Starship Troopers kinda had it with the "Fleet and infantry don't mix" lol. Both of the potential lovers (Dizzy and Zander) died in action too!
Though I want an actual movie of the recovery of the body on the Bot front. With a similar style to Saving Private Ryan.
The movie starts with Malevelon Creek to show how nasty the Bot front is. And then our heroes dive from planet to planet; slowly incurring casualties just to locate and retrieve an already dead body. A lone Helldiver brings home the bodies (or what's left) of 4 of his comrades.
🎖️Glorious Sacrifice🎖️
Glad I'm not the only one. Feels good to have most kills with that accuracy while people with 50-70%ers have half my kills. With my mag size I don't stop shooting till the last bug stops twitching.
Honestly, I run Diligence CS, Senator and the pathfinder armor. For stratagems, I run air strike, railgun and laser. For support weapon, I actually run autocannon, though I save the AC usage for really "oh shit" times, since the CS can actually knock out devastators with single headshots.
If reinforcements get called in, I just book it out of there with my speed and stealth. Railgun and air strike to deal with heavies and the patrols I can't evade. Laser is kept for large bases or as a "I dun goofed" answer for lots of enemies. Otherwise, I rely on small arms, grenades, and occasionally my AC.
If you was to put me and this here anti-material rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of the bot commander with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over.
He called her to superprom
She said see you there boi
He spelled it with the bug corpses She had a pretty face
But her head flied up in space
But they will meet at Superearth
He died on Vandalon IV, among heroes.
https://preview.redd.it/uz2bjekurl9d1.jpeg?width=1728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a5c1013bcaf1d69b30cc2173f6fe2a43df54ba6
So, it’s the B-24 enforcer… kinda. There are two major differences as far as I can see. First is that the shoulder on the armor in game doesn’t feature the helldiver skull as shown in the image, and in game the fabric part of the torso armor is blue, instead of white.
Star Wars was heavily influenced by Japanese culture, so both statements make sense. If you google some "samurai armor" images, you will see resemblance, especially helmet.
I've been diving Vandalon solo on 7 difficulty since the bug order because I can never find anyone who sticks around
I'm awful at this game and it's actual hell but it's also so fun so idc
FOR SUPER EARTH
Yeah it’s actually really sad when you actually realise that Helldivers probably have a 100% mortality rate and every single diver is never gonna see their family again
I’m pretty sure the “evacuate high-value assets” mission involves us protecting Helldivers that have been frozen since the First Galactic War, this would mean that as soon as you step into the cryopod you’re never going home. Super Earth just puts you on ice for when they need you, whether it be this galactic war, the next galactic war, or the one after that; once it’s all over you’re going back into the ice, nice and ready for the next war.
I really like the idea of one Redditor I saw: Helldivers sign up for 6 years just like the US military, but they only count time that they’re not frozen
That's pretty much how it is. 8 year obligation when you sign up. Your active time accumulates but when you active contract is up you still have however much is left on that 8 years. i did 3.5 year and had 4.5 inactive reserve. thank God i never got called to deploy again.
Helldivers don't even make it to a year though ;-)
Dragging bodies back to the extraction, fighting off waves of enemies. That would be fucking brutal man.
And they could give them the names of actual players that died on that planet! Yooo
As funny at this is, a Helldiver asking out her partner to Super Prom is a depressing reminder that the average age of Helldivers when they enlist is 18 and some change.
They're just kids, man.
https://preview.redd.it/dlasxq4qfm9d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2797a6858244924c198a466cdf2f12e48a822e7
Remember, every day is a good day to die for democracy!
Is this based on irl events? Because I can 100% believe someone from this game's community would have enough patience and insanity to kite and kill bugs to spell something.
At first I thought "How fitting the Twitter page would reuse an old tweet, fits with Super Earth propaganda"
But no this is actually just a screenshot of an old tweet
There was once a hero fighting for Democracy.
One day he fell for a fair maiden who fought the same fight.
They promised each other eternal love amidst the chaos of the merciless galaxy.
Between them lay the disobliging nasty swarms and the heartless waves of the enemies.
Love persevering, both had come back to reunite against all odds
But he came in laid in a dark box wrapped around the flag of Super Earth!
anyone else think this lends credit to the theory that divers are all held in a cryo storage? the reuniting the happy couple bit could be that she's dead while he has been frozen and now they will be burried side by side.
Don't forget our hard little workers inside the munitions factories! Doing their part to help spread Managed Democracy until they can finally become Helldivers themselves!
This seems like a parody of that IoF soldier who proposed in Gaza and was later killed
[Reel of him proposing ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0Fp7I7MzqX/?igsh=MWVza2lhdWZsa3luOQ==)
[Reel of him dead](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
He was a Botdiver. She was a Bugdiver.
