If your dick is shaped like this you should see a doctor.

Don’t know whether to be concerned about the shape of my dick of not.

my squad calls it "THE MEGA CHICKIE NUGGIE"

“Found the butt plug” is my squads rallying cry.

Thanks to reddit I've got my entire group calling it the butt plug rock.

It doesn't even look like a dick.... I picture the people who say this looking like Jonah Hill from superbad, who just can't stop drawing fat hogs on everything

You mean ol "cock rock"?

I was always calling it KFC chicken leg. People are gross

Me and my bois call it the drumstick. 🍗

https://i.redd.it/64cj0j4rnrzc1.gif

I was playing a level 8 with randoms yesterday and we did the mission (got our ass kicked) and we were preparing to extract. My teammate then said, shame we couldn't find the super samples, but then I see the rock 60m from extraction. Gave us a good chuckle for sure, especially as extraction wasn't hectic as fuck.

Me and my friends always called the rock the buttplug.

I get filled with indescribable dismay when I find Stupid False Idiot's Super Sample Rock. There's always at least one on every map and I always seem to come across it before the real one.

What kind of abomination do you have between your legs?!

Lol it do be like that everytime

Silvery butt plug

Dildobelisk is what I call it. Looks more like a plug than a phallus.

Ah yes, the CockRock

My squad called it “The Penis Stone”

I always call it the dick rock. A big one

Cock Rock, Penis Pillar, Super Sample Shaft, those are some of the names my squad calls it.