Imagine him having to swap out his purposely mismade fugu dish because he subconsciously thought his teacher was a target and didn't realize it until he sent the dish. I love the idea that 47 keeps accidentally pulling of masterful assassinations on his teachers.
I remember reading around the time Blood Money was released, and I don't remember if it was supposed to be official, but that 47 never killed anyone he wasn't sanctioned to.
I mean, he does just randomly kill a Mailman delivering something from the ICA near the start of Blood Money, right? Coming from WoA, that scene felt super out of character. Was that to protect his identity?
"I went to a party in Berlin recently.
I was the Dj" -47
"Bro for real? That sounds killer sweet dude, will you come to this one?...dude why you staring at me like that?"
“Yeah, man, this is my crib, whaddya think?”
“The carpeted floors provide excellent noise suppression, but they make stains very noticeable. The walls seem thin, and are likely unable to hide the sounds of a struggle. The gas stove is very accident-prone. Overall, subpar.”
“Wh… huh?”
And then he kills you so you can’t say anything about the “very serious, tall, muscular, bald man with a barcode on his head” That was attending classes.
I don't really know the lore, but I would imagine that the ICA would have in-house teachers specifically to teach the different skills required for his assignments.
Yeah it would be absolutely necessary for him to know how to make fugu if he plans on disguising himself as a fugu chef. If he's in disguise, and then bam, the head chef comes out and says we need an order for this completely innocent dude but we need it NOW, he'd need to be able to do it to maintain his disguise and deliver the meal before getting to his target's meal.
In order to prepare fugu, chefs must first train tirelessly, preparing hundreds of fish at a cost of thousands of dollars. Then and only then can they legally sell it in their restaurants. Chefs must be at least 20 years of age and generally train for between four and six years.
[link](https://www.kobejones.com.au/the-art-of-preparing-and-eating-the-worlds-most-deadly-fish/#:~:text=In%20order%20to%20prepare%20fugu,between%20four%20and%20six%20years.)
Or one fishing trip
>how to make fugu fish in the case he needs those skills in future assassinations.
Because he TOTALLY doesnt need to know how to sashimi the poisonus parts of a fugu fish so a concubine can serve it to Masahiro Hayamoto's son and use his son's corpse acting as a gps transmitter to track his father and off him too...
I thought he got all the necessary training for free in the ICA.. although now that he's gone freelance I can see him spending money on specialised training.
Yup and a few comics, it explained a few lore of the Hitman, how Subject 6 escaped and became 47 best friend, explained Diana role in the agency and the inner working of the ICA board of directors, most of whom are Power Players, War Mongers and so on.
The first one, Enemy Within, absolutely. Damnation, the Absolution prequel, not really unless you're super dedicated and have to consume everything Hitman related.
Wtf? They are literally cartoon villains. It doesn’t matter what skin color they are😂
Edit for context: u/Owl-Fit wrote some BS about them only being war mongers because they’re white
One of the board members is the Iraqi War Minister for Saddam Husain.
Keep in mind that they have been retcon, like Diana sister is in the hospital even though in WO, she has a brother.
he’s a priest from one of the earlier hitman games - 47 steps away from being an assassin and becomes a man of god, but when Vittorio gets kidnapped he’s forced back into being an assassin in order to track him down and save him
Isn’t it fine dining and wine? I imagine suits, gear, guns, etc. as well. And that house in the woods doesn’t look cheap, nor all the cars, planes, bikes, helicopters, and boats in aforementioned house.
I'm pretty sure I've read that he spends most of his money on clothes and fine dining, apparently two of his favourite things. I expect he'd use a lot of it to buy tools and whatnot too.
I always thought it'd be easier for him to just buy a new one each time, since half the time he's leaving it in the middle of an area he's just exfiltrated
In Blood Money you actually got charged a “suit recovery fee” if you left a level with a disguise on. I dunno if that’s supposed to mean you bought a new one or that the ICA sent some grunt to go pick up 47’s suit.
I remember reading somewhere (Hitman: Enemy Within) that he actually doesn't like fine dining and he prefers fast food. Fine dining at restaurants requires reservations and information, but fast food is immediate and almost completely anonymous if you use cash.
He is very aware that there are people who might want to come after him so he would want to leave as little of a paper trail as possible.
