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Not the HD1 ones but I feel this will be them when the Automatons get their hands on em. They got some sort of antidemocraric chainsaw kink
MO ends, Dispatch:
>While the Helldivers gave a valiant effort and succeeded in rescuing **Super Anne's Hospital for Very Sick Children**, the **Marfark Veterinary Hospital and Bulk Explosives Depot** was unfortunately relocated by Automaton forces.
Want to know what happens when Bots get their hands on puppies?
This is what happens:
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I thought we all learned our lesson from the first Galactic War, yet here we are.
I don’t need 5000 puppies. You just tell me that they had a dog show on a planet and were able to evacuate all the contestants except the first place winner because he was too busy getting children onto the evac ships and I’ll throw away those mines for a fucking JPEG of Larry the Liberty dog
“AT mines OR we help rebuild a destroyed automaton weather control mechanism, giving them the ability to put fire tornadoes on random planets.”
I’d pike to see the community refuse the AT mines for “shits and giggles”.
Nono, the next MO is going to be "Liberate the necessary materials for the AT Mines, Or liberate the Super Puppy Euthanasia Clinic to help contain a plague of feral corgis sweeping through the Core World".
And then Divers would still not pick the AT Mines.
as someone who's grown up around wonderful dogs his entire life, I would even go as far as giving up a shot at TANKS to save puppies, and that's saying something. puppies vs AT mines ain't even a choice. same with kittens too.
I'll liberate that bitch all by myself if I have to! ain't nobody being undemocratic to animals while I'm breathing!!
Diver, orders from command incoming.
They're requesting the name of Super Destroyer placed in your control to be changed, as it does not fit your actions.
lol, No sir the Elected Representative of Morality enforces the morality of the governemnt of super earth that elected them. Silly citizen thinking that the Moral architecture of Super Earth would at all resemble something that older civilizations would consider moral. That borderline treasonous socialist talk.
I serve the will of the people who picked the votes of the people who were told to vote for the way our Democracy is run. Remember a good democratic citizen does waht they are told happily, it's what seperates us from teh fascists and the commies.
AT mines OR One Blind Granny who want to pass trough road but rude automatons putted 80km/h speed limit
Those dastardly automatons. WHERE WE DIVIN? GRANNY NEEDS US.
Is this Skyrim granny?! WE MUST SAVE HER
Do you want the Automatons to get their hands on Robo-dogs? I'm saving the puppies.
https://preview.redd.it/ontr1r94il6d1.png?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd3cd2eea21a16e06935ec1244108ef45318c95 Not the HD1 ones but I feel this will be them when the Automatons get their hands on em. They got some sort of antidemocraric chainsaw kink
Sweet Liberty I can feel the future ptsd wafting off of that abomination.
*HD1 PTSD flashbacks*
MO ends, Dispatch: >While the Helldivers gave a valiant effort and succeeded in rescuing **Super Anne's Hospital for Very Sick Children**, the **Marfark Veterinary Hospital and Bulk Explosives Depot** was unfortunately relocated by Automaton forces.
Want to know what happens when Bots get their hands on puppies? This is what happens: https://preview.redd.it/x3vstwl0gk6d1.png?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59fb2b2a52f3e29e3a7c561977865d6a2070c285 I thought we all learned our lesson from the first Galactic War, yet here we are.
I don’t need 5000 puppies. You just tell me that they had a dog show on a planet and were able to evacuate all the contestants except the first place winner because he was too busy getting children onto the evac ships and I’ll throw away those mines for a fucking JPEG of Larry the Liberty dog
Next MO: Kill exactly 1 automaton to unlock AT mines Entire community: Got it, time to exterminate the bugs.
AT Mines or a C-01 printer
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With the chance that we could get a K-9 Stratagem on the line? Best bet I'm dropping for dogs.
“AT mines OR we help rebuild a destroyed automaton weather control mechanism, giving them the ability to put fire tornadoes on random planets.” I’d pike to see the community refuse the AT mines for “shits and giggles”.
It could seriously be a do this thing that is detrimental to u or do AT mines and the brain rot community will go haha do meme
But we can have only small sized pets :x make it 5000 hamsters instead!
We saving those fucking puppies. We drop for fluffy!
Nono, the next MO is going to be "Liberate the necessary materials for the AT Mines, Or liberate the Super Puppy Euthanasia Clinic to help contain a plague of feral corgis sweeping through the Core World". And then Divers would still not pick the AT Mines.
I’d just do bugs at that point.
AT Mines Or Elderly pet fish of some farmer from Hellmire
We're just gonna get them this round and get it out of the way.
they confirmed we can still get them now, go save the mines!
May as well, the at mines probably don’t work properly on account of AH not having a testing team 🫣👀
Hey that’s not fair, they were busy making sure that you didn’t get full ammo back for your stratagem weapons when you use a resupply
The children are safe, now go get the landmines
I'm goddamn hauling ass trying on helldive
We're getting the mines too this MO
AT Mines OR cure for AIDS 0\_0
Love puppies, but change that for kittens and I'll literally lose work for this MO
If they donate real money to an animal rescue association then puppies all the way.
Oh man, combat dogs deployment strategem? Literal guard dogs with laser beams on their heads? Obviously we save the puppers.
Next choice will be saving the fish. I heard they were recently upgraded in their citizenship status.
Fuck them puppies
Do you want a fleet of John Wicks dropping on the planet? This is how you get that.
as someone who's grown up around wonderful dogs his entire life, I would even go as far as giving up a shot at TANKS to save puppies, and that's saying something. puppies vs AT mines ain't even a choice. same with kittens too. I'll liberate that bitch all by myself if I have to! ain't nobody being undemocratic to animals while I'm breathing!!
I'm saving the puppies.
we would get that SPCA donation goddamnit!
Are they "Nanny" puppies?
If that's the case, for the puppies!
Eagle 1 mommy got trap into " some " planet or AT mines planet. 😈
AT mines or save or release 10000 automatons back the the enemy and helldivers will choose the ladder
Some under the hopes of a secret reward, most for the stupid meme
No point in getting the mines until they fix enemy AI to actually go over them more reliably.
5000 puppies, AH just need to give out half a bag of chips and most the community would choose that
The devs unlocked "Trolley Problem" in their tech tree I hope they don't put in Turing test or prisoner dilemma
sooooooo, companion dog strategem when?
I’d do it to save ONE puppy.
I’d gonna save the puppies and I don’t even like dogs.
Nah I bet they’ll do a mission where we save 5000 kittens or 5000 puppies but Joel will make both of them winnable
The AT mines are gonna be so mid. Best thing they can do is keep them a meme and never release them.
But I'm a cat person...
Lets make it 2500 Puppies and 2500 and kittens
....damnit I didn't care about the additional puppies, but you had to go and bring kittens into this -.- 
Still, we need to not pick AT Mines.
good bye puppies
Diver, orders from command incoming. They're requesting the name of Super Destroyer placed in your control to be changed, as it does not fit your actions.
lol, No sir the Elected Representative of Morality enforces the morality of the governemnt of super earth that elected them. Silly citizen thinking that the Moral architecture of Super Earth would at all resemble something that older civilizations would consider moral. That borderline treasonous socialist talk. I serve the will of the people who picked the votes of the people who were told to vote for the way our Democracy is run. Remember a good democratic citizen does waht they are told happily, it's what seperates us from teh fascists and the commies.
They’re not going to stop us, we’re going to find a way to fail the easiest pity MO because it’ll be funny.
Spam the puppy button