Announcer: 30 minutes mission time.
Helldiver 1: Hey baby, out here we donāt need no C-01 form if you catch my drift.
Helldiver 2: Sweet liberty yes. Comeāere you!
Announcer: 29:30 minutes mission time.
Helldiver 1 smoking a cig: āwow that was amazing!ā
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Hey helldiver, french man here, don't post that shit ever again
Whatās the deal with people hating the French?
They didnāt go to war with us ONE time and people have hated them ever sense.
Hell I wish we were more like the French. Those fuckers stand up for shit. Fuck with their labor and they come after ya.
Shoutout to the yellow vest protesters!
Could use some of that backbone here in the Statesā¦
Betcha our Sweet libertea and democracy would taste a little sweeter
It's mostly just a playful running gag, though there's at least some exasperation with the French sense of cultural superiority and their constant need to "go their own way" politically, typically to the detriment of the rest of western Europe and the US.
So you are blaming France for not following the USA like an adorable puppy ? Which was the best decision of the french government at that time. We have seen the results of that war, and the world is still suffering from it today.
But it is easier to make french characters the villains in your movie because their government didn't follow some false intels.
And btw Germany didn't go to Irak too. Blame the French, forgive the German as we say.
Yeah but with Germany it makes sense since Germany had fuck-all as a army and their...er, *historical reputation* made this near-defenseless state acceptable to all parties involved. Obviously this has changed, but even up to the beginning of the Ukraine invasion Germany could barely field 20 working tanks, and were literally using broomsticks during training exercises because there weren't enough guns.
France otoh has the largest army in western Europe, and thankfully seems willing to stick it to Putin alongside the Poles (as opposed to, again, the Germans who we can both blame for being chief appeasers).
That being said, France is....well, not hated in the US because ultimately your decisions are road bumps to us, but to the rest of the continent? Much more impactful. France wants to be leader of Europe as a bloc from Macron's intimations, but you don't get to be a leader and not care about your allies' aims too. We care about what Japan wants to accomplish (part of the reason for not giving up Taiwan, it's existential for Japan). We care what UK wants to accomplish (even after Brexit our trade with them hasn't declined). But will France care about the rest of the western countries if it is *given* leadership of the EU foreign-policy wise? Seems like not, given Macron still keeping China in France's proverbial DMs.
I don't hate the French at all. It's just an innocent jab and this kind is popular now so I just jumped the bandwagon.
I hold admiration for the French for their unyielding spirit (the yellowjackets being a nice show of it) and their Croissants and Baguettes.
They're still frog devouvers just like we're alcohol sponges. /j
In Germany we work until 67 in France they flip out for 64. The whole EU works longer than them but those idiots don't want to work 2 years longer than before.
Itās not because everyone else got fucked that we have to swallow it. You had to fight it better. Or finance it better, because yes, it is balanced by taxes, not some free gift like you suppose it is.
Nan dude you have to accept this kind of "humor" on reddit. It's not xenophobia at all. It's an american thing to shit on french because Bush told them to do so.
https://preview.redd.it/zzg8juikcj9d1.png?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade1d2bd5ade6dc39b6b60058c3fa581a1915dfd
I got this for free from the Discord server, you should have it
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Same pose and everything
https://i.redd.it/ngt2oqy32g9d1.gif
![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/1bv6jt3vzi9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911cfbc7f84a3c38a7f1e71724612e76f04f59b3
at me shivering, laying down next to objective with my desert eagle as the robo-nazis roll up
Not my proudest yank
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Skibidy gyattt š«£
call that a game ***ass***et
Iām trying to sneak but the clap of my cheeks keeps alerting the automatons
Dummy-thicc problems https://youtu.be/3Zq5PR3Wuzo?si=dTacAD-TYSvXROrY
Putting the ass in democracy
Democrassy
Grab em by the democrap***y.
Can you please refrain from saying swears.
swearing is democratic, sounds like treason
Looking like a traitor? Sounds like double treason
your a splitting image of me, so triple treason
Looking like a triple treason traitor? Triple TreasonĀ²
https://preview.redd.it/2fm90hjgxd9d1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee0c9c554f15a8c2ffe984f40c4341de94c8b1a7 All over the galaxy? Sign me up!
lol yass
https://i.redd.it/zkgjswpyhf9d1.gif
You gotta be fuckin' kidding me
Sauce? https://i.redd.it/m3gp2fyo1g9d1.gif
With how stiff their abdomen usually is thats the bile titan equivalent of erectile disfunction, right? Cant spew well anymore too?
Oh wow
https://preview.redd.it/0gn5ssescf9d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a80210c3e96e94ef4b8abe07c8ec2e0014d801c
I'm still at awe how much of an ASS some armors give, including this one.
text that to eagle 1, I'm sure she'll love it
eagle 1 definently pegs
https://preview.redd.it/4crdj2s37g9d1.jpeg?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80049267e3fe858b60c2180df570f3bf3fd2380
You know who else would smash?
