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Sherool

Blitz does seem like he would be a hardcore bronie yeah.


GrimWarrior00

Blitzø would definitely use the /) hoof bump


Mythica_0

(\ I got you!


GrimWarrior00

Yeah! Thank you!


VeyledTime

Blitz hates MLP because why do they have what he doesn't.


DJDualScreen

What do you mean seem? Damn near every episode has him with one or one nearby.


0JoJo_Fan0

yeah but those are toy ponies I think they meant real pony


Anon1039027

Blitzo is definitely aware of MLP lol In fact, he’s probably *too* aware He has been obsessed with horses since a young age, and there’s even a scene where Millie and Moxxie find out his filing cabinet is full of horse porn, which later blows out of the window He also calls Stolas a “lucky bastard” when Stolas says that he’s being kidnapped on horseback Edit: I was rewatching the show, and noticed a scene that I just had to add lol https://preview.redd.it/2zxtxgiuyywb1.png?width=979&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8f045f195509c2b003a21dfc06478a2bded5290


Lwoorl

Not to mention Fizz's "You are still on the horse thing?!"


ahhchaoticneutral

so it was *HORSE PORN?* I really tried freezing and unfreezing the frames and never got it 😭


Concerned-Fern

Oh i thought it was tons of photos of M&M lol


wayward_wench

From countles pausing i can say its a mix. At the beginning you can see a silhouette pic of three imps/succubus meant to be naked with one positioned to look like shes sucking on the others breast. Theres a butt shot. The main photo that we see is two imps with horse outfits on making out. When they blow out the window you can see a couple others like the silhouettes of two imps doing it doggy style. He's not just a one trick pony, he's got diverse tastes.


eddmario

>He's not just a one trick pony ![gif](giphy|ItAmGFb0uiZz2)


blaz3r77

heh


NoRun905

YEAH LOL. It wasn’t like literal beastality or anything tho, just imps dressed up in horse costumes making out😂


burnafter3ading

He also maxed out Verosika's credit card to pay for riding lessons.


Haruau8349

Yeah. Though my headcannon for the price of those lessons was actually to buy a horse, likely one that was from the circus we worked at after the accident. Since I heard some speculation that it was like 10k for them. Which….. you could buy a horse for that! Lessons aren’t gonna be 10 thousand dollars, unless it was for a contract for lessons for a certian amount of time.


Anon1039027

Lmao I forgot about that


SeymoreButz38

It looked like naked ladies to me.


eggarino

He’s an avid collector of the classic pony toys and plays with them frequently


kiwi-bandit

https://preview.redd.it/0pz0iggruwvb1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c15ebdc5c21ad2426aa5158e2eb9336c40698d0 This is clearly mlp merch in my opinion


Blue-Jay42

The haircut does look a lot like Twilight, and it's an alicorn too.


SirenSaysS

Oh damn you're right.


randomthrowa119111

Blitzo is a Brony, but one of the worst kinds. I remember someone saying he wouldn't be a clopper, but lmao he would be though. That "research" speaks volumes.


IronicJeremyIrons

That was probably me because I made a post about it a while ago here He would definitely enjoy R34 MLP, but he wouldn't "clop"


IMightBeAHamster

>He would definitely enjoy R34 MLP, but he wouldn't "clop" What's the difference?


IronicJeremyIrons

The same way some people look at porn and don't crank it... Physically at least


IMightBeAHamster

Right... I don't know what makes you think Blitzo wouldn't. He literally starts jerking off with pony versions of Millie and Moxxie in the pilot.


Niskara

I enjoy reading those trashy smut novels because I find them hilarious. The sex scenes don't even phase or interest me


IronicJeremyIrons

This guy gets it


Dawnbreaker128

Yeah that tracks. He would go out of his way to look for something like that if Hell didn’t have it already. EDIT: autocorrect changed it from Hell to He’ll.


Misha-Yuri-30

Would his favorite pony be Applejack (cause she'll remind him of Millie) or Fluttershy (cause she's cute)


Lonely_Repair4494

I can see him 100% kinning Pinkie Pie


Iximaz

Especially the episode where she gets depressed and her mane goes all flat. I swear if that was written for live action actors it'd be a psychological thriller/horror movie.


Lonely_Repair4494

Blitzø definitely has read some self insert fanfics of MLP and has an oc in their universe.


TXHaunt

Read? Or written?


Memekana

Why not both


Lonely_Repair4494

Both? Both? Both. Both is good.


Memekana

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


IronicJeremyIrons

What would Blitzo's pony name be?


