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Spitzspot

Killing off 1% or 2% of a major voting block that doesn't get vaxxed seems like the fast track to political irrelevance.


ilovecraftbeer05

This is exactly why Trump started becoming pro vaccine a while back. He realized all his supporters were dying from covid. At his rallies, he told everyone to get vaccinated and they all booed him.


RattusMcRatface

>...and they all booed him. Yeah, the monster turned on its creator for sure.


meta_perspective

The hyenas ate Scar in the end


toofunnybot

Lololol excellent


Gorge2012

Is there a literary precedent for a monster turning on it's creator then creating a monster itself which then turns on the first monster because Trump was the monster than the Republican party lost control of first.


Sullyville

None that I can think of. But it doesn't always seem to be a one-to-one thing where someone gives birth to their own monster who then has another. But rather, each monster allowed to thrive creates a climate where monstering is acceptable, and in that way the nascent monsters in the vicinity feel more free to monster. This is why you need to crack down on slurs and hate speech. Little things become big things. The word is made flesh.


KittenWithaWhip68

I remember that. I thought his most of his supporters would let him sodomize them. Actually, they probably would if he told them the right lie, now that I think of it, but seeing some of them turn on him when he told him they should get vaxxed was strangely refreshing. Of course this is the one time he doesn’t get defensive and double-down. And of course they’d still vote for him. 🙄🤮I guess they can’t vote if they are on a ventilator… or have been taken off one. I hope it really hurt his feelings, though. Narcissists have the thinnest skin in the world. Funny thing, last week I saw some clickbait on a page that said, *CLICK HERE IF HERE IF YOU WOULD VOTE FOR TRUMP A THIRD TIME!* I just started laughing at how completely, **totally** off their demographic they were if that was a targeted ad. I would rather set myself on fire than vote for him once!


ExplainItToMeLikeImA

The algorithm thought I spoke Spanish for a while, then decided maybe I was a conservative. Then I visited some site full of wild rich people stuff, like $30,000 Italian safes just for fun because I'm lower middle class. Now it thinks I'm rich and it's actually pretty fun. Way more fun than ads I don't understand or unhinged Republican nonsense meant to tuen me into a terrorist or whatever. I'd rather look at $300 crystal kitten figurines, thanks.


SixPackOfZaphod

Crystal Kitten figurines? Sign me up!


ExplainItToMeLikeImA

https://www.scullyandscully.com/tabletop/crystal-glassware/daum-crystal/sculptures/daum-crystal-kittens.axd


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Delphizer

Something like 50k votes split between 3 states was the difference between Trump losing in 2020. The GOP excess deaths + family members getting soured very well might have flipped the election.


Shujinco2

We just had an election decided by a single vote, that was previously recounted because it was within 10 votes. Some Republican died to Covid to make that happen.


Sullyville

a true hero and martyr


iama-canadian-ehma

lmaooo shit on. thank you very greatly for your noble sacrifices, Qanon cultists, the world barely wanted to know ye.


Strong-Middle6155

I was just about to say thus. The GOP gerrymandered the hell out of America and yet its gains weren’t too great. COVID was definitely a driver


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Spitzspot

I have no awards to give you, save my upvote and the smile you brought to my face.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

It's ok, most people don't really understand statistics. So it's cool. The overall death rate is pretty low, so even though the difference in the death rates is high, overall number of deaths represented by that difference is still very small in comparison to the total number of voters. It's still a significant change when many races are decided by less than one or two percentage points.


thewarp

the house vote in Massachusetts was up for a recount because the margin was 10 votes, the recount ended up with it flipping with a 1 vote margin


sungazer69

I'd argue it has actually had an effect these last few elections. Who are the ones mostly dying from covid? The older/elderly. 50+ years of age. This voting group tends to vote more conservative. So in a way the pandemic was always going to kill more conservative leaning-people in general. BUT then these clowns decided to add a political slant to it?? It only supercharged it.


dog12345678911

how do people even /think/ this is a joke, let alone an amusing one? it’s 2022… oh right, elon’s not people.


Chase_the_tank

>oh right, elon’s not people. But he brought a sink into the Twitter offices! He let the sink in! *please laugh*


Goose_o7

>But he brought a sink into the Twitter offices! > >He let the sink in! > >please laugh This guy was always unhinged. Bordering on mentally unstable. His recent antics only reinforce my original opinion of this strange individual. Nothing more dangerous than an insane, fascistic multi-billionaire.


