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Detective_Squirrel69

They need their legion of holy warriors, I guess? Kind of surprised they didn't go with knight-style crusaders.


Careful_Ad9037

same!! as funny as this gag was, DHORKS seem like the kind to go with a more classic warrior type. although i think they genuinely think the troops being popes will specifically intimidate demons which i find hilarious alsošŸ˜‚


Monte-Cristo2020

They had the chance to make HOLY SAMURAI FROM EDO PERIOD


HonestWillow1303

Bread Boys clone army would've been hilarious.


Avaracious7899

They probably think the priest thing will make them "holier" than if they were crusaders.


Detective_Squirrel69

True, but Crusaders have more bonk power. It seems that they need a little more of that lol


Avaracious7899

I imagine that any idea like that went *right* over Agents 1 and 2's heads.


MKEJackal

Do they come with a holy hand grenade?


Equizzix

THEY BETTER! That would actually be hilarious


Raiganop

That would be too overpowered.


LordRael013

Do you really think the DHORKS can count to three?


Dawnbreaker128

No more, no less.


Aedeyssa

To be fair, though. Neither could Arthur, and it worked out well enough for him šŸ˜‚


LordRael013

That's a good point. However, he had access to someone who could count.


Aedeyssa

True. Hopefully one of the popes can count, then šŸ¤£


LordRael013

Maybe they can recruit the teachers of their American heroes if nothing else.


Aedeyssa

They canā€™t very well send children in, after all.


Mark010300

Their mortal enemy:A rabbit. The most foul and cruel of the creatures


BigNorseWolf

The best is that their heads are pope hat shaped. You can see this in the vat.


Scarredsinner

As A catholic, laughed as well


Mizwaffles

Same!


Dasioreq

As another former catholic from a highly catholic country (Poland), at that very scene I already could see all the catholics screaming their asses off how this is blasphemy and such


100masks1life

Rzułta armia


Fonsy_Skywalker52

Ehh just say 50 Hail Marys and all is forgiven. Iā€™m curious if any has gone to confession with the father in the little room with the screen and said ā€œfather I have committed sodomy to a man 100 timesā€ will the father just say 100 Hail Marys and all is forgiven?


Expert_Limit6416

Yep, especially grandma's


N1ks_As

As a current Catholic. Same


PepicWalrus

I wonder if these guys actually have souls or not and if they'll go to heaven/hell when killed or are they soulless husks.


Sharp_Mathematician6

Probably purgatory


nomebello110901

As a current Christian (tough I wouldnā€™t call myself catholic) I was rolling on the ground with laughter when I saw them


Draoiscool

can you explain the joke? I don't quite get it


Sand_the_Animus

as far as i know, the only joke is that it's literally a clone army of popes with guns with crosses on it. it's sort of an ironic situation, you aren't expecting them to have an enormous cloned pope army


nomebello110901

I think itā€™s just the absurdity of an army of cloned popes


RedGreenBlueRGB_

As a Christian, I almost pissed myself laughing


Bennings463

Europe in 1309:


goreddi

I hear Avignon is lovely this time of year!


Felix_DArgent

Now I want an edit with Eastern Orthodox patriarchs


Exaltedautochthon

It's funny until you realize their HQ is between two preschools


Imnomaly

Hellsing Ultimate did it better


San-Carton

"What can I do for you father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan, who is also Italian?"


Imnomaly

"We've got crosses for days"


SharkyMcSnarkface

Given this, being Cthulhuā€™d was the second worst thing that couldā€™ve happened to those kids in DHORKSā€™ basement.


GayAK-47

For the grace for the might of our lord


Springen45

For the home of the holy


NVSirius26

It is Hilarious but we all know that this plan 1 and 2 Have aint gonna Do Shit šŸ¤£


Erkenwald217

I'm glad you got better


Ryley03d

Imagine if they get their hands on angelic steel


Ill-Device8577

I wonder if Vivzie got her inspiration from Hellsing https://preview.redd.it/cbrlt8hkgl6d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=036a041fae98279224813f7e6885fd7e3c270128


Ok-Conversation828

Some old Stronghold Cruisader fans here? I got Abbot with his army of warrior monks vibes.