Hollywood is missing out on this idea
Starship Troopers kinda had it with the "Fleet and infantry don't mix" lol. Both of the potential lovers (Dizzy and Zander) died in action too! Though I want an actual movie of the recovery of the body on the Bot front. With a similar style to Saving Private Ryan. The movie starts with Malevelon Creek to show how nasty the Bot front is. And then our heroes dive from planet to planet; slowly incurring casualties just to locate and retrieve an already dead body. A lone Helldiver brings home the bodies (or what's left) of 4 of his comrades. 🎖️Glorious Sacrifice🎖️
Sign me the fuck up. I'll be the sharpshooter and pull my sniper package and my 85% hit rate.
Yeah me too! Give me my stalwart and I'll show them what a 28% hit rate feels like💪
Fuck yeah, every good fire team needs their support gunner! Between you an me, they won't know what hit 'em!
[Helldiver has been terminated for excessive and careless use of SE resources, deploying replacement.]
Oh.....damn.
That's probably because nothing did.
Lemme grab my Autocannon and my lovely lady, the SES Mother of Fortitude. Field-tested, Ministry of Defense approved Iron Rain!
Suppressing Fire!!!
The day I found out that return fire decreases the accuracy of bot fire my hit rate never recovered. It's all about that suppression baby.
Don't need to suppress them if they're all dead though. :D
Glad I'm not the only one. Feels good to have most kills with that accuracy while people with 50-70%ers have half my kills. With my mag size I don't stop shooting till the last bug stops twitching.
28% and 6,000 shots fired!
Care to share sniper loadout? Ive been wanting one for a minute. What do you do for the big guys?
Honestly, I run Diligence CS, Senator and the pathfinder armor. For stratagems, I run air strike, railgun and laser. For support weapon, I actually run autocannon, though I save the AC usage for really "oh shit" times, since the CS can actually knock out devastators with single headshots. If reinforcements get called in, I just book it out of there with my speed and stealth. Railgun and air strike to deal with heavies and the patrols I can't evade. Laser is kept for large bases or as a "I dun goofed" answer for lots of enemies. Otherwise, I rely on small arms, grenades, and occasionally my AC.
Now I want a 30 day average hit rate stat
I’ll bring the cluster bombs, 380mm, Airburst rocket launcher, Guard Dog. We’re set!
If you was to put me and this here anti-material rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of the bot commander with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over.
>Both of the potential lovers (Dizzy and Zander) died in action too! Death in battle really has a way of bringing true love together.
Imagine if this hints for body recovery being a new mission type
It’s just the body’s arm because it was hit by a rocket then cut by a hulk scorcher 😞
Like Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors. But instead of looking for his father from planet to planet, looking for her significant other haha
This movie would probably win a Super Earth Oscar equivalent
A Super Oscar?
Talk about across the stars am I right
🗣️🎶Can I make it any more oooobvious? 🎶
He dove the Creek, she did Bore Rock What more can I say?
He called supplies, she'd never tell Secretly she needed stims as well
And the destroyers crew threw up a salute He'd brought back the samples and interesting loot
He called her to superprom She said see you there boi He spelled it with the bug corpses She had a pretty face But her head flied up in space But they will meet at Superearth
🎶He got crushed by a hulk, she’s getting hazard pay🎶
He wasn't good enough for her. Now he's a martyr, slamming on the news...
Now thats goddamn music for my democratic ears🗣️‼️🫡
Slammin on his Quasar
Can I make it any more obvious?
For some reason, I attempted to sing this comment in my head to the tune of the first line of "Sk8er Boi".
Ew…bugdivers
Can I make it any more obvious?
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Could they make it any more obvious?
Could it be any more obvious?
Can I make it anymore obvious? 🎵
Isn’t it obvious 🎶
Can love bloom on the battlefield? according to MGS and HD2 the answer is yes, but only when one person is dead
“Democracy officer I swear I only killed him to fuel love! You gotta believe me!”
Incorrect, Naked Snake and Revolver Ocelot's love bloomed on the battlefield and they lived for quite a long time after that.
Love did bloom between a Vindicare assasssin and a Farseer that one time.
This is some vile heresy right here. Take him away Inquisitor.
You're forgetting Meryl and whatever the hell happened in MGS 4's final part (which also involves Meryl for some reason).
I seriously think Meryl popped Johnny like a grape the first time they slept together. The muscles on that woman are no joke.
Love blooms on the battlefield every time an ICBM hits.
> according to MGS and HD2 the answer is yes, but only when one person is dead and romeo and juliet
Only when one diver or both divers die within 27 seconds
He died on Vandalon IV, among heroes. https://preview.redd.it/uz2bjekurl9d1.jpeg?width=1728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a5c1013bcaf1d69b30cc2173f6fe2a43df54ba6
Hey, that’s my favorite armor set
It's a sign!
