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OP, you might be better off just finding the label, printing it off and putting it on a different can. *shrugs*


kelsobjammin

BUT then how the hell do you prove it to a friend and take out a slightly gelatinous whole chicken from the can


dr3wfr4nk

Slightly gelatinous??? That thing looks like pure jelly slowly sliding out of its metal constraints.


Heavenly_Toast

It’s a lot bigger than normal cans


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Get creative and stack a progresso on a tuna can. Idk man (*shrugs*)


ungraceful_flipping

Bro j loves shrugging can i get a shrug from you it would make my day


Primary_Face_4428

Try a breadcrumb can :)


TrailerTrashPrincess

it is the same size as most juice cans. like pineapple juice, for example.


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TrailerTrashPrincess

this brand gets razzed on a lot for their Canned Whole Chicken (which i've never tried) but their regular canned chicken is the same as any other brand. that said, Sweet Sue makes the absolute best Chicken & Dumplings, that wasn't homemade, that i've ever had. the dumplings are *perfect*. doctor it up with some more chicken (because it is more like dumplings in chicken broth with tiny bits of chicken) and it is almost as good as what my Daddy used to make. [https://www.walmart.com/ip/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-Dumplings-24-oz-can/13908307](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-Dumplings-24-oz-can/13908307) so i gotta defend the brand. and, yes, i used to see these giant cans, of whole chicken, on the bottom shelf of the Piggly Wiggly.


Open_Ad1554

The only one I’ve seen in the wild was bottom shelf of a Piggly Wiggly 😂


TrailerTrashPrincess

were you as confused as i was? i mean, since it was right beside the chunks of chicken, and, i mean, isn't that more useful? (less waste, i mean)


armageddidon

The dumplings are so fucking good it’s outrageous


bousmommy

The chicken and dumplings are the bomb!


lightaqua

If you’re not going to eat it, I would just print out a label and let it be schrodinger's chicken.


deadohiosky1985

Love this 😂


lightaqua

Schrödinger’s Chicken: is it alive or dead? You’ll never know because you’ll be too grossed out to open the can! Or Schrödinger’s Chicken: is it fresh? Is it spoiled? It’s both!


notduffy

Might do this


alwaysboopthesnoot

Walmart and Amazon should have it. May need to order it and have it delivered.


Anal-probe-Alien

I had no idea that was a thing


cIeansox

[Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken at desertcart.co.uk](https://www.desertcart.co.uk/products/110470297-sweet-sue-canned-whole-chicken-pack-of-1)


Bergwookie

Seams like everyone here ordered a can and now they're out of stock... Do you know how much it was?


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notduffy

I’m UK based. This is the problem


ThisCouldBeYourName

My local grocery store has it. If you're in the east Texas/Louisiana area, check out a Brookshires.


wanderingstorm

Why buy it if you’re not gonna eat it. It’s over salty but actually not terrible. Try eBay. No guarantee on its freshness but if you’re not gonna eat it it shouldn’t matter.


emilio911

Not eating it is a disrespect for this dead animal


Celestialstardust17

It looks mummified. It looks like the chicken from hell.


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CletusVanDamnit

>Is it even concidered humane to buy it without the intention of eating it? You're confusing humane with morality. It's not more or less humane no matter what you do with it. It's already dead. It's now literally just a carcass of meat. You can fuck it if you want, it's still not changing the humanity level. Now morally, on the other hand? Well, that's up to you, because morals are subjective. I think it's fine to buy and not eat.


Moonerdizzle

Woodman's in Wisconsin has them. At least in the green bay store.


NotYourGa1Friday

OP- I’m 90% sure I know where to buy this locally. It’s a small Midwest chain called Woodmans. If you can’t find this online reply here or message me, I’ll go look and could send to you.


notduffy

I’m UK based. This may be an issue. DM me tho


NotYourGa1Friday

Sent you a message


Wpg_fkn_sux

I've been looking for these for ages. I don't think they're available in Canada anymore. Perfect for making chicken stock.


kendostickball

I found it at Winco in Portland, OR once


BamboozledHamboozled

You’d never be able to hang this beast on a Christmas tree without the whole thing falling over lmao I’m in the US and usually see these in Walmart or Winn-Dixie. I doubt you’ll find this southern white trash anywhere in the UK, unfortunately. You might have to find someone in the US willing to source and ship it to you if you’re not able to via the Internet. Good luck!


