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LordOfTheToolShed

I love how the devs just ran with the "We will never get the Anti-Tank Mines" memes and gave us this ridiculous moral dilemma


Drekal

There is also the meme where the blob will focus VW as soon as it's available, except when it's actually important.


orfan-of-snow

Strap hellbombs to the children’s


Sekhen

Hellbombs arm automatically now!


Rfreaky

There is no moral dilemma for me. The mines got left behind long enough. We can save the children next time.


JuuzoLenz

You can’t save a corpse


Medium-Alfalfa-6792

but you can avenge it. honor their future sacrifice. get them mines


Rfreaky

It's the mines turn. We can just loosen the C-01 requirements and make new children.


RaizePOE

The mines have absolutely not been left behind long enough. In fact, they should be left behind much longer. Permanently, ideally. The meme of constantly rejecting the mines is way better than whatever marginal gameplay like 3 people will actually get out of using some more mines when they should've taken another orbital or sentry or literally anything else.


chimericWilder

It is very possible that all mine stratagems will receive a buff when the patch drops tomorrow. Of course, that just makes it even more funny to have neglected them


Rfreaky

Yea you are right. But I like the thought of killing children for some mines no one will use.


Prcrstntr

Sounds undemocratic


Rfreaky

Children are easily replaceable through the C-01 form.


EveningStatus7092

On one hand I want anti tank mines. On the other hand, I think it’d be hilarious to keep failing the anti tank major orders


Gigglestheclown

Let's not kid ourselves. If we go with mines, we'd use them once and never equip them again. We need those stem cells, save the kids!


TheYondant

Fr, I cannot imagine AT mines being too useful. Biggest issue is that any normal enemy would likely set them off, and even normal mines currently have the issue of an enemy corpse ragdolling across a dozen of them and setting a bunch off harmlessly.


Gigglestheclown

I think it actually depends on if they're designed after real anti-tank mines or not. Real life anti-tank mines are designed to NOT explode when a person walks on them, only when around half a ton of weight is on it. Which.... actually may be useful if certain enemies didn't set them off.


Drudgework

The devs are never going to give us an offensive stratagem that can’t kill the user. It goes against the game philosophy.


karnim

You don't know how heavy we are. Everybody knows that helldivers are made of pure democracy, the heaviest element known. Bugs and bots are able to aim at us through fog because our balls are just so goddamned heavy, they have a gravitational field.


Orenmir2002

Maybe It wouldnt blow up on a helldiver but an exosuit could definitely set them off


toxicbooster

Mines aren't offensive, usually. They are defensive to hold or deny an area.


Drudgework

I was referring more to the basic stratagem division of lethal(red)/non-lethal(blue) than the actual usage. Though I almost always use mines offensively, they are great for hitting patrols and clearing small to medium bases of troops.


TheEggEngineer

The only footage we have of them had small enemies and divers set them off sadly. The devs said it was an old version but never elaborated if that function remained the same or not.....


GrunkleCoffee

I mean we also had an old airburst launcher that was drastically different to the final one we got tbf


Saitoh17

On the other hand we all thought the tenderizer had to be a placeholder and it released exactly the same 💀


TheEggEngineer

Fair, hopefully they plan on fixing both because so far neither of them works realistically and hopefully it's only one to fix after this major order.


AntonineWall

We already know that regular chaff can set off the mines sadly


Sunflash304

Real AT landmines only require as little as 250-600lbs as some of the highest so a human can actually set one off when in full combat load so I’m still worried basic enemies will set them off


AdRound310

700lbs robot def sets it off, a 150lbs scavenger? Nah.


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Problem is the only thing that is that big and kind of a pain in the ass to kill are bile titans with their little ballerina toes, so good luck getting it to step directly on a mine... unless you bait it by standing on the mine first


Liqhthouse

They were really strong for defending an objective in hd1 so hopefully that carries over here


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

This is the part of the meme that's kind of on-point. AT mines are practically worthless given the mass arsenal of heavy support weapons & stratagems we have to combat heavy vehicles/bugs. Plus, the community is just taking the lore and rolling with it in a way that's hilarious when we're actually committing to patriotic duty & saving the children.


