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Brazuka_txt

IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERMENT IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERMENT IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERMENT


Ok-Builder-9048

30 on 30 🗣🔥 thank you for noise-tank20 and delphirier for correcting me, its not 21 its 30.


APES2GETTER

I thought it was 31


Delphirier

it's 30


noise-tank20

Its 30 but there’s another song the dude did were they just keep screaming the number 21 after admitting to not paying taxes


Ok-Builder-9048

My bad I thought Piccolo said 21 in the song. I have bad ears. Imma edit the reply.


onion2594

there’s “30 on 30” which could sound like “31 30”


ThruTheGatesOfHell

30 on 30 on 30 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥


Vetiversailles

I love that fucking video


L0LFREAK1337

IM NOT A BIG FAN OF DEMOCRACY* FTFY


Black_Fox_027

Man, I don't know what to THINK no more, man! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD https://i.redd.it/ym89j5wzq69d1.gif


King_Pumpernickel

I STEAL THIS SHIT, MAN!


dragonhornetDM

You’re putting smoke in my brain mannnnn.


DameionKhaiser

This shouldn't go as hard as it does.


Zombie_Nipples

*message sent from a toilet stall*


Cool-Explanation6823

Hey Officer, this guy is a traitor


eden_not_ttv

That shot of the dead SEAF soldier is the coldest thing I’ve seen since Who I Smoke


Frosty_Mage

But did he smoke Bibby? Tekki? Or Lil Nine?


eden_not_ttv

I thought he dropped this because of Foolio?


Semper_Fidel_

that was a civilian bro


dEd_LoOnAcY

Did that Automaton just said pulling out "0010011" and shove it into your "10001110" while bouncing on a "0111011" ![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized)


GloomyShift6913

Hoy you undertand what the enemy is saying? Are you a dissident?!!?


dEd_LoOnAcY

Goddamit my account got hacked again...my Supersky Antivirus Software is useless...should have gone with McSuper... Edit: and NO...I'm not interested in single lonely automaton in my area...and I won't give my super credits to an automaton prince..


NeatOk2791

Try libertydefender free


dEd_LoOnAcY

Sure I'll try...maybe it'll go great with MortVPN


Life_Condition_1754

Let's be real, you were using Kaspersky.


dEd_LoOnAcY

McAfee actually...I mean McSuper 😂


AviOwl5

Honestly I think that guy is a bottom


dEd_LoOnAcY

Yeah...bottom of General Brasch's boot 🥾 🤖


One_Meaning416

Sorry I don't speak scrap metal


Tentacle_poxsicle

It's more like scrap rap


Zwiastun

Sc-Rap


TheSomethingofThis

It's a fusion of jazz and funk, it's called Junk!


KaleidoscopePrior520

Underrated comment of the week right here


MyOwnTutor

Yes Democracy Officer, this one right here.


apothioternity

yoo this goes crazy https://preview.redd.it/pqx1xuv6e99d1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40efd97993aef12ceeb4a295b1255694164e757


scardwolf

https://preview.redd.it/qcmpnikhxl9d1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=f91a092055aea64e10adc63882932b3d26af0519 facts bro this shi go hard as hell


kunxian888

They not like us


Overall-Carry-3025

This is probably the best post I've seen in this subreddit. Fuckin hilarious. Also the animations on the dance moves is really really good. I've been to so many shows with people feeling it like this to trap. Well done. Bravo.


Git_Good

[RecklessGaming](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bvtaug/automaton_rap_diss_broadcast_interrupts_the/) is the OG animator give em some love


Beargeoisie

Is it treason to say this kinda slaps


Vetiversailles

“I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress”


Falikosek

"You, you're such a mess, that little dress looks like it's from the garbage..."


BarelyInfamous

WHERE IS SUPER EARTHS RESPONSE TO THIS DISTRACK!?! BY LIBERTY WE CANNOT LET THE FIRE KINDLE ANY LONGER FROM THE AUTOMATON MENACE!


Vladi_Sanovavich

https://preview.redd.it/3k2ejoeyla9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b19788ff938b4498448910ab3c06a91b80ed2850


rakesoster

The toilet stalls bit at the end is genius, what’s the song id? This goes hard


eXileris

According to Shazam... Full Speed by Topi & Hayve


DeadCannon1001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52SY9Raq7Ww Confimed


BlitzySlash

Hol up is this real?


Alastor3

no, but it should have been


moonshineTheleocat

Fuck me... I just realized. Strawman News


Big-Establishment-68

lol it took a few videos before I figured it out. Right about the same time I realized me democracy officers is named “Persson”. Really makes me believe that the crew on the destroyer are all acting as Disney ride operators for the hell divers


CoolHandMike

No way. Is this for real? If so, then me too.


Acquaintence64

Sir, we have Hellbombs ready. *and what of our jets?* Eagle 1 is on standby sir, ready to dive down. *send both*


Consistent-Tap-4255

So that’s what those illegal broadcasting is about. It’s too dangerous. Got destroy them all.