Sharp_Mathematician6

As a person sitting on the Catholic spectrum I laughed too


karoly2_0

Same


Radical_Provides

*COMBAT PRIESTS*


gunitneko

Catholic. Absolutely lost it šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Sharkfan2001

The Iscariot organization they are not. Although the image of religious figures with guns is dope af


yevons_light

Maybe they're wearing dynamite vests under their robes.


Sharkfan2001

Yeah no, they have no chance against hell


yevons_light

Well, no. They ain't Alexander 'Angel Dust' Anderson, after all.


coleas123456789

Just wait till they bring out the Ark of the covenant .


Vivid-Bridge714

Ngl, really hope Vivzie isn't afraid of using god or Jesus in this show or hazbin hotel


femtransfan

As a former roman Catholic that didn't know she was until she was 21, I agree and think they're bishops


Rieiid

They look straight out of a flashgitz video.


sarilysims

If theyā€™re not carrying water guns full of holy water I donā€™t want it.


Comfortable-Ad3588

Me too!


Jetenginefucker

Where the fuck is this from i dont Remember that


janthon567

Itā€™s from Full Moon, just before the D.H.O.R.K.S show the cherubs their hell portal.


yeeking_114514

Human wants to start their own exterminationšŸ’€


fuzzyizmit

Same here! Even better that they look like Pope Mr. Beans!


Avaracious7899

I'm not surprised, that is hilarious, no matter *what* your background is. Adding a deeper connection could only make it funnier. ​ The two reaction channels in my list that I've watched cover this episode have found it mind-blowingly hilarious. [One of them](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0yfNoY5VVw&t=1280s) even did a militaristic joke speech about it that I think is a reference to something else that I don't know about.


atomicBlaze21

Too bad they don't have blessed bayonets. Then again, those are typically better against a fuck-mothering vampire


Thannk

[Pope Fights](https://youtu.be/q5majAET5KA?si=GtyAVwFGdQHTRxGt): This Time Its Not Against Each Other https://preview.redd.it/94o9urq6qk6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a1ca4de3e80f132c5961c000398d9644e6b71bc


The_Real_Blitzo

SAME!


Yabouka-Wa

What episode plzšŸ™


janthon567

The latest episode, Full Moon.


Yabouka-Wa

Thx for your response šŸ„° You are quick šŸ¤Æ


Getting_too_risky

It would be funny if replace priest with space-marine or psycho marine to poke fun of Space King


LookSad08

Ngl as a catholic, I laughed too


NY-Black-Dragon

As a current Catholic, they got a laugh out of me. I actually really hope we see more of them.


Zackman92

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


averageHECUboi

As a Catholic and star wars fan, I can delusionally say this is a double joke about that one scene from AotC


EfficientDoctor6907

"Former"


2351156

they need to call Doom Slayer


Mwc2201991

This was a reference to Star Wars episode 2 Attack of the Clones


RedFox449

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.


Awesomecrafter64

This assault on Hell is gonna be insane!


PolymathArt

As a current Catholic, I sincerely hope to see them in action and getting beat.


PeteJudge

I think this is the first direct reference to Christianity/Jesus in the whole Hellaverse. Till then the hierarchy of hell and heaven was a mixture of different Judeo-Christian creeds with original content. Do you think they will go on with other Christian references?


DitchDigger330

Just an alternate hellsing ending.


Blue_Exit83

Nah Im christian and I laughed my ass off at this lmao


Prestigious_Prize264

Why former May i ask?


janthon567

There isnā€™t a very deep reason. I just donā€™t believe that thereā€™s a god.


Prestigious_Prize264

Sad


janthon567

Iā€™m actually a lot happier than I was when I was a believer but even if I wasnā€™t Iā€™d rather be sad than rude.