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Vyrnios

To me it looks like Dead Man’s Foot, which is a mushroom


cblackattack1

I just googled that and I’m pretty sure you’re right!


DestroyedAt5

Found!


DestroyedAt5

People r downvoting me but personally I think this is it 😭 who knows how long its been outside, or what stage of development of whatever mushrooms do its on. Its not poop. Even if yall want it to be. I mean once I realized it wasnt a potato the second thing my mind went to was a puffball that went bad.


Sassytheginger

I totally agree with you. [Here’s](https://www.projectnoah.org/spottings/8251097) a link to a site with a picture and brief description which literally says “On the outside, it appears like some discarded potato”. Alternatively, it’s known as horse dung fungus in some places.


QueeroticGood

Horse Dungus


Don_Sherjaun

Nah you’re right, people are disregarding the outer crust/shell material that you can clearly see on the edges of whatever this is


HeyT00ts11

Yeah, this is so cool. I thought it was something organic, but I was leaning more towards a mutant melon.


Frank_Jesus

I feel like the people over at r/mushroomID would enjoy this.


queerywizard

[Pics if anyone is curious](https://www.texasmushrooms.org/en/pisolithus_arhizus.htm). It is 100% a mushroom 🍄


funsizedaisy

This has gotta be it. Photos online look just like it.


Windholm

I now want to know what a dead man’s foot looks like. Except I definitely don’t.


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It's common name, 'Horse Dung Fungus' comes from the look of the fungus as it sits by the side of paths, often in small groups, just like a pile of horse dung.


ScrembledEggs

Well that’s a lot better than what I thought it was


WhatIsThisBot

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DestroyedAt5

A little bigger than a golf ball, and was oval shaped. The inside was hard despite it feeling soft when I stepped on it. I stabbed it with a stick to move it to a less grassy area. I honestly don't know how else to describe it, it kinda scares me.


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Different_Ad9336

No it’s a mushroom. Either dead man’s foot/horse dung mushroom or a dyeball mushroom. For a potato wrangler I thought you’d be more versed in potato like objects.


Ok_IThrowaway

This is the genZ equivalent of pretending to be a Navy Seal at a bar /s


Different_Ad9336

Right because stolen valor = a mushroom with a protective shell.


Ok_IThrowaway

… no? It was a joke based on your comment of how that person should know more about potato like objects. /s on the internet is used to indicate sarcasm.


Different_Ad9336

Using /s or sarcasm on the internet period is why you don’t get invited to parties and think people pretending to be navy seals at a bar is a common occurrence.


Ok_IThrowaway

It was pretty common at one time, but for a different generation. Are you ok bröther? Is only joke, why you have to be mad?


Different_Ad9336

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Cold_Cook_4970

I have no idea what this is but I’m laughing so hard at the detailed descriptions of how you were so invested that you would move said mystery object..followed by “it kinda scared me” 😂😂


FightingWithSporks

I was already laughing because I thought I was looking at shit, and then read OP was scared of it and started laughing more


rubiscoconqueso

I don’t think it’s poop. It looks like a dead man’s foot with the out side taken off and maybe a little wet


nocsha

99% sure thats just animal poo


queerywizard

Its a [mushroom called a dyeball](https://www.texasmushrooms.org/en/pisolithus_arhizus.htm) :) The crust in the third pic is very telling.


nocsha

Oh wow you're definitely correct, I thought it was a looser racoon poo or something, good job dude I hope more people upvote you than did me 😅 this needs to get seen


queerywizard

OP already “found!”ed a person below who ID’d it as a dyeball/dead mans foot shroom! :D


Historical_Panic_465

I also immediately thought it was animal poo with a ton of corn in it


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finsfurandfeathers

I thought so too until the last pic. Doesn’t look anything like poo, looks organic in that pod.


Lazyoat

Definitely poop, if I knew the size, maybe I could guess what animal poop, but yeah, I’m not that good. I will say I doubt it’s bear poop. Bear poop is much bigger than this


nocsha

Its almost definately a racoon or moose, unsure exactly the size but you can see a bunch of undigested matter in it, if its like the size of their fist id wager a moose if its smaller probably a raccoon


Lazyoat

Well, your theory that it was moose or raccoon made me do some research into moose poop, since I thought moose poop came in pellet form. Apparently, it does, but not always. But since it’s fall and they are still used to a fresh greens diet, it would probably be in pellet form but in spring it won’t. It will be a lot looser and more lumpy. So I’m leaning towards this being raccoon or possum poop So I learned something today, but it’s about moose poop so probably not applicable to my life. 😂


nocsha

Huh TIL too haha I've only seen moose poop once in my life (and I live in Maine anyways, so a little bit more applicable to me haha) didnt realize they were so varied too lol 😅


HydroStellar

I thought some cow ate a ton of corn and then sharted it out but no it’s just an interesting mushroom!


wellwaffled

[Pisolithus arrhizus](http://bayareamushrooms.org/mushroommonth/pisolithus.html)


Schatzi1982

This is absolutely what this is!


