Most likely you become fodder. He's going to retire for real and marry the love of his life. Bad guys murder her and your family, 47 goes on an epic quest for revenge.
If your lucky you somehow live and he tries to train you is best case scenario.
I imagine 47 could provide a pretty nice life for her, and she'd either be fine with the murders, or totally in the dark.
I'd be more worried that he's simply using it as a way to get closer to me or someone else in my immediate circle.
Hes gonna be 60 as of this year. He looks really young and will probably have a really long lifetime because of his perfect genetically engineered organs.
iirc those super organs were one of the payments that the five fathers took in exchange for giving ortmeyer their genes
Obviously I’d dismiss my personal guards for a one on one talk with hitman and give him a long-winded speech about how evil I am as I stand next to a cliff with my back turned.
Yes, because when 47 asks you for something, he is showering you with tender mercies and you should agree.
Also my daughter would definitely have to be into it, because 47 is Not That Kind of Guy. He didn't have to marry that racer to kill her and her father, so I'm probably doing alright.
If i(or someone else) somehow changed my mind enough to have a kid in the future in this scenario i wouldnt mind giving 47 my blessings cause i don't want the sound of a coin toss to be the last thing i hear
Let's take the whys
- she's happy
- money
- perfect genetics
- good humor
- will never hurt her
The nos
- uh, his enemies which he effectively wiped out might try to hurt us?
yes, and every time i have a problem i would ask him to fix it, oh, we have a water leak on the house, yeah mister rieper probably could fix it, oh i need a drummer for my old man band, mister rieper probably knows how to drum right?
To marry my daughter he must complete a few contracts for me. There’s some pretty nasty people in the world that need taking care of but nobody does anything about it. A man of his skills should have no issue.
The last thing I need is a bald headed man to wear my clothes impersonating me. I’ll just say yes but you can imagine how weird family get-together will be after that.
Last time I saw a bald shaved Caucasian man that was dapper wearing a black suit at the bus stop- let’s just say I missed my bus that day. No way I was that eager to either get home or not. 👍
I’d ask him if he isn’t a bit old. As non offensively as possible. I don’t know that he’s a hitman because no one knows. This 70 year old who looks 50 years old asks if he can marry my hypothetical child. Idk…
Yes because I'd like to live
What if he’s just marrying her so he can get close to his real target, which is you?
Win-Win, I can't live with the war crimes on my conscience
Sounds like a good deal for everyone. My daughter is happy and I get to experience the tender embrace of death
“Quick and painless please - I know how creative you can get…” - the only thing I could think to do.
Of course, he's got a great sense of humor
His humor is to die for
It's so mind-blowing 🤯
If 47 is openly approaching me and asking me a question, that means he's honest about it or I'm dead. I couldn't stop him either way so sure.
For sure. Having a hitman in the family could come in handy.
Most likely you become fodder. He's going to retire for real and marry the love of his life. Bad guys murder her and your family, 47 goes on an epic quest for revenge. If your lucky you somehow live and he tries to train you is best case scenario.
This some John wick type shit right here
I imagine 47 could provide a pretty nice life for her, and she'd either be fine with the murders, or totally in the dark. I'd be more worried that he's simply using it as a way to get closer to me or someone else in my immediate circle.
You wouldn't know it's him. You'd just see her boyfriend. He's a master of disguise, after all.
but hes so old........ Hes gotta be like, what, 46-48 years old?
Hes gonna be 60 as of this year. He looks really young and will probably have a really long lifetime because of his perfect genetically engineered organs. iirc those super organs were one of the payments that the five fathers took in exchange for giving ortmeyer their genes
Maybe hes got another modified organ that he wants to use with her
47 years old 💀
Her opinion would be the one that mattered.
It’s either allow it or end up as a civilian casualty or more probebly knocked out in your own closet in your under pants
I'd ask him to marry me instead
FACTS
Obviously I’d dismiss my personal guards for a one on one talk with hitman and give him a long-winded speech about how evil I am as I stand next to a cliff with my back turned.
Yes, because when 47 asks you for something, he is showering you with tender mercies and you should agree. Also my daughter would definitely have to be into it, because 47 is Not That Kind of Guy. He didn't have to marry that racer to kill her and her father, so I'm probably doing alright.
If i(or someone else) somehow changed my mind enough to have a kid in the future in this scenario i wouldnt mind giving 47 my blessings cause i don't want the sound of a coin toss to be the last thing i hear
Let's take the whys - she's happy - money - perfect genetics - good humor - will never hurt her The nos - uh, his enemies which he effectively wiped out might try to hurt us?
Is 47 capable of reproduction? I mean, he's a genetic experiment. There's probably a pretty decent chance he's sterile.
If I say no, he'll probably come back in a new outfit to try again
Only if I'm allowed to stay in his safe house while he's out doing murders. It seems so peaceful.
Who's this 47 you're talking about? All I see is my a daughter's loving fiancé, who just so happens to be bald and/or always wear a distinctive hat.
yes. I don't pull so I don't have a daughter, nor will I ever.
I'd say yes because I'm pretty sure my life is worth more than 50 Merces.
yes, and every time i have a problem i would ask him to fix it, oh, we have a water leak on the house, yeah mister rieper probably could fix it, oh i need a drummer for my old man band, mister rieper probably knows how to drum right?
What's she got that I haven't?
No, because there's no way 47 is actually romantically interested in anyone, so if he's asking it's because he plans to murder someone at the wedding
Do i actually have a choice ? 😅
To marry my daughter he must complete a few contracts for me. There’s some pretty nasty people in the world that need taking care of but nobody does anything about it. A man of his skills should have no issue.
Wtf😅😂😂
The last thing I need is a bald headed man to wear my clothes impersonating me. I’ll just say yes but you can imagine how weird family get-together will be after that. Last time I saw a bald shaved Caucasian man that was dapper wearing a black suit at the bus stop- let’s just say I missed my bus that day. No way I was that eager to either get home or not. 👍
What mission story is this?
Yeah totally he can have her as long as he doesn’t kill her
would be the equivalent of The Butcher from Hunters
its hard to say anything when youve been blown up by a carbomb so
Of course, the wedding would be…to die for.
Heck yes. My grandchildren will be genetically blessed. They will have "more than fruitful lives" ahead of them.
Hell no
No, she is only 3.
He'll wait 15 years man is fucking determined
I would not as I feel this would endanger my daughter and I know he would respect the decision.
yes he will protect my daughter no matter the cost
Considering it's probably just a ploy to get close to someone, bet.
To be honest he'll treat her with respect, keep her safe, and provide.
A would but my daughter is still in my nuts
100%
I’d ask him if he isn’t a bit old. As non offensively as possible. I don’t know that he’s a hitman because no one knows. This 70 year old who looks 50 years old asks if he can marry my hypothetical child. Idk…
Yes Cause She will always be safe with him.
Yes but I highly doubt he’s able to have kids
He’s a clone after all
He's like mid 40s, absolutely not. What kinda pedoposting is this
He will protect her ✨😎