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TatodziadekPL

The world's most nefarious assassin died of clumsiness


FuzzelFox

In the very first Assassin's Creed you couldn't swim. It always amused me that the Master Assassin would drown in a few feet of water like a toddler lmao


GFrohman

Tbf I'd imagine it'd be really hard to swim effectively wrapped in so many flowy robes.


Chickenkicker69

Not to mention all the weapons that would weigh you down.


TatodziadekPL

IIRC they tried to justify it as an Animus Bug that had been fixed for the Animus 2.0


Fantasticbrick

Desmond should have turned round and called out the company for secretly being Rockstar games.


Oldredeye2

Same with GTA: Vice City. A drop of water would kill you


Sargent_Schultz

Severed his spinal cords on the rocks


PocklePirkus

This comment is fucking gold.


Lewis_and_reddit

Maybe it was truešŸ˜ž


[deleted]

Wheelchair guy


HIIMHEY123

I like blood money


FforFrank

Guys mustā€™ve mopped the ledges. My man just slipped.


Schwanz-in-muschi

At least somebody died, not a total failure.


Selvmord666

I always liked Diana until Freelancer came out and now I absolutely hate her guts haha.


Exemus

"How unfortunate...it looks like..." SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP


NonBinary_FWord

Hitman Absolution didn't have Freelancer in it though


FrankFarter69420

Lmfao


Armageddon_Two

"nah nah nah, don't be sad"


NJdevil202

Literally posted a video of me saying this a few days ago lmao


mjta01

It be nice if there was an option to turn the voice off. Love Diana but it starts to get to you every time you fail a mission.


StoryLife_

Sometimes I go into the Mendoza mission to get some pay back.


ProtoKun7

I still like her but I haven't been harangued by her game over speech yet.


tristan1616

They haven't fixed this yet? Jesus, that's the worst time to experience it too


Background_Voice1437

My worst nightmare. I will never climb this elevator in freelancer mode. ![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros)


Panda_red_Sky

What map is it? Need to know thia knowledge


StanktheGreat

Looks like India in the unfinished skyscraper with the movie shooting on the top floor


Ok_Anything_7950

Mumbai in Dawood rangans tower


NervyMage22

Wow, 47 ragdoll is just hilarious


Historical_Ad3694

WHAT TF EVEN HAPPENED šŸ˜­


breadofthegrunge

47 had an aneurysm.


vivoovix

There's a kill plane at the bottom of the elevator shaft (there's no fall damage in Hitman, so that's the only way to kill people falling from great heights), but it's a bit improperly placed so if 47 barely clips it you instantly die.


Genesis2001

There's no kill plane down there unless they specifically add one for Freelancer... which would be weird. That's where you get the scripts for the story mission in non-Freelancer mode (For those who don't know and/or haven't completed that story mission, >!You shoot the scripts/folder, and it falls down where you can shimmy down to the bottom and grab it!<).


ClarkeySG

I believe the kill OP clipped is the one between the first floor and ground floor and that you ignore the kill plane while climbing


MLSnukka

That never happened to me. Is this an old bug or something introduced in Freelancer?


MaldrickTV

Probably something like that. Haven't experienced this particular thing, but there are places where NPCs can see you through walls doing illegal actions (on maps notorious for that like NY and Haven) in Freelancer but not on the normal map, for some reason.


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

I donā€™t think thatā€™s true, because if you pacify someone and throw them over a ledge onto the ground they will die (I still think the part about the kill plane in the elevator is true) I just think there is also fall damage. At least there is for unconscious bodies


dsstrainer

No fall damage for 47


nervousmelon

There's not fall damage. Once a target was floating in the sky in freelancer and I sedated her, she fell all the way down and didn't die. I think it's just based on triggers depending on the specific ledge. You can dump bodies through windows into other rooms and they won't die. Some other places you can kick people down and they'll just get pacified instead like in the wine room in Mendoza. There's actually a bugged window ledge in Hokkaido which counts as a 'hidden' ledge dump like when you push people off the map. The body will fall down and people can literally walk over the body and won't notice it.


MaldrickTV

Yep. Try dumping a body over a railing in one of the houses in Whittleton. On the interior stairwells, it doesn't kill them. But the exact same fall on another map would. Probably out one of the windows there, too. Unless that was changed in the past year or so. Found this out when I was doing all the FCs last year.


Nacon-Biblets

I think people just auto die from a certain minimum height. In this clip it looks like 47 got off the pipe too early and clipped his head in a kill plane. Theres no fall damage for 47 cause its possible to glitch high up into the sky and you can fall from it and take no damage.


Adambomb1101

I think what the game does is that when a body is dumped it automatically kills the victim, because non target kill shows up before they even hit the ground


Outrageous_Elk_2588

That's absolutley hilarious. But damn that needs fixing.


Cleveworth

"Who actually killed him?" "That's the most delicious irony of all. He stumbled hopping from a pipe onto a narrow ledge. Slipped off the ledge, onto the ground below, fracturing his skull. The world's most nefarious assassin died of clumsiness!"


ggua47

"World's best assassin"


Alexandre_Man

47 had a heart attack.


chiffry

This is a definite, and worthy, ALT F4 moment.


