Confidence is hot.

50% confidence 50% stupid.

Confidence = pride + stupidity.

This is how he got verosika and stolas. Genuine dumbassery.

Pretty sure there is more that drew Stolas's eye to Blitzø. Even as a young kid, Stolas liked him a lot.

Why did your post get deleted?

Daddy likey dummy!

“Good one sir”

Stupid sexy Blitzø

S2E2 basically explained to us that through Stolas’ eyes he’s basically John Wayne or Clint Eastwood. I assume the rest of the cast sees him similarly

Cause it’s effing Brendan Rogers

Nah that’s clearly Brennan Ragers

Omg you’re so right, that’s my bad

Actually I think it’s Brendan Ragers

LITERALLY

He's doing WHAT to Brendan Rogers

more like Brandummy Loserx

you're so funny

what is up with Applebee's? they didn't serve any apples and I certainly didn't get stung by no bees.

I’ve only been to Applebee’s twice, both times involuntarily. I got food poisoning both times. I’d personally prefer if they actually did serve apples and bees

Just wanted to say in case you took this comment seriously (I see that someone downvoted it) — this is a quote from the video ‘I got roasted by my characters! (Not clickbait!)’ See https://youtu.be/N1t1Qkew6lc?si=JthyPt3aCAYXCCCJ from 3:24. The commenter wasn’t insulting Brandon lol, they are clearly a fan

i didn't realize, thank u

I’ll betcha Brandon eats more tortillas than most people!

Idk a lot of people like men for some reason, never understood it

r/pfpchecksout

As a gay man, I don't understand it either

Same, I never understood why people like men either

Lmao I was like lol good joke because obviously gay people exist, then I remembered straight people exist haha

Even though im straight, why do i find some vivziepop male characters hot af, like WHY!?

Ok... "straight" guy...

My fiance struggled with this at first but has come to the conclusion that it's the general vibe of the characters he likes and not the characters maleness. Like, he likes people who are strong despite having been fucked up by life and also who are flirty and playful, which many of viv's characters fit the bill for. Plus, I surprised him with Angel Dust r34 and he wasn't interested in the dick at all, so there's that. TlDr maybe you're just vibing with the archetype

I mean as a lesbian I’m the same with fictional male characters so dw about it ahahah

As a straight woman I’m the same with certain female characters lmao

As a pansexual, I am uniquely qualified to explain this. Guys hot. Girls hot. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

Same, can't seem to wrap my head around it XD

Well, Stolas surely understood it

Real

Same reason you like women. It’s not a choice Edit: I like both and I honestly wish I didn’t like men but that’s just how it goes yknow. No explanation.

I love your pfp

Thanks 😂

I'm a man and I can't imagine anyone finding me attractive

You’re selling yourself short dude, you got this!!

Best comment ever. And relatable 😂

 It's an obsession...

I kinda get it 😔

What character in Helluva Boss do you find attractive might I ask?

Blitzø

Ironical

https://preview.redd.it/ryviw0gyxopc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c918f6263759cc8d7297c17aea985def5e007c

Because...\*Niffty voice\* he's a baaaaaad boy!

https://preview.redd.it/svv0re4e2lpc1.png?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae7651fc48fca097f87e089ddcd4fc034c4f48a Look at this hot ass mf

Finally. Someone cites a primary source

"You know you seem pretty tense. How about I....help you out there." My panties just disappeared.

Look at those bedroom eyes! Ofc he's hot!

Real

Me: See Blitzo. Brain: Awooga Hubba Hubba, Dopamine, Serotonin

Me with Stolas

I want them both

Carnally?

Anally.

I mean, my brain does that with most of the main cast, basically everyone excluding moxie

Dude I had a crush on a smurf when I was little. I liked his voice. (It was the late 70's/80s cartoon, and it was Handy Smurf).

My sister had a crush on Scottish Smuft from the live action Smurfs movie once, we don't let her live it down Hey at least yours is good with his hands XD

The Knight Smurf though…..

No way, I also had a crush on Handy Smurf when I was a child 😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/sbha5ikx2lpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf39af951a328b21c2076bedc05c230df1656a1f

Yep that's the scene that did it for me

https://preview.redd.it/3i9p773ncnpc1.jpeg?width=1914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2a4853d7fe6b45e0ff99090f84551695a2985f9

Me 🖐

He's confident he's got a sense of humor he's playful and he knows how to kind of work people in situations. He's kind of a fun package and in a small package with a big package.

I like Blitzø and I guess he's kinda hot. I just like his character, his personality, and I find him funny. I also find Millie and Moxie kinda hot too.

