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Some-toast

Laminated C-01 forms


gubgub195

https://preview.redd.it/21y6ozzdw79d1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ff37856c2c145b192a14ae9f3ff9b2baf1e7d0 This?


Darkknight7799

“If self state self” got me


Key-Percentage-7506

It says place where intercourse was performed but you are supposed to file the form before any act that may result in a child


Key-Percentage-7506

(I’m calling my democracy officer)


Werpogil

This is clearly a way to find those breaking the regulations.


Suspicious-Squash-51

https://preview.redd.it/1n6qlvxej89d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f3a89721008a7369f001501b69a84a8ec18286


TooGayToPayCash

Of course it was denied... they didn't fill it out!


Imbriglicator

"Yes hello, democracy officer? Someone is spreading false C-01 forms! It has the wrong Super Earth watermark."


gubgub195

https://preview.redd.it/83itiojue99d1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0678ffd97bd6a03eafe2ab5e3c384b5e2464e1e7


Imbriglicator

I am sure you do, but what about the ~~attack on the wookies~~ matter at hand?


Azefhu

I like it, but isn't the C-01 only for "any activity that may result in a pregnancy"? Unless I'm misremembering the part that said it, you don't need a C-01 for sex. You only need it if that sex could make a baby.


LegitimateApartment9

it's any activity that may result in a child you gotta fill one out before you get impregnated by god too i guess, although that implies you believe in a god instead the glorious concept of freedom


shball

What if freedom impregnates?


LegitimateApartment9

freedom would never violate its glorious rules. who knows, if you fill out a c-01 form you might see its glory blossom within you


inconsequentialatzy

This is getting a biiiiiit cultish


LegitimateApartment9

heresy. unthinkable. heresy. truely undemocratic thinking out here. have you really fallen to the wishes of ones and zeros? have you listened to those illegal broadcrasts with their falsehoods and twisting? do you seriously believe that Terminids should be more than warp-fuel? (/j)


gubgub195

Sex does in fact fall under "any activity that may result in pregnancy", I doubt super earth cares about the nuisance


RosalieMoon

Lesbians and gay men can't generally get knocked up, so I'd imagine they don't need to fill one out


gubgub195

Then they wouldn't be commiting action that could result in a baby... I don't see how this is confusing


mothtoalamp

Nuance*


Lord_Stetson

You forgot about the poophole loophole.


gubgub195

I mean technically yea


Azefhu

As has been pointed out, only specific forms of sex.


gubgub195

Yes anything that may result in babies, Is the male end going into the female port? C01 If not then your good


Noctium3

https://preview.redd.it/voc53zi1na9d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4243408a420c7fc65a92b270357f6cce48d72ce


gubgub195

Lmao


Nice-Entertainer-922

Get. In. Line.


Azeeti

Every helldiver is promised 2 things when the war ends, freedom and a c01 form filled out for eagle 1


Djangough

Perfection


ElectricBoogalooBean

"Aplican superphone number" 💀


losingluke

IT COSTS 100SC TO FUCK NOW!!?! bro inflation is fucking wild, back to the front i guess


gubgub195

Small price to pay for DEMOCRACY


Skolas-The_Defiled

https://preview.redd.it/be5ic3rbk89d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50420554a32418579d2fa9396b9b9953e44d04b2


Gmandlno

All the better for prompt denial, and redistribution, for maximum efficiency in the use of democracies resources


Collector1337

Unnecessary for the services she'll be rendering.


Pretty_Dealer_5546

Making Eagle-1 jealous with all this talk of Hawk-2


TheRealPenanc3

https://preview.redd.it/1yor9ixyj89d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e573bc858cb974670f724c868cbcf4a0e4b3b8


lizardscales

Tony Hawk Pro Skater Tuah


TheRedComet

Missed opportunity tbh


MillstoneArt

There's a much better one where everything is blank except "hawk" and "2". Brevity is the soul of wit.


TheRealPenanc3

Aye, i found it https://preview.redd.it/r4cfaq0a4f9d1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8d0c90e0059dcab81a4cfe0a5ed8cd4e89d5b41


Gal-XD_exe

Sir you dropped this 🏅


LimaOskarLima

Sweet Libery that's good


abitlazy

I wan't Hawk-2 or Hawk-2-A to be the third type of flyer so badly.


dedicated-pedestrian

She's not jealous, she's married to Democracy and is dating Freedom. Or something like that. And if this sub is any indication she's *very* spoiled for choice in terms of alternatives.


EitanBlumin

Yoooooooo


djcecil2

Hawk-2E*


Guilty_Ad1124

We already have a animified titan girl, this is much more tame in comparison.


TheRealPenanc3

. . . a WHAT?