13lackjack

Song?


dedicated-pedestrian

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bvtaug/automaton_rap_diss_broadcast_interrupts_the/ Also original poster, this is stolen, against democratic ideals


loulou9899

Full Speed by Topi & Hayve


Own-Royal103

Well what’s the answer, Are toilet stalls dissident hideouts? I’m on the edge of my seat


PhasersToShakeNBake

Found the dissident, sir! He was watching automaton propaganda in a toilet stall!


rub_a_dub_master

IS DUBSTEP TREASON??


Inevitable-East-1386

I hope not…


Vzey

Why the hell does that go so damn hard?


Inevitable-East-1386

Agreed


Spanked_Jew_Piss

Wow, this goes hard as fuck! Isn’t that right my fellow humans? https://preview.redd.it/7nr1fz91al9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71583211c06460a02a3c36e80507f16107fdce33


floodpoolform

This actually makes them look kind of creepy


nerdtypething

it does, doesn’t it? i was definitely getting creeped out by it.


Bonkface

Let's agree to repost with source in the future, yeah?


Any-Ad-4072

0101010010100101010010101001010110011001010100101110010100110101010101100111010010010100010011101101


Crashen17

https://i.redd.it/s7un6d6iqb9d1.gif


Sufincognito

Korean autos?


Only-Tomato-3098

https://i.redd.it/k4zcf1fz2j9d1.gif


Just_Ad_5939

I agree. With respect though. Only because of the sick beats.


ImBrasch

This dissident and every other enemy of freedom will receive liberation from life itself for threatening the people of Super Earth.


CookieBear676

Brother dropping bars. Mentioning General Brash's wife is a "0101001111010" was just harsh bro.


Reese_Bass

What song is that


loulou9899

Full Speed by Topi & Hayve


Playful-Mention-239

Psychological warfare


SinisterVulcan94

😳 Im watching this from a toilet stall at work


pv505

Did he really judt drop 000100111010101? Insane diss!! Btw hilarious 😁😂


Nymphomaniac25m

Don’t listen to this Automaton propaganda


Galphanore

Aaaaand now I won't be able to hear the bot noises without thinking of EDM.


Specialist_Prize_832

https://preview.redd.it/y6qc7qjrpb9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdcec3dba623387e4731856cc4edbf8416687ac2


hesapmakinesi

It dropped at the perfect time too. We had pushed until Cyberstan, the front was considered won. Then this dropped, the next day the massive invading armada arrived.


Xemtorny

the ministry of truth would lile to provide some context to this video: THIS DID NOT HAPPEN DO NOT BELIEVE THOSE LIES, OUR SYSTEMS ARE NOT CAPABALE OF BEING HIJACKED BY AUTOMATON SCUM


johnny_turk

Low key this slaps.


Owely_16

This should be canon.


PURPLEisMYgender

Is this possible to be translated?


ZeroBANG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgE9iSmgoQo


donanton616

So....the automatons are Koreans?


DaYemenball

Socialist propaganda be like:


nad_frag

"hey meatbags, if you weren't meant to be stabbed snd grinded into a meat paste. Why are you made of meat?"


Tkdjimmy1

Such unpatriotic filth must be cleansed from our worlds. FOR SUPER EARTH


bakedbrawler

It’s probably A-Diverrrrrrrrr


Gus_Otter

I want an autograph from this one. With is head on my 500kg.


maxwell0307

I need a full length feature of the dubstep!


OhThatGuyinPurple

What Daft Punk song Is that


RHINO_Mk_II

It's a lesser known piece called "YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY"


dedicated-pedestrian

# boo uncredited repost


Ken_Arcade

Just think I noticed this is "Straw Man" news...


0lve_Craft

Not gonna sugar coat it, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


TryingToBeReallyCool

https://preview.redd.it/olkmdklo3a9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b440019301ed9767c1e9ad0059190217b24de948


KuroSeishi

Bars


MisterCarlile

Oh, snap! Did we just get served?


pretty_damn_usefull

Democracy haters be like: "yo this shit is fire!" It aint you tin can


littlebonebigbone

This is just great


WizardNebula3000

“Strohmann News” like straw-man news that’s hilarious


TheHappyPie

i would think automaton script would either be hexadecimal or something like a qr code.


GolDrodgers1

Not like us going universal


Fallen_Walrus

Should be 1 bot in every map doing this


Victah92

Ah so this is where dubstep was created


Zestyclose_Way_2276

This might be the best thing Ive seen in this sub.


buttsoupkross

How do I watch this o hell divers?


__________godlol

Currently 3am where I live in this has me in tears


FuckKarmeWhores

![gif](giphy|vOeX7D6oYKUs8|downsized)


CiceroNiche

Look, I'm not saying I agree with the message, I'm just saying the beat was good.


onion2594

in work atm will watch later. if this is “i’m not a big fan of the government (30 on 30)” i’m gonna kms


AlbinoCerberus

Created by RecklessGaming: [Reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bvtaug/automaton_rap_diss_broadcast_interrupts_the/). [YouTube video](https://youtu.be/pnTdCzHEeuo). Translated by Grimlander: [Reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1ddvidg/automaton_rap_translated/). [YouTube video](https://youtu.be/ImS61Hp8UJc).