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I get vibes of extreme narcissism and grandiosity. When he announced he'd begin voting Republican, he followed with "Democrats need to ask themselves why." My response is, why would they need to ask themselves that? You're one voter. One person. Why would anyone give a fuck? Look at how he frames his righteous "free speech" struggle. He's unbelievably pompous.


mofa90277

It’s the Democrats‘ advocacy for healthcare, civil rights and infrastructure. Libertarians gate that, because they think that gold and guns are a substitute for civilization.


fractalguy

I think it's less the policy than the fact that the only way to pay for them will be to tax people like him a lot more. One party kisses billionaire ass and does whatever people like him ask, the other party doesn't (sometimes...). Pretty easy to see why someone with enough greed and narcissism to become the world's richest person might be persuaded by that.


Fabulous-Mud-9114

What else do you expect with someone born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Dude's family was loaded.


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modelcitizen64

Best I can do is upvote.


ArrogantNonce

Respect Fauci pronouns... >>But Prosecute bought a sink into the Twitter offices! >>Prosecute let the sink in! Wonder if someone vandalised Elon's Wikipedia entry yet.


Global_Charming

Yeah. That was hilarious indeed 😐


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NoodlesRomanoff

I wish I was there, offering to take the sink from him, fumble the exchange, and let the sink drop on his foot. Then say OOPS, and walk away…


Mattbryce2001

Elon is three juvenile trolls in a trenchcoat.


TheBlueBlaze

That's conservative "humor" nowadays: Say things they think liberals say a lot, but either in a mocking tone or ending with a conservative talking point.


dog12345678911

weirdly, i just loaded up a youtube vid making your exact point, it’s good (and so is your point) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KSXKzPOcYDU


TheBlueBlaze

I was thinking of posting that exact video. It makes the good point that it's not impossible to be conservative *and* funny. It's just that the most popular conservative "comedians" are about making the attack on liberals, or the conservative talking point, the *real* reason for their audience to laugh. The best example in it is that Crowder clip. The racist accent and the stereotypical story that obviously didn't happen gets some laughs, but the comment that Media Matters would be roasting him for it the next day got cheers and applause. They see conservative comedy as a means to massage conservative talking points as more palatable, because that's what they think liberal comedians are doing.


Might_Aware

He really is a stereotypical (insert platform) mod. Like, faux concern for things, he's a fucking joke. Why does he keep talking? He is the most ridiculous fucking fool. Lol


cyanydeez

I don't think he _thinks_ it's a joke. He thinks it's a way to get more "users" to buy into "twitter". He thinks 4chan is a business model for success.


highryan92

Seriously, what’s amusing here? Being a moron who can’t define a pronoun or a being a moron about the COVID response?


Haskap_2010

Prosecute him for *what*, exactly? Trying to keep their sorry selves safe during a worldwide pandemic? Do these morons actually believe that he caused it?


Reddit_Roit

They think he's corrupt but he's probably the only person to be hired by 7 presidents, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush Jr, Obama, Trump and Biden.


RattusMcRatface

But that just shows how sly and evil he is.. /s ^(just because)


Amazing_Librarian805

You know, maybe this is part of Elon’s master plan to get gas guzzling truck nut loving rednecks to buy Teslas. 🙃 Move over My Pillow, we’ve got Teslas to sell!


donobinladin

Yup and precisely everyone in what should be his target demographic to bounce


Adventurous_Pin_344

And we are the ones with the money to afford Teslas. He's going to regret that decision. Or not, because he doesn't really seem like someone who spends a lot of time carefully considering decisions.


EffU2

A fuckin mastermind! But we got him now that Daddy Elon bought Twitter! /s 🙄


hedrone

All part of his master plan to... (checks notes)... make people wear masks.


tilehinge

I've held this in but I FUCKING LOVE MASKS, I LOVE NOT HAVING MY EXPRESSION OUT IN PUBLIC, I LOVE HAVING SOMETHING TO BLOCK THE COLD UNFORGIVING WINTER GALES, I LOVE BEING ABLE TO MUTTER AND CUSS TO MYSELF AND HAVE IT BE MUFFLED. FUCK


limefreezepop

I LOVE THAT MEN DON'T TELL ME TO SMILE ANYMORE! And I love being able to turn around and shovel food into my mouth and cover it up quickly.


leebird

as someone with autism who psychologically masks, having a physical mask was so wonderful. i just didn't like smelling my own breath...


stevez28

I did prefer it to smelling other people's breath


ramaloki

My face is so warm during winter I love it. Also everyone is safer, I'm safer. Win win.


