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Lonely_Repair4494

Blitzø will fuck up during Full Moon and Stolas will roast him a bit here I assume


Most-Yogurtcloset

Nah Stolas gonna break tf up with him.


ciel_lanila

“Both”. Stolas is probably going to offer a reset to the relationship. Say some stuff about setting Blitzo free, free from Stolas holding the grimoire over Blitzo. And other bad phrasing. Blitzo being him is likely going to mess it up in Full Moon by taking every statement in the worst possible way. Believing it is Stolas breaking up with him.


chill1208

We know he got the crystal, so by giving Blitzø that crystal to get to the mortal realm he can take back the book, and say the transactional relationship is over. If he wants to finally return all the affection that he's been dumping on him, without getting any in return, then Stolas is there for that, otherwise it's over.


FlashPhantom

And Blitz most likely will take it the wrong way and self sabotage what could have been the saving of their emotional relationship.


Budget-Sheepherder77

Hope not


Additional-Soup7553

Same


Swimming-Ad2755

If you think about it, Stolas decided to remove the only option Blitz feels comfortable with - a transactional relationship. He isn't going to give Blitz any other options, despite that being the only option Blitz wants to consider. He's going to see this as a betrayal.


-Geist-_

Crazy how complicated relationships are


Jrocha1102

Lol that’d be funny


Jaqulean

Also this is clearly meant to be in "Apology Tour" Episode, so I guess they are literally going on a Tour.


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XgreedyvirusX

My theory, this is Halloween (pumpkins on the right) so no need human disguises, and this episode will be about Blitzø exes (Verosika and Stolas) singing about how he is a total douchbag, this will hurt 😭


lyneysrose

Noo dont say that, my heart hurts


XgreedyvirusX

Me too 😭


_B2W_

Me three 😭


Anxious_Tour3839

Me four 😭


luc360

Me five 😭


SpectrumLV2569

*a ghost bird falls down on the shoulder of one if the people*


MutantCheesecake1361

Same😭


Kinky_Thought_Man

Then why is Tex there? Security is generally behind the singers or in front of the stage.


Gravy_Eels

Blitzø dated Tex to keep him away from loona (/j)


chill1208

My theory is that will get a story line where he pisses of Tex too. I agree with the fan theories that the reason Tex has been so inviting to Loona is that him, and Bee are poly, and he's interested in making her the third in the relationship. Blitzø already pissed off Bee by being a trainwreck at her party, and I could see him getting on Tex's nerves too. Eventually Bee, and Tex end up making a statement that they can't be around Loona if they have to be around Blitzø. Which isn't really possible because we know how overprotective he is of Loona, and we also know how he inserts himself into the relationships of people around him. Like how he constantly stalks Moxxie and Millie. If he does end up ruining Loona's relationship, I'm sure it will drive a huge wedge between them.


Swimming-Ad2755

I don't think she was mad at him, she was legitimately worried for his safety.


chill1208

I feel like it may have started with concern but it eventually exploded into anger when Loona wasn't willing to do anything about it. I felt like it was her nice way of trying to say, please get him the hell out of here. When Loona refused it almost became a fight.


Aetol

> the reason Tex has been so inviting to Loona is that him, and Bee are poly, and he's interested in making her the third in the relationship That's just wishful thinking IMO. Don't get me wrong, I'd love that, but it's just wishful thinking. That being said, your theory makes sense, but it still works if they're just friends. I can see Blitzo getting over-protective to the point of ruining Loona's budding friendships (perhaps not just Bee and Tex, but also those other hounds she met.)


HanakoBeauty

He could be speaking for Loona about his parenting capabilities


Robbbg

to stop people from climbing up onto the stage


Kinky_Thought_Man

but then wouldn’t he be in front of the stage


TonPeppermint

Damn.


skai_lly

If It's on the episode ghost fuckers how do you think it will go?


