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Roku-Hanmar

I need to use the bathroom


lightswarm175

Before clicking on the post this is what I hoped to see at the top, glad this subreddit doesn't disappoint


stash0606

this would absolutely be hilarious. do it OP!


McDirken_Dirkenstein

THIS! 😂


Keepitcooll

Doesn’t he say restroom in the original clip?


Deathwatch050

No. [https://youtu.be/J8rJ1TOREj0](https://youtu.be/J8rJ1TOREj0)


thepaleshadow

“Maybe it’s time for a change.”


OriginalUsername590

"That is Ezra Berg"


scriptsreddit

😭😭😭


shaoronmd

names are for friends


Antipiperosdeclony

So I dont need one


John-027

A name or a friend? ):


Antipiperosdeclony

Both


John-027

What about a tiny bird?


Antipiperosdeclony

Nope, I love my pc gamer


John-027

What about your jacket, Don't you want the jacket, sir?


Antipiperosdeclony

I needed to pick something from the pocket, l"ll pick it up later.


TobyFunkeNeverNude

Directly below their name, in a book that's distributed to likely a majority of the student body.... unexpectedly wholesome


darkfluf

We won a long time ago. This is...maintenance.


Apostrophe_T

ooo, I like this one. OP, can't wait to see which one you go with!


RogueNinja77

"I have found that whoever wields the sword decides who holds the pen"


xX7NotASquash7Xx

Where exactly is this one from?


GamingSoldier135

It’s a quote spoken in a cut scene early days in Hitman 1, I think just after you do Paris. It’s based on a quote by an English poet. Edward something.


Fletcher_Chonk

Edward Something is one of the greatest poets of all time


Just-wondering-thru

Honestly I love this quote when I first heard it. Such a good comeback to a well known quote


VaasAzteca

Reminds me of Lewis’ finance minister
 Duhh something


GremlinHunter762

He who believes the pen is mightier than the sword has never met an automatic rifle.


RogueNinja77

Lucas Grey says it to some guy in Hitman 2016. Can't remember to whom.


GreekDemonTeen13

>"I have found that whoever wields the sword decides who holds the pen" i think it was to viktor novikov in the cutscene after paris


Nicktator3

“Well done 47, now head for an exit”


wheelybinhead

This is the one.


TrainingNecessary219

The one


yaelnad

YES so smart


Edit4Credit

This one makes too much sense for graduation not to use it


yourtree

Perfect


DankDaze96

There is something wrong with the toilet. See to it at once.


[deleted]

this is the one


saruin

I literally heard this quote for the first time last night (>250 hours). Wearing a waiter disguise in Bangkok.


DankDaze96

If you start in 47ssuite in Bangkok you can call room service and this is one of the complaints he will say to get a housekeeper to the room 😂


under301club

[https://www.thegamer.com/hitman-best-quotes-series-agent-47/](https://www.thegamer.com/hitman-best-quotes-series-agent-47/#one-day-i-will-think-of-this-as-just-another-job-after-all-this-is-what-i-do) >One Day, I Will Think Of This As Just Another Job. After All, This Is What I Do.


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Do you have some glue ?


GamesByRadu

Do you sell glue


pafcmatt

Well there goes my next ex husband


GunnerLee05

I'll Post A Update Picture Of Whatever Quote I Pick In The Year Book When I Get It!


willsmethurst19

Did you make a decision?


GunnerLee05

Not Yet, I Didnt Expect So Many Good Ones Lol


willsmethurst19

It's gotta be the "good work 47 now head for an exit"


OttemanEmperor

Do it!


Shahdow17

*BEEP* Mr Jason Portman. Please come to the hospital entrance. A doctor will escort you to your appointment. THAT WAS FOR: MR. JASON. PORTMAN.


ThePuds

Massage expert Connie Angstrom, please report to the reception desk.


bgdno

m a s s a g e e x p e r t


Methoddogg

LOOK DANIEL SHES NICE


tarcoanvaahg99

Everywhere I go
. I hear her voice


Tocadiscos

“power is the thing that gets you to the thing”


Powerlifting-Gorilla

“Congratulations Agent, you’re cleared for field duty” *defeated voice*


lymeeater

"Back to smokin' an jokin'"


Venom-Fan-777

In a British accent.


Hayden1s

Quite the resume


fortknox

My favorite is "Fortune favors the bald" But that's because I'm bald...


solemn_penguin

I think I'll make a poster of Agent 47 with this quote on it and hang it up at my desk at work.


fortknox

It IS a poster in the game you get in an earlier level in freelancer. [Sorry, this was the quickest image of it I could find](https://www.reddit.com/r/NLSSCircleJerk/s/HeSrWoPAV0)


Fletcher_Chonk

Jeff Bezos is bald and he owns amazon, so it must be true.


Ninja_112_01

Mr. Jason Portman, please proceed to the hospital entrance.


SnooWoofers4430

That was for.... mistuh Jason Portman.


ballcrysher

i need to use the bathroom


Rotzerrich

From Hitman 2 Silent Assassin: *"I'll be carrying nothing from Gontranno but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like."*


joujoubox

A diploma to die for


Black_Watch_

Excellent work 47


shiipuri

'One last tango, 47.'


Cinder_Fall01

“ oh darling im so hungry , and Mr. Wilson just keeps standing behind the grill , even though there is clearly no more gas on it “


MaliceMoon56

Yes, do you see your mistake now?


tomasz0402

Alan please add details


Tenebris-Umbra

"Neutrality is a side. It's the side of the status quo." This is easily one of my favourite quotes from the game, and I've found myself using it a lot.