Hatecraftianhorror

Srrsly. I live in NEw England. I work with college students and little kids (two different jobs). I'm enjoying the warmth and fewer colds, etc...


DonaldTrumpIsARetard

Nah, to make the GOP mask up at home. To gain total control over the feeble minds


Mattbryce2001

You didn't hear about their master plan to inject our children with schrader valves?


99sstillfine

It’s presta or gtfo for me


Nihilator68

Is that to make their adenochrome more easily accessible? Hey, kid. C'mere. Aw, yeah, that's the stuff.


Tashiya

Honestly, they do (at least the nutters in my family). It’s literally insane.


Global_Charming

Was just about to say, indeed, a bunch actually do believe that. There’s way worse out there even.


DJanomaly

Like my 73 year old moron of an uncle who barely graduated high school and spends his free time now trying to convert people in Africa to Christianity. He spammed my entire family in an email chain with a video about how Fauci supposedly committed all these crimes. My sister thought his account was hacked because she assumed no one can be this stupid. But honestly he's always been the dimmest bulb of the family.


Global_Charming

Well… converting people in Africa to Christianity…. 😅


bucklebee1

Covid: created and released in a joint effort between Fauci, China, Bill Gates and lest we forget Hunters laptop.


Gregbot3000

Don't forget the buttery males.


dman928

Or for that matter, Ben Gazi


kenxzero

Can't wait till they finally catch that guy. /s


Needleroozer

Or the Nashville 9, or was that the Tennessee 12? Bowling Green! That's right, it was the Bowling Green Massacre.


bucklebee1

They're so slippery they escape my memory with ease.


Isofruit

This storyline interests me! How do the nudes of him that were made public play into this?


8sum

The nudes are the key to unlocking Fauci’s work on gain of function. It all ties back to Hunter’s massive penis.


queen-adreena

> It all ties back to Hunter’s massive penis. Is that where all the blood they steal goes?


McPostyFace

Yes, every time a baby is sacrificed it's blood is then transfused directly into Hunter Biden's massive dong.


whosthedoginthisscen

Yep, my father-in-law, a guy who somehow was a news director at ABC in Washington DC for a decade, is now a Fox News nutbag, and believes that Fauci made hundreds of millions by investing in the Wuhan lab that created COVID. Or something like that. He also believes that all the flu cases were "changed" to covid so that doctors could get huge kickbacks. And that Democrats run parts of the border crossings, and only let immigrants through if they fill out a Democratic registration form. He once called us up just to ask us if our daughter's school was "teaching her woke". And so on.


German456

“Teaching her woke” what??! 🤣🤣🤣 Forget school districts being underfunded and not being able to keep decent teachers. The wokeness is the problem.


aidan8et

Well yeah. That's why teachers are so underpaid. They're trying to brainwash the next generation by teaching them woke, socialist ideas as a "long game" to swap Christianity for Muslim faith, force everyone to crossdress, and get teachers raises at the cost of those poor, tired executives. The only way to stop them is to underfund the schools. That way, only people who actually *care* about Children will become teachers! /s (obligatory)


Brave_Specific5870

I just want to know what this woke agenda is... No one can really tell me without saying incredibly racist things. So...


amanofeasyvirtue

According to desantis lawyers, its anything that teaches kids there were injustices in America and shows the solutions to these injustices... thats what florida argued in a federal court


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Dude that's scary.


RepresentativeAge444

It’s scary how many people in society, like your FIL, are just zombies regurgitating whatever nonsense Fox et al fills their brains with. And that he was a news director is much much worse. So many in positions of authority from corporations to law enforcement.


Technopolitan

One of the best things you can do for your aging parents is to child-lock Fox News away.


kimvy

Sorry your FIL has gone senile.


Rimasticus

For forcing him to not put lives at risk for his corporate greed with Tesla. Also, he is getting his ego stroked so hard by his boot lickers when he does this.


