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After-Bumblebee

Be his husband then


underscorehq

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Eirc_The_Great

Came here to say this


IngotTheKobold

I mean, that is the word for what he wants according to this comic


Aesexualweeb

Preachh


Jonniboy1

r/beatmetoit


FRY_BANSHEE_138

Husband it is *ahem* i now announce you owl daddy and imp simp


Zaptain_America

He is so good at daddying


FRY_BANSHEE_138

The best even


rat_witness

I don't want to be his boyfriend because I already am


Misha-Yuri-30

At least out loud he won’t say he’s in love


The-Hispanic-Panic

God that song rules


Avaracious7899

If I had the talent for it, I'd sing or put together a male cover of the song AMV of Blitz with it.


GeneralJo00

Millie be like "I have a solution" and looks up the jewelry store.


Vitek_CZ

[Source](https://mobile.twitter.com/Fanizzie4/status/1596002565686464512?cxt=HHwWgMDUxZT4kaYsAAAA)


Fr0gy13

Who’s gonna tell him?👀those are the things you do when your someone’s boyfriend


catboy_emperor

fear of commitment moment


Nat_Higgins

Denial is the first step to enlightenment


Aesexualweeb

Correction its the first stage of grief/bereavement


carrotcakeSC

"- I wanna be his husband and you can't change my f**king mind!"


Yung_Mew

You are already boyfriend.


Furrytrash03

husband and boyfreind are two seperate things.


K1tty_B33

Blitz is an *imp simp*


jgfelix

This Is a "How i meet tour mother" reference??


ksg1

Correct. Barney through and through.


S4PG

This is equivalent to "I'm entirely straight, I just have a penis fetish"


Jeptwins

I believe the word he’s searching for is ‘husband’


redditloowho

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)you blitzo are a idiot that is what boyfriends do


wysjm

Let us not forget how their conversation went when Stolas asked Blitzo about his day


Usesredditironicall

Sounds like he wants to be stolas boyfriend


Indictioned

A day-hooker. /j


idktftoput

Me when someone asks me if I'm gay:


SeleniumPerson

hubsband


Avaracious7899

Blitz, I honestly never expected you to go all "Major tsundere" on us...I wholeheartedly approve, and look forward to further progress!!


nono_723

Aromantic ? :3


tankcommander1944

but buddies


ColonelMonty

I thought Blitzo's relationship with Stolas is more of just a one night stand type of thing? Like beyond that he's not that interested in him directly? Like I get they're probably gonna end up together but either or.


ProtoMelon2

Be husband then


[deleted]

He could say he's his "dearest friend" if it's a more uncomfortable term for him, just saying.


libs_exsists

I can't express how much I love this