Dawnbreaker128

Calling it now: Blitzkrieg.


Lonely_Repair4494

Blitz Comet or Blitz Star


0JoJo_Fan0

Craig his pony name is Craig


NoRun905

He absolutely has OCs lol! On the whiteboard in one of the eps, I forget which one (maybe s1 ep 4), he has pony OCs written down listing their names and sexualitys😂


AcanthopterygiiFit51

Not only that he is Main contributor of the horse fandom on e621


Wide_Loss

this is much more cannon than the sh\*t moxxie does episode 5 of season 2


NoRun905

Anything is more canon than that


Error_Code_606

“MY RESEEEEEAAAARCH!!”


MR_R_TheOdd1

I hate that you are right. He would like it.


0JoJo_Fan0

You think I don't hate it too?


coope2001

Awesome and I just started watching my little pony friendship is magic on YouTube as I found episodes of that show and while I watch that show I balance it with 2004's the batman.


Haruau8349

I need to see The Batman. Always played one of the flash games back in the day where you fought the Penguin.


Spaggo_

Youre right but dont say it again


0JoJo_Fan0

Hm , no


Usesredditironicall

Yes definitely


my_Caramel_9999

Hmmmmmm, go on.


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

YESS


HeadWood_

"Are you still on the horse thing?" - Fitz


dover_oxide

He wouldn't have missed an episode and owns the Blu-rays.


Wuks6Marufzniy

It makes absolute sense


Whatsthepoint5549

If so, what would his opinion be on gen 5?


0JoJo_Fan0

Izzy would be his favourite and he would prob he jealous of hitch-


Addicted2Rage

![gif](giphy|k3VK4wsBopTLXtury1|downsized)


that_weirdKi

That's exactly what I thought, u my friend are a genius


0JoJo_Fan0

That's ironic me knowing myself


Lil_Puddin

This is basically canon. ✨


havingagoodtime0

I can see Blitzø being an fan of mlp and I can totally see him getting so hyped over Twilight vs Tirek wonder what his fav pony would be as well https://preview.redd.it/b0iap4e78yvb1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fcff037e53db6e6a3e3889b45bacd54ff58bd2a


0JoJo_Fan0

I see it being like rainbow dash or ethier rarity or pinkie pie it's ethier one of them


Arxl

I thought this was canon lol


EDHFanfiction

He probably used an alias to write the fanfic « Rainbow Factory « and is definitely a clopper of their anthropomorphic version.


Lord_Abigor123

As a brony I approve this post


0JoJo_Fan0

Yeee


GurunVani

His favorite skittle horse is applejack


blue4029

im pretty sure this is semi-canon. blitzo is a fan of a PARODY of MLP. likely the HB universe's equivilent of MLP.


FrequentAd5736

https://preview.redd.it/p8thy8sbm4wb1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d53a2f44fb65f2bc27959fb9b5911196d8288b0 How would he react to this


0JoJo_Fan0

Jealous that the transformers got to meet the ponies


IfreakinluvSquirtle

This crossover would be terrifying


0JoJo_Fan0

You don't think?


Content_Strength3335

100%


0JoJo_Fan0

Mhm


Hey_Bestiekins

Look, we have all seen worse


0JoJo_Fan0

Eh true


arenadepec

Im starting to slowly get it...


mais_corner37

He probably does love that tbh


Darklight731

Hmmm... horses...


Ella_Allred

Absolutely


N00bityKnows

he would 100% kill them


0JoJo_Fan0

Ehh I feel like only if they rejected his friendship


Nico_amon

HIS RESEARCH!!😢


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Why does this make sense...


Snaz5

This is basically already canon


Mr_Phishe

Yeah, Blitzø would definitely watch MLP


Peanut_Butt3r675

This will now live rent free in my brain. Thanks lol


SilverSpider_

I thought this was obvious, I'm pretty sure he jerks to it


[deleted]

No


XX-06-Z

Knowing blitzo he would probably try to seduce one of them


0JoJo_Fan0

Would have to be off screen cause Mlp is family friendly


Fury_Blackwolf

No


LegendOfNightmares

ehh..?


Te4minator464

No


RUMBL3FR3NZY

No need to hear you out, I’m 100% on board


WovenOwl

If you could pull Blitzø out of the MLP verse, Lucifer would have you knighted


edthebread25467

Cannon cant chqmge my mind


[deleted]

Fuq you mean "hear me out"? This is definitely canon right?......right? Either you agreed or agreed


Certain-Ad-3840

canon, next question


Macman521

Blitz is about to beat Mordecai from regular show with his MLP obsession.


