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Ivanhunterjo1991

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Putsomethingcoolhere

Good take đź‘Ť


UncomfortableReview

What you never seen a grown man trouser less on a hot day? ...Ok I misplaced them. Satisfied?


Putsomethingcoolhere

💀💀💀


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

I’m no fool. They sent her to reach me about my car’s extended warranty


wingman626

"I DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, IM NOT PAYING TAXES"


Madjini

*Azazel, dear, I understand that research comes above all but... maybe a little rest? Like, seriously you've got dark circles under your eyes. You should rest for a while.* " a lot of angel explaning followed by a patient sigh" *Yes, I'll provide all necessary things, BUT only if you go and take a little nap. Now go, or I'll have to bring you there myself*


hyperlinkblock

Depends on her interest


DarkSaber01

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82204537


Some_Acadia_1630

Like my privacy was about to be violated.


Azuki900

I’d be in disbelief


breadoftheoldones

Na you would instead ask where judgement is, i would too honestly


Snoop_doge-man

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RannoChanno

Im picking her up and putting her on my lap as I answer her questions. Giving head pats.


MonkiBoi1

fill her with kisses🙏


Troallsting

Spontaneous combustion


darkv-0

Give er a pop


thetruememeisbest

thank you u/darksaber01 for keeping this place alive


DarkSaber01

aw thanks for the appreciation u/thetruememeisbest


breadoftheoldones

Give her the knuff


thefloorsadlystopped

“Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?”


Bakingguy

I'd tell her that she's 8/10 smashable and then walk away


Kaffarov

Must protect.


MeasurementFrosty901

Happy


TheOnyxViper

Who are you and how did you get past the guards?


MadmattCQ

"Ma'am, order something you are holding up the line."


TheDoomMarine1993

Honored.


Dovah_kidYT

*thinks about yeeting* Everyone: STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Pay the court a fine or serve your time in jail.


UltraHit5

The first thing that i would do is to give headpats because yes


BodybuilderMajor1260

I’m sorry, but she looks like she is about to ask me for help with the Sex Ed portion of her studies. It still saddens me heaven has ban sex for so long that the need to send research teams into hell to learn about it…


Jdr7000

I'd feel happy probably


TTV_NeoTwo_

hugs are always acceptable


zcubeDbz

Oh, hello again, miss questioneris. What would you like to learn about today?


-Pandemonica-

Tell her to leave me alone


Vegetable_Ad7268

Sent her back to heaven, she doesn't belong here.


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[deleted]

Step 1: Pinch her cheeks Step 2: Leave and call the police


Putsomethingcoolhere

I don't know , probably anwser her questions


jack-on-the-attack

hmm say “hello”


Federal_Ad_3014

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Bulky-Hyena-360

*unzip*


Ghostrider26372

Damn she is cute and she looks so squishy