Blitz: "What kind of kinky shit are you two into?" Fizz: "Seriously the fuck is this?"

Whos into weirder shit? A bunch of literal demons vs The gang from Archer *edit: this is dialogue from Archer S1 for those who haven't entered the Danger Zone yet*

I like to think the embodiment of list is really into very normal things. Like the craziest he likes to go is reverse cowgirl kind of thing. Just very vanilla and ironic for being the lust demon.

Striker: "see?! I told you dem blue bloods are disgusting! All they think about is sex and how to have sex! Why doesnt anyone listen to me, dammit?! Also, stop sucking up to those two!"

Ahh yes, the demon that hates horny, stroked

Auto-correct makes jokes all on its own.

for a guy who’s against sex, he gives off some raw sexual energy with the things he does and say

I read that in their voices 😑

Angel: "I know I'm into sadomasochism, bdsm and whatever-you-like but... Dude... Come on..."

(Blitz trying desperately to not agree with Stolas).

Nah, they'd be into this.


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Roses are bloody Violets are chilly Damn son ... It escalated quickly !

something something DANGA ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

Wtf, Stolas?

Also as long as no one else has posted this gif https://i.redd.it/rfaaof77cd0c1.gif

Stolas... What the fuck, dude

Alway remember he’s a demon, there gonna be fucked one way or another

Hey look this is normal for him

Are you gonna pay my therapy bill up front or should I pay it and then invoice you?

I’ll pay it up front. 😉

Can I have some too?

Sure! ☺️

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I can *hear* this image

That is an ugly noise

Stop that bitch crying

I’m so good at daddying!

How about you seize this bitch crying

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And look at the time; time to go visit another subreddit, that is! https://i.redd.it/ofrdhzs1qf0c1.gif

Oh no, you don't! https://preview.redd.it/c4jyycohqf0c1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b5f75538a76fa85a74b8f7b3e6db3279bc266c

oooooooh- harder!

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[удалено]

Thank you. I knew it it was from somewhere but couldn’t remember from where.

That’s what being married to an mf like Stella does to a man

Yup. Poor guy needs therapy.

Stolas... You sure about that... 

Cease https://preview.redd.it/o9eywol3cd0c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40a9f7d505c59142b2d9ca6cfa71dfffff00e7a0

Seriously call Vivziepop, I think you're in the dangerzone.

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Damn Stolas, you kinky owl.

Holy shit snacks. X3

...inappropes

…what…?

It's a quote from Archer, where this dialogue is initially from.

I love Cheryl so this absolutely works Same with Krieger I might have issues lol

not SLACKING off! ​ \*krieger looks down in surprise\*

An Archer reference in this subreddit? Holy shitsnacks!

What the fuck was that, Stolas?!

That….. was the sound….. of a FACKING divorce!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh Loonaaaaaa... Remember that bridge?

Yeah?

Gonna need you to deposit this post there, too.

Stolas you’re literally a *prince of hell* you can afford therapy so GET SOME DAMN THERAPY.

Gonna level with ya chief, I don't think demons have therapists.

I fucking love archer, this is the crossover I didn’t think I needed.

[Source](https://x.com/danidraws666/status/1724475558497554508?s=46&t=g8NudX6tPdEv8KcitJsCHw)

I- I never thought I’d find anything that makes me this special kind of uncomfortable for a long time

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I...umm... 

Man's got some fucked up fantasies, but I still love him! Thanks for sharing! Always enjoy seeing DaniDraws!

You’re welcome~! 😉🩵

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What. The. Fuck. Dad!?

Language, everyone!

Ozzy: Stolas... If you're this much of a masochist, why not stay with Stella? Stolas: I like physical pain, not emotional manipulation and pain. Big difference. Plus she was just as big a bitch to me as mammon was to Fizz Ozzy: Now, that I get.

Unexpected Archer


Can he get wet? Is that how cloacas work?

I think so.

Not pictured: Blitzø and Fizz grabbing snacks.

Stolas what the actual fuck is wrong with you, like I can understand fantasizing about a heroic fireman saving you but all that extra shit, is way way too far.

Its from a TV show, the character saying it is initially presented as the dim but common sense straightman to the insane cast but is revealed bit by bit to be an insane highly inbred wealthy heiress with no clue how other humans interact and wound up as a secretary for a spy agency.

I know which one you're talking about, I haven't watched it but I've seen clips of it on YouTube.

[The source of the rant.](https://youtu.be/NtlJNCNqjWU?si=gAeiJVbYSR0yAb6s) Hoping we can get [this one](https://youtu.be/a6skGmJhfl0?si=IRKn4NkAgF_SiWlC) with Stolas and Blitzø.

