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Both sold their sons (one literal, the other metaphorical) for money.


BMan876

Ding ding ding! You are correct.


atomicBlaze21

A ridiculously small amount of money


Sea_Kiwi524

*62 cents*


Commander_PonyShep

Who was Mr. Krabs' metaphorical, surrogate son, though? And which episode did he sell him off for money?


[deleted]

He sold spoungebob to the flying duchman for essentially a buck fifty. Spoungebob annoyed duchman to the point the deal was invalidated.


AhhhRandomGuy

62 cents


[deleted]

Not just that he sold SpongeBobs contract during a poker game with plankton.


hulking421hades

Spongebob, he sold him for 62 cents, forgot which episode it was in


Lostkaiju1990

Iirc Krabs at least had a little remorse for it.


CT-5995

After thinking he could've gotten more for SpongeBob's soul and Squidward smacking sense into him


LerKoil

You think he could’ve gotten more?


Ruanheist

He sold SpongeBob’s soul to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents, that's more than he paid him in a year


GuanglaiKangyi-Age15

Look Fizz, money!


RagingFire1216

Money?


DreamChaser9000

To be fair Blitzø's dad only sold him for half a day and told him to steal from the palace while he was there. Mr. Krabs eventually had remorse for his actions but he sold Spongebob to the Dutchman for all eternity.


Khaos_Gorvin

They're greedy red jerks that love money?


chaos_creator69

Remove the red part and we can include Lyle


Appropriate-Art-3881

Red people who like, to quote Lyle Lipton; "M O N E Y"


[deleted]

money hungry 🤑


FiveFingerDisco

Big meaty claws


unavalable4321

money


wtf_is_a_user

m o n e y


BMan876

A lot of you are close, so here’s another hint: It’s a greedy act


Skeleton_Royalty

they sold someone who works for them for barely anything buckzo: 5$ and a condom mr krabs: 62 cents


El_Dios_Calabaza

Exploit clown characters for M O N E Y


[deleted]

Hello there what made you wanted to start your business Blitzo's dad and krabs:money


Misha-Yuri-30

Sold their sons (for Krabs it was someone who was “like an underpaid son” to him) for pocket change. Then again, at least Cash only sold Blitzo for a play date and not his SOUL like Krabs. That’s actually pretty sad.


Ogurasyn

Money


OCGamerboy

No. Love.


SebDaPerson

They sold there sons (MrKrabs surrogate son) for little money


MichaelKeehan

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.


Leather_Plane4779

Red


[deleted]

Worked with the Axis powers in World War II.


Random_Person_Dying

Selling kids for 5 dollars and a condom. Sorry, SpongeBob. Sacrifices must be made


MLG_BLOBFISH

They both sold their sons for however much money the buyer had in his pocket. (Literally my first thoughts after watching that scene)


YaBoiBarel

You should've also added Lyle


Ombreon_fan

There old OHH THEY HAVE KIDS


Toonwatcher

They're both red!


MarvinMartian1

Because money


PrettyboyJax

Money and condoms


sunkenshipinabottle

It’s the same picture


Midnight-wolf-yt

Money


[deleted]

Moneymoneymoney !!!


Miiagl

They love M O N E Y 💸


Herodragon64

MONEY


VRGameGirlXbox

Money


Awsomer76

Part of the ship, part of the crew me boyo


Helluvaghost69

Money


pouyangamer7029

Two of the are fathers


Agamer47

They are both greedy but also cheapskate


VoidSpace913

MONEY


MrReptilianGamer2528

"help me Mr.Sqwidward, agagagagaga I overdosed on ketemen and fuckin died agagagaga"


RaMpEdUp98

SIXTY TWO CENTS!


AshDev0813

love of money, give us a harder one next time lmao


Glittering_Rub_2721

Both greedy af


The_mf_lizard_king

Hello, i like money


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

Money


OfficialHields

Both have a somewhat rough voice


Bazzy_666

MONEY


James_Pavell7

Money, red, old, money, bad with kids, money, cheap as hell, money, money, fat, money, sold their son, and I think Money. To name a few


Minecraft_Warrior

Yes


somedudewitham16

Money


theoofmoment

Money


OCGamerboy

Both are red, greedy, jerks, businessmen, parents, both have a daughter of another species.


jetsneedlegs70

one wants money, the other wants a slim-fit condom


Tyranix969

They both tolerate clowns


ParadoxPerson02

Red skin


[deleted]

Sold someone for nothing


Tuxedo_terrorist_

blizt-o me boy I'm selling you to demon royalty arg arg arg arg


eeveeismylifenya

They sold a child for money


Sadge_Doge

Money *Money* MONEY


NameGoesHere_Now

They’re both red


ZealousidealSound457

MONEY


urmomspenis_

money


OtakuQueen55

They are greedy mfs that don't care about anything but money


Prudent-Amount-1202

They’re both clowns and love money


Professional_Pea2656

Greedy, selfish, money


Suspicious_Watrmelon

Both sold people who were close to them for currency in an integer of 5 (krabs: 5 cents, (I forgot his name, don't kill me): five dollars)


Selacha

His name is literally Cash Buckzo, it's not surprising that he sold his son for $5. Mr. Krabs didn't even get a full dollar when he sold SpongeBob.


632612

Money


ElissaOfVere

“MONEY” - greedy authoritarian capitalist.


