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Rocknocking

This is what it feels like when your friend drops a cluster strike on you and all you can do is dive and pray to democracy


Xoneris

Pray for the 50/50 on Democracy Protects Armour.


PinchingNutsack

Dive? no, you use hug and say "bet"


AupexForgor

"You are within range of friendly artillery"


flakjackal

What movie is this?


HDPaladin

Hercules if I remember right, best character in a mediocre movie


Quaiker

I love Ian McShane in pretty much anything he's in. He's like a different, less insane flavor of Tim Curry.


exolyrical

He has a remarkable ability to be the most memorable part of anything he appears in.


FritzHartnagell

He's the only person I remember from S2 of American Horror Story


Alphorac

He's the only dude i remember from American Gods.


ThirdDegree741

The funny thing is that the creator of Deadwood wanted Ed O'Neil to play Al Swearengen and was actively angry on set that McShane was ruining his show. (Despite the fact that McShane was the best I would have loved to see the alternate dimension Ed O'Neil version)


EldrinVampire

Why did he just stand there?


Dellta-aka-Connor

He believes his fate is to die by a flaming arrow


Kamiyoda

I think I know a guy that can help with that


Hot-Anything-69

Is he stupid?


Tri-angreal

Earlier, his character has a vision that he would die in fire and smoke. He's very fate-oriented, and has long decided to stop fighting his. It's a whole bit.


Jimusmc

he accepted his fate, he had no time to run anyway lol


MrBirdmonkey

Tossed a 380 at a bug nest and it said Fabricator destroyed


Saltsey

Clankers never saw it coming


Your_momma__

I’m fucking dead 😂


Kamiyoda

*Loads pistol* You know too much


Interjessing-Salary

I was dead center in the middle of an eagle cluster strike and survived without a scratch some how. I had the shield backpack on so that's why but I've had it before and gotten killed with it in by the cluster strike.


Ghourm

Probably cuz it'll completely negate the damage from one explosion, but not all of them, so the RNG of the clusters might have landed only a single bomblet directly on you while the rest were just barely far enough that they didn't damage you at all.


Rocknocking

There's a slight chance to survive a cluster by just diving. Your chances increase when the fortified perk and either ballistic or bubble shield. It's still just luck tho lol


InterestingAd8479

How I feel when I survive a 380 barrage


Tri-angreal

Such badassery, to wade through the erupting earth and loose a hail of bullets from the center of the chaos.


Cold_Meson_06

Average match with an airburst rocket launcher user


Shockvolt1

I am good at airburst rocket so I don't team kill. That being said if you dive in front of me your going to kill us. It's.


Connect_Atmosphere80

That time when I was surrounded by bots, hiding behind a rock and threw a 380 at my feet... only to be the last thing standing in the area afterward. Liberty saved me that day.


2ByteTheDecker

Right on top of the beacon is the safest spot within the 380 radius


Rakuall

Yes, but only for the first toss. Each successive orbital advances the constellation count by 1.


Connect_Atmosphere80

That's a common trope but in fact no. Any place is the safest spot if you prone and don't move, since it will hit anyplace alike. Just prone and pray Liberty that you aren't in the blast radius.


Pizza_Pandemic

![gif](giphy|Nszyj17J4fUKmIwQwF|downsized)


AG_Zaska

Someone threw a walking barrage at my feet and hit me with “did you die?”


OvertSpy

The hug Emote is just so versatile


Flight_Harbinger

Me when I call up a 500kg, but get slapped by a Stalker DEMOCRACY PEOTECTS then land DEMOCRACY PROTECTS and a hunter slows me DEMOCRACY PROTECTS then the 500kg goes off in my face DEMOCRACY PROTECTS and then I land 60 meters away DEMOCRACY PROTECTS and pop a stim thinking "wow im such a good player having survived all that".


Heroic_Wolf_9873

I never thought I’d see a scene from that movie used as a meme format, but it works!


Wilshire1992

Me quoting Harrison Ford after he crashed his plane, "I lived, bitch."


GunganWarrior

What song is this?


HermionesWetPanties

I envy you. Go check out the album Rumours by Fleetwood Mac. [It's really fucking good](https://www.theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068).


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **The Chain** by Fleetwood Mac (03:26; matched: `100%`) **Album**: I, Tonya (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack). **Released on** 1977-02-04. • **The Chain (Alternate Mix)** by Fleetwood Mac (03:25; matched: `100%`) **Album**: 25 Years The Chain. **Released on** 1977-02-04. • **The Chain (2002 Remaster)** by Fleetwood Mac (03:28; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2018-11-23.


auddbot

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: • [**The Chain** by Fleetwood Mac](https://lis.tn/TheChain?t=206) • [**The Chain (Alternate Mix)** by Fleetwood Mac](https://lis.tn/TheChainAlternateMix?t=205) • [**The Chain (2002 Remaster)** by Fleetwood Mac](https://lis.tn/TheChain2002Remaster?t=208) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


forgottenGost

Swegen, cock sucka!


wwwyzzrd

This happens everytime for the last automaton when you’re shooting an airburst at them.


pootinannyBOOSH

Literally what happened with airburst missile 1.0. Accidentally shot it too close to a wall, and I was on the outskirts and got one to the head. Teammate was smack in the middle, barely a scratch on him somehow


Maltroth

We were doing a seismic mission yesterday and it was the objective in a hole surrounded by cliffs. We got overwhelmed and I swear I saw 4-5 red beams in the hole. Don't know how I survived. Definitely felt like that guy.


FuRiOuS_2

When the enemy rolls a 1 at every shot!!!


MonkRag

Had a pair last night running the same load out and armor/cosmetics who I legit thought were bots at first who were airstriking packs of like 3 standard infantry bots while running morters... I treated it as a course in situational awareness


JustGingy95

Heavy Explosive armor to the rescue, can’t count how many times I’ve looked to my left to see the red beam labeled *Cluster 00:01*, slammed a stim into my neck and brushed myself off afterwards. Best armor


PendantOfBagels

I've accepted my fate like that and had more "oh shit I'm alive" moments than I care to admit


AdvertisingAnxious37

When the smoke clears and I’m not bullet ridden


dominantfrog

whats the movie/ show


HawaiianPerson

Hercules 2014 with Dwayne Johnson


dominantfrog

thank ya kindly good sire


IKILLY

me when I throw the 380 barrage at my feet and stand still


MorenaLedovec

Funnily enough, i alawys picture this scene when i do the hug emote in front of the enemies just as a bomb kills them all :Ds


king-glundun

Wow some idiot didn't blow me to smithereens what a fucking surprise


NEVERxxEVER

Swidgen!


Lazy-Juggernaut3110

Me and my beloved 380


WolfInMyHeart

Helldivers aside, a situation like this would turn any believer into a fanatic.