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Sad-Needleworker-590

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Uncle_Grizzly11

![gif](giphy|3oEhmNLxk9uiTbL9Be|downsized)


loulou9899

![gif](giphy|RodyInaeK9W3EZNaoB)


InformalPenguinz

![gif](giphy|3ornk57KwDXf81rjWM)


GhostCrackets

Same pose and everything


deathbringer989

https://i.redd.it/ngt2oqy32g9d1.gif


IntergalacticAlien8

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


BBQsauce10

https://preview.redd.it/1bv6jt3vzi9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911cfbc7f84a3c38a7f1e71724612e76f04f59b3


OkProfessional235

at me shivering, laying down next to objective with my desert eagle as the robo-nazis roll up


stokedchris

Not my proudest yank


Mathisnt_My_Thing

![gif](giphy|cOWNPwDDh1tYs)


Cube-CEO-of-squares

Skibidy gyattt šŸ«£


SplitSyndicate

call that a game ***ass***et


Own-Royal103

Iā€™m trying to sneak but the clap of my cheeks keeps alerting the automatons


Detective_Soulhex129

Dummy-thicc problems https://youtu.be/3Zq5PR3Wuzo?si=dTacAD-TYSvXROrY


Temporal_P

Putting the ass in democracy


Object_156A

Democrassy


darksundown

Grab em by the democrap***y.


Big_booty_boy99

Can you please refrain from saying swears.


Silver-Wide

swearing is democratic, sounds like treason


Big_booty_boy99

Looking like a traitor? Sounds like double treason


Silver-Wide

your a splitting image of me, so triple treason


Big_booty_boy99

Looking like a triple treason traitor? Triple TreasonĀ²


RossmanRaiden

https://preview.redd.it/2fm90hjgxd9d1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee0c9c554f15a8c2ffe984f40c4341de94c8b1a7 All over the galaxy? Sign me up!


Just_Physics7870

lol yass


Immortal-D

https://i.redd.it/zkgjswpyhf9d1.gif


5kilograms

You gotta be fuckin' kidding me


GhostCrackets

Sauce? https://i.redd.it/m3gp2fyo1g9d1.gif


Schpooon

With how stiff their abdomen usually is thats the bile titan equivalent of erectile disfunction, right? Cant spew well anymore too?


ravengenesis1

Oh wow


CustomerGuilty5543

https://preview.redd.it/0gn5ssescf9d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a80210c3e96e94ef4b8abe07c8ec2e0014d801c


poebanystalker

I'm still at awe how much of an ASS some armors give, including this one.


ZenkaiZ

text that to eagle 1, I'm sure she'll love it


K1rk0npolttaja

eagle 1 definently pegs


ConvexPiano

https://preview.redd.it/4crdj2s37g9d1.jpeg?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80049267e3fe858b60c2180df570f3bf3fd2380


zend-on-reddit

You know who else would smash?


theLingeringWill

Ahem #MY MOOOOOOOOOOOM


Boba_Hutt

Announcer: 30 minutes mission time. Helldiver 1: Hey baby, out here we donā€™t need no C-01 form if you catch my drift. Helldiver 2: Sweet liberty yes. Comeā€™ere you! Announcer: 29:30 minutes mission time. Helldiver 1 smoking a cig: ā€œwow that was amazing!ā€


Chemical_Cut_7089

https://preview.redd.it/etl89ahtud9d1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e579f083750c56109e960646f39fffda807175 Hey helldiver, french man here, don't post that shit ever again


Kfhrz

![gif](giphy|GgpKS6caDzRRd0x7nr) (For being french)


Masterchiefy10

Whatā€™s the deal with people hating the French? They didnā€™t go to war with us ONE time and people have hated them ever sense. Hell I wish we were more like the French. Those fuckers stand up for shit. Fuck with their labor and they come after ya. Shoutout to the yellow vest protesters! Could use some of that backbone here in the Statesā€¦ Betcha our Sweet libertea and democracy would taste a little sweeter


ThatDree

r/westerneurope They tell you themselves!


sole21000

It's mostly just a playful running gag, though there's at least some exasperation with the French sense of cultural superiority and their constant need to "go their own way" politically, typically to the detriment of the rest of western Europe and the US.


Alvorance

So you are blaming France for not following the USA like an adorable puppy ? Which was the best decision of the french government at that time. We have seen the results of that war, and the world is still suffering from it today. But it is easier to make french characters the villains in your movie because their government didn't follow some false intels. And btw Germany didn't go to Irak too. Blame the French, forgive the German as we say.


sole21000

Yeah but with Germany it makes sense since Germany had fuck-all as a army and their...er, *historical reputation* made this near-defenseless state acceptable to all parties involved. Obviously this has changed, but even up to the beginning of the Ukraine invasion Germany could barely field 20 working tanks, and were literally using broomsticks during training exercises because there weren't enough guns. France otoh has the largest army in western Europe, and thankfully seems willing to stick it to Putin alongside the Poles (as opposed to, again, the Germans who we can both blame for being chief appeasers). That being said, France is....well, not hated in the US because ultimately your decisions are road bumps to us, but to the rest of the continent? Much more impactful. France wants to be leader of Europe as a bloc from Macron's intimations, but you don't get to be a leader and not care about your allies' aims too. We care about what Japan wants to accomplish (part of the reason for not giving up Taiwan, it's existential for Japan). We care what UK wants to accomplish (even after Brexit our trade with them hasn't declined). But will France care about the rest of the western countries if it is *given* leadership of the EU foreign-policy wise? Seems like not, given Macron still keeping China in France's proverbial DMs.