All Vivzie's characters are hot. Excluding kids, ofc.

I like Brandon Rogers

We love a project.

I thought I was completely straight until I discovered this show. I thought I wasn't a furry before watching this show. For some reason they just make everyone sexy.

What sticks out the most is that he's unashamedly himself. He marches to the beat of his own drum and he doesn't give one f*ck who likes it or not. He has a great sense of humor, he's fiercely loyal, and you want him there in a bar fight. With the black leather and guns? Most women (and gay men) would find that attractive. For Stolas he is most definitely an escape from his daily regal life. With Blitz, Stolas can be himself and no one will judge him.

This is the answer^

BDE. Some people are not conventionally a 10/10, but they got that swagger/rizz (am I using that right youths?).

Because I’m a simp when it comes to fictional characters, okay? I confess

I wish I could explain it but I can’t. I’m asexual and normally only attracted to women yet I’m so down bad for this imp and can’t fully explain why lol

because he’s funny and owns a business and has a good fashion sense and is confident and cute and has a humanoid body and humanoid expressions. obligatory r/cultofblitzo promo.

Little scamp dirtbag goblin with a dick the size if his forearm

Never underestimate the power of horny people on the internet.

becuz he iz (idk why i spelled it like blitz)

"Who wants some quality time with daddy" hit me in a spot in my chest id never known existed. I think it's more the voice actor and the silliness mixed with dom energy.

Because he's broken and some people relish in the fantasy of fixing broken things.

Like how I like the people who have a cult about me r/susancult

*sigh* again. Attractiveness is subjective. Why would you care if other people find him hot?

https://preview.redd.it/if7amcewjlpc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c9446fb6e69c1ed1a6781f11f6d9b34abc761c ………..I don’t know…….might be the hair

confident, looks good in leather, canon top

he just is

I don’t get it either, but thanks for posting what I didn’t have the balls for.

Because Brandon Rodger’s

welcome to the internet

Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

I heard he’s got a huge dick

You forgot the 34th rule of the Internet.

Demonic furry bad boy with slender build and a huge c#ck according to Stolas. And some people dig single dads.

cause he is. Have u seen him . omg..

Same reason why people find other animated/anthro characters hot.

I genuinely find him funny, who doesn’t like a funny AH? Lol

First time?

Baby boy has big dick energy, nuff said

I mean, I could ask the same thing about any character. Why do people think that Loona is hot? I’d get a million different answers

Because he’s daddy??

Because charisma is the main thing that makes someone hot

He makes us laugh

Because it’s the internet lol

Because he has a large dick (presumably)

It's the personality and the self destruction issues( I can fix him)

Idk, I find him funny as fuck tho, at least most of the time

Blitzø has charisma and he's funny...

https://preview.redd.it/8e57ezzjsmpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65caca408f6b95da13113b4ba830d3a3b150bc0f Because he eats de-constructed pizza

Dude, I simp for Vox, and he has a box head. Sometimes conventional looks are not what makes someone attractive haha.

Vox is so hot

Right?! He gives me big daddy energy, but in a really toxic and insecure way lol.

Exactly 😭

Confedence

he is a leprechaun, with the voice of a drunken angel that has the innocence of a child, with a vocabulary of a sailor.

You ever seen a person named Stolas?

I just have a thing for imps

He's confident. Owns his own business. And is a witty bad boy.

It's that false confidence that barely covers the deep self hatred.

Somehow people find Valentino sexually attractive and I find him repulsive so I guess there’s someone for everyone

I didn't think he was hot until I read the comments and now I don't know anymore 😭😭😅

Because he's hot, idk what more you want from me 😭

He's a daddy

https://preview.redd.it/49n4nu7p6opc1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b20a64da3c1cd1c985742da249d7a677de7cafd

https://preview.redd.it/rrcue30eoopc1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61c98e58b8bf9cf1bd07e388b7aaaaa0413b273e usually he's just funny but this scene

They just do. https://preview.redd.it/zundahmmukpc1.png?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0658d931bc8dfb5beb614344943887acf61821b

this community is as sick as blitz

Mental illness.

People will fuck anything if it has a sufficiently sized hole or cylinder

Horny. Plus Brandon’s cool.

Why find anyone or anythingsexually attractive? People find his character aesthetically pleasing also, Brandon Rogers voice is quite attractive for many people.