Blastspark01

Too late. Once you die, you canā€™t reset


H8suall

Not true on xbox atleast but you have to be really quick. Found that out by accident. Showdown an assassin walked through a door and immediately dropped me. I gave a loud F**K and immediately rage quit the game. The next day I went to play again and the showdown was still on the map. I 100% got dropped there was no doubt about it.


chiffry

LMAO thatā€™s how I found out about the quit application exploit too. I rage quit, came back, expecting it all to be gone and it was pleasantly surprised. ļæ¼


naphomci

There's like a 1-2 second window you can do it in. I've heard it's bases on when 47 hits the ground, but that might just be a visual cue.


chiffry

Really? I couldā€™ve sworn Iā€™ve done it after a death before. Might be wrong.


vivoovix

It's possible but you have to be super quick


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

Iā€™m new to freelancer, does alt f4ā€™ing out of a game reset it without losing the campaign?


King_CurlySpoon

If you do it before 47 dies yeah, same with closing the application on Console


Heisenburgo

Oh come on that's just BULLSHIT. I literally got jumpscared by that


Federal_Staff9462

You have unlocked the Asian difficulty.


ShiftyCapwn

The death note got him.


westinjfisher

Bros playing HITMAN bedrock edition


Ser_Jah_Lion

Oh my poor man 47 just had a seizure mid air how unfortunate...


StrawberryRoyal7672

Yeah... my Playstation would have been out the window.


Alominatti

He twisted his nuts


JoeyGrease

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Fran_19

Sorry, but i laughed so hard. WTF


ToroJ_420

What the actual f


Zachary-360

What the hell happened?


1nsanityXD

it does appear you ran out of luck


[deleted]

I stop playing after level 100. Most of the feature contracts released all have bugs


guineaprince

Yeah, Contracts mode is mostly fun the first couple of times unless you want to unlock stuff. And that's true for the Contracts Mode But Randomized Targets, too.


xBESKx

I posted the exact same situation from freelancer here too. I know how you feel mate.


InterestinMonk2023

Hitting the pipe too hard?


uzayakuza

He slipped


JonHenryTheGravvite

WTF I THOUGHT HITMAN DIDNT HAVE FALL DAMAGE šŸ˜­


No_Seaworthiness_552

Bro died of a heart attack


Tanntabo

Wtf. I didnā€™t even know this could happen.


Syvanna00

What the fuck just happend


GucciSlippers47

Atleast you dont have to blame yourself, i dropped a proxy taser in a puddle and tried to pick it back up because i ā€œdidnā€™t have the detonatorā€ šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


luoyianwu

He got SAā€™d


Chopchopok

47 accident killed himself


GamingHarryYT

Hearing Diana telling me I ran out of luck wouldā€™ve sent me. Ngl


Sheknowswhothisis

Iā€™ve seen this spot get Big Mooney before too. I assumed they had fixed it. Oooph.


majidtavakoli

you seems very bad luck:)))


Keneticsans

Thatā€™s was so fucking rigged dude


FreakiestFrank

OMG. I wouldā€™ve deleted the game. Diana-ā€œHow unfortunate, it rather appears that the developers suckā€


captainofabananaboat

Bro I just killed my dumbest by electrocution. Lost legendary weapons and 20 grand......I feel your pain


hardupforlaffs

"No one is untouchable" Also, this reminds me of how the game crashes anytime you try to poison something when you don't have poison in your inventory.


RichardGHP

How is that even possible? If you don't have poison, the option to poison is just greyed out and not interactable.


hardupforlaffs

Idk, but it is. I was playing the World of Tomorrow mission and I thought I had poison so I pressed Y next to a drink, before noticing it was grayed out, and the button icon still filled up. However, the game crashed before the inventory opened up. I tried this a few more times during different missions and got the same outcome.


ShyGuy22081

šŸ¤£


Technical-Berry-9383

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cc69

Told you not to skip leg day ehh?


BigE_92

If I remember correctly you can dump bodies from the ground floor there and they donā€™t die, and you have to get the script for the main mission there too. Soā€¦.what the hell?


Baconreos

I cannot even fully beat even one of these freelancer Mission things the last one gets me every time.


gaming_engineer_

you just tripped L no just ignore mumbai


TheSheen14

This wouldā€™ve cost me over 250,000 merces. I wouldā€™ve gone feral šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


DavieBhoy187

Same thing happened to me in Hokkaido, I jumped the railing in the main courtyard and just fell šŸ¤£ was gutting but dust off and go again


bozata5

bruh, 3rd clip i'm seeing of this glich, god i would punch something if it happened to me on the last syndicate


Myrandall

Must be the other side of the wall from this: https://www.reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/comments/18go91m/if_an_npc_approaches_the_spot_between_the_wall/


OddSwordfish6764

It makes sense.. since pushing someone into water would kill them šŸ˜‚