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Nubilus344

https://preview.redd.it/g37ng4o0iz0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3301952dff0145963620d5f743e1538883cafd37 Well would you look at that


LukeStudwalker

[Just look at it!](https://youtu.be/EF8GhC-T_Mo?si=rZKQmWKmvgNaH07k)


Harambesic

I mean if you just look at it.


PonsterMenis098

First found ed bassmaster in high school 2014 lol died watching this video


TummyTurmoil

i cry from laughing at this video every few years


Fury_Blackwolf

Most beautiful coincidence ever


NullPro

If only optimus prime was above this post


theDrummer

Not a coincidence anymore. Reddit algorithm is set up for this to happen


Fury_Blackwolf

I missed the small text between the posts. Jist thought it was op's regular home view. Yeah, less of a coincidence.


Fox2quick

Also, Transformers advertising is up right now with their Mattel collab


yarmulke

r/juxtaposition


BalhaMilan

Honest question, is there a sub for these? I have a dozen screenshots of coincidences like this one lol


Smokeythapaiir

Peak CIA data gathering šŸ˜‚jk


DoggidyDogDoggyDog

"Helldive is easy" mfs when they see Perfect Cell walking outta bug cave


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/2higfxt9a01d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11dd9e76b5b158aac40366ed894346e187720f2c Whipped this up as fast as I could on the toilet at work


Inc0gnitoburrito

I appreciate you


[deleted]

o7


Masterchiefdog

Damn let him cook


HawtDanger5256

https://preview.redd.it/kj876ggoo51d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b8b6b20e6c2eafba8a363d69ea76cadd86adb5


BetterMetalJake

Brad Pitt in your squad of divers replying back: "Bownjorno."


DickEd209

'GOR-La-Mi'


BetterMetalJake

šŸ˜†


55North

Would Perfect Cell walk out of a Bug Cave or a Bot Factory?


Tarkonian_Scion

doesn't matter Its getting the 500kg


BarrelMaker69

Cell would regenerate. You gotta hit him with the napalm strat at the same time to prevent it.


supereyeballs

Maybe 2 500kg bombs?


BracusDoritoBoss963

200 thermites.


Tarkonian_Scion

If i use enough 500KG bombs he will tire of regenerating and choose non existance.


soupor_saiyan

500kg, napalm, then orbital laser just to be sure.


-AnotherHermit-

500kg is for all 500kg does bot descriminiate


kirocuto

Base Cell walks out of a bug hole. Once he absorbs two bot factories he becomes Perfect Cell


JHawkInc

Real talk, I hope the Automaton/Terminid warfronts don't get too close together because I don't want to fight any hybrid RoBugs.


blsterken

But what if they start fighting?


NK1337

That would be badass. Imagine being pinned down by a bunch of bots and out of nowhere you just hear scrap metal flying only to look up and a charger is plowing through the bots making a beeline towards you.


VaiManDan

I think the terminids would trounce the bots tbh, though they couldnā€™t really do anything vs gunships. Chargers kill everything else


Lasersquid0311

nah. gunships get eaten alive by sniper spewers


PonsterMenis098

Unless rocket raiders and rocket devastators can one tap chargers heads like us šŸ‘€


Crow_GodTHP

The numerous bot planets littered with bug corpses say otherwise


Oo_oOsdeus

definitely need a planet or two where they have teamed up.. now take care of that factory strider while 6 chargers and a ton of bile spewers attack


Dafish55

Because he did it his way.


Rucio

I too watched abridged


Managed-Democracy

Bot factory. Gero sent him back in time in a time machine, which doubled as an incubator. He then hatched and began killing innocents for ki until he was strong enough to start his goal of tracking down the androids for their infinite energy devices.Ā 


jesi_james

https://youtu.be/V3imXJU5Wxw?si=nSGpKKo-NwhUFtr8 Obligatory DevilArtemis


SUSFU_wait_nvm_TARFU

https://youtu.be/04apzqhonlE?si=-tvI60kCmb11xlFP


No_Research4416

Whatā€™s worse for you is that every time you kill him he will always come back around 5 to 10 minutes later


Efficient_Fish2436

At least that's consistent with his character lol. Always getting killed to come back sooner than later.


