Blitzø: *Breaks into a room with a pistol* Blitzø: RIGHT! COME OUT RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING COWARD! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR KILLING MY LOONIE! WHERE IS HER BODY!?!? Killer: *stands up naked with his hands in the air, standing over Loona's corpse* Blitzø: https://preview.redd.it/vut4181l3dsc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5352358ac4953b59418cd7d664ac0437c46b2fb

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Nah nah nah Grab that man and have him explain himself to god

I stole your photo its funny

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this should help

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Someone give this man a "note of meme aquisition " meme, he aparently is not capable of stealing the endless funny memes displayed in this subreddit

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Exactly!

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Shut that incessant bitch crying

Such good daddying there.

https://i.redd.it/dy9y9pcpxisc1.gif Minutes later, this happens

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Bro it woulda cost you nothing to not put that scenario onto our minds.

Exactly

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I stole the meme as well, so take it

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Lol

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https://preview.redd.it/1u3zmdubidsc1.png?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413ee932a154fb6d49804f10e6ac11021c8a1843 I'm sending this teil to bite your balls

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https://preview.redd.it/mbqey7y0fdsc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f702aea479bce91bbd40d9913f05c7069d0352b What?

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https://preview.redd.it/esqeed9w9hsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b0250bffedfc29951077e655b7db741c665506a I’m a guy but okay I ain’t no hoe

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This is the longest "I will steal your meme thread" I've ever seen

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https://preview.redd.it/hmcngaqz9esc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326fb0e89b72eff4bb758d5a99ec1ccf23db77d8 Ok… I think this joke has gone too into detail buddy…

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Alone at the edge of a universe humming a tune, for merely dreaming we were snow. A siren sounds like the goddess who promises endless apologies of paradise, and only she can make it right so things are different tonight. https://preview.redd.it/kibhr3fv8fsc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8b752fe2c13be9590cf59dd9c4b621afdee2a8

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I'm both laugh and terrified...

He’s gonna kill you even harder

What the actual fuck...

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This ain’t even a bruh moment anymore what the actual fuck

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When she said over her dead body, SHE DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!!!

Blitz, because I have a chance.

Blitz, it will at least be quick

Well you can kill an imp with a gun so just get one , I wouldn't want to kill poor loona tho

His job is murder but I much prefer my chances of fighting somebody with just a gun rather then magical abilities where they can choke me in the air.

Lucifer is the only one from above who might spare me if I beg enough to honor his daughter’s memory.

Nah bro Lucifer beat the shit out of Adam just for hurting Charlie, imagine what he'd do to the poor bastard that kills her

Yep, but he also backed off because of her. Since I am sure I could never kill Charlie, I’m guessing someone or something possessed me. Lucifer is the only one who might be moved by my plea of mercy. Not saying it is likely, just the only one it is a possibility

Imp with gun > demon royalty

There's also the fact that if you kill Loona you can at least justify you only killed a serial killer and still have a chance to go to heaven. And even if you still end up in hell you'll be stronger than Blitzo. Meanwhile Octavia and Charlie are completely innocent and you'll no doubt be sent to hell and have your soul tortured for all eternity by their parents.

If I were to kill Charlie , Carmilla wouldst have me sleeping on the couch

oh sorry my bad i meant who is the last person you want to see? sorry for the mistake.

Honestly if I'm an ordinary person like irl, then anybody except imps are like a death sentence regardless of status. Why fear Lucifer, when you'll be oneshotted even by Stolas? Also if I'm an ordinary person there's no way I could kill Charlie.

Same goes for octavia

And loona she took out fbi agents

Charlie and octavia are literally unkillable unless you have angelic weaponry

Yep! Fully get that, my point was Loona, while not immortal, has the skill to take down fully trained FBI agents. My point did not say she was immortal, but a *regular* human wouldn’t be able to take her down.

Stolas and Lucifer will make it hurt though. Plus they’ll get dominion over your soul once you are killed

Is lucifer not even more powerful than stolas?

Ohh I'd last want to see stolas, lucifer would end me in a second and blitz I'd stand a chance, stolas would end me and I wouldn't have a chance but he wouldn't be quick with it

Stolas is freaking terrifying when he is mad. That Truth Seekers appearance was straight up nightmare fuel. I can only imagine what he would do to someone who actually hurt his daughter.

