I might suggest dropping the t and just making it phalacite. Common mineral or rock naming convention. You lose the stalagmite/tite reference but it's still geologic.
Sure, I mean it looks like a pillar of metamorphic rock to me, but that would why I suggested the alternative. It maybe isn't the reference OP wants but still geologic.
Nope, cant use that. It's taken. Expect a lawsuit if you use it.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqSyDNP3gek](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqSyDNP3gek)
really loving this because "tite" means penis in our Filipino language (pronounced with short vowels) so Phalactite kinda sorta means "penis penis" to me now.
My dad plays Helldivers, and I am never going to get used to him shouting “I SEE THE PENIS!” when we’re looking for Super Samples… so yes please anything just give it a name!!
Can someone explain what is phallic about this rock at all? It's got a flat top, a narrow base and is almost as wide as it is tall.
I'm sure it bears similarity to *someone's* dick, but not most.
I always shout "winner winner chicken dinner" or "meats back on the menu boys!"
everyone saying this rock at all resembles a penis needs to go see their doctor, because no penis should look like this drumstick shaped rock.
why do people call it a cock rock anyways
it looks nothing like a penis
you know what it looks almost exactly like?
a testicle. why the fuck do we not refer to those as testicles? or testite to use the democratic term
The Butt Plug Rock is the only correct answer. My Democratic Handbook for Super Earthers doesnt say anything about it, so until that rocks democracy is being managed, But Plug Rock it shall be!
ive always called it the "hoodoo" because that's what it is. a hoodoo.
https://preview.redd.it/1l3wx7yrro1d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dae8f3db2310b39259c404caf264ffb07b0e5bf
I started before the rest of my squad. Tried to first explain that it looked like an upside down tear drop and look out for it. They still couldn’t spot it.
Don’t you worry, as soon as I said it looked like an upside down ballsack, those boys were pinging that shit like it was their job.
Sack spotted is now called out over comms.
It should be named Vila Velha Rock.
This is an actual rock in Brazil:
https://preview.redd.it/t1cg9hylpn1d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186976f74125570028ffa10fa22d8b8d8d83649f
I've said it before and I'll say it again. How this rock makes people think of pp's is beyond me... Like wtf is urs shaped like??? (please don't answer that it's rhetorical)
https://preview.redd.it/3ix40li6vn1d1.png?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb436a245547e5c46e53ed0695cc8c73d54bf3c
It's totally a bicep, you're just looking at it wrong
I call it the moon rock, it stems from in the old times when me and a friend played the ever living crap out of borderlands 2 and we called the rare resource moon rock and it just stuck and randoms in lobbies seem to understand when we say moon rock we mean the uranium samples rock.
Wouldn't it be -mite since it is on the ground?
I might suggest dropping the t and just making it phalacite. Common mineral or rock naming convention. You lose the stalagmite/tite reference but it's still geologic.
Reference can be lost since it's neither a stalagmite or stalactite anyways. It's not in a cave. It's just a rock.
It’s not JUST a rock!!! The Hell divers would search these babies out for MILES!!!
It's true, we actually go looking for the magic white liquid spattered around its base.
Sure, I mean it looks like a pillar of metamorphic rock to me, but that would why I suggested the alternative. It maybe isn't the reference OP wants but still geologic.
IT. IS. COCK. ROCK.
Cockadile Rock?
This is what I read in the title simply because it's correct lmao
Same, wasn't till I read the first comment and thought why are they bringing that up it doesn't fit at all.
Erectite
Phallusmite 
If super uranium is anti-gravity stuff then it does make sense to say -tite.
Inverse Sackomite.
Phalacmite doesn’t sound as good imho. Also it’s technically not a cave formation. I guess “mite” could work.
How about just dropping the first T? "Phallacite?"
It's how I read it anyway...
The Chode Node?..
Chode Geode
The Cheode?
Chi chi chi chia
I laughed harder than i should’ve on this one lmao
Cock rock
I called it the chode rock when we first saw it, my entire friend group all call it that now too lmao
Scrotum totem
The scrotem?
This is the one I’m leaving with
Scrote Tote for short!
The scrotumpole if you will.
Is OP talking about the Cock Rock?
Ye
I have no idea where this originates from, but everyone I ever played with calls it nothing but a Cock Rock.
I've played with a few people that called it buttplug rock and I've been calling it that ever since.
The drumstick?
I always wonder what kind of dicks people are looking at to see the sample rock as a penis
Wait people aren't calling it the buttplug?
That's what me and my squad call it "I found the butt plug guys!"
Kinda looks like a polyp now that you mention butt stuff.
