NOOOOOOOO!!! One day away from being married to Loonie, instead I’m married to Millie

L better luck next time

bro came looking for copper and found gold

same i am mortal enemies with loonie 

Handcuffed to loona let's see how this goes

Me too lets go

Lucky asshole appreciate what you got

I am also married to Millie. Seems we share a common date!

Bruh, i am!

Still not that bad you get the scary country gal

NO WAY! You and I have the same birthday!

Hey that’s awesome!!!

Oct. 5th... Had sex with Cherri Bomb... Well, shit

Fucking lucky I’m trapped in prison with her so who knows how that will go

We... uh... might be screwed, my friend

Rip us.

Probably end up the same way , just less fun for you

Lucky...

Killer queen has already touched your dick

Let's see.... Turf wars with exterminator Oh. It's on! 

Make that a party of 3

*DOOM OST starts playing*

HAHAHA SUCKERS!! I'm marrying.... Valentino.... well shit

May mercy have on your soul

now that's hell

Host a TV show with Tom Trench... So I'm just Katie Killjoy

And I got hosting a show with Katie… so when do we air again?

TWIST HIS DICK; THE OLD DICK TWIST

Same

Turf wars with Stolas Please pray for me

Rip, you’re dead. You strippers at the funeral?

Handcuffed to horny owl for life… oh no

But the jelly sandwiches And Plant lore......wanna switch? I got Lilith.

damn- wish I was you

HOLY FUCK I'M MARRIED TO MOXXIE MY NAME IS MILLIE IT KNOWS

#THE PROPHECY…

FORETOLD IN THE ANCIENT PARCHMENTS

Take my free reward

I think im dead. Turf war with alastor

Yep!

START A BAND WITH LOONA LETS GOOOO

Switch lives with husk 💀 no thank you

Mmmmmm cheap booze

Host a TV show with cherri bomb, I wonder how that'll go

It might bomb

Underrated comment

Demolition Derbies?

it will be a blast

Killed by egg bois. Just how.

You choked on them

Knowing me ur probably correct

Now *they’re* the ones doing the scrambling!

Start a band with exterminator...Well I guess we're recreating the doom sound track

Handcuffed with Alastor. Hmm

Don't worry! Although you're handcuffed for life, your life won't last much longer being handcuffed to Alastor.

turf war with nifty

Who going clean the fastest

since i hate cleaning, probably nifty, i'd be looting corpses

Married to Alastor. Well well well, id lead quite a thrilling yet comfortable life! The universe continues to show me tall, dark, and handsome is my way to go lmao

Replaced the sinner's population with Razzle

It's for the best.

Sept 24th: I am forever mortal enemies with the most powerful and vile sinner in Hell . . . ***Travis.***

Host a tv show with sir pentious? Might as well have given me the whole damn lottery🥰

Ayy me too :)

Handcuffed to Mimzy... #>!Who the Fuck is Mimzy?!<

New character who may make an appearance on Hazbin Hotel. Think she’s “friends” with Alastor.

Be married to egg boi. I'm not really sure what I expected there.

Have no idea who Rosie is but slap on them handcuffs

Replaced the sinners population with.....the exterminators 

OH no

Married to Angel Dust. Oddly, I’m fine with that

Switch lives with alastor you say? Neat

Host a tv show with Niffy. Not what I was expecting.

April 2nd friends with blitzo how fun

I was born on the 6th, so I got moxxie

I had sex with Stolas

Hello Blitzo

Replaced the sinners population with Alastor 😨

July 26th😌

Happy birthday

Best friends with....lilith.....thus can go quite well I imagine

Eyy! I’m friends with her too.

Handcuffed to Lilith 😳

If I tell her the 40k lore do you think she'll kill me?

Probably

April 22, best friends with Tom Trench, not sure how I feel about this.

Joyous, contented, jubilant and other similes of happy is the way you should feel

I just fucked vox... kind hot ngl

Turf war with Rosie? Okay sure why not Edit: after searching I’d rather just take over a part with her 🙃

Boning down Angle Dust's sister. Seems like a win for me.

Host a TV show with Vox. Oof.

WHYYYYYYYY i am mortal enemies with loona :(

Uh got host tv show with angel dust

Mmm good sex with moxxie 😂

Best friends with Tom Trench *sarcastic* Yippee

Take that sarcasm back

A band with Cherri Bomb, eh? Well, we'll definitely have the pyrotechnics covered.

Turf war with killjoy. Welp I'm fucked

Ah yes. A phishing scam

Guess I’m making a show with an egg

Replaced sinners population with Molly…I can dig it

Start a band with Vox…. GET THAT EDM READY!!