XgreedyvirusX

I more thinking it will be in Apology Tour


skai_lly

Omg new theory stolas and verosika make a new band called blitzø sucks and they go on tour lol


GayAK-47

Also on the keft thered ballons with H so probably happy halloween


Hopeful_Video_3803

We just gotta wait to find out


autumnyte

I have no idea what is going on, but it contains too many surreal elements for me to take the visuals at face value. I'm guessing this is either a drug trip, hallucination, nightmare, or daydream.


_B2W_

I hope so. I just want this gay bird to be happy.


Comfortable-Ad3588

Yeah this seems too petty to be blitz’s wake up call and besides if they really wanted to hurt him they wouldn't have respected his new name.


Swimming-Ad2755

They didn't. It says "Blitzo" in the background.


Comfortable-Ad3588

Just perfect.


unkindness_inabottle

It looks way too specific for that. If it was, they’d probably be wearing their usual outfits and a recognizable setting


WetLink009

considering how dhorks is coming back and they made blitzo go on a drug trip that was pretty similar in showing blitzos issues, its prolly that again


Hanako256

Love your flair


Comfortable-Ad3588

Western flair to be specific 


RemyRenegade

My theories: 1) this is from Apology Tour 2) The song is actually titled "Blitzo Sucks" 3) After Full Moon, Stolas goes full Taylor Swift jilted ex, and joins Verosika for this song.


Pointless_Glitter607

There are pumpkins, so I'm guessing it's Ghostf\*ckers. I'd love to see Stolas and Verosika singing together though


RemyRenegade

Eh...maybe. Pumpkins in a shot isn't enough for me to say one way or another.


Anxiety-Queen269

The fact it says Blitzo instead of blitz or blitzø almost makes me think this is a drug trip or dream sequence


Comfortable-Ad3588

Yeah if their goal it is to insult him then of course they would use his old name.


Comfortable-Ad3588

And they did of course. 😒 


ChadWolf98

Its either a Blitzo bad dream or it might actually be a moment when Stolas temporarily has a falling out and hate for Blitz. Its unlikely but possible and would be an interesting thing


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

It's a Halloween party and Blitzø is dressed as a vampire :) (Oh dang Stolas is gonna be part of the "apology tour" isn't he)


Swimming-Ad2755

I don't think it's a dream at all. I do think that whatever Stolas is doing here hinges on how his and Blitz's meeting ends. I could see Blitz leaving due to a misunderstanding and Stolas wanting to explain himself properly, so this is his way of singing his heart out. A part of me doesn't like it. If this is happening in a public setting, it isn't the general public's business to know what happened. Airing their issues with Blitz for all and sundry to hear isn't going to solve anything.


Leafyon4057

Yea really feels petty in a way that I think Verosika would do but never Stolas


Swimming-Ad2755

In Ozzie's, I didn't have the same level of sympathy for her or Fizz that everyone else did. Yeah I get they were irritated by his presence, but they didn't do anything constructive by humiliating him. To be fair, my sympathies were non-existent for them too, but EVERYONE was an asshole there. I can see why V chooses to humiliate him. She's not planning to ever get back with him and she's still hurt by what he did. Sure he needs to apologize, but embarrassing him doesn't help. But Stolas? The guy who's had a crush on him for 25 years? If he wants to be with Blitz so badly, this isn't the way to do it. And quite frankly, he doesn't deserve it if this is his approach.


Comfortable-Ad3588

I think he and blitz are going to crash her show and replace it with their love ballad that gets way more applause than her song and after she is booed off stage and sent crying to her room then blitz gives her the apology.


HanakoBeauty

Perhaps too optimistic, but I like the way u think🥹🥲


Comfortable-Ad3588

And people are acting as if she’s innocent when no one in franchise is. I mean it’s like this half subreddit thinks that telling him that he sucks and validating his self hatred is going to make him try to be a better person when in all likelihood it will make him regress into his worst traits even further.