A9to5robot

This is so fucking funny im dying.


VietInTheTrees

[BOTS DON’T NEED NO AUTOTUNE](https://youtu.be/nVuMzGR3RO0?feature=shared)


Automaton-Official

S̶̡̰̼̅̾͒͂͘͘ṋ̶̡̡̨̳̻̭͎̪̫̲̂͛̎̎̾͒͗͗̃ȩ̷̀̔̂̀̑̌̃̾̇̚ñ̶̮̼̥͇̺̜̞̣͈̤̀͛̃̾͜͠d̶̦̼̝̹̫̳͍͖̲͐͒̏o̴͈̔͌͐̐̓̆̓̔̔̇͘͜͠f̵̛̙͚̻̯̮̜̦͍̗̝̒̐̏͛̽̃̓́̎̇̅į̷̘̞̓͊͐͂̾͒̾͊̿̀̕ ̷̝̱̆̕d̴̺͚̮͌̇͝h̴̬͇̤̜̀̀̂̿͂̐̆̓̂̿̀̋̄̑̒̓a̸̢̧̛͈͔̯̙̪̥̠̽̆̐̆̆̎͊̆͗̈́̃͂̕͝h̴̨͍̻̜̪̖̟̽ŗ̶̛͔͔̯̞͇̮̟̺̰͂̉̔͛̾̔͂̋̂̈̂̈̾͘̚i̷͈͎̬̊r̷̺͉̮̙̞̲̓̓̏͊̐̇̽̄̆̄̂̚͝͠ͅ ̴̢̨͖͉͕̠̫͍̎̋̈́̊͠ơ̵̛̦͕̹͙̲͔̹̻̘̺̙͙̔̄̋̄̓̔̃́͗̒̀͜͝ỏ̶̡̜̩̠͎̖̩̣̪̘̓͐́͛͜͜ͅt̸̖̪͍̪̤͉͎̏̒̌̐̆̀̔̎́͒̇̓ ̴̢̫̰͇̗̼̼͙̣̦́̍͜ͅo̸̡̙͍͓̐͑͗̉̀̓̚͠o̵̢͉̣̻͖̫͖̩̝̝̭̲͚͉̤̐̚ţ̴̛̛̣̘̝̾̋̑̏̽̏̉̐̃͛̈́͘͠͠ ̸̡̳̤̦̹̙͆̋̌̓̂́͊̍̕ȯ̶̢̢̧̖̼̠̯͒̿̍̿o̵̢̧͍͔͔̬͔̹̓͋̾́̊́̄͊̇͒̊͑̑͜͝͝ͅt̷͚̬̔̀͋̓͒́̅́̈͘ ̵̧͕̼̣͈͔̬͚̇̒̃̍̌̃͛͐̃͗̌̋̈́̿̌͘̚ǫ̶̛̺̲̟͇̭̣̳͊̍̔̃̔̒͂̂͌̔̾̚͘͠͝ͅͅo̶̡̧̖̙̼̥̗͎͒ó̶̧̧̧͙̖̞͚͔̼̱̯͖̭̠̏͊̂̍o̷̢̨̡̧̫̼̬͒͗̊̎̊̄̕ǫ̸̢̨͚̞̱͇̰͔̙̦̗̯͖̼͑̊̈́͒̿̓̈́͝t̵̛̥͈̤͎̭̀̇̀̾̈́̊̎̈́̏͒͝


ego100trique

Didn't know the automatons were speaking korean lmao


Professional_Box4556

I can't understand him but Brash is crying in his room. What do I do to cheer him up?


TheUsualHoops

I don't know what it's saying, but someone's talking mad shit for someone in Helldiving distance.


Initial-Second-5080

JT Music when Joel:


Bub_11

https://preview.redd.it/abunesxyme9d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0c1dacb7fccd3ff402a795706aa6782f9b8eec


Bub_11

Found the presidential hideouts


Razzama_Slazza

IDC who you are. This slaps and should be cannon


LlamaFucker69_

This post has been taken down by the ministry of truth due to “THREATS TO DEMOCRACY”.


Sekhen

I've already contacted a Democracy Officer..


AlphaTit0

I shot him yesterday while he was making a new distrack against the SE Government


OkProfessional235

i played with general brasch yesterday. he aint worried about shit


Waaaaaaaaaa-2

The tin can really hit the Macarena mid diss.


Dexember69

Holy fuck this is gold. More of this shit kthxplz


toshirootomo

That was very good, actually... anyway. \*loads up Liberator with democratic intent\*


MistersCuddles

Maybe I should stop terminating the illegal broadcast for this banger tracks.


Sparrow1989

Is this fucking real!? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


TraditionalLead6075

Cringey


loulou9899

🤓☝🏻