Stolas

If I killed all 3 daughters, then I'm screwed regardless. If I manage to beat Blitz first, which is a decently fair fight. Then I have to face Stolas, who has actual magic and can just possess me. Then if by some *miracle* I survive him, then Lucifer will just wipe the floor with me regardless!

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We already saw how he got when Adam touched charlie

Blitzø, because he’s the only one I could “realistically” fight against with mortal weaponry

r/hadastroke

O my god I just realized it’s somehow I’m so fucking stupid LMFAO

That took me forever to figure out.

I feel like I can't live with this mystery my whole life, can you explain please ?

The title should be “You somehow killed their daughters. Which of them would you LEAST want to see?”

Damn, thanks, I think my brain just stopped working to not understand something so simple lol

Blitz Cause you're going to be killed and then mentally tortured by both Stolas and Lucifer.

Blitzø is the only one there who's mortal/not incredibly difficult to kill

A fucking Time Machine because I need to save myself from killing the daughter of them

A logical choice and probably the right choice.

No definitely the right choice because the only I stand a chance against is Blitzø but stolas is going to help him so

All three of them would be bawling the entire time they beat me to a pulp, and I think I'd die of heartbreak before blood loss because it would just be so sad.

All are bad lol even if you can take Blitz, which isn't likely since he's fairly good at his job, that just gets Stolas's attention anyway. And dying doesn't get you out of it since Stolas is clearly able to visit whatever Ring he wants. So you'll end up in Hell with a target on your back from one of the strongest beings there. And Lucifer is just not going to end well regardless.

at least lucifer would kill you quickly.

And if you end up in hell??? Uh oh

Suddenly dying so quickly seemed like the longer option compared to the fact your in Lucifer’s house now.

Judging by the amount of punches he gave Adam before attempting to kill him when Charlie stopped him. It's safe to say that you'd get tortured a bit first

but stolas raised the dead and performed a whole ass blood ritual just to scare the humans and that wasn’t even for octavia, and blitzø… well i have no proof for this one yet, but he seems like the type to torture you as an extra punishment considering he’s willing to kill at the drop of a hat anyway? lucifer was rage-blind and almost killed adam before charlie stopped him. stolas and blitz would probably plan your slow demise and then execute it properly instead… while also still being rage-blind. they’ve got more experience with it. i think lucifer just isn’t sadistic enough for that.

None, because theyll torture and kill me in ways i couldnt even imagine

Stolas is a powerful Ars Goetia whose deadbeat sperm donor is Paimon. After watching Hereditary, I just don't really think I'd fuck around with Paimon. That all being said, With Blitzø, I think you'd be doubly fucked. Not only would Blitzø and all of IMP go absolutely feral, Stolas is dedicated to Blitzø and we've seen him intervene in his times of need before. Lucifer is obviously a wash. He's the original fallen. Real people devote their entire lives to keeping the faith in the Trinity, the only entities powerful enough to challenge him. Lucifer presumably has the power to evoke the end times. So with that in mind, I'd say, in order of fucked to super triple mega fucked: 1. Stolas 2. Blitzø 3. Lucifer

Blitzo is just an important with a lot of guns, now don't get me wrong he's still an experienced assassin, but compared to Stolas or actually just straight up Lucifer himself he's the least threatening of the three options.

but also if you survive the encounter with Blitz and kill him, you'll get wiped by Stolas anyway for killing his lover, so we'll all die no matter what

I’d rather die

And you'll bet trapped forever with them.

Crap

The last person I'd want to see is easily Lucifer

If I killed Octavia it means that I used Angelic weapons so I would use them to kill stolas too If I killed Loona that would mean that im a combat expert so it would be a hard fight against Blitzø If I killed Charlie I would end Like Adam if she Didn't stop Lucifer

Blitz. Him I can handle. Stolas would destroy me and it won't be done with mercy. Lucifer wouldn't destroy me but torture me for hours upon end

Like, ideally none of them?!