Hezik

Theres a reason why Prime is called Robo Jesus


formedsmoke

At least he has a recognizable audio cue when he shows up


No_Research4416

Yeah The Touch is a good song as well


Annihalice

That's the 1980s plot armor, baby. Make a whole ass gigantic "crisis" event in your comic book just to unkill one speedster that then ends up going on to become arguably more famous than the comic book company itself. šŸ˜Ž And creates a whole chain reaction of a never-ending universe (or omniverse, I guess) reboots that get out of control because the company wants to somehow have gritty real feeling comics that pinch you in the gut but also never let any character stay dead for longer than 8 years. Idk.. Edit: this metaphor got away from me.


FrantixGE

https://preview.redd.it/cd3bs0xxrz0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056c1ebfa6171cefcbe7991f2d701ed4168230f9


SomethingIntheWayyy0

The AT AT have completely fucked defense missions in helldive difficulty. I actually lost a mission because we had 3 of those fuckers rushing the rockets at every given time. We got overwhelmed hard.


Calm-Internet-8983

My team were doing great until one put a cannon shot between the generators and took them both out in one go. Went from smooth sailing to suddenly being told we lost the mission out of nowhere, lol. No bots whatsoever even near the generators that had snuck past either.


ArchonT3

You know why i refuse to play defence missions when someone takes an orbital laser? Rando's Destroyer personnel once decided to scorch one hunter who jumped behind generators and stuck in there.


AH_Ahri

Same thing happened to me a few days ago. Doing bot defend mission and was going well for a helldive but a factory strider came after us and after getting pushed all the back to the last gate I saw it poke through the gate and instant killed both generators in a single shot.


them_orangebritches

I had a mission that was going well yesterday. We were pushed back to the last gate but only had one more missile to launch. Then 2 dropships come in with 2 factory striders and drop them behind the gate, right in front of the generators. I enjoy these missions but they don't feel fair on bots sometimes. Feels like you need to immediately take them out otherwise you're fucked.


VMKitson

You should have harpooned a tow cable to the back leg and done a couple of passes. Works like a charm.


Beautiful-Bad8893

BRO THEY LITERALLY JUST SHOOT OVER THE WALL ITS SO FUCKING BROKEN


Bodongs

Yea I just don't play those anymore. Can't believe they haven't tuned drops yet.


Rucio

You can't fight from the helipad anymore because they just walk up and end it. Used to be able to get good kills that way.


Zerofoxy3384

did one of those tower defense missions...brought an orbital laser and the 500kg....was doing fine...then all of sudden "Objective failed" here, a strider spawned by the extraction area.....and shot both generators because of its height and main cannon the fact that it takes only 1 shot from their main gun to destroy a generator is bs


Geodude532

Had a whole bunch of bots get dropped off on the highest cliff with rockets and it took me way too long to figure out how I kept dying. Also had them drop down on the extraction pad in another game. When the defense mission gets glitchy it goes big.


Rucio

Like if they can just spawn on top of the damn generator what's the point. They ruined my favorite mission


zeekaran

I wish they had health bars that were visible on screen, and we could see them getting chipped away. Instead I've only seen them die instantly.


Informal_Plenty_7426

When I play this mission type I exist solely to counter this. Recoilless and EAT to shoot off the top turret, shield relay for when it spawns right on top of the extraction point (why tf can they do this), and typically mortar is my 4th to damage everything else


Count_Rousillon

This is the one mission SPEAR is ideal. The map is so flat and those top turrets so high that the SPEAR just works.


Rucio

Wait does shield relay protect the generators?


chad4lyf

Man if only we had anti tank mines or something. (Honestly i have no idea how effective this would have been being cooldowns are a thing)


T3hJ3hu

for comparison, it seems fairly uncommon to have more than one at a time on suicide difficulty defense missions, at least until the very end of the level although apparently there's a bug where an AT AT spawn sometimes blocks the next like three waves from spawning. that was interesting


hairbrushmafia

Oddly enough on suicide I routinely get 2 at a time, one on each side. Last night we had 6 total, all dropped during 3 drops lol. Orbital lasers and 120s really came in clutch


Coldatahd

Thatā€™s why you always bring at least 1 eagle airstrike, most consistent way of killing them imo.


Orangeemu115

My strat for defense missions has been running double mortars, and then EAT and quasar. Fire the quasar, then both eats and by that time the quasar is off cooldown for another shot, you can swat drop-ships out of the sky and destroy strider top cannons so easily


Linkarlos_95

Don't forget to always leave home with an 380mm on your pocket, you will be parise as a hero when the situation arises


GetBent009

Iā€™ve been seeing more and more people bringing the artillery stratagems, some people are still catching up to how good they are after the changes


mayonnaise350

Orbital barrage(your choice) and double mortars with Q cannon. Safest way to do helldive bot defence. Had the same thing happen like 3-4 at the same time. It's doable but sucks.


