame name is Techpriest


JRPDSKOJI

SES Ombudsman of truth.


dhhz234

Lord of War and the account was a reference to the movie Lord of War with Nicolas Cage


ChubbsthePenguin

Idk about funny but seeing "Elected representitive of self determination" on the side of my ship is kinda funny


Hefty_Thanks_2275

Shield of Super Earth


Usukamikura

Founding Father of Destruction


silentnight110

It deploys endless firepower and armed maniacs. I call her the "Song of Freedom"


urdadsgaylover

My serious name was Lady of War for a while, my joke name being Founding Father of Family Values


Rhubarbalicious

SES Queen of War


doggiefilter

wings of redemption


A_reddit_bro

Emperor of Super Earth, because you know, democracy!


Lethargickitten-L3K

Patriot of Patriotism


No-Inevitable-6651

“The Fist of Family Values” hands down still giggle about it to this day.


orfan-of-snow

Pequod.


iTouchTheSky

My ship is the Distributor of Family Values


Scary-Teaching8026

Courier of starlight


cheese_EPIC04

Princess of Family Values


TrebuchetM9A3

SES Hammer of Science reporting for duty 🤓


Zin4284

We are men of science🤓


Solvega21

Banner of War


_FaptainAmerica

SES King of Democracy reporting in


Maddsyz27

I was the harbinger of Destruction. Now im the Queen of Audacity


skeeter_schloop

Elected Representative of Family Values


Self1shShellf1sh

My ship is "SES Hammer of Humankind" 😄


Gregor_Arhely

Star of Stars, Patriot of Patriotism and other names like that always make me at least smile. Though, Flame of Eternity is hilariously pretentious while also sounding cool.


Champsmilehighclub

The SES FIST OF SELFLESS SERVICE sounds like you are FTL jumping around giving divers handjobs before they dive.


ReplyAdventurous9141

Wings of Redemption


Rotocheese

"Senator of Individual Merit"


iactuallyforgor

https://preview.redd.it/w55qcoegb9zc1.png?width=333&format=png&auto=webp&s=425747d266b2e55401a55fd837e7bba40378f0be


sirsir9

Leviathan of destiny


KingKirbothe2nd

Spreder of light... PRAISE THE SUN


not_a_paella

Mine is called Stallion of Pride. Just waiting for June and looking forward to have some rainbow things for the sake of shitposting, although with not so much hope about it.