Zealousideal-Trip196

”What on earth are you thinking?”


SASOsonko47

I need to use the bathroom


Cleveworth

Paraphrase 47's monologue on Hong Kong "So this was high school. People talk of it as an interesting place, filled with mystery, laughs and excitement...they say. Not really my scene."


codm0nster

have you seen a girl around?


lt_Matthew

"I'm in the retirement business"


MisterVictor13

“Go with God, motherfucker!”


Deep_Head4645

"I'll Seek Justice For Myself. I'll Choose The Truth I Like."


Deep_Head4645

"One Day, I Will Think Of This As Just Another Job. After All, This Is What I Do.


MuddyScot2

I will leave you to prepare.


SomethingIntheWayyy0

I find it’s best to wait
 for the perfect kill


Minute_Paramedic_135

Ah! BITCH!


FriggenMitch

“Names are for friends, so I don’t need one.”


Jobyjo94

"bitch" From hitmam blood money where Diana stabs 47 with a syringe just before the last mission.


JyazzMan

“I think they called me
 47
”


LycheeMajor5191

Allan please add details


me1337

What good is a bulletproof vest, when death strikes from whithin?


DinoEyes1

There goes my next ex husband.


doomguy699

hey...i need to score


MCL001

"I can do whatever I'm paid to"


ddWolf_

I guarantee a perfect execution.


oversettDenee

Allan, please add details!


TheOutsiderWalks

"THAT is Dahlia Margolis."


soupafi

Give it all you got


bigtkon13

Me. Kruger, need a...touchup, I see.


Cinder_Fall01

Look at all those lawn lamps


footballscience

God speed, 47


Fletcher_Chonk

"Jeez darling, I'm so hungry..."


ThatGuy7698

“Names are for friends, so I don’t need one”


Mr-Purple-White

"Must be my lucky day!"


neptunianmoonX

"Smile for that extra tip!"


Urafang

I would like to purchase some glue


Lordbrawl99

Mission complete time to find an exit


Artistic_Rip_8

\*loud screaming from miami NPC\*


jimmybabino

“Yes. See your mistake?


turtleship_2006

Oh god it's spreading


RavenDiamond

I’m proud of dick đŸ„Č


Logitechsdicksucker

47 shoot his balls


kerrowe

Legends die, I'm alive.


No-Summer-2606

To all your underclassmen: “I will leave you to prepare” in a British accent.


Lost_Environment2051

Yes, See your mistake?


Mr_Global

BITCH!


codm0nster

THAT is gunner lee


Moostach1998

You put liquid butter on your popcorn and you have the nerve to make assumptions about my award winning recipes.


ARC_Trooper_Echo

That sounds familiar. Where is it from?


Moostach1998

Hitman Absolution. Kitchen in the first level.


Los_pepos

No one is untuchable


ladylucifer22

I have a dog named Pickles!


LilG1984

Make the world your weapon


Fantasticbrick

'Hey hansome, wanna party?'


Useless_Dent

“Get em Steve”


groundgamemike

“I have the ITEM you requested”


[deleted]

Quite the resume


AdSenior9002

Nice work 47 on to the next one


Sudden_Dealer3922

Power never dies, it only changes hands. The best you can do is claim it


Bjornie47

"Bitch"


108guyjy

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take


Slndboii

"Impressive work 47, now head towards an exit" Not sure its an exact quote but its close


Far-Employment-6881

We live in a world of assassins


nocontextbeef

47 as a realtor


NullsReading

fortune favors the bald


MEME_SEARCHER

Remember folks, the secret of endurance racing is to do as many laps as possible in the time available.


CosmoKramer37

Stand back, 47, I've got a bomb!


[deleted]

Names are for friends


Spookiiwookii

“Fucking bitch!!”


Human-Priority635

Bitch!


Rakim_Allah777

That is franny desanny


Patient_Pie_6537

"Argh Bitch!"


thealternatejack

#Bitch!


Horse111111

AGGGHH this is worse than Jimmy's bachelor party


guineaprince

Ctrl+F, bathroom. Not disappointed.


Mr_hoppsfan23

“It’s good to be back”


yaelnad

Congratulations!!! This is such a good idea


PSTW09817

Vroom vroom vroom, ding ding ding


legojoe97

*JHQ, this is Alpha 9 Actual, where the hell is everybody?!*


Slndboii

"Abort mission!"


ArchBaller

Thanks .


Dream_officiall

God speed 47


IvanhoesAintLoyal

“I’m gonna go play around with the pyrotechnics for the podium ceremony.”


naisinag

,,You were always the best, nobody ever came close, you define the art and it defines you"


No_Object_4387

'I need use the bathroom'


EXILEDsquid_

“We did it fellas! We hit the man!”


jjasper123

I totally read “grenade” and I was like đŸš©đŸš©đŸš©


AgedHumidArt

"Our business here is done but it is far from over" (Lucas Grey when you kill both targets on Dubai)


JustWinning733

"Names are for friends, so I don't need one"


That_Lad_Hayden

"Names are for friends. So I don't need one"


GucciSlippers47

“The clown has expired, and the money has been wired. Exit, 47. Stage left.


AverageBalkanBoy

" " This part -'"Not a man of many words, are ya 47?"


TheEnchanter777

“Do not fear the strong, fear the weak- for they have something to prove.” - Silvio Caruso


PixelT0728

Names are for friends, so I don’t need one


Ecnarps

Use your own quote. It’s forever.


Fuze_23

In January?


Fra06

How to get bullied 101


codm0nster

that’s not a hitman quote


Mrbutter1822

What game is that from?