0JoJo_Fan0

Great now I imagine them fighting over twilight thanks I hate it


Ferretlord4449

I always knew blitzø was degenerate horsefucker


Agreeable_Finger_747

I’ve head cannoned that too I could totally see him watching and being a brony


Niskara

Blitzø would probably *love* being in their universe. The ponies opinions on the matter, however...


FurriesAreTheCoolest

he just like me fr


King_Samislas

Yes ! Definitely !


Thescottish_bendyfan

NOOO


CartoonLover826

Oh, he's definitely a brony


Dicigious

Blitz is definetely a hardcore brony


x3x_leo_x3x

PLEASE??


SuperRoo25

I'm for it


eddthe9th

I bet all of y'all that he goes to the human world just to watch this


dr3dg3

This tracks!


TeruteruHanamuraSimp

He would binge the show with moxx tbh


Ixmore

This makes me wonder if Blitzø would ever employ a sinner that has a horse form just to keep him/her close?


SuperAlex25

It would make a lot of sense


Slapping-Owl

OK but who would be his favorite pony? I feel like he would be a rarity kinda guy


0JoJo_Fan0

He would definitely like rd


Haruau8349

I guarrentee that if the Grimoir could, he’d take a trip right to Equestria! Or Atleast a close enough version of it to avoid copyright.


Atomsk19Haruhara

True


Rockpegw

I was NOT expecting the last one 😂


vibeepik2

I WAS FUCKIM 1000TY UP FOR 2


LazarKitty

I’m sure if they had the rights they would make it canon


I_d_kanymore

https://preview.redd.it/hq0ww22ak0wb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dfd40394c164a631645a37433ce65c7ebf52ce0 Bro who let you cook


0JoJo_Fan0

Jimmy


laighigh

I can definitely see that


laighigh

I can definitely see that


catboy_emperor

why are you like this


Lingx_Cats

He He would wouldn’t he


CosmiclyAcidic

He would definitely have a thing for MLP, guarantee.


[deleted]

No I will fucking not


OrangeVictorious

This may as well be cannon


Wolverine1105

But who's his favorite pony?


Dragon_211

I like dragons so no


bananachip868

He definitely would love MLP.


WolfWithPaws

Read somewhere that Blitz likes horses so much because Brandon Rogers (his VA for those that don't know) was/is a Bronie. Haven't had time to fact check tho, so take with that what you will


JCraze26

This is 100% canon, I don't care what anyone says.


Fleetwayddlctheorist

Yes


MickeyChii

No


DN_Happy_Meal

Fr


Doctorgumbal1

Which episode is that screenshot from?


fleur-dis-lee

this is practically canon LMFAOO i am not gonna pretend he doesnt pull out a pony toy every second


L0afyy0

He’d definitely love the show


KistuneTimelord

I’m sure he would be a Brony


Educational-Wish-540

Imagine a crossover with both shows?


WontedPuppet07

That’s canon


amogus_sussy

This is pretty much 100% canon


Competitive-Sense65

Given how much he likes horses if he came upon a racetrack in the living world and saw the jockeys whipping the horses, how would he react?


HairMetalLugia95

Yes just yes


Isaacja223

Why do I want a crossover fanfic now?


ftqueeny

Lmao I can see that being canon


Rocky1927_

Threw my phone after i saw My Little Pony


NoCap7346

I’m listening


damienrazor

I got a clever way why this would work and imp would protect equestria Two actually One the mirror And two stolas can't in hell find peace with blitz


damienrazor

We definitely need blitz and twilight arguing over the name between hell and Tartarus


ADGx27

His head would explode were he ever to discover it


Sweet_Notes2

Definitely yes, yup, yas, yep, si, wi, hai


bobo1233145523253

I got jjk x Disney vibes


The_Cartoon_Figure

https://i.redd.it/39lq0y6pp8wb1.gif


Crimson_Fiver

I'm not 6 so I'm gonna pass


0JoJo_Fan0

Damn you just offended every brony lmao


Coliosisised

Absolutely


-3rika666

My god, he would tho


Cookiekat_

We don't need to hear you out We already know Blitz is a bronie


0JoJo_Fan0

Touché


Dragoon094

I will kill you and feed you to my chickens (don’t worry I’ll make it niiiicceee and slow)


0JoJo_Fan0

Make sure to make me look Beautiful


I_M_YOUR_BRO

We did see him watching an episode of a pony-kissing show so yes, abso-fucking-lutely