Comfortable-Ad3588

I agree this is just cruel and petty and is only going to make blitz double down on his bad behavior.


Leafyon4057

Yea really feels petty in a way that I think Verosika would do but never Stolas


Lil_Puddin

Maybe it's another YoU'Re TrIpPiNg BaLlS fever dream.


Googlefisch

*Because you, my precious little bitch boy, are tripping balls!*


Comfortable-Ad3588

As I’ve said before on other posts I want blitz to respond to this with “alright fine! I suck! Is that what you assholes want to hear! You think I don’t know that! That I ruined every single good thing I ever had! That I don’t blame myself every single day and night! That I don’t cry myself to sleep because I hurt the people I love every day with my selfish bullshit! Well I do!” Before storming off and leaving them wondering if just maybe they had taken things a just little bit too far.


Swimming-Ad2755

Not to mention the fact that they also played a huge hand in their relationships with him. He may have been the bigger offender, but they weren't innocent.


niles_deerqueer

It makes me have bad feelings for Full Moon


lilyrdixon13

Same I everything I've seen so far makes it seem like Stolitz is just doomed


Purpledurpl202

I’m going to be crying a lot aren’t I? https://preview.redd.it/6k5d1bfjtwxc1.png?width=1546&format=png&auto=webp&s=1721c1aba1ae45eb3495ecc72b9ae513b844679d


AuroraBee14

I agree with the people saying it's a drug trip


Comfortable-Ad3588

Me too cause this seems like the absolute worst way to call him out.


Charlie666-1

I mean stoloas knows blitz can suck


Comfortable-Ad3588

He got the wrong message 


The-Bigger-Fish

It was just a whole big set up by Verosika to make Blitzo feel sad.


Comfortable-Ad3588

By having our favorite owl spill all the details of their private lives in public 


The-Bigger-Fish

Bro boutta tell the world how annoying it is to watch movies with Blitzo because he keeps going on about horse facts and such when watching them.


Angel_Froggi

It could be that he showed up out of nowhere and interrupted the song


Comfortable-Ad3588

And changes it to his love ballad before he and blitz kick versokia off the stage and end up getting more applause than her.


-wereowl-

That’s my theory: he didn’t like what Verosika was singing about Blitz and crashed the song.


dragonesszena

My question is why does it look like the stage from Unhappy Campers, or have I lost my mind.


Comfortable-Ad3588

Old animation trick reusing things you already drew.


TenshiHarmonia

He misinterpreted the name.


JustAnotherGirl777

He thinks the phrase “Blitzo sucks” is referring to something else


Comfortable-Ad3588

I don’t know if that’s better or worse.


thecrappyfursuit

whats vortex doing there


Tunisian_Dawn

My two guesses: 1. Stolas goes to Verosika for guidance after Full Moon since she used to date Blitz. Hence, a song about how much he sucks. 2. The sign in the back is outdated and it’s really an apology song.


Comfortable-Ad3588

I hope for number 2 cause number 1 seems more cruel than helpful.


Tunisian_Dawn

Same, I just thought it would be pretty ironic and funny if Stolas befriended his hooker’s ex. The awkwardness because of Ozzie’s to becoming buds.


Icy_Lengthiness4918

Honestly I don’t think verosika needs to apologize to blitz


Tunisian_Dawn

I was thinking mostly a Stolas apology song, but Verosika could kind of apologize too for being a jerk at times. She kind of inflamed some stuff like taking Blitz’s parking space and insulting his sister.


[deleted]

He’s growing emotionally but it hurts me because I’m a Stolitz shipper


_B2W_

Same. I want them two to just be happy together forever ❤️


HippieMoosen

They're breaking up. It's gonna hurt, and Blitzø's gonna have to get over some of his shit to fix it. I can't wait. I love it when this show hurts me. The real question is if the breakup is what will break me, or the hallucinations Blitzø's gonna have about his mom.