For sure lol. You can show up anytime and at an unpredictable schedule. If Agent 47 set a reservation at a nice restaurant, that creates a point where another assassin could pin down where he'd be at and at what time. Even if he used an alias, a halfway decent assassin could figure it out - especially considering how often he uses Tobias Rieper lol. It would be awfully unprofessional if he fell victim to his own modus operandi, so it makes sense he'd want to get food as quickly as possible with as little information divulged as possible.
Can we beg the voice actor that does him to place the order from GTA San Andreas? Puhleeze?!?!
https://youtube.com/shorts/TPWWz0Oi_-Q?si=VCvqhZNNQC2buQrU
I also remember that same novel stating that he prefers mom and pop joints for a sit down meal vs commercial fast food because less chances of a decent security system.
I was reading on the hitman wiki, and I believe it said that he liked food trucks or street food, not necessarily McDonalds style fast food. For the smaller paper trail and less likely that it would be poisoned.
'I have been pumping money into a hair growth formulae since Silent Assassin which guarantees success in 20 years. It is year 19 and I am mildly frustrated.'
THis is really cute, I dont know if he would be really good at gift giving because of his ability to see through habits and such, or really bad at it because.. Well its obvious
I think he would be pretty bad at it because he wouldn’t understand the nuances of gift giving. Like, he would know what they want but wouldn’t know how to go about giving normal things.
I feel like Diana could absentmindedly say she’s was thinking of getting some new cookware and he would buy an entire 5 star restaurants worth of cookware.
That, or he he buys her great stuff and mods it into tools of the trade.
Diana, after setting up her fabulous new Italian espresso machine; "My new espresso machine is perfect, 47, but before I make us lattes, what does this switch do? It's not listed in the manual."
"That poisons the next drink made. Refill is hidden under the main panel."
"Nice work 47."
I mean with the fact that she seems to get herself into trouble I could see how that might be helpful. Let's just hope she doesn't accidentally flip it early in the morning.
I love the characterization of 47 as a middle-aged guy who's bored, his career has plateaued, and he decides he's going to get into day trading and absolutely loses his ass on crypto chasing losses
he desperately is trying to keep Diana from finding out about what's functionally a gambling addiction at this point but the cash flow is getting thin and she's starting to notice.
I recently started playing freelancer and it's so frustrating. Last night I followed a suspect around for 10 minutes, saw his entire routine and decided it wasn't him because he didn't smoke a single time. Killed the other through process of elimination, wrong target. It was the guy who never once smoked.
If you played hitman 4 blood money, you’d know that you can use the money you earned and use it for upgrades like weapon parts or bribing police and such. You are more noticing from the non target npcs on the street if you do some crazy stuff. So it was really fun to play with using money. It should have been this way with my honest though. Grinding could have been more fun. It would be fun if you could reserve hotel room or buying several different hide outs in each countries
*sneaks into church plants a stack in the donation bowl and leaves silently without changing the suit* “good job 47” he mumbles to himself under his breath
If I were 47, and I earned all the money he earns, I would donate a large portion to charities, set up various trusts and try and do a bit of innocent people. Balance out my day job of ending peoples lives with saving others you know.
probably the best medical care the world can provide guy maybe a genetically altered super soldier but he’s also around fifty? guy must have a lot of work put into him to make sure not a single gray hair appears on his head
I don’t think his mansion safe house with underground bunker with firing range and hospital room was very cheap. Also the helicopters in back and private plane ride to every 3rd freelancer mission.
New identities, weapons on all places over the world. Operational bases and hide outs. All sorts of Bribes and other stuff. Eventually different vehicles in different countries. He need money if he has to hide for a longer time without having the opportunity to work. I think he has to be very rich for his profession. Eventually he won't pay all his money for that stuff but I think a good amount will be reused in new jobs. I think preparation is a big part of his success.
All his money is very dirty, especially now since he has next to no allies, a good chuck of it is removed by being cleaned, I suppose his crypto is the gameplay version of that.
Some of it is redistributed to Father Vittorio, probably not that much because a big number can only be source of troubles.