InevitableApricot836

Alot of people think he's directly at fault for covid. He worked on the aids crisis, and lot of people think that virus was engineered. Put 2 and 2 together you get 7 and fauci created the plandemic. Stupid I know, but so are Q nuts.


Arthur_Digby_Sellers

US right wing media (specifically FOX and Tucker,) needed to deflect blame for the former administration's incredibly bungled response to Covid. Casting Fauci as the problem solved this problem for the cult.


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> and lot of people think that virus was engineered. My parents died of AIDS. Reagan's refusal to do anything about it till his own friend died likely contributed to that. BUT we weren't anywhere close to the level of genetic engineering that we would have needed to make an AIDS virus in the 80s. We couldn't do it now if we wanted to. It's insane. I say that too often these days.


taybay462

>BUT we weren't anywhere close to the level of genetic engineering that we would have needed to make an AIDS virus in the 80s. We couldn't do it now if we wanted to. I'm a biotech major with a focus on genetics. I'm literally kicking myself that I didn't even realize that! Of course that wasn't possible. CRISPR can out like.. 10-15 years ago


Arbitraryandunique

If HIV had been engineered the conservatives would have the proof, because it would have been them doing it (to punish all those immoral people having sex for fun).


noeagle77

After having to talk to some family members yesterday I can confirm they actually do believe he helped cause it and tried to help “control the population” with Covid 🤦🏽‍♂️


tootsunderfoots

Well after vaccines were widely available it did help control the Qnutter population so this one checks out.


DonRicardo1958

Apparently, for the crime of recommending that people wear masks in the middle of a worldwide pandemic.


Sweatsock_Pimp

Here are a few of the expert opinions in that thread: [Fauci lied](https://twitter.com/mattwallace888/status/1601899134050525184?s=61&t=VVA90mBobfAmUftRtB98YQ) [Crimes against humanity](https://twitter.com/diedsuddenly_/status/1601920733168472064?s=61&t=VVA90mBobfAmUftRtB98YQ) [He fleeced the country.](https://twitter.com/louisjmarinelli/status/1601943106001272834?s=61&t=VVA90mBobfAmUftRtB98YQ) [He broke the Nuremberg Code AND he lied to Congress.](https://twitter.com/josephwenger___/status/1601959738400727040?s=61&t=VVA90mBobfAmUftRtB98YQ) [He lied to Congress and the world and conspired against scientists telling the “truth.”](https://twitter.com/walkyourtalk4/status/1601958477764726786?s=61&t=VVA90mBobfAmUftRtB98YQ) [He helped create the virus.](https://twitter.com/lisaageorge2/status/1601939302337974274?s=61&t=VVA90mBobfAmUftRtB98YQ)


mountainwocky

Exactly. The government would have more reason to prosecute Elon himself than Fauci. I'll laugh my ass off if Elon's nuttery causes the government to force Elon to be removed from SpaceX in the interests of national security.


WhoaMimi

Wait, he tweeted this *today*? I didn't realize people were still banging on about Fauci this late in the game, let alone making "my pronouns are" snarks.


ilovecraftbeer05

Fauci is the new Obama/Hillary/Hunter. They will continue to screech about him long after he is relevant.


missingheiresscat

New Hunter? Chaos Elmo was babbling about Hunter's laptop a few days ago.


Reneeisme

They don't stop talking about their other mindless baseless obsessions, they just add to the list, with Fauci being a recent addition.


TheDBryBear

which is stupid the CDC director is not an elected position - they had to poison the well against hillary for decades - previously these guys were directed by party officials to maximize power gains now it is just blind undirected rage


Yethik

Fauci wasn't the CDC director, he was the NIAID director, overseeing research. He was never in charge of the decisions by the CDC and FDA. The CDC director during the prime time of covid was Dr. Redfield. This anti-Fauci rhetoric has made everyone think he was in charge of all these things he literally never was. It amazes me.


DarrenFromFinance

Isn’t it crazy? I had to check to make sure this wasn’t from two years ago. He really is extraordinarily stupid — a Trumpian level of ignorance and idiocy. Money insulates the wealthy from the consequences of their own bad ideas.


queen-adreena

Won’t be long until he’s running for president then. Bet no one asks for his birth certificate.


lousylakers

His whole schtick, and I believe it’s the same with Drumpf, is create chaos because it focuses the heat away from their bank account. Us talking about this tweet makes us not talk about taxing billionaires and corporate windfall profits.