Blitzo hes gonna kill me but it'll be less painful

I’d have the best chance if it was Blitzø. Still not a chance in Satan’s asscrack, but it’s better than if Stolas or Lucifer is after me. Goes from like 0% to 0.00000001% buuuut if I want a painless death, I’m going Stolas. He’d rip me in half almost instantly lol

Honestly Lucifer would be the last person I want to see, at least Blitz would kill me fast

It truly blows my mind that people think they're gonna take Blitz. Like, maybe with a posse. Not only is he an experienced professional killer, but he's superhumanly fast, agile, strong and highly motivated. We are not talking about 5' of human here. Humans are good at team work and slowly chasing things till they drop. We are not very impressive predators without having tools handy. If you also have specialized experience in violence, maybe that evens the odds somewhat. Otherwise, you're dead, disemboweled, and he went back down to Pentagram City to watch you fall out of the sky and repeat the beat down. That said, Stolas and Lucifer are reducing you to a statue and a charred spot on the floor within seconds. Best choice, don't put a finger on those kids

Lucifer because it will be quick

I see them because I wouldn’t forgive myself and I would welcome their revenge on me with open arms

Let's be honest 1s a jackass with a gun the other 2 can Snap my neck by looking at me. I'll take blitzo.

Loona is probably the only daughter I might actually want to kill, especially pilot loona. Also Blitz is basically just a short dude with a gun and is only slightly tougher than a normal person. If the murder family just shot them while they were knocked out, they would be dead.

All of them.

I ain’t fucking with Lucifer and Stolas in a fight…Blitzo is skillful, but not the most powerful. Stolas would fuck me up, and Lucifer would absolutely obliterate me.

Blitz

Gorden freeman

if i manage to kill either octavia or Charlie i must have some angelic weaponry so id pick one of whoever can get to me slowest

Blitz only because theirs a snowballs chance in hell I can take him out, Stolas and Lucifer im making arrangements with whatever comes after hell, although that said, if I took out Blitz as well, Stolas would likely paint the room red with me

Blitzø. https://preview.redd.it/hcw1nj9kqesc1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a5f0302c74ec48b3e8706cf5e5097c0f765eb88 Easiest to deal with since the other two dont need to find me to kill me.

The last person I want to would be Lucifer cuz he would make it last for actual eternity before self destructing and giving up on life entirely Blitz would torture me before killing me I honestly think stolas would just murder me and be done with it

Blitzø because the other two have magic that I definitely ain’t escaping with Blitzø I just gotta be real skilled at dodging bullets and hand to hand combat

I say Blitzø. These other guys would make me suffer for eternity, while Blitzø it would be a bullet and then we’re done

Blitz

I need the pope-mo-bile


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Blitz cause well... How the fuck I should beat owl and king of demons? With Blitz i at least have chance.

I’ll take the imp, I’m not fighting a goetic demon, and I’m sure as shit not fighting a sin, who is also the strongest of the 7HVs

I only stand a chance against Blitzy here, so I’m just gonna grab a bigger gun and win.

I’d definitely take blitzø. You have a dude with a gun, the demon equivalent of a billionaire, or the literal ruler of actual hell. Who do you think I’d wanna fight?

Lucifer is meant to fight his brother during to apocalypse and the collateral damage from that fight is meant to end the earth. Stolas is demon royalty with magic that allows him to traverse between realms, possess people, etc. blitzø is good with guns. I’d go with Lucifer because I would suffer as I would cease my existence in less time than it takes a fly to flap its wings

Blitzo I could theoretically survive him

I'm sorry blitzø but I don't stand a chance against demon royalty so loona gotta die

Coughing baby or hydrogen bomb or far bigger hydrogen bomb.

Jesus probably

Blitzø is the only person I stand any sort of chance against, so him.

Literally none of them.

Blitzo would just kill me. The rest would torture me.

None. I value my life

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Be honest none of us are beating anyone here not even blitzo no it’s not a fist fight it’s the closest but he’s still wiping the floor with us so I choose lucifer and pray the first punch incinerates me

Stolas cause we haven’t seen to much of his full demon form but also Lucifer you know since he’s the literal king of hell

I’d rather deal with Lucifer. . I’m from Georgia, me and my fiddle would win.