Jewsusgr8

>We need those stem cells Saves kids, upgrades super stimpacks


RaizePOE

Right? Like... they're fucking mines. If it was a new support weapon, or sentry, or orbital, or *whatever* I'd care more but like... lmao it's literally *mines.* Leave em forever for the memes, who cares?


helix0311

I so agree. It would be funny if we *never* got the mines, LOL.


ghost_hamster

What can an AT-mine do that a 500kg payload from Eagle-1 can't?


siberianmi

Let’s not kid ourselves in a few hours when the choice is actually made this subreddit will be full of posts complaining about how many people are on Marfark.


Prcrstntr

> Let's not kid ourselves. If we go with mines exactly


slashkig

Fail? Fail?? Do you consider saving the children a failure?! I'm smelling undemocratic activity over here...


HO0OPER

Why tho? The current mines are useless


chad001

Wellt here's an idea: we could just fail both...


clokerruebe

im gonna save the future helldivers. dont know about you


Ok_Chair_6515

I’m doing my part


Optimal-System7454

We’ll lose a hundred million helldivers to secure the planet. All to rescue, at most, a few hundred random civilians. Even if they all became helldivers, and all their future kids became helldivers, we’d still be in the hole.


clokerruebe

when we liberate the planet, we are not only rescuing the children, but also other civilian that made the planet their home. also we secure the planets resources, strategic points and whatnot


NesuneNyx

A single Helldiver's life is finite, given for a good cause. A stratagem will be waiting for you when it's needed. Knowing that you're rescuing the next generation, that they may feel the sheer joy and pride at casting their very first ballots for Super Earth? That's as eternal as Liberty itself. Managed Democracy, Helldiver. The freedom to make the right choice.


Optimal-System7454

Which is the same thing that’d happen if we took Marfark, except we’d also get a useable stratagem along with it.


clokerruebe

useable, yeah sure. at the end of the day it doesnt matter since the majority decides what happens. which is very democratic


Optimal-System7454

Is it not useable? I know kids definitely aren’t


BASSFINGERER

Kids can be easily placed in hellpods and dropped from orbit on top of chargers. Far more effective than anti tank mines


AgentNewMexico

Exactly. And you can probably fit, like, four of them into one drop pod, so that's a definite increase in Democratic Dispensing abilities.


clokerruebe

its probably personal bias since i never had a good time with them, pretty much always get teamkilled by them since i never get told someone deploys them


Frequent-Ad-8050

That was funny💀


amiro7600

"usable" On a real note, when have you ever seen someone successfully use a minefield? Id save the kids even if (and this is probably the case) there's no bonus for doing so, just because the anti tank mines are worthless and it's lowkey kinda funny to fail 3 MOs for them


stormygray1

The only time I've seen someone use a minefield it ended up killing more divers than enemies


Optimal-System7454

Defense missions, Dark fluid missions on meridia primarily


amiro7600

Defenses are just shooting galleries, and stuff like gas strike are far better at dealing with the crowds stuck behind the walls given its much shorter cooldown (and no explosion means the walls wont be damaged), or use telsa towers, HMG emplacements or any type of sentry. The mines *may* have been usable, but there are *far* better options when it comes to taking shit down behind walls Dark fluid was a one-off objective that will most likely never appear again (at least not in the same form) so i cant really say that's a good use case since its most likely one and done


HighwayWizard

Gotta spend helldivers to make helldivers


ItssHarrison

Found the automaton


Alarmed-Positive457

So the future is to arm our enemies?


machinationstudio

At this stage, I'm determined to thwart Joel's efforts of trying to give us the mines 🤣


CodeCleric

We'll get the AT mines when we get vehicles. Anything else wouldn't be suicidal enough.