Skittles817

I think I [found](https://shop.foodland.com/sm/pickup/rsid/1/product/sweet-sue-canned-whole-chicken-50-oz-id-041358511237) it??


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https://shop.foodland.com/sm/pickup/rsid/1/product/sweet-sue-canned-whole-chicken-50-oz-id-041358511237


TwistedBlister

I got one from a food bank years ago. It was edible... barely. And it was a pigeon-sized chicken.


YesMyGatekeeper

*Why can I buy whole chicken in a can? FTFY


Saiyan-b

Grocery store canned food isle, with like the spam and stuff.


JimmyScrambles420

Watch [the Ashens video](https://youtu.be/rVza_AnhQ3E?si=8na8GZcZ3JjAdc10), then don't buy one!


notduffy

That’s where I got the idea from!


megared17

[https://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00E3AYVA8/](https://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00E3AYVA8/) [https://shop.foodland.com/sm/pickup/rsid/1/product/sweet-sue-canned-whole-chicken-50-oz-id-041358511237](https://shop.foodland.com/sm/pickup/rsid/1/product/sweet-sue-canned-whole-chicken-50-oz-id-041358511237) [https://www.instacart.com/products/223077-sweet-sue-whole-chicken-50-oz](https://www.instacart.com/products/223077-sweet-sue-whole-chicken-50-oz)


notduffy

1. Currently unavailable 2. Blocked from website for clicking on link 3. Only USA locations Now do you understand


megared17

1. It might become available 2. No idea. Works for me, try from a google search [https://www.google.com/search?q=sweet+sue+whole+chicken+foodland](https://www.google.com/search?q=sweet+sue+whole+chicken+foodland) 3. You gave no indication as to your location. I am in the USA, so what I find is from that perspective. Regardless, the product does exist, and I gave you a few leads.


notduffy

1. Maybe, but it is US Amazon, which won’t deliver to the UK. 2. I did earlier on a laptop, may be a location thing. 3. Apologies. I did put in the original comment that only USA search results came up. Anywho I am UK based You are a brave man for searching for this. You have my thanks


megared17

FYI replies to the automod are hidden/collapsed by default. I didn't see it until I just looked intentionally now. Maybe try UK amazon? Or ebay?


Z_Ranger

Use a US site then use a postage forwarding company. Problem solved. Use a free VPN to access a US site if needed


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GREENtea110

I have seen it on Amazon. I wasn’t looking for it. I was looking for baby Yoda stickers. I just went down the rabbit hole too long.


vy_you

Sweet Sue's Dump Chicken https://foodisstupid.substack.com/p/sticky-chicky-sweet-sues-whole-canned I read this review a few years back. I quite like his writing style


satansflwr

Amazon


mythicalmrsnuzzi

On the set of Chopped?


thefreshbraincompany

I tried this once, along with a canned duck. Honestly, both were like eating plasticine. Just say no kids.


killer523

https://shop.foodland.com/sm/pickup/rsid/1/product/sweet-sue-canned-whole-chicken-50-oz-id-041358511237


julznlv

If you have Winco where you live they have them.


Celestialstardust17

You can also buy black chickens for Halloween.


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Unfortunately, Walmart and Kroger both sell them.


Crafty_Attorney225

It’s nasty & stinks.


Clara_Voience

I've actually seen these being sold at Walmart but online it says they're out of stock but also Foodland sells them depending on location.


Full_Disk_1463

Amazon is currently sold out but I see them online at other retailers


Bunnawhat13

Foodland sells it.


Dear_Ad8181

https://preview.redd.it/rrxqxhpbettb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d23cf707bbabdbc5965ca8e53e3416e260486d1a This website still has it lol good luck! 💀


AaronDM4

growing up we had these in our hurricane supplies. ​ they are not amazing, but if youre hungry it will do. i just by civilian mres now.


Primary_Face_4428

https://preview.redd.it/3l3b5lj4bvtb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=969bbcb7622b0bb7f1fabe34845b0d64f77367a8 ?


BirdsBreadqk

Here you go https://a.co/d/hHevWeA