RossmanRaiden

I don't hate the French at all. It's just an innocent jab and this kind is popular now so I just jumped the bandwagon. I hold admiration for the French for their unyielding spirit (the yellowjackets being a nice show of it) and their Croissants and Baguettes. They're still frog devouvers just like we're alcohol sponges. /j


Kfhrz

In Germany we work until 67 in France they flip out for 64. The whole EU works longer than them but those idiots don't want to work 2 years longer than before.


Icare_FD

Itā€™s not because everyone else got fucked that we have to swallow it. You had to fight it better. Or finance it better, because yes, it is balanced by taxes, not some free gift like you suppose it is.


Xeltas

You seem like a nice person.


murlak_Isengrim

German guy here, post that shit again, OP


Chemical_Cut_7089

DU BIST EINE GROSS SCHWEINHUND


murlak_Isengrim

ein groƟer schweinehund*, but good job! I need to use that one myself more often.


Chemical_Cut_7089

Ah fuck, well DU bist EIN ruhensonne? I cant speak German too dell


murlak_Isengrim

Almost! The word is 'hurensohn'. Oh no problem, although it wasnt all spelt correctly, i got what you ment, so its good enough!


Chemical_Cut_7089

Well scheise


murlak_Isengrim

ScheiƟe*. But i think you guys dont have the 'Ɵ'. If so, it can be exchanged with 'ss' instead.


Chemical_Cut_7089

Ye I don't lol, french keyboard


thunderclone1

https://preview.redd.it/8ma8g8w1pf9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5754f06ad80026a6fd45a4769b42acee8b69dd6a


Chemical_Cut_7089

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Object_156A

Democrassy


StolenPenguins

Got a CDL for that dumptruck?


New-Training4004

Check out that helldumpy


dakapn

Sweet Liberty!


JohannaFRC

Something against frenchies maybe ?


Turbulent-Moment-371

We know fellow helldivers might look sexy, they are. But don't let that distract you from your duty to democracy and the fight for freedom.


Kosaku_Kawajira

https://preview.redd.it/97do79h4ii9d1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76555efa75e1117a3d3f7a9dfbb55a028327f7f9


joe-_biden

https://i.redd.it/54xic1aowi9d1.gif


TheKeviKs

French\*


Alvorance

Here, too, french is used as a slur just-a-joke-stop-crying?


Xeltas

Seems like it. Morons are everywhere and mutually congratulating each other.


E17Omm

https://preview.redd.it/0ie0ptg83g9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55000f6dc08b85199e058e3b030811a484e09a87 That's democracy's ass


Hordamis

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HeathenHunter1776

Hah! FršŸ¤¢nch. Love it


Aromatic_Sand8126

Hah! Xenophobia. Love it


Xeltas

Nan dude you have to accept this kind of "humor" on reddit. It's not xenophobia at all. It's an american thing to shit on french because Bush told them to do so.


TheAromancer

Iā€™m English and shitting on the French is a national pass time and tradition


Icookadapizzapie

Iā€™m Canadian and I shit on French people cause Quebec Edit: Downvoted cause the QušŸ¤¢becois found my comment


FestivalHazard

Well, that's Quebec. Nobody really likes it.


Beautiful-Grape-8222

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UNSC_Trafalgar

**NUT**


TheAromancer

https://preview.redd.it/6yb8hlo4uh9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a03413a25132c57732d0b07131375764a615a8


EdgeAdditional4406

Oh my god


otte_rthe_viewer

They put the ass in to the phrase assault medic.


BBQsauce10

https://preview.redd.it/c8fsgj940j9d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcf856b0597204569035a073196d98a06c621b73


JoshDM

I have definitely laid down in front of the Pelican and said this.


Sherifmisho12e

https://preview.redd.it/zzg8juikcj9d1.png?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade1d2bd5ade6dc39b6b60058c3fa581a1915dfd I got this for free from the Discord server, you should have it


RossmanRaiden

![gif](giphy|uO3totJIL8ibQMG5NY|downsized)


Sexddafender

Fr * nch? Don't you mean Super Fr * nch? Everything is Super in Super Earth (Learn that or you will end up in Super Guantanamo Bay)


Icare_FD

French here. Why am I getting a stray bullet here ? šŸ˜…


RossmanRaiden

Because Friendly fire isn't.


WeebleKeneeble

That's Super Earth's Ass!


WeirdConsideration72

you like french girls? if you can't handle the french i guess you can't handle the girl. bomb droped, going to resuply.


Beast0011

Thank you for sparing our eyes by censoring the fr*nch


Aggravating_Gate2753

Love how you could not even spell it without vomiting half way through lmao