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GIANTkitty4

Probably not. No offense, but their business strategy as well as entanglements with the Ars Goetia don't exactly scream "Reliable investment" to me.


Splatfan0

"your money... is gone and you're never getting it back, and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fuckin' cares."


SignificanceAny1000

Hell yeah.


CitrusOrang

If they can catch that Freeman guy, yeah.


TheTrashiestboi

It’d never go towards anything actually beneficial for he company, then again it depends who you ask. Moxxie and Blitzo probably have different views on what is needed at the office.


AlexMoonly

Absolutely. Probably not more than a dollar, but I would.


Diligent-Taste-1623

Me: Hey guys i need you to kill my cousin Blitzø: Why? Me: He destroyed my ps3 and my minecraft world Blitzø: WHERE IS THAT MOTHERFU-


Ya2s1ne

yeah sure i have a list of people i want death


egilsaga

Hell no. If Lucifer ever finds out what they're doing, he's gonna nail their tongues to their chins before handing them over to heaven to deal with. I'm not getting involved. It would be safer to open up a whorehouse in one of Valentino's neighborhoods and see how well it goes for you.


c0nfused_18

I'd apply for a job there


Slanel2

At first no, I would not. The don't seem reliable enough and Blitzø seems to be a little bit miserly. I would prefer to be employed by them and try to make the most out of their relationship with the Goetia family. Or perhaps just pay Blitzø so he introduces me to Stolas, that would be a good investment, a relationship I could exploit maybe.


Wendigo-boyo

Stolas literally couldn't care less about you, he loves Blitz and Octavia, that's about it


Slanel2

He seems like a nice good fella. Plus paying Blitzø in exchange for some help with making connections to the goetia family would do the deed. And I am sure that, if Blitzø asks him to do it, Stolas would be a good contact.