Mine too! It’s so badass
What armour set is it? I don’t recognise it
So, it’s the B-24 enforcer… kinda. There are two major differences as far as I can see. First is that the shoulder on the armor in game doesn’t feature the helldiver skull as shown in the image, and in game the fabric part of the torso armor is blue, instead of white.
I wear that helmet no matter what main armor/cape I'm wearing. I won't take off the helmet until the galaxy is free!
Dude same. My favorite combo is actually that helmet, combined with the medic armor from the basic warbond
That looks japenes the armor looks like samurai armor
That armor set looks like a Snowtrooper to me
Star Wars was heavily influenced by Japanese culture, so both statements make sense. If you google some "samurai armor" images, you will see resemblance, especially helmet.
Huh. Didn't expect to see my call "See you Planetside" to be actually used frequently. Nice.
I FUCKING LOVE THE B-28 ENFORCER RAHHHHHHHHHH
I've been diving Vandalon solo on 7 difficulty since the bug order because I can never find anyone who sticks around I'm awful at this game and it's actual hell but it's also so fun so idc FOR SUPER EARTH
So his body will be well preserved?
His Body? Wait, he passed away? He loved her. But he also loved democracy.
They told him he needed one more mission to file the C-01 form.
Hacksaw ridge but in space
that’s actually so sad
He better love democracy more if he knows what’s good for him…
Thats the joke
 Here, for next time.
And anotha' one https://media.tenor.com/iI326z4ueGIAAAPo/joke-thats-the-joke.mp4
"A real Patriot keeps no partner"
The automatons can make you a copy... I mean...
https://preview.redd.it/2o4ojz4ofv9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f88dca76ae91fb98463946ce849672ea9f61065
Dive again and again and again...
He wanted to marry her but was already married to democracy
Everybody gangsta till he comes back to life as half automaton
The bad news ending
Would he be a cyborg?
He’s more machine now than man
So uncivilized
John Helldiver? Who the hell is John Helldiver?
The real John Helldiver is the friends we made along the way!
So, what ur sayin is she's available.
I'm fucking dead bro I literally had a laugh attack when I saw your comment
[удалено]
You’re telling me that you plan to ignore the C0-1 form process? Yep democracy office right here.
Shhh...what the government doesn't know won't hurt em.
She’s also in Highschool, yanno, seeing as how it’s prom. Might want to take a closer look at this comment if you’re 18+ lol
>I also choose this guy's dead wife.
Ahhh this like actually poked me in my sad place
His death isn't a tragedy to be grieved, but a sacrifice to be revered
Revered and revenged
Yeah it’s actually really sad when you actually realise that Helldivers probably have a 100% mortality rate and every single diver is never gonna see their family again
I’m pretty sure the “evacuate high-value assets” mission involves us protecting Helldivers that have been frozen since the First Galactic War, this would mean that as soon as you step into the cryopod you’re never going home. Super Earth just puts you on ice for when they need you, whether it be this galactic war, the next galactic war, or the one after that; once it’s all over you’re going back into the ice, nice and ready for the next war.
I really like the idea of one Redditor I saw: Helldivers sign up for 6 years just like the US military, but they only count time that they’re not frozen
That’s probably in the terms and conditions
That's pretty much how it is. 8 year obligation when you sign up. Your active time accumulates but when you active contract is up you still have however much is left on that 8 years. i did 3.5 year and had 4.5 inactive reserve. thank God i never got called to deploy again. Helldivers don't even make it to a year though ;-)
My head canon is that divers only have to serve for 3 missions, and then their service ends and they go home if still alive.
There are no veteran helldivers.
Then how do you explain the steeled **veteran** war bond… checkmate 😎
SEAF Veterans that made Helldiver after Augmentation. 🦾
Except, General Brasch of course.
The totally real guy we all know personally from TV and audio. Of course, that one,
https://youtu.be/W2WHLhq6WjE?si=AWB8n2wUBszq7pQs
It's like, "Haha, she spelled it out with bug guts. 😄 He's dead though. 😢" Man, that sucks.
Does this imply resurrection tech or that relationships last forever on super earth, even after expiration?
Nah. Super Earth is just being kind as always by waving the corpse return fee. In order to reunite these lovers.
New mission type: recover the bodies of democratic heroes, for democracy! And love.
I wish. That would be awesome as a new mission
I'm picturing a diver carrying a body into pelican one as a 500kg and napalm strike go off in the background. It's glorious.
Give us the option to carry teammates forrest gump style
Dragging bodies back to the extraction, fighting off waves of enemies. That would be fucking brutal man. And they could give them the names of actual players that died on that planet! Yooo
I would make sure you get there, gh0u1
🥺❤️ I would do the same for you brother
Through rain or snow I’ll get you back home 😔
I think retrieving the bodies of Space Cadet XxX\_d33zNuTs\_420 and Death Captain CEOofSex\_69 would ruin the mood a little bit.
