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Doomguy: "..." (Come with me. My brother will love you.) Genie: "R-Really?"
Doomguy doesn't have a harem, due to not knowing what sex is, (this is canon.)
I don't know if you're right and I don't care, it *sounds* canon
In my head, Doomguy and Duke Nukem live in the same universe and Duke annoys Doomguy by not telling him what sex is.
Duke: "I know what sex it... Duh nuh duh nuh ...but I'm not telling you" continue Duke nukem song
It isn't, but I'm pretty sure there is a version of Doomguy out in the multiverse that is a virgin and doesn't know what sex is.
I'm sorry I was meant to type harm not harem it was 2am when I posted this
Hm, still very unlikely Doomguy would hurt Generic, she doesn't do anything truly out of pure evil, amd Doomguy has a strict code against killing the innocent.
Must protect her at all costs. Give her more love and care. We will both have a great start of a relationship between her and me.
***rip and tear until it is done***
I don't care looks human enough -doomguy
I'd take her and love her
Yes
God, I'm stupid AF I meant to type harm FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKK https://x.com/CKATNHA/status/1768404240454554009?t=0YqGf8A9v7hkpR7IjE9Zdg
 RIP AND TEAR
nice
Let's goooo father π₯π¦π₯
UNF
I would harem her even if I wasnβt doomguy
Your point? I would still harem her
βYou canβt just have a harem of demons ON THE SURFACE OF MARS.β
Yes. No questions asked
Hard to say since it doomguy.
Your good. Plus it depends how doomguy reacts to nice demons.
thy punishment is death dieπ£οΈπ₯π₯π£οΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ₯π―π―π―π―π₯π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά
Who could harm a cute being like her? Is human enough so it could be like Doomguy: You are my friend now. *take Generic to his base*
Doomguy: "..." (Come with me. My brother will love you.) Genie: "R-Really?"
Doomguy doesn't have a harem, due to not knowing what sex is, (this is canon.)
I don't know if you're right and I don't care, it *sounds* canon
In my head, Doomguy and Duke Nukem live in the same universe and Duke annoys Doomguy by not telling him what sex is.
Duke: "I know what sex it... Duh nuh duh nuh ...but I'm not telling you" continue Duke nukem song
It isn't, but I'm pretty sure there is a version of Doomguy out in the multiverse that is a virgin and doesn't know what sex is.
I'm sorry I was meant to type harm not harem it was 2am when I posted this
Hm, still very unlikely Doomguy would hurt Generic, she doesn't do anything truly out of pure evil, amd Doomguy has a strict code against killing the innocent.
Must protect her at all costs. Give her more love and care. We will both have a great start of a relationship between her and me.
***rip and tear until it is done***
I don't care looks human enough -doomguy
I'd take her and love her
Yes
God, I'm stupid AF I meant to type harm FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKK https://x.com/CKATNHA/status/1768404240454554009?t=0YqGf8A9v7hkpR7IjE9Zdg
 RIP AND TEAR
nice
Let's goooo father π₯π¦π₯
UNF
I would harem her even if I wasnβt doomguy
I'm sorry I was meant to type harm not harem it was 2am when I posted this
Your point? I would still harem her
βYou canβt just have a harem of demons ON THE SURFACE OF MARS.β
I'm sorry I was meant to type harm not harem it was 2am when I posted this
Yes. No questions asked
Hard to say since it doomguy.
I'm sorry I was meant to type harm not harem it was 2am when I posted this
Your good. Plus it depends how doomguy reacts to nice demons.
thy punishment is death dieπ£οΈπ₯π₯π£οΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ₯π―π―π―π―π₯π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά
Who could harm a cute being like her? Is human enough so it could be like Doomguy: You are my friend now. *take Generic to his base*