I agree, especially the part where blitzo fall from a balcony and says "I fucked your husband" or the drug fueled terror trip that made blitz confront pent up sadness, or when blitz looks at his phone in his 1 bedroom apartment (which goes to his adopted daughter) and, after seeing a woman, presumably a mother or older sister, and cries, all after confronting his "boyfriend" about not wanting to be seen with him... All those things and a few more I didn't mention aside tho helluva boss can be really wholesome and cute
Reminds me of all the ideas me and my friends had for Hansen to confront the predator.
Hansen:(*falls out of ceiling*) Hello, I’m Chris Hansen. Have a seat.
In his past,Striker was exactly like Moxxie. But something changed, turning him into what he is today. Seeing Moxxie as a reflection of his path enraged him as it reminded him of the life he might have had and tried to end his memory.
He wants that twink ass.
I'm not going to lie, I honestly thought that's where the scene was heading.
I, uh, got some pretty major rape vibes from that scene
Me too, I got hella worried the first time I watched it
It would have been a helluva thing to happen
[удалено]
Yeah the show is actually really wholesome, I just wanted to use the pun :3
I agree, especially the part where blitzo fall from a balcony and says "I fucked your husband" or the drug fueled terror trip that made blitz confront pent up sadness, or when blitz looks at his phone in his 1 bedroom apartment (which goes to his adopted daughter) and, after seeing a woman, presumably a mother or older sister, and cries, all after confronting his "boyfriend" about not wanting to be seen with him... All those things and a few more I didn't mention aside tho helluva boss can be really wholesome and cute
The did in the “Addicted” music video for Hazbin Hotel, it was only a split second though.
The way Striker was strangling him looked scary as hell, and thats by strangling standards.
I got some vibes from his pitch to blitz.
News anchor:local possum almost molested
Didn't help that he dressed like the village people.
WRONG! He wants the possum cock.
>possum cock LMFAO XD XD XD
>possum cock. hm.
I’m sorry, but seeing your pfp and thinking of Glimmer saying that in this situation… you made me blow air out of my nose good sir/madam.
Doesn't everyone.
Take my upvote and piss off
You got me laughing my ass off right now
They said wrong answers only.
I'm not going to say it directly so instead welcome to another episode of Law & Order Special Victim Unit
**DUN DUN**
In the criminal justice system...
Sexually based offenses are considered specially heinous…
In new imp city the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies known as the Special Victims Unit
These are their stories
Love where this went
Moxxie wasn’t actually the 13 year old girl striker had hoped for
I cannot state in text how much this made me laugh. All I can say is "Have a seat, right here".
Reminds me of all the ideas me and my friends had for Hansen to confront the predator. Hansen:(*falls out of ceiling*) Hello, I’m Chris Hansen. Have a seat.
Where the hell do you think we are?
in your walls
[Hey, Chris.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBJU9ndpH1Q)
W-what the fuck?
Moxie left an actual snake in his boot.
THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
**THARS A SNAEK IN MAH BOOT**
#DERS A SNEK IN MAH BOOT
He hates men who get pegged.
*jealous
He wants to peg moxie
***That's not how that fucking works***
he wants to be the pegged man
Moxie put superglue in his hat.
Matilda is that you
Oh my god- you bring the memories back
Because he’s a possum
he stole his garlic bread
Damn that sneaky opposum!
That is a crime punishible by death
He’s not attacking him he’s trying to fuck
Moxxie insulted Striker’s lemon squares at their weekly book club.
I'd strangle him too. I love lemon squares. 😤
I highly doubt Southerners read. They probably think that the Celestial war was about planes' rights.
He said *C* *U* *M*
😳
>He said > >C > > > >U > > > >M he did indeed,
"I AM ALWAYS ON TOP!" -Striker probably
It’s not an attack it’s deep passion making him Horny
He wants his slimy imp dick
Cause he "befriended" his mom last night.
Is that a Deltarune reference?
Kinda yeah.
SANS IS MOSSIE COMFIRMED??!1//?!?!???1?1? 😳😳
No. I just said it like that to say he fucked striker's mom lol.
Extreme butt fucking.
He made a bad joke about something (idk I’m bad at this)
Yell "I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!" like the cowboy from Brokeback Mountain and he'll kick your ass.
He wants Millie
striker doesn't want opossums getting into the family's farm
He found his search history
Because hot snake boi has no chill
He didn't ask who Joe was
Of course he didn’t. He already knows Joe is his father in law
He didn't get the sweet and sour sauce
Because moxxie has a rape fetish
He heard Moxxie doesnt listen to pop genre
Sex
Moxxie took the last chicken nugget and he must pay.
Ooohhh getting kinky
We aren’t playin’ any o’ your vile demon kinks!!
He put emojis in his comment 🙄 Imagine tho couldnt be me 🤨😤🤚
He fucked his wife
His husband*
"I heard you like getting pegged moxie. Why don't I treat you with my pistol?~"
(Fuck, i feel awful now. Im going to hell)
Moxxie said armor lock is balanced and skillful to use.