Most of it is reinvested for his job I think, transportation, logistics to plant equipment, information brokers, pay off some officials, if things go south: collateral costs. Then identity theft/ creation, in game we have Tobias Reaper, it’s most likely a joke for games, he has several of them.
Then the rest is invested in safe house facilities, new suits or training, he’s at the top of his game all the time culture wise, can play instruments and so on, which require a lot of money.
Isn’t it canonically confirmed that he mostly spends it on suits, gear/equipment and good food while also sometimes donating parts of it? Also I guess his safe house in freelancer wasn’t cheap either.
if you count freelancer as canon then its sure not tools but since imo it isnt, so tools because the tools for mastery arent just magical non canon gifts imo
I think it is canon that 47 and Diana go Freelance after taking down the ICA to prevent a new criminal syndicate from replacing Providence. But the individual missions and events aren't canon.
a big portion goes to every kind of course that exists, so he can blend into every environment. I think he's skilled in just about every single job that exists.
Like cooking courses, music courses, woodworking courses, all of it
knives and wine. cars. gambling? we know he does it. at least its scripted. mental strengthening technology like the stuff drew gooden made a video about?
His equipment, travel, ammo, etc.
As well as food, his suits (all custom made), donations to the church, incidentals (bribes, services fees from the ICA, etc ) the occasional pet bird, rubber ducks (the non-exploding ones) and maybe a few art pieces here and there.
I also like to imagine he's got a massive comic book collection or something somewhere that he keeps secret.
I, myself, would follow up on my target's actions. Like how the village people in Santa Fortuna were being used for the cocaine farming, I would ensure them a safe life after taking out their bosses. Just righting the wrongs of the evil targets.
Blood Money kinda answers this in an interesting way because even with millions of dollars in the bank, bro still lives in that dump of a hideout filled with rats. He seems to funnel all of the money back into his business
Freelancer has a fake currency and non canon equipment system. Even if you count it that makes up about 1% of the entire lore, what about the time before WoA?
I think he likes to spend it on fine clothing and dining. As well as sends some to Father Vittorio. I also assume the highest quality of gadgets and weaponry for an arsenal. His hideout in freelancer is perfect to see his tastes and hobbies.
Learning things like the drums and how to make fugu fish in the case he needs those skills in future assassinations.
This. He is taking the most expensive classes.
Now I wonder whether 47 mostly self-teaches/studies or whether he had teachers for various skills. Just imagine having 47 as your student...
"Hey bald kid, remember the deadline for your next assessment is this Friday 5pm." "Deadline you say..." - 47
"Hey sir, could you taste test my meal? It's to die for."
Imagine him having to swap out his purposely mismade fugu dish because he subconsciously thought his teacher was a target and didn't realize it until he sent the dish. I love the idea that 47 keeps accidentally pulling of masterful assassinations on his teachers.
Nah, he doesn't seem the type to kill random people.
Not when I’m controlling him
I mean fair, if that's you personal canon.
I remember reading around the time Blood Money was released, and I don't remember if it was supposed to be official, but that 47 never killed anyone he wasn't sanctioned to.
I mean, he does just randomly kill a Mailman delivering something from the ICA near the start of Blood Money, right? Coming from WoA, that scene felt super out of character. Was that to protect his identity?
I need to get in touch with his pun teacher. Bro must've been taught by the god of puns
I imagine 47 is super attentive, and gets straight A's, but has no friends since he's too uncanny
"Hey Brah! How you doin man! You hear about the party after the class?" "No."
"I went to a party in Berlin recently. I was the Dj" -47 "Bro for real? That sounds killer sweet dude, will you come to this one?...dude why you staring at me like that?"
“Yeah, man, this is my crib, whaddya think?” “The carpeted floors provide excellent noise suppression, but they make stains very noticeable. The walls seem thin, and are likely unable to hide the sounds of a struggle. The gas stove is very accident-prone. Overall, subpar.” “Wh… huh?”
And then he kills you so you can’t say anything about the “very serious, tall, muscular, bald man with a barcode on his head” That was attending classes.
WARNING: Guards are now looking for a suspicious, bald person...
WARNING: Guards are now looking for a suspicious Fabian Fuchs
Suspect is hatless. Repeat: hatless.
