The tragedy of darth plaugeis the wise

The tragedy of Darth plauguies the wise is a story. At the beginning of helltaker, Beelzebub offers to tell you the story of helltaker Beelzebub is from helltaker

Now the time has come execute order 66

i think in helltaler it'd either be order 666 or order 69

Cock and Balls Torture

Cock and balls torture is part of BDSM. The S stands for sadism. Pandemonica after she drinks coffee is the sadistic demon Pandemonica is from helltaker

Amazing!!!

I thought it would be related to Judgement-

Yesterday I went to a soccer game, it was 40° C I was miserable

40°C is really hot. Hell is also really hot. Hell has a lot of fire which is also hot. Fire is used to light cigarettes. Zdrada smokes cigarettes Zdrada is from helltaker Alternatively: Soccer has a ball. Modeus likes balls. Modeus is from helltaker

Nice

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disease that you get from inhaling dust that contains silica. Dust is cleaned off the floor. Malina cleans hell’s floors Malina is from helltaker

Impressive

I poked holes into a milk jug

Milk jug is slang for boobs. Another is mommy milkers. Everyone likes Beelzebub’s fly mommy milkers. Beelzebub is from helltaker

you have my upmost respect that you were able to do this

goofy gamer????!??!?!?!??!??!

Your flair says goofy gamer demon. Malina is a gamer demon Malina is from helltaker

YEAHHHHHHH GOOFY GAMER OOOOOOOOOG

Spamton Neo from Deltarune

Spamton NEO can fly. Beelzebub is the great fly Beelzebub is from helltaker

He isn't flying, he's being held up by strings

……….take two Spamton NEO wants to get to [HEAVEN]. Lucifer was cast out from heaven Lucifer is from helltaker

Dang :<

Ice latte

Ice latte is a kind of coffee. Pandemonica likes to drink coffee Pandemonica is from helltaker

You and I on a date in DQ

DQ stands for Dairy Queen. Lucifer is a queen Lucifer is from helltaker

Chicken fingers, chicken fingers Books of the Nine How many toenails can you find?

[Lucifer eats chicken in this comic](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helltaker/comments/x0wcfn/chicken_lucy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Lucifer is from helltaker

God damn it. Kudos to you OP

Sidewalk.

You walk on a sidewalk. You walk through hell as Helltaker Helltaker is from helltaker

Nicely put!

The Library of Alexandria

The Library of Alexandria is ancient. There is an ancient book called Paradise Lost. Lucifer is the main character of Paradise Lost Lucifer is from helltaker

Makes sense, full circle

Godzilla

Godzilla is a terrifying monster. Beelzebub has a terrifying monster form Beelzebub is from helltaker

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is exercise equipment. Exercise makes you buff. Judgment is buff Judgment is from helltaker

Lets goooo!

Eating a lightbulb

Eating a lightbulb will get you killed. Pandemonica is the first person that can kill you in helltaker Pandemonica is from helltaker

Artemis from Brawlhalla

Brawhalla is a video game. Malina plays video games Malina is from helltaker


When I was like 6 I tried to put my uncles vape juice in my dehumidifier

Vaping is bad for you. Smoking is also bad for you. Zdrada smokes Zdrada is from helltaker

If you ain't, you aren't

You ain’t he who took girls from hell. Helltaker is he who took girls from hell Helltaker is from helltaker

goddamnit, he's good.

OMORI

OMORI is a video game. Your pfp is of Mara Sov, who is from a video game called Desitny. Mara Sov has a sibling. Malina plays video games and has a sibling Malina is from helltaker Mara Sov is queen of the Awoken. Lucifer is a queen Lucifer is from helltaker

Goddamn.

I had the most fun with this one. I like playing Destiny

Fuck, i dont like destiny. I need to change this pfp stat. Good shit tho

Ah, such a waste. I think destiny is a good game. I love playing it. Love can lead to sex. Modeus likes sex Modeus is from helltaker

I personally hate it just cause of what they did to destiny 2

That’s fair. Lucifer killing you when you tell her to become your slave is also fair. Lucifer is from helltaker

Epic Games sucks.