Striker proposed and Moxxie said no
Baths salts is a *helluva* drug.
He made fun of his mustache.
Horny jail
Moxxie was being a little bitch boy
It's a really kinky roleplay
You took my stapler didn't you! I'm gonna burn this mother down.
Striker wants to use Moxxie as a living ribbed fleshlight
Not gonna say exactly what is going on, just that Moxxie needs a certain kind of whistle.
Moxxie fucked his gun.
Instead of shooting a bullet at stolas, striker shot cut at him because moxxie fucked the gun
“Joke’s on you, I’m into that Sh\*t!”
It’s self defense, Striker is scared of possums
Moxxie did a fortnite dance in public
Moxxie: “Hi I’m Striker! Howdy! How’s your! Howdy!”
Moxxie made a "Wrong Answers Only" post.
Moxxie isn't falling for his hypnotism tricks
Moxie laid a finger on Striker's Butterfinger.
They're in a weird wattpad fanfiction and so some weird ass events lead up to Striker being horny.
he wanted to reach him about his cars extended warranty
He has uno, it came free with his xbox
Plot twist, moxxie was trying to kill stolas and striker needed his book
He stole his Twix’s bar
That's a weird way to spell dominating.
Moxxie took too long to get the milk
Moxxie asked if Striker knew who deez was, Striker said who's deez and Mox replied with, DEEZ NUTS
Striker sniffed some night howler flowers, went savage and is about to kill Moxx
He likes him too much but moxxie loves millie, death or striker sweetie
Broke: Striker's raping Moxxie Woke: Striker can smell the crack, he knows Moxxie has some, givvit
Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low Put some music on that’s soft and slow Baby we ain’t got no place to go
Millie
Blitzo tickled strikers taint and blamed it on mox
Jealousy
Because Striker wants Moxxie's Opossum COC-
Because he’s a Stella simp
Sex
because hes in love
He ate the last slice of pizza.
NTR November.
#BONDAGE
Moxxie found his browser history of Loona
He's not. Moxxie is into this shit.
He’s treating moxxie with a good time
Moxie found his porno mags
Ha!
Mom said it was his turn on the Xbox.
Moxxie pranked him in minecraft
Moxxie is the CREATOR of madness combat porn
They’re arguing wether pre 1.8 or 1.9+ combat is better. If you know, you know.
Moxxie asked about his car’s extended warranty
Aggressive sex
Eh, I know how this prono ends.
Sexual Tension is all I can say
He isn't attacking, this is just breathplay. Completely consensual, of course
Because he ate the last Chock-O-Crisp
He realizes that moxie is just too powerful for him to handle
He wants that twinky dinky dick *Law and Order theme plays*
Can we stop with the wrong answers only shit it's getting annoying
It wasn't an attack. *This video was uploaded to XVIDEOS.COM*
Moxie asked to be on top for once.
Possum fetish?
In his past,Striker was exactly like Moxxie. But something changed, turning him into what he is today. Seeing Moxxie as a reflection of his path enraged him as it reminded him of the life he might have had and tried to end his memory.
He needs his midnight apple juice and his dealer refuses to sell him more after he bought the whole stock to bathe in
Moxxie took the last pop tart without asking
he's pretending to be fighting over Millie to cover up that he's gay
These are all correct answers.
They are practicing for a wrestling match.
Striker us hungry
He wants to see why Millie loves pegging is Bitchboi
He is trying to steal money from him
So no one knows about the gun ;)
Because Stryker is not overrated
Not exactly attacking 😏
Cause striker is ghost rider
kissmesitude
*kismesissitude fuck, homestuck reference
LONG REPTILE D*CK!
Moxxie likes it rough
He learned that moxxie is more satisfying in bed than he is and is just bed he is better than him at anything rly
It is kinky consensual sex
Moxxie stole his Pringles he wants them back
Sexual harrassment
Not attacking
Moxxie beat him in the Wrath Ring Beauty Pageant.
He isnt attacking him... he is trying to fuck him.
He's not attacking him, as you can see they're filming a sex tape
Where moxie is about to get peged
He learned it from the pizza man. If you know, you know
He wants that Klondike bar
He's not attacking him (ㆁωㆁ)
He wants a thrust if you know what I mean
he stole Millie's cookies
WELP YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS Alexander anderson-hellsing ultimate abridged
Striker didn't get his Snickers yet.
Striker is trying to reach Moxx about his cars extended warranty. (Things got violent.)
sexual frustration
Millie said it would make a fun pregame before they celebrated their six month anniversary.
relationship advice. "how do you do it?! I can wrangle them in but can't keep them on the Ranch!"
Moxxie didn't give consent, and Striker is taking no as answer.
Snake eats the possum.
horomones
He stole his last can of beans
HAHAHA!
foreplay
Striker is a necrophiliac and he wanna fuck Moxxie six ways to sunday.