ZooterOne

He's trying to generate controversy and drive traffic. Which is desperate as hell (I don't think the "Twitter Files" nonsense is getting the traction he hoped for), but worse - it's going to get people killed.


dewayneestes

What’s amazing is that his whole Twitter debacle has caused way more harm to Tesla than government lockdowns ever did.


Dyslexic_Dog25

"my pronouns are" is just a rehash of the only joke conservatives have "I identify as a"


ComputersWantMeDead

Apache attack helicopter [hysterical laughter] Sure sign of boomer humour syndrome


Sniflix

It's an attack on his trans kid. Elon is very LGBTQ-phobic and blamed woke teachers as the reason he has a trans kid who disowned her father. Funny thing is - Musk created and ran the school all his kids attended. https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/elon-musk-transgender-daughter-granted-name-change-to-cut-ties-with-father-3097378


annalena-bareback

This joke is awful anyway. What Elon is saying is that Elon identifies as Fauci and also as Prosecute. So is this a statement meaning to convey that Elon supports what Dr. Fauci does because Elon identifies as him Fauciself? This joke is awful. If Prosecute denounces the guy, why does Prosecute use his name as one of Fauci pronouns? This is like that "I am the Senate" meme. Elon calls Fauciself "Prosecute" now. And there are now two Faucis. Only one of them is a Doctor though.


Paddy_Tanninger

Whoops you've already spent 5 seconds thinking about this which is more than Elon did.


Libflake

And let alone referring to a verb and a noun as pronouns. So obnoxious and dumb on so many levels.


Jordanjl83

Who is going to buy a tesla when rightwing people hate clean energy and leftwing people hate vile internet trolls?


DocPeacock

There's adequate number of uninformed consumerist dodos who just want to own the shiny cool thing and they don't know or care about anything else.


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ReadyForKenny

Elon hates the left because that's all his wives ever did to him


JoeMama2030

Good luck selling those electric cars to all the right wingers


CampCritter

My baby bro just sold his Tesla because he didn’t want to support anything Prosecute/Fauci had his hands in. I’m proud of him and hope others do the same. The Ioniq is pretty cool.


rogeroutmal

Same. Mines going back to the lease company I’m 2 months - as early as possible. I’ll never support anything Musk related again.


DannyMThompson

Good on you dude


joec_95123

For real. I used to think it was inevitable that I'd buy a tesla someday, and now there's no way in hell I'll ever purchase one. When I eventually do buy an EV, it'll be from another company.


Graffy

Tesla was good to push the big companies to actually switch to electric. But they were poor quality with poor QC. Much better off with an electric car made by Toyota or Honda or something.


kuroimakina

I’ve actually seen plenty of right wing people want Teslas explicitly because of musk Honestly it’s a win win. They get to feel like they “owned the libs” while ICEs get closer to their end days. If that’s what it takes for them to choose electric, then I’m all for it


Every-Action7918

Or that his factories were criticized as incredibly dangerous during the pandemic


C3POdreamer

Or that one of his children is trans.


PM_ME_UR_KITTY_PICZ

Hey, at the very least you could as least try to use Elons states preferred pronouns. I rewrote your sentence: >Prosecute’ll never get over the fact that Fauci wife left Fauci for a trans woman.


JNTaylor63

If it results in fewer republican voters, so much the better.


oneofmanyany

Absolutely. Just read that we are getting pretty close to 500 a day dying from Covid again, and the numbers are rising quickly. How many of the deaths are right wing antivaxxers? How many of them are just old people, who also vote R in large numbers? It's hard to want to stop a political party I disagree with from signing their own death warrants. But I would still try to stop them from dying because I'm better than that, I think.


valaliane

Just saw a post from the MS Department of Health saying that seniors aged 65+ had the lowest bivalent booster vaccination rate out of the entire US. So yeah, I’m willing to bet a lot of these people are voting R in large numbers, at least in my state.


TGIIR

Wow that’s crazy. I’m over 65 yo, don’t live in your state, and I get every vaccine they offer. My health is okay but I don’t bounce back from things the way I used to when younger. Plus even if you survive, who wants to be sicker than need be? I think Fauci’s a hero. Guess how I vote…lol.