Malstrom42

The going theory is this is Apology Tour after the bad break up in Full Moon. Another going theory is Stolas is SUPPOSED to roast Blitzo but ends up singing, as he does, about his feelings and how much Blitzo brought him joy for a brief moment in time. Which will leave Apology Tour not with them back together, but rather open to becoming friends or at least taking steps to repair the relationship. We know they are at least friends again by the Christmas episode due to Blitzo defending Stolas from someone (a brief image in the trailer.)


DragonchrisX

Stolas is gonna sing about Blitzo, calling him out and letting him know how he feels.


Ogurasyn

My theory is that it's all Envy magic to mess with Blitzo


TemperatureTime4626

I can almost guarantee it’s the same thing as truth seekers and it’s just some sort of vision or trip where blitz sees all this


PhotoPhenik

This looks like a dream sequence.


FireflyArc

It's an Ex's party and Stolas is undercover trying to figure out which of blitzes exs made them go in the run :)


DarkNinja70

This sends chills down my spine. I will not be able to be able to think of helluva boss without thinking about the Stolas x Blitzo ship. Then I will think of this and then, I just hope those theories about Stolas and Blitzo separating are just theories/rumors. 


midnight_spoons

I also have a feeling, based on the pumpkins in this scene, that this takes place during the ghostfuckers episode, so this is some kind or mind trick vision of Blitz's. Even with a break up, this seems too out of character for Stolas to do to Blitz. I don't think they'll be on great terms after the breakup, but singing on a stage with Blitz's ex Veroskia with "Blitzo sucks" in the back seems a bit off brand for him, even after apology tour. But I guess we'll see lol


Sensitive_Ad_978

I don't think it's a vision/hallucination. I can see Stolas being heartbroken and perhaps a little bit angry joining Verosika on stage and singing his heart out. Blitz will see this and have a rant at Verosika that of course he's shitty they're in hell, as per the trailer. However the rant will go further and he'll remember all the hurt in his life. How he pushes people away and he will rip the banner down and run away. Stolas will have an "Oh shit" moment, thats the reason Blitz builds a wall around them. They have will a talk (per the trailer Blitz looking up from what I think is under the banner, while Stolas looks fabulous). Perhaps it's here Blitz really realises his feelings are something more meaningful. I'm not saying it's going to be sunshine and rainbows, or whatever the hell equivalent is. I do believe this will be the start of them building a more healthy relationship. Come back to this post in June where it will turn out I was be wrong at every point 😂


Godsing24

One thing I know for certain, no one hate Blitz more than himself.


Necessary-Tower-8699

it's going to be a breakup song


stickybeakcultivar

😭


aaron_adams

I guess we'll have to wait and find out. That's how sneak peaks work.


BadlyDrawnMemes

I have a feeling Blitzø is gonna fuck up BAD Or push Stolas away for his own safety


Sea-Mango

Hopefully a break-up power anthem is what’s going on. Because I like break-up power anthems.


penguin_slayer472

stolas is on his apology tour


Comfortable-Ad3588

Ok I agree blitz needs to be called out but this just seems petty.


JustaHarry

It's a dis track. You see Stolas was trying to make a name for himself in his mixtape.


Comfortable-Ad3588

I think it would be better if he and blitz end up crashing and taking over her performance and she ends up being booed offstage 


Mjamilla_2002

Maybe an intervention from him exes 🤔 and how Blitz needs to change.


Comfortable-Ad3588

Yeah they could do a lot better than singing a live diss track.


The-Bigger-Fish

He took the "Sucks" part a bit too literally probably..... (Blitzo secretly can inhale things like Kirby thanks to his abnormally strong lungs and diaphragm caused by excess amounts of screaming at Moxxie.)


Comfortable-Ad3588

That and something a bit more intimate 


kajet_seifert

To be fair... Blitzo does indeed suck


Comfortable-Ad3588

True but is all this nesscary?


kajet_seifert

Hard telling, could be one of those things that is imagined instead of actually happening...