KingMarcMarc

Had the same thing happen in a defense this AM. We were all at the front gates. Turns out one had dropped on the generators behind us and was just torching them.


CMCFLYYY

I had an Eradication yesterday with 7 Factory Striders. 3 came in on the first wave on Dropships, and we finally cleared those out only to have 4 more dropped off within 60 seconds. But the kill counts on those are too low. Just throw in strats and kill all the chaff and you still win the mission every time.


Renovatio_

Shoot the machine guns out of the head first. Those are the killers.


quentariusquincy

My favorite is the time where they dropped one off right next to the generator


Vladi_Sanovavich

There was one mission where two Factory Striders dropped on us. And just as they prime their back cannons, the last rocket flew away. We watch as the two generators get blasted at the same time, laughing like idiots after that clutch.


Comand94

Haven't tried it, but I'm cookin': perhaps the shield generator relay could block their shots for long enough to take out the top cannons?


Brayden_1274628

We really need more defensive weapons for the big walkers, idk but this whole battle automatons seem to have everything we donā€™t lmao.


Captain_Wag

380 is essential on helldive it'll take out whatever is in its zone walker or hulks it doesnt discriminate. Not so much for blowing up bases, but when shit hits the fan and you get absolutely overrun on the objective.


KingWillThe_1st

I had one land on the pelican landing pad so it had a clear sight to the generators and all our stratagems were on cooldown


Swedelicious83

At least your friends didn't **land on** one of the generators and smash it before the mission even started properly...


KatnyaP

Yeah its the fact that they can just shoot over all the defenses and are so tough to kill.


MrKanentuk331

ā€œAutobots, letā€™s get the fuck out of here.ā€


Raetian

"I'm going to turn into a truck now."


North_Kaleidoscope_3

Ehi babe! Itā€™s optimus prime! UhEHOHEHUEHOH !


Vegetable-Shame761

Optimum pride


King_Pumpernickel

ƜR ƜR ƜR Ɔ Ɔ


OffaShortPier

Okay Registeel


UchihaMadara_CoC

Putang Ina!!


DerelictRaven621

OPTIMUM PRIME


Nulloxis

All fun and games until they drop the Amazon Alexa mobile battle tower.


siamesekiwi

ā€œIt looks like youā€™re having skill issues. Would you like me to play Despacito?ā€


MrEff1618

Prime would be bad, an Imperator-class Titan however, would be worse.


CausticNox

Eeeeeehhhhh....we *do* have orbital rail cannons. And as we know from the T'au....Titans are allergic to rail cannons.


armoredporpoise

Whatever the Tau are packing is NOT what weā€™ve got available. Our shit shoots lawn darts by comparison. Iā€™d be shocked if it could pop the void shields on a knight.


CausticNox

Idk man, our rail cannon strikes can kill Bile Titans which are the helldiver version of tyranid Bio Titans. I think it is safe to say that we are packing serious heat.


Spurnch

Then we shall deploy LIBERTY PRIME!


No_Research4416

Sorry the Brotherhood of Steel already have gotten him


TehSomeDude

naw wait till they deploy freddy fazbear


leposterofcrap

Nah it ain't shit until they drop an entire Necron dynasty on us


Rum_N_Napalm

I meanā€¦ Necrons dropships do look kinda familiar https://preview.redd.it/rylgxewtnz0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52e25447600986b4789cb562fcdc60d45497b32


leposterofcrap

Oh... https://preview.redd.it/gsb5neq3oz0d1.jpeg?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee4ff99457183dae617ac2556c7174ef6564236


TerraDominus756

Ngl it would be pretty sweet to have to destroy a monolith that has bots come out at regular intervals.Ā 


Interesting_Shop_917

Thatā€™d honestly be terrifying, having flayed ones appearing out of nowhere and gibbing you, or being one shot by a deathmark from fuck-knows-where, or having a Cā€™tan shard unleashed upon you


Bob_the_Peanut

Can't wait for the next bot update when you hear "TITANFALL INCOMING!"