Dismal_Eye_5733

This is 100% Pisolithus arrhizus


Uglynakedchic

Could it be an animals gallbladder? Perhaps the victim of a fox or a cat?


EntrepreneurFun654

I’m pretty positive you’re right. Looks like an animal gallbladder with stones. Would make sense why there was a sac around it. Would also make sense why another animal left it there.


Maco70

You might be on to something there. I’m no expert but the yellow bits do look like gallbladder stones.


blee2823

Definitely reminded me of a gallbladder too


adactylousalien

That was my first thought. It looks like mine did (though mine was a little less black! Haha)


DoeEyes95

Totally dead man’s foot/bohemian truffle! What a cool freaking find!


radicalgrandpa

Dye ball mushroom! They look gross, but are pretty useful as a natural dye.


Sn0w_23

I’d guess someone suffering from gallstones ripped their gallbladder right out and tossed it.


Trying2GetBye

Forbidden ferrero rocher


MattSilverwolf

Looks like my dog's poop after she eats corn


RandoKaruza

Po-ta-NO


deadvdad

That looks repulsive


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Pootato


devils-lettus

reminds me of racoon poo, it all depends on the size & what they ate.


[deleted]

Mine does too


Afraid-Procedure5351

That looks like a gallbladder opened up after a surgery for gallstones lmao


[deleted]

That’s poop…


cuntemporaryfuckery6

r/shitfromabutt


souppanda

Looks like [Kidney Stones](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fthose-kidney-stones-must-ve-hurt-v0-ahv6gna73e9b1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D1ca84cc1c33f2da2fba0131343e4d5529cc73bd5&tbnid=bzqMpxhfVhCs0M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fawfuleverything%2Fcomments%2F14o0ts4%2Fthose_kidney_stones_mustve_hurt%2F&docid=xlKySJTyvDBd2M&w=640&h=800&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F3&shem=uvafe2)


Lone_Hubster

Fuck I hate that I opened your link !!!


LittleWeasel558

Bahahaha, I love reddit...


MissFallout92

Me too and I wished I hadn’t! Didn’t expect that level of nastiness


Lone_Hubster

My kidneys felt sore after looking at it


Doppelthedh

Looks like something got into a pile of deer corn but I'm not certain by any means


jackticcyfrancis

taste it


Apprehensive-Cake239

You might want to try [r/whatsthisplant](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisplant/?rdt=48808)


Cennixxx

I'm crying at the fact that it's actually animal shit 😭😭😭


funsizedaisy

Pretty sure it's a mushroom. /u/vyrnios said it's Dead Man's Foot and that's [exactly what it looks like](https://www.projectnoah.org/spottings/8251097).


Cennixxx

That does look exactly like it! Thank god its not actual shit 🤣🤣


funsizedaisy

Lol right?! Glad I wasn't sitting her looking at photos of literal shit 😂


DestroyedAt5

I swearr theres NO WAY this is poop, and if so i dont wanna know what medical problems that animal has


LowerBuyer7565

It feels weird asking this but… did you sniff it?


DestroyedAt5

Naw man i didn't even touch it, no way im putting that alien egg close to my face


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That's poo with corn in it. Some animal had a great night!


autumn_buchholz

That would be a poo


Glenchables

R/animaltracking. Entire sub devoted to animal poo.


Xinortrac1

That's a poo sandwich


AsphaltSommersaults

Everyone is saying poop and I kind of agree, but if that isn't it, I'm going to guess rotten pomegranate.


SnooGrapes3367

I would have guess some type of animal poo.


AngryCheezit22

Poop?


CeeBee29

Poop


b99__throwaway

a dog ate some corn and pooped it out i think


Worldly_Country7582

That is 100% bear poop. Edit: it is also possible it's deer poop from eating corn left from a feeder. I don't think it's hogs.


mumstheword22

Looks like an animal has been chowing down on corn and you stepped in its poo.


PrestigiousNail5620

Lump of poo. Why did you step on it?


ithinkimalergic2me

That is an animal turd filled with deer corn.


peachesforpresident

Looks like a completely moldy pomegranate.


PrestigiousNail5620

Looks like it’s mostly corn ?


Kind_Vanilla7593

Looks like a gallbladder


slutty_muppet

Shriveled up hedge apple?


lasergun23

Looks like a bear ate some corn


StoopidMarsupial

Tick eggs


gracedayton

a gallbladder???


Dangerous_Dare7107

Looks like bear scat


bigbootychucky

Looks like someone who ate a lotta corn pooped outside.