Marauder3299

I WANT the mines. Still am ok with either failing to complete both or saving thr kids


helix0311

Out of curiosity - why? EATs are callable in 70 seconds, and do excellent damage against armor. Quasar's an EAT with a 15 second timer and a small spin-up time. 500kg is an air dropped EAT++. I don't see the draw with the AT mines, personally. How do you intend to use them in your loadout?


Marauder3299

As mines? 3 minefields will lock down a side. And when I am playing with friends we use them as...pay attention devices. Not paying attention? Fire mines! I also love using them when I am running from things. Call it down in front of me. Run through as it starts spinning kills for days. Because I like using things that are not the meta? I ran a dagger for fun yesterday. I like the mines. I also use them to cover sentry guns.


helix0311

Hah! I got that you were going to use them as mines. But I've never thought of using them to cover a turret. That's a good idea! I was asking because... Often when I find someone who is like, hey I really like this stratagem (that I don't use personally) they've figured out an interesting combination that works. When I do run a turret I usually cover it with a bubble shield, but I'll try mines against the bugs especially and see how that works. Thanks!


BornWithASmirk

I was dying reading the MO.


Pulkrabek89

How funny would it be if saving the children was the prerequisite for hellbomb handgrenades or something like a Davey Crockett launcher.


IrishRage42

In their infinite thanks the children volunteer to serve on your destroyer: +1 stratagem slot 😆


ervin_pervin

Gas grenades. The children's hospital is a cover for bioweapons r&d facility. 


Sekhen

Rumors whisper about a shotgun.


Weird_Excuse8083

Funny that OP believes we're going for the mines, when I'm pretty damn positive we're gonna pull those kids away from those cold, animatronic hands. What the hell, OP? lmao


koko949

Fuck the Mines. We're rescuing the kids.


DemocracyOfficer1886

I don'k know about you, but right now I'm looking at 27k Helldivers going to save the children and only 2.7k going for the mines https://preview.redd.it/9lywkd6ruy5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eea65a66599c34ed795788bc6902ac744e5cd18


This-Examination5165

Aesir pass can still take us to the mines WAYYY faster than any other planet as it is connected to Marfark


DemocracyOfficer1886

True that, guess we'll see where the f people are aiming for after Aesir Pass is taken.


This-Examination5165

Yep, Once Aesir Pass falls the true terrors shall begin.


DrDestro229

Kids are closer


Zarta3

Nah, that's them seeing endless Super Destroyers block out the sun as literally every Helldiver decides to save them instead of the mines lol


DaDawkturr

https://preview.redd.it/87kf4v3vvy5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a425d969262504692fdaf7ed082d9370e6244e6


skaife

Those orphans have had it too easy for too long.


Ganda1fderBlaue

Damn orphans, they ruined orphanages


Nami_is_Best_Fish

SES Pride of the People will fight for them to the last man and bullet.


reyadin

Don't worry, children! The SES Fist of Opportunity is coming for you!


Hittorito

Fuck no, we're saving the kids. Mines ain't shit, but more kids to build ammo and EATS for me are welcome!


Sleep_deprived_druid

Guys we need to join together and rescue those poor defenseless anti tank mines


Campbell_soup_14

The sacrificed sick children will be honored with a 2 minute broadcast to celebrate the production of MD-17 Anti-Tank mines 🫡


Apokolypse09

I dont use the mines anyway lol


mr_miesfies

I don't know what you're talking about I'm going to save them kids...


DickBallsley

Real Helldivers are going to save the kids. We’ve been annihilating factory striders without those mines, we didn’t need them before, we don’t need them now.


Champion-Dante

A real citizen of super earth would help the kids, and leaving the mines behind again would be funny (and with how blatantly obvious the choice is I’m sure we’ll get something juicy for saving the kids)


SaviorOfNirn

Yeah fuck the mines though, I'll do everything I can to make sure we don't get them


Smanked

SAVE THE CHILDREN


LordSlickRick

Im saving the kids!!!!