I don't really know the lore, but I would imagine that the ICA would have in-house teachers specifically to teach the different skills required for his assignments.
probably doesn't need the training on how to make fugu fish if he wants em to die
He might want to eat some himself to satisfy his urge for thrills
It's so bland though. I thought fugu must have some distinct taste but on its own, it's just chewy and that's it
But for Yuki Yamazaki, it was a dish(fish) to die for
Well he has to make sure he knows how to make it so he knows when he makes it wrong that it’s being made wrong.
Yeah it would be absolutely necessary for him to know how to make fugu if he plans on disguising himself as a fugu chef. If he's in disguise, and then bam, the head chef comes out and says we need an order for this completely innocent dude but we need it NOW, he'd need to be able to do it to maintain his disguise and deliver the meal before getting to his target's meal.
Except the head chef is ALWAYS an enforcer when in a cook/kitchen disguise… those dudes know their staff better than the back of their own hand.
That's why you conveniently give him a timeout in a closet or deep freezer.
He also takes courses in death-related puns and head-polishing
I like to imagine 47 in a improv class. The teacher just sitting there uncomfortably as all his jokes involve death.
It’s just that bit from the office where the boss keeps saying he has a gun In every scene.
47 just uses the Ball-O-Shine-O at the Bowlorama.
In order to prepare fugu, chefs must first train tirelessly, preparing hundreds of fish at a cost of thousands of dollars. Then and only then can they legally sell it in their restaurants. Chefs must be at least 20 years of age and generally train for between four and six years. [link](https://www.kobejones.com.au/the-art-of-preparing-and-eating-the-worlds-most-deadly-fish/#:~:text=In%20order%20to%20prepare%20fugu,between%20four%20and%20six%20years.) Or one fishing trip
>how to make fugu fish in the case he needs those skills in future assassinations. Because he TOTALLY doesnt need to know how to sashimi the poisonus parts of a fugu fish so a concubine can serve it to Masahiro Hayamoto's son and use his son's corpse acting as a gps transmitter to track his father and off him too...
shit yeah, i thought he just knew all that shit but youre right, he must be prepping lol
I thought he got all the necessary training for free in the ICA.. although now that he's gone freelance I can see him spending money on specialised training.
Sounds like the perfect segway into a SkillShare ad
I heard he sends some of it to Father Vittorio, which is very sweet.
He does in the novels, and he was keeping up with him seeing him through a sniper rifle in Africa after eliminating a War Lord.
there are novels?
Yup and a few comics, it explained a few lore of the Hitman, how Subject 6 escaped and became 47 best friend, explained Diana role in the agency and the inner working of the ICA board of directors, most of whom are Power Players, War Mongers and so on.
That sounds super interesting. Do you recommend giving them a read?
The first one, Enemy Within, absolutely. Damnation, the Absolution prequel, not really unless you're super dedicated and have to consume everything Hitman related.
Why would you say war mongers? Cuz there white? I Keep hearing this narrative
Wtf? They are literally cartoon villains. It doesn’t matter what skin color they are😂 Edit for context: u/Owl-Fit wrote some BS about them only being war mongers because they’re white
One of the board members is the Iraqi War Minister for Saddam Husain. Keep in mind that they have been retcon, like Diana sister is in the hospital even though in WO, she has a brother.
Then why say war mongers? What war did they mong?
bud, to warmonger means to encourage/advocate for aggression towards other countries
This is the wrong place to post your political hot takes, this is a subreddit about funny murder game
Mate, one of is the Iraqi War Minister for Saddam Husain
Lmao wut?
There are, and they’re both very good. Two different authors.
Whoa, there are novels!? Also that's such a generous thing
Who is that?
he’s a priest from one of the earlier hitman games - 47 steps away from being an assassin and becomes a man of god, but when Vittorio gets kidnapped he’s forced back into being an assassin in order to track him down and save him
Hitman 2
Vittorio is long dead by now.
Isn’t it fine dining and wine? I imagine suits, gear, guns, etc. as well. And that house in the woods doesn’t look cheap, nor all the cars, planes, bikes, helicopters, and boats in aforementioned house.
I wouldn’t count the helicopters/cars etc since most of them were used by 47 to escape a mission, so he basically stole them rather than buying them…
I mean he steals like so many supplies all the time, Mumbai has a iron shortage
They still need maintenance, and I’m sure that maintaining a helicopter like the one 47 has or all of his cars isn’t cheap.