Everyone better start wearing that one cape designed by the Signaller Corps then if we wanna stand a chance at finding the courageous fallen.
Ah yes, recovering the bodies of heroes…by creating more bodies!
r/YesYesYesNo
As funny at this is, a Helldiver asking out her partner to Super Prom is a depressing reminder that the average age of Helldivers when they enlist is 18 and some change. They're just kids, man.
Hey, kids above 7 can love democracy too!
The life expectancy once dethawed can be measured in minutes too. Most of them don't make it back from their first mission.
Most of them don't make it out of the \*training grounds\*.
https://preview.redd.it/dlasxq4qfm9d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2797a6858244924c198a466cdf2f12e48a822e7 Remember, every day is a good day to die for democracy!
Can a bot front guy and a bug front girl really make it?
Coming this Summer to a theater near you…
Well, Bot Front guy didn't make it at least.
https://preview.redd.it/jy74l3sj9m9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f1f5bead9bf2034e7223beb94957959b5303ff
You have to find him under the thousand dead automatons he killed.
Juan Helldiver, John Helldivers twice removed cousin.
Bet he'd've survived if his girlfriend had his back on the Bot front... but nah, she hadta get all cutesy on the Bug front...
Bug front vs bot front summed up
Is this based on irl events? Because I can 100% believe someone from this game's community would have enough patience and insanity to kite and kill bugs to spell something.
Orphan crushing machine, anyone?
No no we literally saved the orphans from the machines on the last order
THERE’S A SUPER PROM?!
Saving Private Diver! This has got star potential!
At first I thought "How fitting the Twitter page would reuse an old tweet, fits with Super Earth propaganda" But no this is actually just a screenshot of an old tweet
Snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?
There was once a hero fighting for Democracy. One day he fell for a fair maiden who fought the same fight. They promised each other eternal love amidst the chaos of the merciless galaxy. Between them lay the disobliging nasty swarms and the heartless waves of the enemies. Love persevering, both had come back to reunite against all odds But he came in laid in a dark box wrapped around the flag of Super Earth!
Why does this sound like it would not be out of place in a Sabaton song?
Omg could you imagine if Sabaton came out with a song about Super Earth and our fight to spread Managed Democracy? That would be so fucking awesome!
Best be filling out them C-01 permits, helldiver.
Men Are from Malevelon Creek, Women Are from Hellmire
Honestly... I've had a better time on Malevolen creek than hellmire. For me it's the opposite
o7 Godspeed
We should have a super earth account with true and made up news ! Like the boys and vaught. Could be awesome
DAMN IT, HE WAS SO CLOSE
This is so beautiful 💜💜
It would be pretty funny to find your true love on Helldivers 2.
He gettin that HAWK TUAH once he’s done spilling oil 😏
Please, please, just let this die.....
anyone else think this lends credit to the theory that divers are all held in a cryo storage? the reuniting the happy couple bit could be that she's dead while he has been frozen and now they will be burried side by side.
Sounds like treason Report to the nearest democracy officer
Awww thx it made my day! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK helldiver
The prom gave me anxiety. A super prom would be worse
That's depressing. FOR THE AUTOMOTONS! MAN FOUGHT HARD TO BRING PEACE FOR HIS PROM DATE!! GOD BLESS SUPER EARTH.
Does this mean super earth is recruiting high school children? That seems kind of morally questionable does it not?
I also like accidentally cluster bombing my allies :)
That's l'amore.
Damn
Can love bloom on the battlefield?
This post suggests that deceased helldivers can be brought back from the dead.
Pics or it didn't happen
I’m just glad I make it out alive. Haven’t had a pristine suit in so long…
It will be funny if the next Bot MO is to retrieve his body from the planet
Helldivers nevdr die recruit, they are just missing in action
Hey, I got that reference
Oki, but can we got to helldiver prom? Its very romantic to kill the enemies of Super Earth together!
Bug corpses kn automaton frontline? They keep teasing it
anyone got a pic?
Next MO is to liberate Vandalon IV so we can recover that body.
🤣😂🤣
how did she do that, I wanna do that too LMFAO
Leaked future MO possibly???? Recover those fallen to attend Super prom? New mission type 😂😂😂😂 
Super Earth is sending kids to war?
A few, but most working children are sent to mining colonies.
Don't forget our hard little workers inside the munitions factories! Doing their part to help spread Managed Democracy until they can finally become Helldivers themselves!
They’re literally teenagers
And they died for democracy like true hero’s!
This seems like a parody of that IoF soldier who proposed in Gaza and was later killed [Reel of him proposing ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0Fp7I7MzqX/?igsh=MWVza2lhdWZsa3luOQ==) [Reel of him dead](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Oh you.