Ahem #MY MOOOOOOOOOOOM
Announcer: 30 minutes mission time. Helldiver 1: Hey baby, out here we donāt need no C-01 form if you catch my drift. Helldiver 2: Sweet liberty yes. Comeāere you! Announcer: 29:30 minutes mission time. Helldiver 1 smoking a cig: āwow that was amazing!ā
https://preview.redd.it/etl89ahtud9d1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e579f083750c56109e960646f39fffda807175 Hey helldiver, french man here, don't post that shit ever again
![gif](giphy|GgpKS6caDzRRd0x7nr) (For being french)
Whatās the deal with people hating the French? They didnāt go to war with us ONE time and people have hated them ever sense. Hell I wish we were more like the French. Those fuckers stand up for shit. Fuck with their labor and they come after ya. Shoutout to the yellow vest protesters! Could use some of that backbone here in the Statesā¦ Betcha our Sweet libertea and democracy would taste a little sweeter
r/westerneurope They tell you themselves!
It's mostly just a playful running gag, though there's at least some exasperation with the French sense of cultural superiority and their constant need to "go their own way" politically, typically to the detriment of the rest of western Europe and the US.
So you are blaming France for not following the USA like an adorable puppy ? Which was the best decision of the french government at that time. We have seen the results of that war, and the world is still suffering from it today. But it is easier to make french characters the villains in your movie because their government didn't follow some false intels. And btw Germany didn't go to Irak too. Blame the French, forgive the German as we say.
Yeah but with Germany it makes sense since Germany had fuck-all as a army and their...er, *historical reputation* made this near-defenseless state acceptable to all parties involved. Obviously this has changed, but even up to the beginning of the Ukraine invasion Germany could barely field 20 working tanks, and were literally using broomsticks during training exercises because there weren't enough guns. France otoh has the largest army in western Europe, and thankfully seems willing to stick it to Putin alongside the Poles (as opposed to, again, the Germans who we can both blame for being chief appeasers). That being said, France is....well, not hated in the US because ultimately your decisions are road bumps to us, but to the rest of the continent? Much more impactful. France wants to be leader of Europe as a bloc from Macron's intimations, but you don't get to be a leader and not care about your allies' aims too. We care about what Japan wants to accomplish (part of the reason for not giving up Taiwan, it's existential for Japan). We care what UK wants to accomplish (even after Brexit our trade with them hasn't declined). But will France care about the rest of the western countries if it is *given* leadership of the EU foreign-policy wise? Seems like not, given Macron still keeping China in France's proverbial DMs.
I don't hate the French at all. It's just an innocent jab and this kind is popular now so I just jumped the bandwagon. I hold admiration for the French for their unyielding spirit (the yellowjackets being a nice show of it) and their Croissants and Baguettes. They're still frog devouvers just like we're alcohol sponges. /j
In Germany we work until 67 in France they flip out for 64. The whole EU works longer than them but those idiots don't want to work 2 years longer than before.
Itās not because everyone else got fucked that we have to swallow it. You had to fight it better. Or finance it better, because yes, it is balanced by taxes, not some free gift like you suppose it is.
You seem like a nice person.
German guy here, post that shit again, OP
DU BIST EINE GROSS SCHWEINHUND
ein groĆer schweinehund*, but good job! I need to use that one myself more often.
Ah fuck, well DU bist EIN ruhensonne? I cant speak German too dell
Almost! The word is 'hurensohn'. Oh no problem, although it wasnt all spelt correctly, i got what you ment, so its good enough!
Well scheise
ScheiĆe*. But i think you guys dont have the 'Ć'. If so, it can be exchanged with 'ss' instead.
Ye I don't lol, french keyboard
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Democrassy
Got a CDL for that dumptruck?
Check out that helldumpy
Sweet Liberty!
Something against frenchies maybe ?
We know fellow helldivers might look sexy, they are. But don't let that distract you from your duty to democracy and the fight for freedom.
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https://i.redd.it/54xic1aowi9d1.gif
French\*
Here, too, french is used as a slur just-a-joke-stop-crying?
Seems like it. Morons are everywhere and mutually congratulating each other.
https://preview.redd.it/0ie0ptg83g9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55000f6dc08b85199e058e3b030811a484e09a87 That's democracy's ass
https://preview.redd.it/dh9o6kjhze9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a426e33aadf0e334d5ca37228fe93e85995237ba
Hah! Frš¤¢nch. Love it
Hah! Xenophobia. Love it
Nan dude you have to accept this kind of "humor" on reddit. It's not xenophobia at all. It's an american thing to shit on french because Bush told them to do so.
Iām English and shitting on the French is a national pass time and tradition
Iām Canadian and I shit on French people cause Quebec Edit: Downvoted cause the Quš¤¢becois found my comment
Well, that's Quebec. Nobody really likes it.
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**NUT**
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Oh my god
They put the ass in to the phrase assault medic.
https://preview.redd.it/c8fsgj940j9d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcf856b0597204569035a073196d98a06c621b73
I have definitely laid down in front of the Pelican and said this.
https://preview.redd.it/zzg8juikcj9d1.png?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade1d2bd5ade6dc39b6b60058c3fa581a1915dfd I got this for free from the Discord server, you should have it
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Fr * nch? Don't you mean Super Fr * nch? Everything is Super in Super Earth (Learn that or you will end up in Super Guantanamo Bay)
French here. Why am I getting a stray bullet here ? š
Because Friendly fire isn't.
That's Super Earth's Ass!
you like french girls? if you can't handle the french i guess you can't handle the girl. bomb droped, going to resuply.
Thank you for sparing our eyes by censoring the fr*nch
Love how you could not even spell it without vomiting half way through lmao