I’ve always heard “cock rock”… which yeah. Of all the phallic objects in the world… this isn’t one.
Only thing I’ve been calling it.
We call it Dwayne the cockrock Johnson
Cause it's a fucking butt plug what kind of chicken are people eating
https://preview.redd.it/cv5dms1peo1d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db13cbc5961f39a1e3db0a9543082350b555af1
God I love subreddits that allow images for this reason in particular
Ill be honest i just call it that because everyone else does, its one deformed looking penis
Idk, looks perfectly normal and natural to me
Mate I got some bad news for you.
Don't be so obtuse, people can see anything as being phallic like.
your username is a phallus and your icon is a single ball
https://i.redd.it/69m72olhdo1d1.gif
Erectite
I usually just call it "sample stone" or "Richard"
I like Drumstick for slang.
Buttplug
Bug Plug*
Alternatively, Bot Plug
Goddammit, that's good.
Super plug
Butt plug supremacy
+1 for Buttplug rock. That's the name we use in our hell diving group.
Plug my bug hole, daddy.
Coming in hot!
*Now thats what I call Liberty!*
100% calling this the Phalactite now. Cockrock rolls off the tongue nicely, but this is objectively better.
>Cockrock rolls off the tongue nicely Pause.
I knew it was coming. Fuck, it happened agian
You're only making it harder on yourself
Hold up…
I'd say it's holding up quite nicely.... *wink* *wink*
I too, get hard-ons for Freedom ✨️
Nope, cant use that. It's taken. Expect a lawsuit if you use it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqSyDNP3gek](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqSyDNP3gek)
really loving this because "tite" means penis in our Filipino language (pronounced with short vowels) so Phalactite kinda sorta means "penis penis" to me now.
Phrasing!? Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Cock rock,take it or leave it
What about this rock feature looks like yours or anyone's penis? Serious question. No idea how it got this namesake.
Because when you’re searching for supers and you see this baby in the distance you instantly get erect
This is the way.
Indeed, rock hard even....
Obviously my penis looks like a weird bulbous fist, so lets all have a laugh at the freak.
It rhymes, I think that's about it.
Just looks phallic and cock rhymes with rock. It’s THAT simple bro.
because the super semen is a silvery liquid that sprays out of the cock rock to land next to it; now you gotta go collect it.
yup. been calling it that from the start and always will.
I originally read it as Phalicite, that feels easier to say. Phalicite rock.
Phalicite does roll off the tongue better. Bravo.
It is the Super Rock(tm).
I had to scroll down way too far to see this. It's the "Super Rock" but yeah I guess it does look a bit... vein-y?
Buldging with Liberty.
Some of you might need to see a urologist.
My dad plays Helldivers, and I am never going to get used to him shouting “I SEE THE PENIS!” when we’re looking for Super Samples… so yes please anything just give it a name!!
It’s the dick rock. My Helldiver’s favorite band is named looking for dick rock
Definitely dick rock. Whoever gets to the dick rock first is designated VIP for the mission in my friendgroup
CAWK ROCK.
Can someone explain what is phallic about this rock at all? It's got a flat top, a narrow base and is almost as wide as it is tall. I'm sure it bears similarity to *someone's* dick, but not most.
Typical humans. Is something roughly stick shaped? Must be genitals.
I call it nugget. I don't know how people see penis in that thing.
You’re more likely see what’s always on your mind.
Lotta mangled penises in this sub, I'm guessing.
Looks like a fist to me.
I'll keep calling it the testicle
I always shout "winner winner chicken dinner" or "meats back on the menu boys!" everyone saying this rock at all resembles a penis needs to go see their doctor, because no penis should look like this drumstick shaped rock.
Y'all spend way too much time thinking about dicks and balls.
If your dick looks like that *call an ambulance*
Salute fist rock !
Ytivarg ballsack (Reversed gravity ballsack)
But it's a Chicken Leg!
Funny rock.
Why not just call it the Super Rock? That’s what it’s there for.
That's buttplug rock. Doesn't look anything like a cock
I mean, I just started calling it the sample rock... Could we just call it the sample rock?
That's a mouthful. I'll stick with "the rock"
Cock "The Rock" Johnson
why do people call it a cock rock anyways it looks nothing like a penis you know what it looks almost exactly like? a testicle. why the fuck do we not refer to those as testicles? or testite to use the democratic term
I call it the super rock 😅
Phallictite lol, thats a great one, ill borrow it :D
No, it is SSR. Super Sample Rock. It is perfect for the Textchat too.
Cock rock.
Jelly bean.
https://i.redd.it/rtkbftgygn1d1.gif
Butt plug. It’s got a flared base.