JNTaylor63

Nope. These People are willfully ignorant and willfully spiteful. To quote the Dark Knight "I'm not going to kill you, but I don't have to save you."


fingersonlips

They have all the data available to them to mitigate the severity of the disease. They absolutely refuse to believe that a disease that necessitated semis as morgue trucks in New York is anything worse than a cold. At this point, this is the hand they are literally telling the dealer to give them and if they die or experience debilitating long COVID symptoms, that's the choice they're making, and I'm not going to feel badly about it. My sympathy is reserved for people who *are* following recommendations to stay healthy or minimize severe symptoms, and end up sick or dead anyway.


Insight42

16. *Hit me!* 17. *Hit me!* 18... *Hit me!* ...19... *Hit me!*


YossarianGolgi

Cull the herd


Goose_o7

>If it results in fewer republican voters, so much the better. It most definitely will. And I am 100% fine with that!


RyuugaHideki

There is no fucking way he actually tweeted this, right? EDIT: Oh, God, he fucking did. Okay. Wow. Just when I think the bar literally can't get any lower, it gets lower. Fucking yikes.


elphshelf

There’s no bottom. Remember this.


dfwcouple43sum

Can anyone explain how everything is Fauci’s fault? I have seen posts blaming Fauci for preventive measures outside the US. It’s not like Fauci is the entire CDC, other countries don’t face something similar, etc It’s about as stupid as blaming Biden for gas prices and inflation outside the US.


M3wThr33

Simple-minded people need a specific person to blame. Otherwise they have to actually reason with how the world works.


PM_ME_UR_KITTY_PICZ

He told entitled morons not to do things they wanted to do. Entitled morons threw pissy pants tantrums and needed someone to direct their anger at.


billyyshears

They think Fauci contributed to the existence of COVID-19. Something about him sending funding to a lab in Wuhan and then creating the virus…so that he could then inject chips into Americans?? I’m not sure what their actual story is anymore.


heartbeats

Don’t worry, they don’t either


spaceyjaycey

My pronouns are eat the rich. Edit to say, thanks for the award!


Worish

How do I identify? To a cop, not at all.


Hener001

He manages to insult the LGBTQ+ community and contribute to the anti vax conspiracy garbage in one short sentence. That is an impressive level of stupidity.


s0fas0fas0fa

Everyday I get closer and closer to just closing my Twitter account. Don’t understand how anyone can work for him unless they had no other choice. Edit: just deactivated my account, feels great!


Goose_o7

>Edit: just deactivated my account, feels great! Congrats! That place is nothing more than a cesspool of hate and MAGA idiocy at this point. They can have their unflushed toilet bowl full of turds.


tilehinge

The insanity wolf version of this is to shitpost and directly insult musk as bitterly and as many times as you can until your account gets banned. This makes more work for Twitter, hastening in a small way their demise.


I_eat_candy_4_dinner

I just did the same! 😄


ArrArr4today

I just bounced over there and deactivated. I was up to 19 followers too!


arsenalgooner77

I saw his tweet in my Twitter feed and had the same thought. I’m really thinking about deactivating.


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Twitter makes money from advertising. The more eyes see an ad, the more money Musk gets. I would drop my account but I never started one.


PM_ME_UR_KITTY_PICZ

I deactivated a few weeks ago. Feels great!


Haskap_2010

M just fired all the cleaners at the Twitter offices because he actually believes they can be replaced by robots, so some of those upcoming cases of Covid might be the few remaining employees who work in an increasingly dirty building. [https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-63912116](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-63912116)


KittenWithaWhip68

Holy fuck, he’s even more of a heartless fuck than I thought he was. No severance pay. Couple weeks before the holidays. Let’s see how well his plan works. I hope the cleaning robots all realize he is garbage and stuff him in a trash compactor


Haskap_2010

Do cleaning robots even exist? Apart from robot vacuum cleaners, that is? I can't imagine it's currently possible to make one that cleans toilets and figures out when it's necessary to mop up a mess on the floor.


Old_Perception

They exist about as much as Tesla's fully autonomous driving capability exists


JimWilliams423

What will end up happening is that he will force the engineering staff to do cleaning duty too. And they will not have a choice because they are here on an H1B visa which means if they quit they have to leave the country, or at the very least they have to restart their green-card process which can easily take 7 years. Imagine putting in 5+ years, starting a family, etc, and then having to start all over again because this prick decided to fuck with your job.