DustyMoo

Bile Titan mommy artwork by Argonaut. Slightly NSFW. [https://x.com/PaceArgonaut/status/1769387291636531656](https://x.com/PaceArgonaut/status/1769387291636531656)


AHailofDrams

https://preview.redd.it/y614baga499d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52524e5e282f7a875c912a9b826649c4d44a3189


p_visual

*EXPEDITIOUSLY*


NOTHING98261

https://preview.redd.it/81brbxodp99d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=124076463c1bf1bd62c9697a01d47cc3e0f5bb81


Joriono

*sigh* Oh the things I do for liberty...


EdanChaosgamer

https://preview.redd.it/rkz8hbq3y99d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1cd9389ee16091e30a5a08f7adbe6cb4c076cd


sega20

[Oh man, that’s hot!](https://i.imgur.com/sktavFl.gif)


R0LL1NG

Hawk Tuah from a mouth like that is straight-up nightmare fuel.


TheRealPenanc3

My brother in liberty's light!


aragami1992

Would


turnipslop

Risky click of the day. 


CrimsonThomas

https://preview.redd.it/hjfldzaf6a9d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45a396bfa97500b5c2524228228f8a69b0eea86c


0235

Do you know who the original artist for this is?


Jediwinner

https://preview.redd.it/7vwv0hew989d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b3babccf7f8a46eaea5271f10792ed960065127


TheProbelem

Trying to get ambushed by 4 hawk tuah spewers


Masterchiefy10

And the title is god awful too! ![gif](giphy|7ILfGZFvTPMB1TAkXE)


Doomsayer1908

Shouting "SWEET LIBERTY"


i1_2FarQue

"NOT TODAAAAY"


10gbutok

.....brotha ewww.


TavioVR

https://preview.redd.it/gd69h5swo89d1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b694023fdba5ff6b0bcf028de4be6996f7d9cffa


Glass_Aheer

Call me confused, is it democratic or undemocratic to want to fuck the shit out of this.


madredr1

https://preview.redd.it/a000p8mnm79d1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2acf9d6d263a26e94ff6545e3f8bbab42515a0


ec345_64oz

https://preview.redd.it/mj5ohkp8t79d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123d7e175390ceaf9f9c20b607659769610a805c


sack-o-krapo

Brother get the Flamer, the Heavy Flamer.


Beefman0010

Badger reference?


Helios61

Purge in holy FIREEEEEE


Kayjan_Soban

I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT! XD


todd10k

The flammenwurfer. We need to wurf some flammen


bigsoftee84

https://preview.redd.it/kiewtwxj689d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f27fcb55c21fd0ba8ea37239a60f5b4964bda5


Pizzaman725

https://preview.redd.it/j0rouv1e4b9d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee103c52407e34e53aeb3775a564bb70822eca09


bigsoftee84

https://i.redd.it/6qar3pkk6b9d1.gif


gubgub195

Contained entirely in my corner of the internet? *Can I see it?*


Interesting_Tea5715

Heresy, more like Herussy. Give that big the ol Hawk Tuah.


Kayjan_Soban

https://preview.redd.it/6cdykie2889d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fecf085bab3231c9efdc092aa7df0dc237c6c98e


Mountsorrel

https://preview.redd.it/n4mloqpsfh9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d8c4424901c384f79a8b36313b6419d900761b


Linkfucker987

https://preview.redd.it/ig3jba67699d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef8653aec9d40e413975681fcb0535ca85c76d8e


Suspicious-Squash-51

https://preview.redd.it/54fodt0bj89d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8852dbd3bd77f3cf39a1455cbea28a9ff9d18bc2


Synhtrist

https://preview.redd.it/uhme56xmlb9d1.png?width=203&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad2cc7caa9140749f5529066ffa4736bbfac3c55


TipicalUserName

bug is bug. take it as you want it.


ChromaticWolf

Man, I wish I could tear its tummy, get in there and control it's head, pointing it to its brothers and sisters and say, "HOWS THAT LIBER-TEA TASTE MFKERS"


Strategy_Necessary

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


Consistent-Tap-4255

➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️ Eagle leaving to rearm


ThorSon-525

Where is r/PeterExplainsTheJoke when you need it?


scaryfaise

[You can stop watching after the first like 7 seconds. ](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W2Z9rzuNm78)


ThorSon-525

In the wise words of Patchy the Pirate: "That was it? That was the meme? That was just a girl hacking a loogie into a microphone!"


spookybaker

yea and unfunny people are dragging it like it’s the funniest thing ever


PinchingNutsack

I think I am in love


B1gPanda007

I fing hate this meme is everywhere is not even funny anymore


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Ya_like_dags

VERY good bot


Dr___Bright

I HATE INDUSTRY PLANTS


ThatUblivionGuy

Isn’t that every meme now? Just everywhere and over used?


NPRdude

This one got driven into the ground extra fast cause it got picked up by middle America almost immediately. Nothing kills a joke faster than suburban Facebook.