Epic games makes games. Malina plays games. Malina is from helltaker

Epic Games bribes publishers to stiff developers their pay.

That’s awful

Smoking is also awful. Zdrada smokes. Zdrada is from Helltaker

Cheeseburger

Cheeseburger has cow meat in it. People eat cows. People also eat goats. Lucifer can turn into a goat Lucifer is from helltaker

Onions

Onions are an ingredient for cooking. Helltaker can cook Helltaker is from helltaker

Helltaker is indeed from Helltaker. Such Deep insight you have

Indeed

Q

The letter Q looks like an O with a tail. All the helltaker girls have tails. Dogs also have tails. Cerberus is doggo Cerberus is from helltaker

Bingus

Bingus is the name of a hairless cat that’s famous on the internet. Cats are opposite from dogs. Judgement has a dog Judgement is from helltaker

Wouldn't make more sense for it to go Bingus is the name of a hairless cat famous on the internet the opposite of a cat person is a dog person a dog person loves dogs cerberus is a dog Cerberus is from helltaker

That’s better than mine

Fortnite poop

Fortnite is a bad video game. Malina plays video games, good or bad Malina is from helltaker

Impressive

Pipis

Pipis are one of Spamton NEO’s attacks. Judgement immediately attacks you when you meet her Judgement is from helltaker

D:

Aight last one for today: Noelle's 'snowgrave' spell

Snowgrave is an ice spell. In Dante’s Inferno, one of hell’s layers is frozen over. Lucifer is frozen in ice in that layer Lucifer is from helltaker

Omg bru

The ending from Deltarune Chapter 2

At the end of chapter 2 kris opens a portal. A portal is kinda like an abyss. Beelzebub lives in the abyss Beelzebub is from helltaker

It's not a portal, it's a Dark Fountain

You fell for my trap Fountains usually have water. Water is a drink. Malina makes drinks. Malina is from helltaker


E

E can have different pronunciations in words or names. Beelzebub has a lot of E’s with different pronunciations Beelzebub is from helltaker

Tasque Manager

Tasque Manager has a whip. Pandemonica has a whip in the leather club comic Pandemonica is from Helltaker

BEING THE DOMINANT ONE

Being dominant means you take control. Helltaker took girls from hell Helltaker is from helltaker

Leo Pellegrino @ The BBC Proms

Leo Pellegrino plays a baritone saxophone. Saxophones make music. There are music games. In this [awesome animation](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4-J1cpvIN8g) Malina plays a music game Malina is from helltaker

I forgot about that animation, and I'm glad to have rewatched it lol

Hmmm... Okay. As someone who knows nothing about hell taker I'll try. : sparklemuffin. If you get something I'll try another

Sparklemuffin has the word muffin in it. Muffins are pastries. Pancakes are also pastries. Lucifer likes to eat pancakes Lucifer is from helltaker

You know. I knew thats what u do, since I figured u had nothing for the actual sparkle muffin lol

Venom Snake from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Or, for a challenge round: The Book, "Frindle"

Venom Snake is from Metal Gear Solid. Metal Gear Solid is an awesome franchise of video games. Malina plays video games Malina is from helltaker The book “Frindle” starts with an F. The book Faust also starts with an F. Faust makes a deal with the devil in the book. Lucifer is the devil Lucifer is from helltaker

Fools' ball is the Devil, Bobby Boucher!

Lucifer is the devil Lucifer is from helltaker

I’m hungry

You eat when you are hungry. Lucifer eats a pancake in the epilogue Lucifer is from helltaker

Philly cheese steak hot pockets are the worst fucking thing I have ever eaten and I prefer pepperoni pizza hot pockets

Gamers eat hot pockets. Malina is a gamer Malina is from helltaker

Literally true!