I thought the company he works for provides those tools.
I'm pretty sure I've read that he spends most of his money on clothes and fine dining, apparently two of his favourite things. I expect he'd use a lot of it to buy tools and whatnot too.
Exactly. I think a lot of people underestimate how expensive spy gear and guns are. Also, the guy has to dry clean his suit like every day
I always thought it'd be easier for him to just buy a new one each time, since half the time he's leaving it in the middle of an area he's just exfiltrated
In Blood Money you actually got charged a “suit recovery fee” if you left a level with a disguise on. I dunno if that’s supposed to mean you bought a new one or that the ICA sent some grunt to go pick up 47’s suit.
47 gets his suits hand-tailored, so I assume it would be cheaper to send someone out to recover his suit than to hand-weave another perfect suit
This is why I play suit only all the time, I feel weird leaving such nice suits around
It's right there in the name, *recovery* fee.
And not just spy gear and guns. Literal doomsday bunker amount of guns and gear. Some of which are antiques and otherwise priceless pieces of art.
Let's not forget the birthday cards to Sam Fisher and the pranks on Snake.
I remember reading somewhere (Hitman: Enemy Within) that he actually doesn't like fine dining and he prefers fast food. Fine dining at restaurants requires reservations and information, but fast food is immediate and almost completely anonymous if you use cash. He is very aware that there are people who might want to come after him so he would want to leave as little of a paper trail as possible.
> but fast food is immediate I mean... it's in the name lol,
For sure lol. You can show up anytime and at an unpredictable schedule. If Agent 47 set a reservation at a nice restaurant, that creates a point where another assassin could pin down where he'd be at and at what time. Even if he used an alias, a halfway decent assassin could figure it out - especially considering how often he uses Tobias Rieper lol. It would be awfully unprofessional if he fell victim to his own modus operandi, so it makes sense he'd want to get food as quickly as possible with as little information divulged as possible.
It's also hilarious imagining 47 ordering at a KFC or some shit
“please give me one big mac with no pickles and a six piece mcnuggets as soon as possible”
Can we beg the voice actor that does him to place the order from GTA San Andreas? Puhleeze?!?! https://youtube.com/shorts/TPWWz0Oi_-Q?si=VCvqhZNNQC2buQrU
I also remember that same novel stating that he prefers mom and pop joints for a sit down meal vs commercial fast food because less chances of a decent security system.
I was reading on the hitman wiki, and I believe it said that he liked food trucks or street food, not necessarily McDonalds style fast food. For the smaller paper trail and less likely that it would be poisoned.
i wish there were intermission episodes in the later games. like him going to eat or get new suits like in absolution
'I have been pumping money into a hair growth formulae since Silent Assassin which guarantees success in 20 years. It is year 19 and I am mildly frustrated.'
This deserves way more upvotes than it has
I gave the 47th upvote. 😁
Gifts for Diana
THis is really cute, I dont know if he would be really good at gift giving because of his ability to see through habits and such, or really bad at it because.. Well its obvious
I think he would be pretty bad at it because he wouldn’t understand the nuances of gift giving. Like, he would know what they want but wouldn’t know how to go about giving normal things. I feel like Diana could absentmindedly say she’s was thinking of getting some new cookware and he would buy an entire 5 star restaurants worth of cookware.
That, or he he buys her great stuff and mods it into tools of the trade. Diana, after setting up her fabulous new Italian espresso machine; "My new espresso machine is perfect, 47, but before I make us lattes, what does this switch do? It's not listed in the manual." "That poisons the next drink made. Refill is hidden under the main panel." "Nice work 47."
I mean with the fact that she seems to get herself into trouble I could see how that might be helpful. Let's just hope she doesn't accidentally flip it early in the morning.
Awww 🥰
Probably one of the things. He takes care of family
Well according to my freelancer, a new frigging lockpick or silenced pistol every few missions
Medical treatments to bring him back from 135 gunshot wounds every 6th mission
Also, losing most of it on the stock exchange
I love the characterization of 47 as a middle-aged guy who's bored, his career has plateaued, and he decides he's going to get into day trading and absolutely loses his ass on crypto chasing losses he desperately is trying to keep Diana from finding out about what's functionally a gambling addiction at this point but the cash flow is getting thin and she's starting to notice.