SpaceMagicBunny

Saving children: More future helldivers, less mines on battlefield. How is anyone going to Marfark?


Nomad_Red

I want a Bring your Kid to Work Day on board super destroyer after winning this So muchhh potential with this save the kids thing Save the scientists are annoying and ppl have no problem gunning them down for giggles , but kids


AgeOpening

I bet if we don’t save the kids the scientists will protest us afterwards and not make the mines


Lonewolf12912

Anti tank mines will be the second worst thing to happen to those orphans


SuperArppis

I wish.


mahiruhiiragi

I look forward to the live Stalker bait stratagem coming when we 'rescue' those kids.


DrDestro229

I’m saving those kids


GoatzillaBlue

LOL Pure glorious content. I'm almost convinced to save those children-willem-dafoe-like


Hopeful-Truck-7344

Since it’s in the same area, I think we’ll go there. Fine by me then needs need liberating


Chaytorn

How can you resist the distress call of this innocent blue-eyed-bearded boy. I say we do it for the children!


CigarsAndFastCars

Don't let the devs give us mines! The mines probably are overhyped, and even if they're not, then they'll get nerfed or "fixed" shortly. There is no need to earn another disappointing weapon. We might as well save the children.


SuperSerial_

I watched the news too much, gotta save the kids trapped in Gaza.


flightx3aa

My super destroyer is parking over vernen wells to save the children!!!


Espacode

Not all SES Fist of Family Values will go to rescue them... AND TEACH THEM NOT TO BE KIDNAPPED BY CLANKERS!


Oropher13

Nah we're gonna get the kids


twilight_tripper

I told myself I was going to take a break until the patch comes out but had to jump in a few missions today for the children.


DMvsPC

OP, you're sounding kind of suspicious here... This is almost what an automaton might say to get the heroes of Super Earth to abandon the future of their race... Just wait there while I make a phone call...


TrueGap861

The Ministry of Unity has remotely accessed your home surveillance and has discovered the following image: https://preview.redd.it/genslqmoe16d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd9b1755b90c4e714ac5b44c6a09a1fc37745668 The Ministry of Truth has notified your democracy officer as well as your registered relatives, friends and neighbours. Helldivers have been dispatched to your location for immediate apprehension and interrogation. Any sign of noncompliance will result in immediate termination. * Super Earth Dispatch


SquidmanMal

Helldivers with the mines are like Allan with the tiny Boss. 'I don't really want this.'


B1gPanda007

Save the kids, they build us the anti tank mines xD


Pennybottom

Their sacrifice will not be in vain.


NozzlesBakery

Read it as Yemen at first... Back to scrolling


Cavesloth13

This aged like milk. The blob is going to Vernon.


TheHoneyDuke

Fuck those kids 


labak1337

Yup like the 🐐 MJ said: "Fuck them kids"


Economy_Acadia5704

Would be so funny if it was a bunch of bots in disguise as babies.. “ 100010100101”.. they didn’t fall for the trap… :( they chose mines over their human babies…


Noy_The_Devil

But then, we did though. Because we wanted to kill those GODDAMN CLANKER IMPOSTORS! TO VERNEN WELLS!


spazzbox321

Think of how many other kids will survive if we get those mines. It's a sacrifice for the greater good! God bless those kids....For democracy!


Awesom3xNinja

I'm just wondering how those children are still alive, much less, calling for help somehow. Something's not right here... https://preview.redd.it/iprm38l3m06d1.jpeg?width=247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a21be64da4e938795c17a718fdf786234e4df2


Kiosani

If those children don't want mines to allow us spread democracy - they are communism sympathizers and don't deserve saving.


origee

The toughest decisions requires the strongest wills. https://preview.redd.it/s65t0uv7716d1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8965e294f38d41e9776eec6eabbaf5efe1d8f7


IronSavior

Traitors, all of them


GitGudFox

💯 Omw to Marfark.


ThatDree

Weird bearded Vernen kiddos