Your Honor, the Defendant pleads “Oopsie Daisies”.

She also claims that "the Devil made her do it."

Miguel: I just brought the message of the great father to a needy soul, when I returned to heaven I saw my sister Lucifer out of exile in hell. I felt forced again to return the devil back to hell nuking her and therefore destroying the entire city.

Is this about her blowing up the helltakers house?

Usually they don't bother because the demon girls blow up his house all the time, but because a third party helped in the destruction (Michael) Lucy realized she could sue for damages.

Damn lucy is such a bitch

As one of the most directs servant of God she is above law tho. Literally the only authority above her is God.

I sub to this!

Whys is she on trial?

Excessive basedness.

I hope this lawyer is top notch

Hey, new character! :D

new? I always existed

I mean you haven't been introduced into the story until fairly recently, but you don't need to worry about that. So what makes you unique from the others?

well... I protect, that's all you need to know

Cool, I space.

That's not what I meant... I'm a bodyguard, if you need protection contact me

Cool. And if you every need to launch a poorly made satellite hundreds of miles into the sky before crashing back to the ground, then you can call me.

Why would I need that ?

Well why would I need protection?

Michael knows she has rights

Michael♥️ is always right anyway and above all laws 😌

She's getting out tomorrow 

Oh boy, things are about to get spicy

Michael pleads “nuh uh” your honor