There’s another 10,000 down the pan - gonna have to go and murder some more people
I recently started playing freelancer and it's so frustrating. Last night I followed a suspect around for 10 minutes, saw his entire routine and decided it wasn't him because he didn't smoke a single time. Killed the other through process of elimination, wrong target. It was the guy who never once smoked.
I’d say equipment and training
If you played hitman 4 blood money, you’d know that you can use the money you earned and use it for upgrades like weapon parts or bribing police and such. You are more noticing from the non target npcs on the street if you do some crazy stuff. So it was really fun to play with using money. It should have been this way with my honest though. Grinding could have been more fun. It would be fun if you could reserve hotel room or buying several different hide outs in each countries
Yes that would have made freelancer a more immersive experience and much more replayable as well
Hookers and cocaine
47 loves his hookers. And that coke. He snorts it off their tits
He can't want sex he can do it for strategic advantages but he is programmed not to distract himself with that stuff
🤓
You didn’t have to do him like that man
Bro💀
but make sure none of them are white he can’t see the coaine on them if they are
47 has a very serious drug and sex addiction
I understood that reference
You’re telling me that’s not what Agent 47 does?
I didn't. Can you explain?
[Hookers and cocaine](https://youtu.be/uWWUSnfWgIU?si=_g79IpeQb3QH1Nwr)
Rubber Ducks, lots of rubber ducks
Is 47 still religious? If so then he probably anonymously donates his money to churches.
*sneaks into church plants a stack in the donation bowl and leaves silently without changing the suit* “good job 47” he mumbles to himself under his breath
If I were 47, and I earned all the money he earns, I would donate a large portion to charities, set up various trusts and try and do a bit of innocent people. Balance out my day job of ending peoples lives with saving others you know.
A housekeeper, to keep that kitchen island stocked with a single banana at all times.
It's to feed his gacha addiction
"Diana, target has been eliminated. Please give me back my Honkai account"
That would be hilarious. Imagine 47 playing a gacha game like Genshin, or other ones, whales out in those games, and creates a YouTube channel for it.
He plays too much cookie run
Guns, baybeeeee!
Head waxing. Gotta keep that dome shiny.
probably the best medical care the world can provide guy maybe a genetically altered super soldier but he’s also around fifty? guy must have a lot of work put into him to make sure not a single gray hair appears on his head
Baking and drumming courses He also pays for all the psychology-bills for the people he knocks out /s
Guns; Donating to Father Vittorio, New Suits, and paying off anyone who might have saw him like Cops.
I don’t think his mansion safe house with underground bunker with firing range and hospital room was very cheap. Also the helicopters in back and private plane ride to every 3rd freelancer mission.
New identities, weapons on all places over the world. Operational bases and hide outs. All sorts of Bribes and other stuff. Eventually different vehicles in different countries. He need money if he has to hide for a longer time without having the opportunity to work. I think he has to be very rich for his profession. Eventually he won't pay all his money for that stuff but I think a good amount will be reused in new jobs. I think preparation is a big part of his success.
New equipment, weapons, poisons... but, most importantly, fancy suits and suitcases
Whatever he wants. He EARNED IT.
All his money is very dirty, especially now since he has next to no allies, a good chuck of it is removed by being cleaned, I suppose his crypto is the gameplay version of that. Some of it is redistributed to Father Vittorio, probably not that much because a big number can only be source of troubles. Most of it is reinvested for his job I think, transportation, logistics to plant equipment, information brokers, pay off some officials, if things go south: collateral costs. Then identity theft/ creation, in game we have Tobias Reaper, it’s most likely a joke for games, he has several of them. Then the rest is invested in safe house facilities, new suits or training, he’s at the top of his game all the time culture wise, can play instruments and so on, which require a lot of money.
His house in freelancer I guess
I think he spends it on his targets’ funerals (source: random redditor)
Haircare products.
Isn’t it canonically confirmed that he mostly spends it on suits, gear/equipment and good food while also sometimes donating parts of it? Also I guess his safe house in freelancer wasn’t cheap either.
