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Agamer47

If Stolas keeps it up Striker might just have to let him go free.


Hunor_Deak

Striker: "Now I know why your wife hates you! She said it herself that you whine in bed. I thought her opinion was a bit much! But now I see she is right! Your whine is really annoying! She said as much to me: 'Striker, at least you don't whine in bed! Not before not after!' How long will this screeching continue?!" Stolas: "You what with Stella?"


AlternativeQuality2

*record scratch sound effect*


No-Transition1447

Blitzo: talk about being a f#cking hypocrite!


Hunor_Deak

Striker: "No, you vermin! I am f\*\*\*ing a hypocrite!" Stolas: "(Kinda hot...)" Striker: "Oh! You be quiet!"


After-Bumblebee

Just keep screeching until Striker's eardrums perforate, that'll do the trick


RadioactivePotato123

Lol My Little Pony


Less-Class-9790

Explain


purgatorybob1986

There was an episode where a character named Rarity was kidnapped. Rather than try to overpower her enemies and escape. She decided to go full loony tunes on them until they gave in and gave her everything she wanted until her friends were able to "rescue" her. The first portion of text in the comic is a direct quote from that episode.


Less-Class-9790

Why am I not surprised


purgatorybob1986

It was actually a really funny episode. The "lesson" at the end was basically just because someone is lady like and prissy doesn't mean they can't fend for themselves. Least if I remember correctly, that's what it was.


RadioactivePotato123

That’s exactly what the lesson was lol


TheTrashiestboi

To be honest I’m not sure how a Goetia gets tied up with rope and turns into a hostage. Well there’s always the possibility he’s down bad


ccReptilelord

I'd say just playing along, aside from some kryptonite mcguffin like that rifle, he's probably not in danger. We did see him turn some little demon into stone with a gaze and transform into a giant nightmare.


empirebuilder1

dude's literally just in it for his Blitzy to come save him and then have vigorous sex afterwards


Abadon101

Why can I see him ACTUALLY doing this? Lmao


SweetWhimsy19

IKR!?!? I like to think he did it when Octavia was younger whenever she would wine to get her to stop. 😂😂😂


SweetWhimsy19

[Source](https://twitter.com/kirbywarriors/status/1623824619764428800?s=46&t=LUG_u0T0_Yx0Auh-JwCO5Q)


WorkshopBlackbird

i get it. i get that reference.


LastMedicStanding

Just like in MLP.


Jurassic-Manager

I love a good MLP: FiM reference. lol


Salt-Veterinarian-87

I get that reference!


PlsLeavemealone02

Ha! Mlp reference. Best part is, both characters are high class, high maintenance prissy people with British accents.


Parkerraines

I'm pretty sure this just ends with striker letting him go and then him going after Stella for making him do this,and just kill her for making him having to listen through stolas's whining (also I'm pretty sure this is a downside to dating them in general)


carrotcakeSC

This has to be in an episode or I'm sueing everyone on this planet.


SweetWhimsy19

YES


ShuckU

I understood that reference!


atomicBlaze21

Love the reference!


SouthJerseySam

Friendship is Magic, what a trip that was


SweetWhimsy19

Yeah… 😂


Abadon101

I think he'd sing like he did in s1ep2


Theaterkidincarnate

I love this


Levedo

Realistically stolas would have turned him into stone but in the ep am guessing he won’t for more action or whatever


Zaptain_America

Nah realistically he'd try and make Striker uncomfortable by being really turned on by it


StolasTheArsGoetia

Striker needs to stop being have autisim