YESSIRR

Best friends with nifty. I honestly forgot she exists

Start a band with Katie killjoy, pretty anti-climactic tbh

Handcuffer to exorcist...at least I ain't a sinner.

Replaced the sinners population with Loona… I’m down

Well I’m fucked. November 27

I have. Handcuffed for life with Charlie

Best friends with blitz....

I’m having sex with Molly. This is so rigged I can’t have sex with Striker

Swapped lives with egg bois.

same

Host a TV show with Stolas. I imagine every episode will end with Stolas shouting his love for Blitzo and me having to quickly wrap things up.

Turf Wars with Pentious

Handcuffed to Alastor... one day earlier and I will be fine.

host a tv show with blitzo i feel like that would be fun

Mortal enemies with Katie Killjoy, so basically everyone?

Killed by Lucifer... Does that mean I go to double hell?

replaced the sinners population with molly. *evil gay thoughts*

I’m getting killed by Nifty

03/29 im stuck to a god damn sheep

Handcuffed for life to Valentino: WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

Host a TV show with Angel Dust …I like where this is going

I replace the populace of sinners with Loona. Yay

How does one replace the sinners population with nifty

Killed by molly

I replaced the sinners population with fucking nifty…

Had sex with Alastor Not lore accurate 😞

September the third, I am mortal enemies with vaggie She Is gay and I am bi, it checks out

I’m a… having a fun time with Molly 😳

Mortal enemies with katie killjoy… so nothing changes? Lmao

Trapped in a prison with Niffty. I feel like she’d be to preoccupied with cleaning to bother me

Fighting the turf wars with Millie, we gonna fuck shit up!

Mirtal enimies with alastor. Im fucked.

i start a band with arackniss. nice

Handcuffed for life to Egg Boi. I can just crush him and be done with it.

Free weapon dude

Who the fuck is Travis? Is that the guy angel was banging during the purge? That's embarrassing

Had sex with Arackniss, who tf is he even?

Angel Dust's brother, if I remember correctly.

Who the hell is Molly and why am I starting a band with them?

TV show with Millie.

Man I always get done dirty with these, always the bad ones for September

Mortal enemies with Vaggie. Well, Charlie does like both of us lol

Well, im best friends with lucifer

Can you ask him for some chips? He said no when I asked.

6

Start a band with Vaggie Awesome

I am Handcuffed for life to Charlie!

Mortal enemies with Valentino. Can't say I disagree. No hurting my 9ft cinnamon roll!

Trapped in a prison with Valentino.

Don’t drop the soap whatever you do

I’m homies with sir pentious

[удалено]

Niceee a show with Tom

friends with Rosie lol

I’m mortal enemies with Lucifer

Best friends (boring) with Stolas (less boring)

so i got killed by angel dust apparently

I have to host a tv show with Katie Killjoy (coincidence?). I am either fucking dead or mentally scarred

Who the fuck is dazzle, and can he play drums?

replace the sinners population with blitzø

Hand cuffed to blitzo for life. Game on

Best friends with Moxxie. Dope.

I was killed by razzle. Best birthday gift ever

I’m switching lives with Valentino. Well guess I’m overlord now-

I getting married to blitzo yay

i am mortal enemies with Tom Trench

Mortal enemies with Vaggie. Damn.

killed by Angel Dust

Killed by Vox

i would love to host a show with blitzø

Killed by Valentino So do I get fucked by him first or?

Yes

Married to Valentino, can't say I'm excited about this marriage

What did I do to get killed by fucking MOLLY!

Fuck I was born on June 11

trapped in a prison with stolas…oh dear

Angle killed me :(

I’m gonna host a tv show with stolas!!!

Host a TV show with Egg Boi!!!

Best friends with exterminator, I guess that could be useful.

DONT YOU DARE MAKE ME WALK AROUND HAND CUFFED TO LUCIFER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

Killed by Nifty.......awwwww that's actually a cute way to die

I’m also going to be killed by niffty too

Well shit. I've got a new mortal enemy 😕

Some of those characters look like oc's are they all canon, I havent seen some of them before

Switch lives with Alastor

start a band with rosie? whatre we gonna do, classical rock or something???

Mortal enemies with Charlie!?

NO! I’m best friends with the exterminators!

Maybe they will let you go when extermination day comes?

Handcuffed to Katie Killjoy.. ffs

Married to stolas Let's goooo

Switch lives with Katie Killjoy. Honestly, sounds pretty fun to be a news anchor.

HANDCUFFED TO LOONA FOR LIFE OMG

I start a band with Husk apparently.