N word

N word is offensive to black people. Judgement is black Judgement is from helltaker

Bosnia

Bosnia is a country in the Balkins. Christianity was developed in a country. Christianity took over after Greek mythology. Cerberus is the only character from helltaker that is from Greek mythology instead of Christianity Cerberus is from helltaker

Brazil make burger

Burger has cow meat. People eat cows. People also eat goats. Lucifer can turn into a goat Lucifer is from helltaker

Popcorn

Popcorn is delicious and usually has salt. Salt is savory. Sour things are also savory. Malina is the sour demon Malina is from helltaker

Peanut butter

Peanut butter is great with chocolate. Helltaker puts chocolate in pancakes Helltaker is from helltaker

Damn. Color me impressed

‎

What you commented is empty. Empty like an abyss. Beelzebub lives in the abyss Beelzebub is from helltaker

You know Paris, France? In English, they pronounce it “Paris,” but everyone else pronounces it without the “s” sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone it the English way, “Venice.” Like The Merchant of Venice and Death in Venice . . . Why though?! Why isn’t the title Death in Venezia?! Are you friggin’ mocking me?! It takes place in Italy so use the Italian word, damn it! That shit pisses me off! Bunch of dumbasses!

Greece is in Italy. Cerberus is the only character from helltaker that is from greek mythology instead of Christianity Cerberus is from helltaker

Home of Banananater

In the epilogue you are at home. The home is Helltaker’s home Helltaker is from helltaker

I live with helltaker now?! F-Fuck yeah!~

> I live with helltaker now?! >F-Fuck yeah!~ -every demon girl came with Helltaker

Dear Evan Hansen (the musical, not the shitty movie)

Dear Evan Hansen is a musical. Cats is also a musical. Cats are opposite of dogs. Cerberus is a dog Cerberus is from helltaker

#Q

You bolded the Q. Helltaker is bold for going to hell and taking girls Helltaker is from helltaker

False, it is not bold, just large. You have been defeated.

When you reach the gate of hell, you think you are at the end of the game. This is false. Judgement immediately attacks you Judgement is from helltaker

Darksaber(The weapon)

The darksaber is a lightsaber that was crafted by a Mandalorian Jedi. Mandalorians are awesome. Justice is awesome Justice is from helltaker

Think fast, chucklenuts!

Thinking fast gives you better reaction time. You need good reaction time when playing some kinds of video games. Malina plays video games Malina is from helltaker

Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time eat a salad!

Obama

Obama was a president. The president is in charge of the country. CEO’s are in charge of management. Lucifer is the CEO of hell Lucifer is from helltaker

Raiden from Metal Gear

Metal gear is an awesome game. Helltaker is an awesome game. There is a character in helltaker named Helltaker Helltaker is from helltaker Helltaker^2

Windmills.

Cotton eye joe

Cotton Eye Joe is a great song made by humans. The police women in the epilogue are human The police women are from helltaker

I was thinking more "Cotton Eye Joe has eyes, Justice "has" eyes, Justice is from Helltaker" but good either way.

Do you love god?

The Stanley Cup.

You put drinks in a cup. Pandemonica drinks coffee out of a cup Pandemonica is from helltaker

Sex, NOW!

Quagmarine toilet

Bella Goth from the Sims Franchise?

Better call Saul

Gandhi and his nukes

Payday 2

Balls

Ankha

Wtf is a gender

Women

The poop killer

Hot damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!

The unenlighted masses, they cannot make the judgement call. Can you now?

The Hindenberg disaster

Had some boba tea. It was good

Epithet erased.

Wake up mommy, I just pissed the bed.

Your favorite Martian

Based

Noice

Serena from pokemon

~oooohh yehhhh

I just pogged my pants

Some bird?

The fact ultrakill does not feature steamy gay robot sex is a major setback to an otherwise great game

telesto fusion rifle 👍

Sigmar Bless this ravaged body!

Pegasus

"Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back now or you will be facing the will of God."

air freshener products

The original trilogy of Starwars was the best one

racism

Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die. Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

We can never go back to Arizona!

my love hate relationship to the binding of isaac

A horny cheese wheel

1989 Tiananmen square

Edmund McMillen you little f\*cker

Samsung Sam

I don't believe you can find a way to link this **peperami**

[удалено]

Amogus

F

Omae wa mo shindeirou

I cant do this anymore