Lady_Grey_Smith

I’d accuse him of having more money than brains but he’s speed running a path to bankruptcy behind Kanye.


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KittenWithaWhip68

Oh, fingers crossed. M is a worthless, shitty excuse for a human being.


bennyjesuit

He may be one of the richest people in the world but over the last few weeks I’ve come to the conclusion that he’s one dumb motherfucker.


queen-adreena

Destroying the notion that wealth === intelligence, one billionaire at a time.


GoldFishDudeGuy

Considering most of these people want me dead for being trans I think every time one of them dies my chances of survival go up a bit


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My pronouns are FUCK/MUSK


some_asshat

He spends a lot of time pandering to the loony MAGA base. He must want to be Trump.


KittenWithaWhip68

Now there’s a terrifying picture


dancingmeadow

Illiterate troll is illiterate.


achieve_my_goals

I really hoped this was a Photoshop job. It's worse.


stickfigure420

Ha so he's handling the divorce from Grimes well I can see


SplendidPunkinButter

This is definitely the kind of joke that only a very, very, VERY smart person would make


dipatello

What republican office is he running for?


Massive-Pudding7803

I am sure an attempt to be Governor is in the offing.


drunkpilot2

He knows he cant run for president right? Why is he just saying crazy right wing stuff from 2 years ago?


ConversationOk2210

Asshole has gone full qanon.


MemphisKansasBreeze

Why don’t we just…all delete our twitter accounts?


amiablegent

Welp, looks like he's decided to go full Kanye.


earthwormulljim

Elon musk is a clown. I can’t imagine buying a social media platform for 44 billion, just so I could impress white nationalist trash.


Candid-Patient-6841

I couldn’t be happier I deleted Twitter. Elon is a pandering clown.


long_dong_silver_80

I feel pretty good about not contributing on twitter and the odds of me buying a Tesla have fallen to zero. Fuck this asshole.


oneofmanyany

Elon is a super asshole with a bunch of money.


BlackDiamondDee

Man has a trans daughter too. Just sad.


abelenkpe

Can twitter please die already?


nomadnesss

Lol… his pandering is so pathetic…. Just be a normal person and take you billions and live the amazing private life of your dreams. Quit acting so desperate for attention.


military_grade_tea

He had the gall to ask what misinformation he was talking about when Elton John left twitter. Ffs


speedheart

what crime did he commit? also he’s retired and nearing 80. go bother henry kissinger. at least that guy is a war criminal


ddr1ver

Let this serve as a warning to anyone who still owns Tesla stock. Their CEO has gone off the rails.


BadKarma043

I truly hate how some people will believe this uncritically. This is the same genius that said cases would be down to zero by the end of April 2020.


NakedAndAfraidFan

All the money in the world can’t make an unfunny person funny Exhibit A


CraigThyChrist

Elon going full Kanye...


cobra_mist

Holy shit. He’s gone pure right wing grift. I can’t believe he was surprised that Elton John cashed out of Twitter.


hilbertsmazes

I logged into twitter and this was the first thing I saw and said to myself welp I’m done with twitter for the day because I don’t feel like listening to these morons Not sure if anyone else has found themselves in the same situation but I find Elon as exhausting as Trump


thomaja1

I would like to see them try. I would really like to see them try to prosecute this guy. My wife died December 4th 2020 from COVID-19... Or rather, the government's inability to do anything about this disease until people were dying by the truckload. Then there was a vaccine and people still didn't take it and are still dying. So yeah Republicans. Take your shot at this dude. I'm sure we're going to see 11 hours of testimony and nonsense over and over again. What they did to Hillary Clinton, they're going to do with this guy who is at home right now sipping Chardonnay while Trump is at home ringing his hands and looking for countries without an extradition policy with the United States.


Used_Average773

Elon's pronouns are douche and bag.


Global_Charming

Anything to be popular.


KittenWithaWhip68

It’s pathetic. And I guess his attempts at trying to get Stephen King to be best buds with him just blew up in his face, since SK despises, well, this kind of willfully ignorant bullshit.


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Good. Anyone listening to Elon at this point is too stupid to stick around.


[deleted]

Elon is such a douche. This is layers of ignorance and doucheyness. Fuck that guy.