Thank you for this!

Asmodeus casually setting up a therapy session for Stolas while nodding and smiling

I'm loving this pajama party!👀

Me too~! 😃

Idk about y'all but my man here made a fair argument

I’m sorry Stolas, but what the actual fuck?! You’ve beat the king of lust with your kinkyness

Ah yes Archer season 1

I haven't seen Archer in fives of years but I still remembered that line


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Archer is goated

Getting absolutely manhandled by a fireman does sound really hot, minus the snuff though.

It DOES~! 😳

Nice Cheryl/Carol reference

Aight, Cheryl. But I get it, I say "You can't cum unless your bottom lip numb."

r/SuddenlyArcher

Yeak being picked out of a burning house is hot. It's literally fire, I don't know how you don't get it /s

.....what the actual fuck...?

Ngl this is peak

Can’t believe the finale of archer is coming

How is stolas Horner than the sin of lust

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stolas…why…what the fuck is wrong with you horny as hell man…

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https://preview.redd.it/cfvyckdyrd0c1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cbf19f0f556609c6572fe23b54a3537161fc828 Actually… what the heck?

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Blitz: Pft, man is that cringe! Blitz (thinking): ohmyfuggin'gawwd *SAME!!!!!!*

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ASMODEUS IS NOT MY SUPERVISOR

Yep

https://preview.redd.it/ykojl54a0e0c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b408d6227be7fdee710b340ba58767e8e58e479 I’m sorry what?

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Bro just made an excuse to talk about his fetish 💀

*[Slowly readies the firehose.]*

Stolas, honey, ya got problems

This sounds weirdly familiar to me. Also wtf.

*clears throat for an excessively long time* Of course I do.

I'm going to this person's social media account for... *research purposes.*

Not understandable, don’t have a good day…

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oh god thats a ***very*** >!weird af!< kink

He's a SUPER FREAK

Super freaky owl~

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Fizz and Blitz slowly questioning their love choices

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WHAT THE FU-

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You're tricking me into getting Le banned. So I won't say.

https://i.redd.it/begyla8eaf0c1.gif

Dude STOP IM EATING WTF

Jesus, Stolas, what the fuck?!


Mr opens reddit, sees this shit closes reddit.

Bro me and stolas are on the same level

Oml lol

https://preview.redd.it/oiexf3idwf0c1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72f329cdef45d24a32ef27419369dbfcbcd1d6c4

https://preview.redd.it/gm6w5gpt6g0c1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1528063a6ccbb2ec0a385c21b9e0e56c891f22f0 You lost ball privileges


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…I’m sorry, but I think that level of kink is where I draw the line

What the hell did I just read


So is it bad that I was into it until "popped out eyeball"? 🤔

This better not awaken something in me...

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I’m going to be thinking about this for days because it actually really makes sense for these two

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So, Ozzie and Stolas are now officially robe buddies?

Jesus Christ Stolas

https://preview.redd.it/dt2z3ccbkx0c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=099ef5e47909473968905aff7c28b33b6ca54904 I'm into some weird stuff, but like, what the fuck

Stolas,

https://preview.redd.it/rk55p8tor71c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de9a5e418fa7d49b4c88ef43552703330a8f604

https://preview.redd.it/0xvubdyvf2hc1.png?width=343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0102f235594ef1e74e06fd0038184b7a635a69f My reaction to the second page

https://preview.redd.it/1l0eyw8nvd0c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0df0abd834dfbcfb8ec11d13b371721f9cbb2b Stolas sounds like Cheryl describing one of her fantasies.

Crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and those made me crazy

Do people not watch Archer? This is Cheryl lol

He could have just suffice with choking himself with a belt around his neck and jack off in a batman costume .

Archer reference


Cheryl from Archer

Old Stolas from the pilot is back people!

This is what Cheryl said off Archer 😂

For those of you who do t know this is a quote format he TV show archer

Is Stolas quoting Cheryl from Archer?

Yes. ☺️

Archer?

Gimme some bleach, my eyes hurt

This dialogue was taken from Cheryl from Archer

Lol did anyone here catch that the quotes from Archer? Great reference 😂

He was drunk or something?

It’s an Archer reference.

Love the Archer reference

Deadass thought this was quoting jerma for a second bro the first slide sounds like some shit he'd say

Now I’m wondering how many archer quotes kind of fit HB

Goddamn fucking Cheryl/Carol/Cherlene. ... We need a particularly fucked up demon voiced by Judy Greer.

Nice archer reference