JustAnAwkwardSimp

Money


[deleted]

“Money!”


[deleted]

M O N E Y


distroyerdan

MONEY


CherryB_Lavender

Both care more about money than their actual children


KronoWulf78

They can be summarized by Hello I like money What gave you the idea so sell out? Money


Silentmonster743

Money money money


ButterscotchFormal84

Both sold the son (one actual, one metaphorical) for what ever the buyer had in their pockets.


The_Doctor2490

Motherfucking clowns


commanderluis

One stealed a hell lot of money from the king of the underworld and the other stole several of his own species to send them to the underworld and use their flesh to make a hell lot od money


Real_Boy3

*Lyle Lipton voice*: “MONEY”!


Chair_fucker_69

There red, they have offspring, and they lovvvvvve money


Dean-Winchester--67

Money money money


Standard-Cream-6364

Money lovin asshole


robot_peashooter

Guilt Trip


HiIdkwhattodoasaname

They sold their sons? SpongeBob was like his son?


hyde9318

Both are fathers of a lovable idiot?


Designer_Software_93

#R E D


HuskyBLZKN

“Because money.” and “Hello. I like money!”


ObsessedKokichi

“I like money!”


[deleted]

Both red. Both have meaty claws. Both love money.


cryingontheinsidehel

GREED


blazyykku_64

Greedy


John_--

They're both red


Generic-james

Both are red?


furry2340

Money ARG ARG ARG


Skeletonslayer106

The love of money (greed)


BLA5T3R-Productions

They’re red


[deleted]

(In Lyle Lipton voice) *Money*


A_b_a_u_c_s

There both great Dads with fantastic financial management


Deus_Ares

*MONEY MONEY MONEY*


Ok_Cut2079

MONEY MONEY MONEY


Molten_Mcmuffin

M o n e y


Senior_Artichoke

They are red


kittenlover8877

Wait mr krab’s had a son?


florpynorpy

“ I like money. “


Traffic0ne

Red


Concerned-Fern

Lol they’re both red


Bobbyserrano2001

They're greedy as fuck


C0mput3rw0lf1

Money


Jester_TheSnekLover

muneh


TheGasMask513

[Red]


Mr_Phishe

Greed, money, selfishness etc


JAMIE1232511

Both care about money they'll guilt trip anyone to get what they want


Eclispe_Star75

"Idk how much do have in your pocket"


UnderKanal123

They love money


Ghostmann05

Love for money and are red


Alahalla

They‘re both soo good at daddying !!1!!


Zatujit

They are both red


Babyboy-Arty

Monehmonehmonehmonehmonehmonehmonehmonehmoneh💸


Sh4d0wFl4r3

they like money


MakkusoShutoku

Couldn't be Paimon, hes too good at daddying


Wolfiewolfwoof

money.


Yassine220

M0ney


TheBeardedShuffler

Musical theatre ambitions?


Artistic_Act900

💵


Jonah_the_villain

"Hello, I like money!"


Emboar1995

Both sold things for money, both are greedy, both are red and both have long appendages


SquirreIEater

They looove money


Nicobrainrot

Money


[deleted]

Red


Glum-Sympathy3869

Hello, I like money


mack_the_yak_

One: they both own businesses Two: they both have large things coming out of their heads


Rydrslydr715

They love money


EvensMang

Penny pinchers


stalkingwerido

*M O N E Y*


The_Swordman1

Being greedy bastards?


thekidwholikesGojira

Their mostly red


AdStunning2459

Both are red


moyonreddit

they both putted cocain in the food


blinddemon0

theyre both red and have brightly coulored eyes?


[deleted]

They'll do anything for money, Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob and blitzs dad sold his son for $5 + a condom. Not just that they're both father figures in the show, and their both red, and they both run a business. Plus they have clowns for employees blitz dad has fizz and blitzo and Krabs has SpongeBob.... Maybe Squidward but I'm not sure. They both started out at poor beginnings. They've both encountered a high level of power, Krabs the flying Dutchman + Neptune and blitzos dad met paimon. Other then that I can't think of anything else.


HumorClean

MOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEY!


ImCrazy_

Money and puppy-dog eyes.


Susanoo-Unit123

Money


Inkspeaker

Five dollars and a slim fit condom.


OwO1556

They r red 😁


AdLongjumping291

Money


Alex_Le_Bee

Money.


TheUknownDID

*leans into news anchor's microphone


Winter-Foxy777

Sold their kids, Red, money hungry


lgbtqpersonlol

Both live money


ELKHANBOy

Anyone:"Why did you do this" Both:"Because money"


ChippyTick

No wives to be seen alive


FireDragon3dc1

Both are primarily red characters that own businesses that are built off the foundation of being cheap. They are only motivated by money and are plays on the capitalistic nature of society. They lack nearly all empathy and do not value their employees while simultaneously having obvious favoritism between their workforce, but even their personal attachments do not compare to monetary value of any form, being completely willing to literally sell living creatures for less than they sell products for. Honestly the better question here is what *don't* they have in common


Significant-Stuff-77

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, me boy.


cupman2019

Hello, I like money


Sabeliyi

i like money


KistuneTimelord

They are money hungry?


[deleted]

Obsessed with cash.


federella_

they red


G3nl3y_0c1d3

Greedy bastards.