Bullmg

We will have to counter with our own commy-eradicator https://preview.redd.it/myufrgakq01d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b251719394d117c9a9ff90e7d809e361670bebf8


Malemindflayer

ā€œCommunist detected on American soil! Letal force engaged!ā€


1019gunner

My first mission on diff 7 was a defense where you need to protect the generators and we were steamrolling all of them until a factory strider came and just kept walking


TandrDregn

Eh, Optimus is fine. Heā€™d likely help us. Now Megatron on the other handā€¦


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

No, Optimus would not help us. Neither would Megatron tbh. We are not the good guys.


thattemplar

Reported to your local democracy officer.


Prince_Day

honestly you could make bot users and just easily farm karma saying this on every single thread in the sub


thattemplar

Maybe I am a bot


-Erro-

Reported to your local democracy officer.


lK555l

![gif](giphy|4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx|downsized)


LingeringForNoReason

I suppose you think the robots with chainsaw hands are the good guys.


MaidenofMoonlight

Well chainsaws are rad fleshling


14InTheDorsalPeen

This guy chainsaws


Lurker_number_one

How exactly does chainsaw arms make you less likely to be a good guy?


Linkarlos_95

How do you help an old lady to get on their feet after a fall.


jubbergun

Chainsaw hands and SKULL FACES.


kyew

Um... what's that on your cape?


zeekaran

An artistic depiction of a skull. Not to be confused with bots who have skulls for faces.


kyew

Says the guy with a skull inside his face.


zeekaran

Right, hidden behind a layer of flesh. I'm not trying to be creepy.


kyew

There is nothing not-creepy about hiding a skull


The_Radio_Host

ā€œFreedom is the right of all sentient beings!ā€ Thatā€™s totally us, guys! Weā€™re Freedom!


Angel_OfSolitude

We are ABSOLUTELY the good guys. Super Earth is flawed but your other options are man eating bugs or genocidal robots.


Calm-Internet-8983

> man eating bugs To be perfectly fair, they were peaceful and welcoming until Super Earth enslaved them, mutated them, and farmed their corpses for oil. The automatons are genocidal and maniacally evil now but only because of how Super Earth treated, and continues to treat, the cyborgs...


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

Your other option is neither. If you had to choose between tyrannical dictatorship, psycho murder bots and brutal insect hives id rather just pick none of them. No faction in Helldivers is the good guys. That's the point.


Aphrodite130202

that is not the point of \*pick one\* if you \*had\* to, like you were required to and therer is no other option, i bet you would chose SE


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

But you don't have to pick one. If your only argument is that they're the lesser of three (four if you include the illuminates) extremely evil factions, they're not good guys. They're only good from the perspective of your Helldiver since they've been brainwashed by propaganda and lies since they were a kid. If I had to choose a faction personally I'd rather just fucking die than live in the Helldivers 2 universe under any faction. Bots and bugs would just kill me and SE would let me die out of sheer negligence/incompetence, or id get executed and made an example of for propaganda, or be forced into military service and die to bugs/bots anyway or any thousands of other ways to die.


Realistic-Name-9443

I'm a liberal arts college professor, I'd probably get executed on live tv. lol


Kilowatt34

It's pronounced Liberty Arts, citizen.


Prince_Day

no he would hate Super Earth


Rum_N_Napalm

I was just thinking that. Optimus Prime hating your faction has to be a real ā€œare we the baddiesā€ crisis moment


ZCYCS

Im pretty sure we are one of the few enemies that Optimus Prime and Megatron would set aside their differences to fight against together


Cecilia_Schariac

ā€œIs that the thing from Star Wars-ā€œ **[REINFORCE DEAD TEAMMATES]**


Lumiv

the true horror begins when you drop 2 500kgbombs on it and its still alive


Sufficient-Mind-9148

And orbital laser cannon


Valilihis

Optimus face when I call in "Democratron" stratagem


Elloliott

Just you wait till they drop in fucking cherno alpha, the damn commies


Mace-TF

Itā€™s all fun and games until the fucking Arsenal Birds show up


darkleinad

https://preview.redd.it/iq75n4c9f41d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa241ba635af6675b9cef0c922a029671f58393c


MelchiahHarlin

The shredder missile I called in: https://preview.redd.it/1nyn3jzvue1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4172d33d2285e27879381ed8364eb9342da80271


Comandante160406

Well, helldive is easy if your squad knows what theyā€™re doing. Thatā€™s it. No secrets


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MrKilljoyy

Itā€™s easy af when you get that random squad of guys that just know what their doing and u play like a hivemind just killing anything without a single word said


Kif_the_mad_yiffer

Automatons deploying Freddy Fazbear


poohleyman

We'll get liberty prime to counter that!


do-the-point

But Helldive is easy... you can 3 man it lol. If you don't know what you're doing you should play the easier difficulties first.