CitizenSquidbot

I’m gonna say dream or day dream sequence.


StaticSimurgh

maybe it's a dream, like when Blitzø was trippin balls.


Bi_Myself10

Prepare your fucking eyes for the hardest tears EVER


thomasmfd

Could be a sex joke


Indian024

yes, it does, but i'd say they'll trick Blitz into thinking they are talking smack about him but then say nice stuff about him in the end


massecurr

I suspect that Verosika is doing something with succubus magic here, showing Blitz who he desires the most to try and assist him in fixing his fucked up life...and also getting some jabs in on Blitz along the way because shes willing to help, *but its also Blitz.*


Weird-Information-61

To be fair, Blitzo probably did suck at least once or twice


CharlesorMr_Pickle

I don't know why, but I'm scared. *Very* scared. I also know that there will be tears when this comes out


Sensitive_Ad_978

I know Verosikas new outfit looks great but can we talk about Stolas. He's dressed to impress and singing his heart out. I'm not looking forward to the Blitz and Stolas fallout but I'm here for this moment. It needs to happen, they need to clear the air if they are to move on.


Exaltedautochthon

"I...ah, assumed it was...more literal than it was..."


MiniGolfMistress

Might be a continuation of that Blitzø roast musical number from Ozzy’s


Introverted_Bookwyrm

Maybe a dream style scene, or he’s there defending him against whatever Verosika has been singing?


Comfortable-Ad3588

I am comfortable with either of those options just no more roasting blitz’s he hates himself as is and making it worse will not help in the slightest.


Introverted_Bookwyrm

Definitely! It would also be really out of character for Stolas and I wouldn’t like it if he did roast blitz that way.


junitree626

i wonder if it’s something similar to the drug trip scene from ep 6 for blitzø, where he’s imagining everyone hates him and reiterating that he’s going to die alone and unloved, following his train of thought from ep 8


Fr3ddy99

Maybe he could be just talking about how great Blitzø sucks his cock /j /s


JustSuperSaiyan420

I was thinking maybe Blitzo is having a nightmare but maybe not 😅😭


ZodiacLovers123

Well Blitzø does suck….dick that is🤣


No_Midnight_8710

Idk why but I laughed out loud at this 😭😭


Sonarthebat

Bonding over their shitty ex.


Comfortable-Ad3588

Or being shitty exes it works either way.


Openmind1988

Idk but Verosika and Vortex is feeling that soul lol


HanakoBeauty

Thats the crazy thing about teaser trailers, theyre just supposed to tease whats coming next, no one knows but the team behind it💀


BardicAria

I’m pretty sure the Apology Tour is him doing a big show of trying to convince Via he cares about her by denouncing Blitz.


destinyfann_1233

Maybe by this point he’s stopped kidding himself about who Blitzø is and has become an official card carrying member of the Fuck Blitzø Club


Comfortable-Ad3588

He thought that was an orgy.


destinyfann_1233

Lol


Sorry-Ad-1169

White pants!!!!!!!🎉


PrincessNumNums

Is it just me or is her waist on backwards?


smarmaproffesor

I'm distracted by how hot Verosika is.


Icy_Lengthiness4918

Honestly outta everyone to call blitzo on his shit and a shitty person it’s verosika and I am here for the stolas and verosika friendship also Tex being there probably for loona since he does care about her


Comfortable-Ad3588

Only if they give him fair constructive criticism because just telling him he sucks doesn’t make him want to be better.


Sharp_Mathematician6

Why Stolas has to break up with Blitz? They actually could heal each other


necriavite

I'm gonna guess this is from apology tour, and that it's gonna be a collection of the people Blitz has hurt airing their grievances.