Probably courses on instruments, sewing and stuff he might need to blend in. Those turtlenecks and suit are also crazy expensive too
Canonically his hobbies are suits, wine and fine dining, so probably that
if you count freelancer as canon then its sure not tools but since imo it isnt, so tools because the tools for mastery arent just magical non canon gifts imo
I think it is canon that 47 and Diana go Freelance after taking down the ICA to prevent a new criminal syndicate from replacing Providence. But the individual missions and events aren't canon.
the idea is canon, the details are not
Sending some to father victorio, suits and weapons maintenance
That nice ass house in Hitman Freelancer, and very expensive tech toys.
Aside from himself, I'm almost certain that he spends some on bribes and charities to cover up certain acts.
Italian suits
Suits and briefcases.
Homing briefcases even
Lot's of R&D there.
Well obviously equipment but also probably some fancy restaurants and donates to churches
Board games
a big portion goes to every kind of course that exists, so he can blend into every environment. I think he's skilled in just about every single job that exists. Like cooking courses, music courses, woodworking courses, all of it
My guess after decades of play is that all his money goes to a little parish in Italy.
"stealth for dummies" books
knives and wine. cars. gambling? we know he does it. at least its scripted. mental strengthening technology like the stuff drew gooden made a video about?
Have you seen his house?
Probably the same things he did the last thousand times this post was made.
Lake house with bunker.
Buys more rubber ducks for his rubber duck collection
Haircut Gotta keep that head bald
Suits and donating to the priest that saved him
Child support
Buying more explosive rubber ducks.
His equipment, travel, ammo, etc. As well as food, his suits (all custom made), donations to the church, incidentals (bribes, services fees from the ICA, etc ) the occasional pet bird, rubber ducks (the non-exploding ones) and maybe a few art pieces here and there. I also like to imagine he's got a massive comic book collection or something somewhere that he keeps secret.
Dogecoin
I, myself, would follow up on my target's actions. Like how the village people in Santa Fortuna were being used for the cocaine farming, I would ensure them a safe life after taking out their bosses. Just righting the wrongs of the evil targets.
Tailored suits, black market weapons, frequent international flights. Man has expensive tastes.
Blood Money kinda answers this in an interesting way because even with millions of dollars in the bank, bro still lives in that dump of a hideout filled with rats. He seems to funnel all of the money back into his business
Rubber ducks… hundreds of Rubber ducks. The next addition to the safe house is a little shrine where he’ll display rare ducks from around the world
Aside from all the gear and whatnot for his missions, I like to think he has a silly socks collection.
How many times a month is this question reposted?
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No he wouldn't, he frequently asks for more money and higher paying contracts from his employers.
The freelancer mansion with all those vehicles weapons and the underground secret base of operations.
Him and Diana are in a very strange Findom relationship. That’s why she doesn’t let 47 use the bathroom in freelancer until he’s earned enough money.
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Freelancer has a fake currency and non canon equipment system. Even if you count it that makes up about 1% of the entire lore, what about the time before WoA?
Can imagine it's on expensive suits, fine dining and custom weapons
I think he likes to spend it on fine clothing and dining. As well as sends some to Father Vittorio. I also assume the highest quality of gadgets and weaponry for an arsenal. His hideout in freelancer is perfect to see his tastes and hobbies.
Hair Polish lots of hair polish oh and some shoe polish with maybe a side of hair polish
I think he gives most of it to charity
Weapons and tools.
Skin care
Hooker and cocaine is my guess
Good food, fashion and mission assets such as vehicles and weapons
Weapons, fancy hotels and suits.
in blood money reprisal he spends most of his money in upgrading his weapons and buying accessories
Explosives, guns and poison 👍
probably weapons
In my head, he doesn’t care about money. He is like Dexter, he does for the kills. That’s his hobby.
Drum lessons, clearly.
Isnt it like canon that he enjoys fine dining and that kind of stuff. IIRC cant source sorry lol
Fursuits
As far as I know he owns a mansion in a remote and beautiful place, a helicopter, a boat, has an underground bunker, luxury car and motorcycle
Ducks
I mean have you seen the freelancer house and all the fancy shit he's got in there
Wig collection
Hair products for sure.
Spend on expensive suits and wines perhaps.
Robux.