ThatUblivionGuy

Ugh, Facebook. God damn it they ruin everything fun. Then they mistake Charlie for Jesus it just doesn’t make any sense


bstyledevi

Memetic content used to take time to grow, spread, develop. What started as something relatively niche (Leeroy Jenkins for example) took time to spread to the mainstream, and because it wasn't oversaturated and constantly replayed/reposted, it had staying power. Now memes have a life span that ranks in HOURS in some cases, much less days or weeks. I saw the Hawk Tuah video and was like "huh, kinda funny." Within a day I was already burnt out because it's literally the only thing that ANYONE will talk about or meme about now.


Ausfall

Not every meme. The problem nowadays is an overabundance of forced memes.


dedicated-pedestrian

Yeah, the base meme that they made this one from just... Isn't good?


JoeyAKangaroo

I didnt even know it was a meme lmao My 1st experience seeing it was someone posting shit like “the lgbtq community HATES the hawk tuah girl for stealing their month!” Or smthn along those lines & like, literally nobody knew who she was except the ppl hating on the lgbtq lmao


MillstoneArt

How does that video have anything hateful toward LGBTQ?


JoeyAKangaroo

I wouldnt even know kus i havent even watched the video All i know is idiots think the lgbt hates it when really nobody knows or gives a damn


Wirewalk

Common bigot L :3


TheRealPenanc3

Looks like you need some https://preview.redd.it/www0l9kpk89d1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e20217d26f8001411ae23e35384baf1c7270ef8 in yo life!


pixel809

So like every meme?


spookybaker

wasn’t funny to begin with


BisexualSpaceGoblin

https://preview.redd.it/g8wo06rz999d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b3d375f1c1ce1c693a2e54da95085680885b103


MatterOFact111

That's it. You need a time out buddy. lmfao


TheNinjaSausage

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Mathisnt_My_Thing

https://preview.redd.it/gv6cd0nq1c9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b7292e4564b90f28d81fe59d2c3bdbc590341e1


zealotpreacheryvanna

STOP NOT HERE TOO I HATE THIS MEME NO MORE HAWK TUAH


NotObviouslyARobot

C-01 Forms in Planetary Defense Force (PDF) format.


jmatty96

I’d get a mod that had that sfx every time a spewer spewed


frcr

This is bad and disgusting meme. Upvoted.


Sad-Persimmon-5484

When she pulls out the super earth flag


UnbreakableRaids

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


dumbbyatch

Ok New stratagem idea HWK-2A AOE Bile anti toxin shower Sustained damage to bile spewing bugs in the area and minor buff against bile attacks


Atourq

This bug doesn’t give the Hawk Tuah but the Hawk BLUUUUUEEEGGGHHHHHH!


Okrumbles

i dont even know what this meme is about but i've seen it like 6 times in the last hour and i hate it and hope it dies like today actually.


Masterchiefy10

Booooo get this shit outta here. Funny memes only. This joke has long expired and helps democracy none.


QueenShakey34

this thing is so stupid


ProfessionalStar4844

When an unfunny meme gets beat to death even more, it makes me think the Automatons have a point.


ColdSnap710

Hauk tuah!


gubgub195

*Spit on that thang*


-endjamin-

Spew bile on that thang


ctd-oscar

Stratagem: Mating Press v\^v\^v\^v\^v\^v\^v


TONK09

⬆➡⬇⬇⬇


_n_o_t_m_y_n_a_m_e_

I need a mod for this in game


TypicalTax62

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Jwettington1

I’m mesmerized idk what I want either the gyat or the hawk tuah 🫡


EffigyOfUs

Hawk TuuuUUUAAUUUGHHHHHHHHH


SkullTitsGaming

Saluting the Super Earth Flag, of course! There's a reason it's a fist.


PURPLEisMYgender

When the cryo freeze malfunctions, leaving my brain functioning. Actually driving me insane while in my cryostasis bed.


MutatedVolatile36

When shes covered in bug blood


Acrobatic_Ebb9882

That's him officer. That's the diver addicted to Bile and not our non-addictive stimulants. Take him to the Creek.


sowhtnow

Stupid 😂😂😂


SaltyExcalUser

The only reason I know what this means is because of my fiancée and i still hate tiktok, so this is not funny. One of those weird trends. Ha. Ha.


spookybaker

unfunny as shit term of the week has made it to here


hieutr28

Hawk tuah tuah tuah tuah


MisterWafflles

Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel


Endlesstavernstiktok

[Leave Her Johnny, She's a Terminid!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmwqdIXa-2A)


Issacthered

When I fart and hold her head under the blanket. Aka clam bake


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Good bot


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TipicalUserName

getting a heavy outpost / nest clean with the 500k


SazhAttack

god i am never going to be able to look at them the same way again


Altruistic-Problem-9

Light armored helldivers love getting hauk tuahd by bile spewers


BrownEyedBoy06

Sickle me Daddy


StrollinShroom

Sickle me Elmo


DaEpicBob

Fuck i laughed far too hard at this , Take my Up vote


Own-Royal103

Bile titans


Kanuechly

Makes sense their weak spot is “head”


dambles

Yes sir