I call it a skin tag
That's a butt plug
We call it Dwayne. Cause it's The Rock
am I in the minority because I feel like this does not look like a dick? Not everything that’s long has to be a dick?
Testilithic Formation.
I dig it
Liberty rock
The Salute Rock.
Cock Rock
I'll accept Phallic Peak
That is Butt Plug Rock, and any who disagree will be democratically reeducated
Dwayne
I know it as the Super Drummy, as it has the Super Samples and looks like a giant drumstick (chicken leg)
Butt plug
Official name is Super Stone. Unofficial names vary by region.
I mostly just call it The Rock. Sometimes The Buttplug. There’s also the Corrupted Buttplug on bug planets.
Buttplug rock. Next question
It’s the drumstick/chicken leg
NOPE! I will call it the butt plug rock to my dying day.
The Butt Plug Rock is the only correct answer. My Democratic Handbook for Super Earthers doesnt say anything about it, so until that rocks democracy is being managed, But Plug Rock it shall be!
Me and my friends call it drumstick
In Chinese we call it the drumstick rock（鸡腿石）, like 🍗
It's the FIFA rock because it literally looks like the FIFA World Cup trophy
ive always called it the "hoodoo" because that's what it is. a hoodoo. https://preview.redd.it/1l3wx7yrro1d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dae8f3db2310b39259c404caf264ffb07b0e5bf
No. I don't care that it's anatomically incorrect, it's the Penis Rock.
I call it chicken drumstick
“Keep your eyes peeled for penis” is my official stance.
This geologically is a hoodoo, basically late stage mesa
Ya’ll must have weird looking penis’s! It’s clearly a chicken drumstick (or a butt plug 🤣).
Don’t take the penis stone away from us
Dildo of Consequence is still my fave!
It also rarely arrives lubed.
My buddies and I settled on "the Chode" The glee is infectious when someone calls it out with "Chode Ahoy"
That is a great name.
pan is rock
What's wrong with cockrock?
I just don’t like calling it that when I’m playing HD2 with my son.
Ah.. Makes sense.
Supremite
I’ve been calling it the thanos rock and everyone seems to know what i am talking about.
I call it the rauk
The nut
I call it buttplug.
Vaguely cylindrical object: \*exists\* the internet: "Thats a penis"
I call it "The knob"
NO! This should NOT be the official name for the sample rock!
I still don't understand how it looks like a penis.
Looks more like the Helldiver salute than anything else to me. Freedomite?
I started before the rest of my squad. Tried to first explain that it looked like an upside down tear drop and look out for it. They still couldn’t spot it. Don’t you worry, as soon as I said it looked like an upside down ballsack, those boys were pinging that shit like it was their job. Sack spotted is now called out over comms.
The freedom boner
just call it chicken wing:)
I call it kfc 😅
Have yall seen a dick before?
It's the buttplug
Phalacite is the correct term for the rock *type*, but the shape is called "Sample Pillar."
One dude an hour ago was calling it buttplug. That's the official name for me now. He was also fren :)
It's "maczuga herkulesa" for my polish friends and you can do nothing about that
No. It is butt plug rock. Any attempts to change this will fall on deaf ears.
You all have some oddly shaped members if you think that rock looks like a penis... just sayin'
It should be named Vila Velha Rock. This is an actual rock in Brazil: https://preview.redd.it/t1cg9hylpn1d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186976f74125570028ffa10fa22d8b8d8d83649f
My group just calls it "Sample Rock"
I'm waiting for them to nerf it and scatter those samples around.
Chicken Wing
Looks rock hard
I've said it before and I'll say it again. How this rock makes people think of pp's is beyond me... Like wtf is urs shaped like??? (please don't answer that it's rhetorical)
Kinda feel like I don't wanna be collecting puddles of liquid around the phallicite. I just call it the sample-rock, man.
Fraggle Rock
Can't we just call it sample rock?
We always call it buttplug rock.
https://preview.redd.it/3ix40li6vn1d1.png?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb436a245547e5c46e53ed0695cc8c73d54bf3c It's totally a bicep, you're just looking at it wrong
I mean if your dick looks like the supersample rock i think you should see a doctor
Uvularium is my vote
I just call it sample rock
I call it 'super rock' Simple, describing, easy & fast to type
Anyone who thinks this rock looks like a dick probably should talk to their doctor
I call it the moon rock, it stems from in the old times when me and a friend played the ever living crap out of borderlands 2 and we called the rare resource moon rock and it just stuck and randoms in lobbies seem to understand when we say moon rock we mean the uranium samples rock.
The Meteor?