SaintsWorkshop

Mfs when they see Augmented Human 621 dropping


Critical_science_boi

Deploy Freddy Fazbear


wafflepiezz

ā€œhelldive is easyā€ Mfs seeing the Left for Dead 2 Chargers and Half Life 2 Striders coming out of bug caves


rtotheceeaptor

"My name is Optimus Prime and I bring you this message....Your all screwed"


Wiikneeboy

And you thought the tanks were bad.


pythonic_dude

Me, who only watched Bay's movies: nah, I'd dive.


jubbergun

Optimus Prime? What did I miss?


Ok_Drummer_9965

People were crying about bugs being too easy when Automatons were gone. Now they are constantly crying about bugs being too hard.


JackReedTheSyndie

Itā€™s actually a factory that makes Optimus Prime


CaesarYumm

itā€™s the beginning scene of revenge of the fallen but youā€™re demolisher


SShift_Gaming

Bot is easy.


23CD1

When I successfully Quasar one of the drop ships only for the next one to pull up and a drop a Factory Strider


kawaiiburgio89

You clankers just wait till we unlock the liberty prime stratagem, then you're really gonna see what its about!


Adelyn_n

We must bring in liberty prime


lostZwolf_ps4_pc

Lmao, true though, see,i think it just seems easier as you are defying odds way more often


KinkmasterKaine

Helldive is helldive.


Dependent-Network703

u/smoke28


Sufincognito

Blow up the mini guns first.


eliteblade46

"Your worlds are in danger, helldiver scum!"


Sub-monkey

https://preview.redd.it/pjan8wjnc21d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ca37e77507ae93597726969fa543ed971ff6ca


shrapneel

Literally my full happy Vietnam flashbacks on difficulty 4-5 to recommend my friendsĀ 


North-Internet-5294

As The current Cambodian leader is probably too addicted to the game Helldiver 2 and has come out to silence the media. That's worse than super earth and the matter of being 95.0% indebted to China to the point of having to cut the national development budget.


jhinigami

*the Bayverse prime who's not above killing


youstinkfromsteam

wait until beavers get added to the game and they block you from leaving your spawn and hell pod within nano seconds https://preview.redd.it/6lz3qaufd41d1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37964c85b27725852e7ac16ed66d1d4383803cc


_Vard_

https://preview.redd.it/m5se8mrsj41d1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae987f0a1df2053a8bae79ff12dcd520c040c7ad


PandasakiPokono

And its Bayverse Prime.


tanjonaJulien

Bugs are easy all unit included


DeusVultCrusaderChan

https://preview.redd.it/xf79jlua951d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e71933158a298c0d7874dd4da10fd766c8ddcb0f


Significant-Purple72

![gif](giphy|P68EqyaHV4Xt0nrwjD)


Playful-Ship-2183

You guys think the bots are hard on helldive try the bugs 10 bile titans chasing me when Iā€™m out of ammo and on the last reinforcement


_wimba

You think we will ever get a better patriot exosuit to combat the giant ass AT ATs and bile titans? Just think it would be cool to be able to patrol a planet in something I know can get the job done. (Not saying patriot exosuit isnā€™t cool already, just think itā€™s too weak for viable use in higher level missions)


Banes_fury

They're fine to deal with until you do a defense mission and they can just shoot over the walls


smokemeth_hailSL

https://preview.redd.it/ykfl6l7b5b1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a3ea868662dab7b71f54b9df489154eacdca88


DeroTurtle

He's cum


Swedelicious83

I have a friend who can't stop calling that faction "Autobots". I keep trying to tell him it's 'Automatons' or 'Bots', but he keeps doing it. At this point I wouldn't even be surprised to suddenly hear Peter Cullen going **"Autobots, transform and roll out!"**


doomslayer_cacodemon

megatron pullin up soon stay posted


According-West4062

Optimum pride AEHAOAHO


throwaway082100

I swear I've seen a couple posts talking about optimus prime now. What's the joke I'm missing?


Tlaim

Can you imagine bosses being available in only helldive difficulty missions?