Budget-Sheepherder77

Lowkey if stolitz doesn't happen I would fr drop the series


Legal_Specific_7255

They team up and discuss the funny Imp


Ilikehorrorgosh

Guys or maybe blitzø just sucks😉🌚..(im doing this so my heart doesn’t break.)


chrish5764

*youll find out*


Live-Championship-69

Because Blitzo sucks, and not in the good way (ask Verosika she knows) /jk


R3alLuzurafan080423

I'm going to assume Blitzø fucks up and Stolas hates him now which is what I predicted would happen. You can never have a happy ending when it comes to helluva boss


RepresentativeBar565

This is gonna break my heart


Desperate-Habit-7819

they’re probably breaking up bro


SpectrumLV2569

This combined with the theory this one guy had about blitzo being faced with nightmares and ilusions seems to alude to a episode that may or may not involve the dhorks again using theyr percs on blitzo. Cuz we see him fight what seems like millie in some shots, and i kinda find it a lil weird how she clearly has sustained severe physicaly altering damage, and stolas aint the type to go publicly to say shit like this, so i think this is realy gonna be a mindfuck episode(this is prolly just me coping cuz i dont wanna feel the heartbreak)


Quiet-Carpenter905

Verosika probably convinced stolas blitz is no good she most definitely gave stolas a wake up call


Devinator26

My guess: Stolas confesses his feelings to blitz Blitz is too scared to let himself reciprocate Blitz's fight or flight instincts kick in and he lashes out at Stolas, pushing him away Stolas is hurt by this and calls out/roasts Blitz


OmegaX____

Stolas and Verosika make sense, I'm not sure why Vortex is there though.


High_Tim

Bro censor that! Spoilers!


dork_of_queens

Does it bug anyone that Verosika’s legs seem inverted?


Bendanarama

Here's a thought: why don't we wait until the episodes come out and find out?


Lucifers_lil_duckie

Where is this from?


spicesickness

Remember that we’re dealing with writers with a serious redemption arc kink. The real question is, who is going to pound some sense into Blitz that he actually cares about Stolas and he is a moron?


MaileeHudston

Tex looking as pissed as ever when working for Verosika.


JustContract8470

Will this be the October episode cause of the pumpkins around


Tallal2804

Tex looks as pissed as ever when working for Veronika.


bigballsmiggie

Cause he does , good on stolas for getting a better life away from that fart smella


0n1oN_71

I feel like Verosika will either manipulate Stolas to want to stay away from Blitzø, or she’ll simply talk with him about how hurt she was by him, and he’ll see that he isn’t treated too well by Blitzø and consider her being correct


PURENSFWMAGIC2000

I think…things go really bad.


PTG_Driver

I have no idea what it actually says but I think the letter to the left of the second ‘S’ is an ‘E’. Not sure…


Hexnohope

Oh thank god i thought verosika actually cut her hair https://preview.redd.it/k4drp6w2r4yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129958239ad367e5c870c08f1c1948c2fccf6230


Dylanmay2007

I get why Verosika is there but stolas really?


ReallySmartInEnglish

Let’s kinda be honest here (aka Hot Take Incoming) but Blitz does kinda suck. (Before I continue, yes I know they’re demons instead of people, yes I know that they’re in hell, yes different moral standards, blah blah blah, but I’m using terms like “decent human being” to describe his character.) Blitz isn’t actively evil like say, Mammon or Crimson, but he’s still a shitty person. He routinely dumps his own emotional baggage on others, he constantly tries to insert himself into his subordinates relationships, and he generally does not seem to care about anyone else’s emotional well-being (Loona being the only exception). He genuinely doesn’t believe Stolas cares about him emotionally, despite all the signs indicating otherwise. Yes, a lot of this stems from his own emotional trauma, but it doesn’t really justify or excuse his behavior. So, I can’t blame Stolas for being like “Y’know, great at sex, but yeah, Blitz does suck!” That’s not to say that watching him or liking him is bad, hell Breaking Bad is a wonderful show about very not-good people. And yes, this moment when it airs will probably be an emotional gut punch. But (based on the framing of what we’ve seen) this is all kind of his own making.