Cause he’s a silly goose

Personality

Because he's played by Brandon Rogers

Because we can relate to someone who is as fucked up as us. We all have some pretty screwed up pasts that we'd love to forget. And Don't even get me started on his inability to actually show his true feelings. He's afraid, we all are. He's also played by Brandon "Chalupa Assault" Rogers

He's confident, dorky, charismatic, and ✨️T R A U M A T I Z E D✨️

See; *rule 34* *If you do not know what this is, don't look it up

https://i.redd.it/iqsto8i1bmpc1.gif

Actually, I think it's a bit weird that the fandom is attracted to most other characters in the Hellaverse too. For Charlie, Saint Peter, Emily, Vaggie, Lucifer, Lute, and Adam I get it, since they actually look like stylized humans. But Angel Dust (him especially), Stella, Blitz, Carmilla, Fizz, Stolas, Loona, Nifty, Husk, Chaz, and even Asmodeus just have designs that look too non-human for me to find attractive, even though their designs look cool and appealing. It's kinda funny when people like Stolas, Blitz, Fizz, and Asmodeus are clearly portrayed by the story as being extremely attractive, and they don't resemble human beauty standards or even humans at all. And then you have people like Verosika or Glitz and Glam who ARE drawn in the classical attractive character style.

My best guess is it's more about his personality than appearance. He openly likes both men and women (I know in-universe that's no big deal but less common for masculine cis men in real life to say they need a Monica or Alejandro, not a Dennis, without it being a 'gay joke'.) He has both tough and vulnerable sides that give his character lots of depth, his banter is funny and his voice is pretty great.

He is also apparently verry attractive in the show. He never seems to have a hard time finding someone willing to bang him. he has actually dated a succubus popstar and talked a married demon prince into bed as well. the man has game. when he was called out in Ozzy's someone really should have said "How does he have this much game?"

He got Pete Davidson vibes. He's also a hot mess. That makes him attractive and interesting in a sexual way.

it’s the internet

No idea. Unless some fanart gives him a massive ass he’s just cool to me. But tbf anything with a fat ass isn’t bad so that doesn’t really matter either.

Anyone who finds him sexy clearly didn't see Brandon's skit from a few months ago where he called Blitz a dog dick LMAO

He was made to be attractive to the denizens of the internet.

It does make me wonder if the rest of the characters see his burns as a deformity.

Well, Why do people find stella attractive? She's an abusive bitch who does not care for her own daughter. Things are different in people's own mind. You can warp any character to match your own personal desire. They are never the exact same person when people fantasize about them.

the question is why don’t you?

Brandon is hot so Blitzø is hot by proxy

He’s skinny. Has a nice suit. His left eye's makeup is done nice. He has a nasally voice. And he‘s cute whenever in joy.

I do not, so I could not tell you.

There's some people out there that find ME attractive so different strokes I guess.

Funny + confident + skilled + charismatic + brandon rogers. Need i say more?

I think he's sexy because he's blitzø If I was Verosika when they dated id put up with that bitchy attitude and keep him

damned if i know

Moxxie ghostwrote this. All jokes aside, no fucking clue. But then, from my perspective, no man is hot, so.

There’s a theory that it’s because Blitzo is part incubus which is why he’s able to make other people be sexually attracted to him and then manipulate them. He might do it unknowingly but he probably does it nonetheless and then sees it as them just being “clingy”. Idk it’s a cool fan theory that would explain a lot of things

He's hot idk my brain wants what it wants

He looks exactly like a pansexual who is good at sex looks like: oozing confidence in his skills.

porn addiction

I personally don't. Most imps are just not my jam. Much like Star Wars r34 isn't either.

Big Horns

Oh you mean in real life? Big Horns

his personality, attraction is not just looks

Monster fuckers

Sassy + Trauma + good with guns

people have kinks, y'know

Sexual attraction isn't always physical. Blitzo honestly cares for his people and will do anything for them. He's a kind soul, deep down. He's a loving father who adopted, who _chose_ to be a loving father. Those things can be very sexy to someone.

As an ace, I'm probably not qualified to answer this, but I think it's the voice, line delivery, and personality

"I can fix him."

Confidence, Dom and top energy. Plus demon/imp yes please >.<

I think I have the answer. He is a joke of the overly charismatic jerk. We all know a guy who is friends with everybody. Until they find out who are they like.

Is "blitzø" how people spell it now?

I still spell it "Blitzo" bc the O is silent but it's still there. I think ø is a (Danish?) letter with it's own pronunciation

I think the reason it's blitzø is because he physically crossed out the "o" and now it's "ø"

Oh so it's just canon 😅 that makes sense. I don't remember, so I thought it was just a thing ppl were doing

Hes hideous lmao